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princess-unipeg · 2 years
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Twonicorns
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kittycoolcat7 · 4 months
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Twonicorn
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mewnikitty · 2 years
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Yin Yang Yo sona 🌈
She is a cow and the former princess of the twonicorns who got replaced when she decided to become evil (she'll still insist she's royalty though and will get mad if you don't agree!)
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angelic-petty · 2 years
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out of context yyy quotes i think about a lot
“free? that’s my second favorite four letter word!”
“go for the nuts, yin! i mean the bolts too but go for the nuts!” *barely five seconds later* “take that evil nuts.”
*after exiting a public restroom with a ?* “man, do you have any idea how hard it is to get blood and car parts off your knuckles?”
“the boobie trap museum, which should be safe for you cause you don’t have any-” 
“if he said that in an airport, they’d haul him away.”
“seriously, you came back after the commercial? man i’d of been gone.”
“for the love of evil! does anyone have an audition that doesn’t involve eye push ups?”
“the fooplicate powers are edible? they melt in your mouth and absorb into your system!”
“i’m that much closer to boys objectifying me. :)”
“does he breathe through his neck like a dolphin?”
“you’re an ant car! ant cars don’t explode!”
“yin, we’re in a dumb sitcom. we don’t have the budget for a live. concert.”
“do you want me to use my twonicorn magic to stop your falling, and stuff? and fix every bone in your body, and stuff?” “YES!”
*after vomiting* “hey, there’s my mint.”
“like i said before, he did this!” *exactly one second of silence* “jerk >:(”
“you didn’t think you were playing footsies with your sister, cause that is weird.”
“did people understand you when you had all your teeth?”
“yang, there’s only one way we can get out of this cage, and it’s with outside help.” “well i’ve never been much of one for prayer but i guess anything’s worth trying.”
“grandma’s underpants i’m under attack!”
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bigalsbigart · 4 years
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I might do another one of these sometime.
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29maiblog · 6 years
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Look guys it’s a twonicorn! 🦄 🐌 ♥️📸🦋 #nofilter #iphonecamera #iphone7 #photography #passion #love #people #nature #snail #twonicorn #rainyday #mariposa (at Watford, United Kingdom)
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burningbee · 3 years
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Happy Pride, y'all! I've never officially come out, but this year it felt like it was time. And of course I have to come out using a pun. Here's a Binacorn for all you fellow bisexuals out there!
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d-stro · 7 years
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Comic that only is funny if you have deep knowledge of RainbowMane, the Manotaur and the first half or the first episodes of Yin Yang Yo! season 2
and also a SFW penis joke
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penzillathepup · 4 years
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"I'm nothing more then just a shadow of the night.." eh, doodle.
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incorrectyyyquotes · 4 years
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Yin: Master Yo, you're obscenely old, right?
Yo: Why, yes!
Yang: Do you know any super-ancient, lost-to-the-ages, archaic, olden-times Woo Foo swears?
Yo: Well, there is one...
Yang: I want to hear it!
Yo: The Elder Swear. You must never repeat it to anyone!
Yin: We promise, Master Yo!
Yo: Here it is… Your mother is a ##ing ####### lorem ipsum ############### admitem barium ###### tragula ################ twonicorn ##### Nightmaster ############# and Scott McCord ########## with a bucket of ############ in a world of chaos and disarray where no one can hear you ###### pretzel ############ with a bucket of ####### Mickey Mouse ########## and a geo-synchronometer ###### invisigoths ############ alakazam!
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kittycoolcat7 · 3 months
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Is Twonicorn official or is it a coincidence that my mutual drew a two unicorn
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woofools · 4 years
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How about 4 for Yo, 5 for Yin and 24 for Yang?
What Yo would do if he only had one month to live:
“GET IN THE CAR KIDS, ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS NOW.”
Basically he would try to balance cramming as much fun, vacation-y enjoyment as he could stand with spending time with his students. All while essentially trying to run from the gnawing thought of it can’t all almost be over…
A cherished personal belonging of Yin’s:
A limited edition ultra-rare “Sparkleriffic!” twonicorn doll. She’s not into “collecting” or anything but she still can’t bring herself to open the package. It’s so shiny… and the mane is styled perfectly… she doesn’t want to ruin it.
What Yang wishes he could change about himself:
Ever since the Nightmooster incident, he wishes he could be nicer when it counts. And he’s really been trying, but he’ll still end up saying things that are a little too mean to be entirely laughed off, or he’ll make jokes to cover up when he’s feeling serious emotions. Sometimes when he knows he’s crossed a line he’ll be hit with the thought “what if this is the last thing I get to say to this person?” and it’ll fuck him up for the rest of the day. And the cherry on the cake is that he doesn’t know how to talk about this stuff at all, so he’s had to deal with it by himself.
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qadmonster · 5 years
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Twonicorn
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foxthefascistslayer · 5 years
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No, you ruined breakfast by taking too long to do your makeup while simultaneously arguing about how important it is to be tacky and an individual and proud of it. Anyway I love this palette a lot so I used #frosting #twonicorn #bluesky and #rsvp and loved every time wasting minute of it #imtacky #ineedanewlife #limecrime #bemyfriend #limecrime10thbirthdaypalette https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVFr7CFJa7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1su434u5dkdx0
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mylivetube · 7 years
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What's going on here? #CaptionThis #WTF #OddArt #StreetArt #Twonicorn #ArtEverywhere #SantaMonica (at Santa Monica, California)
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rat-meat · 7 years
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honestly! paige is a boring name and i hate it! hated it before i even knew what a trans was
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