#two... two is the wrong- I meant too

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again. #They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two. #They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains. #And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge. #Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her. #She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness. #Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her. #I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless. #If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point. #WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant. #I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards #But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water. #Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb- #-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals. #Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.

[transingthoseformers]

Still obsessing over Megs wanting to carry sparklings. I can imagine some bots thinking it's just a weird joke/phase he has and just laughing about it. Meanwhile Megs gets upset and sad when he gets denied any attempt to get knocked up or hear anyone says things about how he'd be a terrible mother. Some bots make comments about how "his body wouldn't be fit to carry" even tho he's got them thick thighs and birthing hips-

Anyway this probably makes no sense fbndnd just really thinking about angsty Megs who rlly wants to be a mommy

I can see this and in this scenario i can see Megatron going on and on about how they shouldn't restrict the right to carry post war, I'm really feeling a "g1ish megop develops post war" thing here as I've seen a fic of that and it was great

Or

Tfp megasound where they got sidetracked from their quest

Or

Mtmte megarod, post good ending

#''they were wrong to say that_ you make such a good carrier'' #i can see rodimus lazily tracing megatron's frame while they lie together as they talk about their future now #in my mind the good ending us going very well so far (... so far) in that scenario #imagining there's emotion behind old school primes and fertility there_ I've talked about that before #that works for the g1ish megop situation too #in the tfp megasound idea soundwave found out through time that no_ it wasn't a phase_ it was something Megatron truly wanted #and he promised himself he'd find a way to rend the universe in two if it meant fulfilling that wish and proving the haters wrong #and_ with the autobots on the run and an energon surplus on earth_ it was a relatively good time to try #sorry for adding good post material to the tags #suggestive #mildly so #maccadam #transformers #tfp megatron #mtmte megatron #g1 megatron #g1 optimus prime #tfp soundwave #mtmte rodimus #megop #megasound #megarod

[almea]

lmao every time Miles talks about RWBY it's the most validating experience ever for me because it's always "wow, this is literally what I spent years saying."

#Annie babbles about RWBY #He did a cameo where someone asked if he had any behind the scenes stuff to share about the Bees #And he talked about how Blake and Sun was always meant to be a teenage crush #And the Bees were a slowburn about two friends realizing they had feelings for each other #So it's all very validating #He also said if they did it again he didn't know if they'd go as hard with the Sun stuff because it just made people so mad lmao #I still don't think the Sun stuff was the worst decision ever in a vacuum but the bar is too low for m/f ships and too high for f/f ships #And some people are just incapable of admitting they're wrong so yeah that probably would have been for the best #He also mentioned everyone being in love with Blake was a deliberate choice and that's always so funny to me

[moregraceful]

accidentally invented a new form of no bedtime called 11pm glass of emergency-c + 4pm latte + 8pm cup of black tea + 9pm cup of black tea

#the real question is can i go to church on less than 5 hours of sleep and still function lol #i unlocked my instagram bc church wouldn't stop tagging me to direct people to me for stuff but that meant i had to delete a bunch of pho #tos AND rewrite a bunch of captions for photos i didn't WANT to delete bc i was too mean to random sharks prospects #which is fine if it is u know the anonymity of tumblr but not public instagram where my church won't stop FULL NAMING AND TAGGING ME #''anonymity of tumblr'' i doxx myself on here like 80 times a day in front of more people than i went to college with #anyway my point is i was going through deleting all evidence of politics pens fandom and legal documents and i was like damn #my attitude towards my team SUCKS. i gotta be way less of a hater!!! #what did my prospects ever do wrong besides everything NOTHING. the system is BROKEN. i am sorry i will be so much nicer guys :( #also if u really want to be humbled. scrolling back to 2012 on your instagram and re-experiencing senior year of college. BAD #i've deleted i think everything that would reasonably get our nonprofit status pulled but what a horrific journey it was #two full hockey intermission periods of deleting shit plus another hour at home doing several more passes and then rewriting captions #so that some poor 21 year old prospect randomly searching their name doesn't see me full ass call their teammate cringe #their teammate IS cringe. but i love him. but the nuances are lost on instagram people don't understand these things they take everything #at face value #don't know why i just assigned shakir mukhamadullin they/them pronouns #i think i need to go lie in bed with a blanket over my head until i suffocate #this ALWAYS happens i get too hype about mackenzie blackwood and start listening to selena gomez and then it's like almost 3am and i'm just #fresno oilers.txt #oh and. a friend sent me screenshots of the girl she's been flirting with on a dating app and they are SOOOOO cute #i hope they make a good run of it i really do bc it was SO cute. living vicariously through episcopalian lesbians as one does #but then i was trying to figure out how to edit my dating app profile to dissuade chasers but still honeytrap guys who are tall enough #or athletic enough to pick the tangerines at the top of the tangerine tree. bc i couldn't reach this week #but there were still like god maybe 150 tangerines on the tree. i was like this could be feeding people but i'm TOO SHORT #and my life will be like this. FOREVER #icb the future of this garden is so psychologically burdensome that i'm having to build it into a dating app profile lol #well now that i'd treated this entire tag set as twitter for and hour and a half #time to go try to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and then wake up in [checks notes] four hours

[todayisafridaynight]

sister saw me wearing the puffer that i use for my daigo cosplay since im cold all the time and sweaters arent enough and she was just like 'i really like it :) you look so. 👊💥' and after going What she was like 'you look real cool :) is what i meant :)' like thank you sister of mine youre too silly for this life

#snap chats #like she punched the air and made a punch sound effect fwrjflkjle #i mean she is not. WRONG with miming that about this jacket so 💀💀💀💀 #also funny im wearing my own cross necklace and a black shirt and pants. lmao #also yeah i have two puffers- one's meant for the rain and REALLY cold weather and the second one's just. Casual/Daigo #'why are you like this' cause the other puffer's way too buiky fr casual wear and daigo and the interior isn't black like his is #this one's more slim and has a black interior. which is so funny cause when i was looking for a puffer for daigo years ago #it was impossible finding such a thing specifically but i got bored and decided to look again recently and i found it on the first page #for like. three cents basically too fejLRKjELj so thats cool. cant wait to show it off at animenyc #no im actually so excited bout animenyc ... hopefully i can actually. attend a meetup unlike last time 💀 #i also didnt get to go last year so itll be fun going to a con again .. #im just stoked in general bout the small-but-meaningful-edits-to-me ive done to the whole look #s'gonna be fun .. AND im gonna try tweaking my mine one too since i got compelled to do That with all the mine talk lately #idk when id show that one off if ever. UNLUCKY that i hate taking pics of myself no one ever gets to see my cosplays unless its video form #ok im done rambling i have some stuff to do before i take an exam bye

[mossiestpiglet]

[ID: Text box from a manga. Text reads “The kingdom of Granzreich became a republic as the result of a national referendum. King Leonhard was its last king.” End ID]

Absolute funniest possible way to end a series about a gaggle of princes competing to be king. You won but at what cost

#leonhard’s idea that they should govern themselves? no the people realized what a mistake the system was and that they got the wrong brother #viktor predicted this when he got Bad Vibes about all his sons and didnt think any of them should be king without severe interventions #he should have just cut out the middle men (eins and leonhard) and worked on moving towards a republic in his lifetime #as an anti-monarchist Yay because if any of the others had been king and had heirs the people would have liked them too much probably #like clearly granzreich was heading there eventually but the others would have drawn it out another generation or two with their popularity #or would have changed the government in a way that preserved the monarchy in a symbolic capacity #leo is the only one who could fuck it up enough to make the people just get rid of it and i love that for them #Series Which Are Not Meant For Me But Are Still Perfect For Me #sometimes you have special interests that you hate and thats me and monarchies #the royal tutor #oushitsu kyoushi haine #leonhard von granzreich #the royal tutor spoilers #oushitsu kyoushi haine spoilers

[boltgunkiller-archive]

i find it damn near impossible to get mad at santana’s behavior in 3x06 and 3x07 because i genuinely do think she had the right to be lashing out at everybody. sue me idk

#idgaf if she was mean to kurt and blaine when they were “trying to help” in IKAG #they were the first performance & santana was put under the spotlight by the guy who fully outed her to the ENTIRE STATE OF OHIO & now she #-was expected to be just happy and jolly about some bullshit lady music week to celebrate women as if that has anything to do with wtf just #-happened to her by finn’s hands & of course she was upset because she was only back in the new directions because finn basically #-blackmailed her into rejoining like hello!!! so of course she was snippy with them… and tbh i don’t even think she was being that mean. #i think she’d have reason to be even MEANER actually. that reaction of hers was completely reasonable. and honestly it must’ve hurt seeing #-two people who are meant to Get what it’s like.. participate in that? especially when the last thing she wants is her sexuality that she’s #-still very insecure with Being broadcasted. to the whole damn club. it’s already about to be shown to all of ohio with names addresses #-details about her whole personal life etc like she really didn’t need that spotlight right then she needed to have space and love and #-support… none of which she got. #also the glee writers tend to make a character do a bad thing and then have another character do an INFINITELY WORSE THING #and then they’re like “oh but. the first character was being so mean. this absolutely deplorable and wayyyy too far reaction is definitely #-justified now because that was just so mean of the first character ugh!” and basically spins what happened into showing the first characte #-as the most evil person alive??? as if that’s even remotely true.??? and yes this is about santana cause they do this w her #and quinn. a LOTTTT. like a LOT. rn i’m talking ab santana though so i won’t cover quinn sorry fabrayers… one day! #like yes santana was being mean sure whatever. but finn didn’t have an excuse IDGAF what the hell anybody says about the body shaming stuff #it was mean. yes that’s true. but i don’t think you understand how different those two things are #they’re both bad but the outing is infinitely more despicable and personal and filled with malice and it’s so much more endangering in a wa #-that can’t even be compared to the dangers of body shaming you know. like they’re completely different and the outing thing is just too #-personal and Wrong like. idk. just get that through ur head they’re both so different and finn went way too far and personal. he could’ve #-just mocked her looks if he really wanted to get back at her. mocked ANYTHING else. but he chose the worst thing you could do to somebody #who is scared and in the closet and hurting #also yes santana’s written to be rude a lot of the time but her degree of rudeness in those episodes was Overplayed and def not in characte #like it didn’t feel much like santana’s brand of meanness it was 100% the writers trying to justify finn more because they continued to #-paint finn as the good guy who chose the high road… when that couldn’t be further from the truth thanks. he didn’t choose the high road he #-completely blackmailed santana and used her to make him look good basically. so you can’t change my mind on that Def being a writer issue #and just them Hating Women. especially santana. thanks. #also this is all coming from somebody who loves finn. so. 🤣 #i fuckingggg hate seeing people say santana was mean and had no right to be doing all of that in those eps.. BITCH YES SHE DID #like in other eps sure (<- nuanced topic/take) but this one? No. she was justified IDGAF. should’ve been meaner

[volivolition]

WAIT SINCE WHEN DID FURY OF A SHATTERED MIRROR UPDATE HELLO HELLOOOOOOO??!!!!?!?!?????? (POSITIVE)

#OH SHIT!!!!!!! SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #chemi chats #HAND/EYE MY DARLING HOPE YOU FIND THAT GUN SOON XOXO #man. fuck. im in too deep truly. i see ''VOLITION -'' in purple and my singular braincell goes feral. #how am i meant to read in these conditions!!! its just his name!! dial it fucking back blorbo brainrot!! #[loud yelling] /ECHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ [EVEN LOUDER YELLING] /EMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ #inland my friend inland. waugh. okay going to that one post in my drafts where i type voli's name over and over so i can be normal. #everyone be FUCKING NICE TO PERCEPTION!!!!!! EVERYONE BE NICE TO INLAND'S POETRY!!!!!!!!!! oh perception honey. something's wrong. #''YOU - Walk into the void'' ''VOLITION [SUCCESS] - NO THE FUCK YOU DON'T!! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN'' #fury is always like. it does NOT disappoint with the humor aspect and i cherish it for that #HOLKY FUGKJGH9NG SHIT HOW DID THEY CODE THAT #FUCKING HELL THIS FIC IS SO GOOD #LMAO REITERATING ON THE HUMOR ASPECT. GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHECK. #THESE ARE SUCH GOOD CHOICES FOR THE TWO PARTS OF THE CHANT

[zhonglicious]

aah im thinking of bonten ran who wld do anything for his darling princess...

#tw gore #tw violence #i had this one draft once #it was of ran pulling out someones teeth for talking off to reader #aah #ran who wld do anything if it meant his dearest princess wld be happy #wld pull out his gun without hesitation and shoot out the brains of the person that tried to wrong you #anything u want u get #nothing is too big a task nor too much money to fetch for him #if its for you there is nothing that is out of his reach #aah i love tropes where villains r married and theyre both completely devoted to each other #them against the world #two againt everyone else #i like my men sick and twisted

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[justanotherfanartist]

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#back on my super personal posting bs #last basketball game for the band tonight #augh and misery but at least it’s at Cool Big Semi Circle. Two hour drive at least tho. sigh. #if u from my state you know what I mean. actually wtv it’s obvious idfk Tacoma Dome moment lmaooo #man. last thing of band for the whole year kinda sucks ngl #our band is fucked don’t get me wrong but a part of me still loves it with a lot less cynicism than most of my friends n other band kids do #part of me is like yeah there’s stuff that sucks. but also this is where I’m meant to be and I’m having a good time #the reality is that our director sucks our band sucks nobody practices and we don’t really play well #but in my head #I’m doing well #i practice. a lot. because I like it #All my friends are here #I’m doing what my dad did in Highschool and being like him makes me really happy #which is especially why I’m switching to drumline next year to hopefully be on snare #I’m actually gonna kill myself if I get cymbals i fucking HATE cymbals I will fight my Director on this actually so hard #cus I don’t know shit about percussion #but my dad is a drummer and so is one of my senior friends who is sticking around after they graduate this year #and they’ve both agreed to teach me over the summer #so I’m gonna go fucking crazy hard into practicing so I can do percussion ensemble next year and do drumline too #I’m literally gonna dig in my trenches and fight tooth and nail to get what I want #and I’ve never really done that before #It really feels like I’m determined to prove myself worth of being a snare #not cymbals #not bass #snare #I feel like I was kind of always meant for this; I’ve just been putting it off yknow? #I’m the child of two divorced music majors #my dad is a drummer who was in band his whole life #he loves it. he loves it so much. #my parents moved to New York to chase their dreams and become musicians

[oatbugs]

clouds by alex g great song to almost tear up to

#date i had on sat cancelled bc she had too much work to do which me too but i was rly looking forward to catching up w her #that plus all the other stuff that has been happening #my friends' house is almost empty everyone is going home #the weather is playing along too #two of my friends are in thailand i miss both of them dearly #ive found myself subconsciously believing in some form of karma over the past few months #even if logically i dont believe in it whenever a string of bad events happen i ask myself what i did to warrant this #i think right now my crime is a lack of self discipline #making false promises to myself and not following through at detriment to my own future #i know this line of thinking isnt helpful but maybe i need it because otherwise its just. that im very unlucky #or that im meant to not be loved or things will just keep going wrong and id really like thst to not be true #the sun is shining a little bit through the clouds #maybe thats a good sign

[madamescarlette]

nothing like staying up aggressively late to finish a book that you don't realize till halfway through is kind of infuriating and wrong and yet you have to see the end so you can close the lid on the fury vs. the healing joy of going off to read a book and then reading it all in one sitting because it was glorious and exactly suited to what you needed to read at that moment!

#this is a true story btw #i wanted this book to be good so badly #it is very popular atm and it drew me in with the promises of game development & friendship and my eyes lit UP #and the first third is indeed a beautiful meditation on friendship! #but then i spent the last 2/3 being full of rage because one of the two protagonists just....turns around and decides to hate the other one #with nary a thought of explaining it. and yes i did self-id too closely with the other protag #but it was a fun stupid haze of fury that i was reading through to figure out how they finally dealt with it #only they didn't REALLY and it just was basically unacknowledged and i guess meant to be inspiring and true to lifelong friendships #but aghhhhhfdkhfj if it didn't raise my ire in every way #it was well written don't get me wrong but i got SO upset and then it is just! unresolved! #and me who likes cathartically sad or happy or bittersweet endings only haaates to be left with unresolved grey area ones #but then i got to totter off and go read a very short sweet patricia mckillip book and all is well now >:D #i was just reading it with my mug of cocoa in my hand going i love u mystically beautiful prose! i love you strange dreamy fantasy! #(part of me is also wondering if i could read 13 books between now and the end of the year to fulfill my 100) #(at the rate with that tiny little book [winter rose] and beauty next week it's....possible actually? but anyway.) #reading tag #a fun silly little story probably only funny to me but you're all hearing it despite that

[buttbiscuit]

Gerard Way does more for "non-binary fashion" than Harry Styles could ever dream of

#sorry but gerard coming out there in halloween costumes and clown makeup and cheerleader dresses etc is so much more interesting #not to mention authentic... harry probably has an entire team of stylists crafting his look down to every nail #dont get me wrong i love cishet men in dresses and sequins but what harry is doing is really not revolutionary #hell theres hundreds of 80s artists who did the same thing and more than harry why is he being treated like a mesiah #also this take is too spicy to even post on twitter thats how you know its hot #also non binary fashion isnt a real term and the author meant androgynous and im pissed at the conflation of the two terms

[david-watts]

tbh I kinda hate my m*ther because she's made me late for the past few days and thinks I'm being rude because I'm agitated from waiting an extra hour for her to get ready and can't do what I want because it's too late in the day. man

#like yesterday. I was gonna leave the house at half past twelve #reasonable time for what I wanted to do. #but she wanted to push herself and go too! #by the time we left it was half past two. #and I only went to where I wanted to by passing through on the tram #don get me wrong I liked where we went instead #don't I mean. phone keyboard bad #anyway we were meant to leave over an hour ago and guess what! she's still not ready

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! Weird question time, and this time it’s a POTS, sunshine, food, and hot temperatures related question:

So the other day, my mom brought milkshakes over and we all sat outside, distanced, to drink them and chat. It was a bright, sunny, very very windy day, but I think it was maybe high 70s at the hottest? Late afternoon, so probably not even that hot. I drank like half the milkshake, then suddenly was extremely nauseous and kinda dizzy. I went back in the house, asked my brother to please go grab a puke bucket, and took my blood pressure. My bp was in my normal range, but my heart rate after I’d already laid down on the floor (to cool down and so I would not fall down) was like 147? Which is very much not the norm for me since I’ve been on meds for the whole POTS/sodium georg thing. It didn’t last super long, I did not throw up, and I was able to go back outside with an ice pack on my neck and a bottle of cold water, but I think it’s the closest I’ve come to like historical-novel-type-swooning in my life (I say that mostly jokingly but also I suspect that’s what swooning feels like). My resting heart rate stayed around 110 after that.  The question: do any of you, especially people with POTS or heart issues, but people without too for comparison, have issues like that when drinking a frozen beverage outside when it is hot? Or when it is windy? Or do other people with flashing light issues* find they sometimes have issues with very bright direct sunlight going directly into their eyes? This is an experience I would very much like to avoid but there are too many variables *I have no diagnosis for my flashing lights issue yet. I don’t think it’s seizures? Sure is some intense vertigo and disorientation though

#the person behind the yarn #tj asks weird questions #medical mention #food mention #blood pressure mention #idk what else to tag this as but if you think there are warnings I should add please tell me #I know these resting heart rates are usually like 'uh oh go to a doctor do not pass go' in people without a weird cardiac history #for me there are harmless. Well. They are irritating and cause some symptoms but they are not a sign of serious heart issues for me #*they #I have had a ridiculous number of tests about it #don't worry this is not a sign of heart issues for me. Technically there's nothing at all wrong with my heart itself! #I have had multiple cardiologists tell me that. My heart is working fine my blood pressure is just fucked up #because I don't salt right #I'm guessing it was some combination of stress and dehydration #from too much physical exercise outside in the humidity (I'd gone on walks two of the three previous days) #but like...usually that does not pass that quickly for me #and usually ice packs do not cause so dramatic an increase in my symptoms unless my blood pressure is low from being in the heat #an improvement. I meant an improvement not an increase #I should go to sleep lol I will end the tags now