#ty pjdraws in the jerma tag for planting the idea in my head of combining these

[jermaobsession]

"What, come on chat, he's a nice guy! I mean sure he's a little weird, but Dracula's not gonna hurt me, we're just doing business! It's a business trip! You know--" *re-adjusts seat, starts pointing at the camera* "you guys made me check every. single. door in this castle and we didn't find anything, so what's the big deal?

"...Yes I know like half of them are locked, did you just want me to barge in like 'oh er uh sorry Count, I see you're taking a dump in here, I just had to make sure you weren't hiding the murder basement behind door # 87'

"...'fucking blind streamer he had no reflection'. Wait shit are you for real?" *laughs* "Am I getting one-guy'd or did that actually happen? If that's not real I want that guy banned for at least...15-20 minutes"

#jerma #jerma985 #dracula daily #i'm sorry. i had to. #ty pjdraws in the jerma tag for planting the idea in my head of combining these #i can only hope i got his voice right