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[arsenictictacs]

top 10 reasons why karkat is a verbal threat to society

gonna have to thank @homestuck-textposts for helping teach me this as simple as possible!! (sorry for the ping :3)

#txtpost #homestuck textpost #homestuck

[little-buzz]

Imagine being the youngest patron in the Hazbin Hotel

I needed to get out my idea because the Hazbin Hotel fixation is starting. I have my issues with the show, but so far, I've enjoyed it! I'm considered the baby in my friend group, which stemmed these headcanons in the first place. Anyway, I let me know your thoughts about this post!

Hazbin Hotel x Reader (platonic)

You were banished to hell in somewhat recent years, so you’re considered the baby of the group. You’re not treated like a child, per se, but the guys frequently tease you about it. Husk calls you ‘kid’ to piss you off, as does Angel. You’re certain they only know you by that nickname and not your actual name.

No one understands the references you make, whether it be from a meme or films. You consider it really unfortunate when they look at you weird or if Charlie awkwardly laughs at your comment. Charlie humors you with your references, but she still doesn’t understand your slang.

You like to spread some harmless mischief in the hotel when you’re bored. You have added googly eyes to the booze in Husk’s bar, which he didn’t think was funny. At least Angel found it humorous and Charlie kept you from Husk’s wrath when he realized it was your doing.

You like to play with Keekee when you have time to spare. You balled up a piece of paper and throw it for her to chase. You made the poor choice of getting catnip for her. You didn’t think Husk would react to the plant as well. He threatened you to keep his secret. Because you value your limbs intact, you didn’t spread that information around.

You force the group for a movie night, which doesn’t involve sex-related films (much to Angel’s dismay). You pick out a movie you think mostly everyone will enjoy. Charlie and Nifty are usually the most excited to watch the one you picked. You find the film hard to enjoy because Angel and Pentious are relentlessly commenting about the scenes. No amount of shushing from Vaggie will stop their annoying chatter. There is a silver lining though because you watch movies with the girls every so often without their presence to ruin the film.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #charlie morningstar #vaggie #angel dust #husker #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanons #vivziepop #vivziepop hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel amazon prime #hazbin hotel fanfiction #writers on tumblr #textpost #txtpost #txt #txt post #nifty #angeldust #sir pentious #lexwrites #queue #live laugh queue

[filmscorpio-archive]

there's just something so homoerotic about two men in a car

#the passenger #txtpost

[bigmanroykent]

took me a couple of watches to notice it because i was preoccupied with judge mcadoo but i think about the jump high five a lot

#they're just so Silly #jamie tartt #declan cockburn #ted lasso #txtpost

[gael-garcia]

watching a movie set in Asia directed by a Western director and it is immediately obvious why Western critics and award-giving bodies are eating it up : an Asian man listens to and adores English, Western music

#can yall make it less obvious next time?!?! #god they're so transparent i would laugh #but Fallen Leaves and Monster have been robbed #totem too !!! #it is perfectly fine! sometimes lovely! but cmon now #Perfect Days 2023 #txtpost

[mustbebunnys]

I love that we’re getting Wynonna Earp back for a special, but the real winner here is the wave of new Wayhaught fics about to hit

#wynonna earp #wearp #wayhaught #fanfic stuff #txtpost

[dontwakeup-ishu]

I want new frnds - genuine connections

#idk what to say rn #girlcore #txtpost #desiblr #random #shitpost

[artificial-mess]

im sure you guys have heard the theory that "Clancy" is a name used on anyone who wishes to escape dema right? im fairly certain thats how the theory went. its a lil bit old now, made a bit after overcompensate released. anyways, im here to add my 2 cents to it.

this makes a lot of sense in my eyes because of the fact that Clancy is a neutral name, can be used by anyone no matter masculine or feminine. this theory also fits with what they say at the end of every show "We're Twenty One Pilots and so are you." which can be used to show that anyone can be Clancy.

just my thoughts

cant wait for clancy in a month

enjoy clancy transparent png

#twenty one pilots #twenty øne piløts #theory #clancy #fan theory #opinion #txt #txt post #txtpost

[obscenefreak]

i think stebbins has autism ok there i said it * walks away from like 13 people at most *

#txtpost #tlw #the long walk #he has autism because i say so

[ominous-arcade]

I think the guests deserve fandom too. Where's the Ted Barrow diehards!!! His funny plant that he's taking with him for some reason!! Poor bastard turned into a tree!

#the hotel podcast #txtpost

[little-buzz]

Harmless Fun

This post is related to a previous one, but you don't have to read it to understand this drabble. Please let me know your thoughts‼️

Hazbin Hotel x Reader (platonic)

You passed the bar as Husk stared at a bottle in his hand. There were two googly eyes plastered to the glass. He let out a hiss and turned around to face you.

“Which one of you schmucks ruined my shit?” demanded Husk.

You held in a poorly stifled giggle and shrugged innocently. Nifty zipped in from the noise and examined the booze herself. She shook the bottle and watched as the eyes move side to side.

Husk caught your eye, glaring darkly at you. “You’re the only one here to pull this immature stunt!” he exclaimed.

You took a step back and held your hands out placatingly. “That’s not true. Angel might’ve done that.”

He growled and stomped towards you. You saw Charlie and Vaggie enter the room. You called out for the princess and quickly hid behind her.

“Husk is gonna kill me over false evidence!” you cried.

Said demon bared his sharp teeth, only a few inches from your princess shield. Vaggie glared at you in disapproval. Charlie smiled nervously at the demon.

“Hold on— what happened here?” asked Charlie.

Nifty appeared again and held the bottle towards her. Charlie did a better job to hold in a chuckle. “Husk thinks they ruined his alcohol,” said Nifty and gestured towards you.

She took the booze and easily peeled off the plastic eyes. “Problem solved, Husk!”

His sour expression didn’t change. “The little asshole stuck those things on my other bottles too,” he replied crossly.

Charlie turned her head towards you with a tired look. “Go remove the rest of them,” said the princess gently.

You balled your hands into fists. “But there’s no proof I—”

“Do what Charlie says,” warned Vaggie.

You wanted to argue, but you stomped to the bar instead, knowing you weren’t winning this fight. Husk smugly grinned as you walked away.

“Serves you right not to mess with my stuff.”

You glared at him and removed the eyes. “Since when is it a crime to have some harmless fun?”

“Oh, so you admit it!” cried Husk.

“Of course, old men like you hate practical jokes,” you murmured under your breath. Nifty reemerged and helped remove the googly eyes from the bottles.

Once you finished, you made your way to your bedroom. You were stopped in the hallway by Charlie. She approached you from behind with a gentle smile.

You crossed your arms. “I don’t want to hear a lecture about apologizing to Husk for what I did,” you huffed.

“No, I’m not gonna lecture you. I don’t think there was any foul in your prank,” said Charlie.

You arched your brow in response. “I don’t think Husk was the best person for your target though.”

You knew she had a point.

“Anyway, if you wanna pull a prank again, please run it by me. I don’t want my patrons to be attacking each other,” admitted Charlie.

You blinked before your lips cracked into a smile. Ideas began to spark in your mind. You walked down the hallway and headed towards your bedroom with newfound determination.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel drabble #charlie morningstar #husk #husker #nifty #vaggie #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel x reader platonic #hazbin hotel x platonic reader #writers on tumblr #txtpost #textpost #txt #txt post #text post #lexwrites #queue #live laugh queue

[filmscorpio-archive]

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also someone you'd look for the northwest passage with

#the terror #francis crozier #james fitzjames #thomas blanky #amc the terror #txtpost

[bigmanroykent]

spot the bisexual

#his ass is not sitting heterosexually #jamie tartt #txtpost

[gael-garcia]

bye bye boop

#txtpost

[mustbebunnys]

Help. I slipped and fell down the NCIS: Hawaiʻi rabbit hole.

#txtpost #ncis hawai’i #kate whistler #lucy tara #kacy #i see gifs #and i get invested #how i got sucked into wearp and s19 #sigh might start watching for real

[sanguith]

How is it even possible for another person to radiate love. I'm looking over at my bf sleeping in bed and he's just lying there snoring softly but he's glowing with warmth and safety and kindness. It's like there's an invisible radiation coming off him and resonating with my brain. I slept like shit and woke up quite grumpy but just looking over at him makes it all not seem so bad, actually. This is a new feeling for me

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