love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”
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I really, really wish people who don't have the capacity to properly take care of animals would simply accept and acknowledge that about themselves. This isn't even a post of me trying to be mean or judge anyone, I'm sure most people go into getting an animal with good intentions, but intentions and actions are different. If you don't have the time and the space and the care an animal needs, the animal will suffer. The fleeting joy of having a kitten or puppy or anything else doesn't last forever and they aren't toys to be put down and forgotten once you've moved past the inital excitement. If you don't have the ability to properly care for an animal, just accept that and simply admire them from a distance.
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His foster mom is calling him Ed Sheeran...
Just barely 3 weeks old.
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Bloodthristy Brat
You know, this wasn't that bad. When Jason had resigned himself to being homeless, not once had he imagined himself being lured into a trap by a rich vampire brat. Having some of his blood syphoned off by Drake from time to time? Surprisingly, Jason thought it worth the trouble, because at least this way he was not left starving and dying to the cruel Gotham winter.
The brat seemed to like him a little too much, anyway. Jason had gone from snack to companion in no time at all, the little vampire often forgoing feedings in favor of just interacting with him in any kind of capacity. Sometimes, it was almost like the kid was lonely enough to care about a street-rat like him.
And, truthfully, Jason would like to keep it that way, thank you.
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mostly joking toh theory: amity and emira are both trans girls, and the fact that they got to choose their names themselves is the only reason why neither of them ended up getting named "odalia jr."
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This joke was funnier in my head
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Still a bit put up, and I sorta missed the boat due to being stuck in a cave, but.
Do not gift someone an ice-type pokèmon unless you know they are capable and willing to care for it.
Most ice-types need ready access to cold or sub-freezing environments. If you do not have one, they will make one, whether you like it or not. It's very cute to have a bunch of Snom around for the holidays! It's less cute when the snow is gone and you have to feed them as much food in one sitting as a human would eat in a whole day.
Not to say every single ice type requires a cold environment. Sneasel, Spheal, and Swinub are well known for being good companions in just about any environment, but be aware that they're all still adapted for cold environments. They will regularly seek out heat sources like radiators and hot springs, even in the wild, but keeping them outside for long periods of time on very hot days or in very hot, dry locales will overheat them faster than most pokèmon.
Please don't gift ANY pokèmon unless you know that the recipient is willing and able to care for it, but especially this time of year, be mindful of ice-types.
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Ghost doesn't have loads of money, but he lives well, some would say modest, enough for his own level of comfort. He has his own little place when he isn't with the rest of 141 on missions. A house, a one-bedroom flat, something small and well concealed for his own paranoia when he is home by himself or is away for a while.
The extra money he does have? It is always anonymously donated to local women's shelters, rehabilitation centers, places that deal with displaced people/families/children, and other local centers or churches that take care of orphans. Sometimes Simon, sans mask because that is when he is truly Simon, goes and volunteers at the soup kitchen that the centers will hold--moving loads of food or serving the latest meal. Maybe even having a chat with those that are eating. If he is home, Simon is a local call when helping the shelter's inhabitants move into their own places once they get back on their feet. You might even catch him on the sidewalks, going door to door, to get more donations (cash, checks, food, supplies) for the places too.
He says he has a frozen heart, but I think he just leaves it with other people. In hopes that their lives will turn out better than his.
also this is just a lil thought i literally woke up in the middle of the night thinking about. homie really needs to do more background of ghost's life. i know like bare minimum about him and his mom/brother, etc.
ANYWAY... pls be kind this is some of the first stuff i have written AND published online since my Harry Potter fanfic era like 10 or 11 years ago.
and if anyone would like to make a full story about this GO FOR IT!!! i honestly thought it'd be cool if that was how he met the reader but idk. If you do write it just tag me pls!
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Just had the funniest possible AU idea: Natsuyuu warrior cats AU where Natsume is a kittypet living with the Fujiwaras who keeps getting hassled by Natori and Matoba to join the clan cats in the area, because he's the child of Reiko, a stray who used to challenge everyone, cat or otherwise, to battle, and somehow always won. But Natsume wants none of that and just wants to enjoy his comfy bed and wet food in peace.
I haven't decided what the youkai would be yet, they'd either be the Spirits of other animals/cats that Natsume can connect with thru starclan bullshit, or just non cat animals that Reiko fought with. The second one is funnier but the first probably fits better with canon? But also I remember like nothing abt the warrior cats starclan Lore lol
Matoba is obviously the head of shadowclan (I considered changing the name but tbh shadow clan just works best either way) a strong but ruthless clan of cats that live in the area that banded together to defend against wild animals in the area. Maybe there's a bear or something in the area that has beef with them and keeps trying to attack the clan leader, and gave Matoba a scar on his eye?
Natori is the "head" of windclan, a clan that consists of him, sasago, urihime and hiiragi. Windclan used to be a big clan in the area, but got chased out by Shadowclan and retreated to being strays/kittypets. Natori is the child of a former windclan cat and a bougie purebreed showcat, and was never able to make it as a show animal because of a weird lizard shaped birthmark on his leg, so ran away to bring back windclan himself.
Natsume's highschool friends are just other kittypets in the neighbourhood he hangs out with. Tanuma is the cat of the local monk (he found him as a kitten under his porch), Taki and her brother are the pet cats of a local wealthy family, and her (cat) father was always interested in clan cats but could never meet them. Nishimura and Kitamoto are just average kittypets bought from a pet store.
Of course their names would all be different, I haven't decided on all of them but I think Natsume would be named 'Nutmeg', Tanuma would be 'Tuna' and Reiko would be 'Ghost' or 'the ghost'. Natori would call himself like. Sparklefur or something.
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Vulcan Dumb & Dumber
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It's the second time my shuffle playlist decides to put on the Hey Ya cover on my way to music class (re: i don't even listen to it that much). And the Shelter began right after, and we just passed a beautiful orange sunset and now I'm fight back tears on the mf bus.
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“UGH THE PLOT OF ELEMENTAL IS LITERALLY AN ASIAN GIRL DATING A WHITE GUY—!”
The “white” guy:
Are you sure about that?
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I've been trying to figure out the best way to word this and I think I have so bear with me
Aziraphale loves Crowley. That's plain as day, he loves seeing Crowley happy, he loves receiving affection from Crowley. But I don't think he particularly likes making sacrifices or pushing himself out of his comfort zone, when Crowley has shown time and time again that he's willing to do the same for him.
I hope I'm not alone in thinking that this season has been showing us all the ways that Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship is sort of... inequal--Aziraphale doesn't respect Crowley's wishes about making changes to the Bentley and only stops once Crowley threatens to treat his belongings the same way, he's dismissive of his concerns about Gabriel, he's too distracted with his ball to listen to Crowley's warning about the actual small army of demons outside their door--all the while Crowley's TOP priority has been Aziraphale and making sure that he won't be harmed, by Gabriel, Heaven, or otherwise.
I mean this in the nicest way possible, because it makes perfect sense for his character, but I think that Aziraphale has always been portrayed as kind of selfish and hypocritical, and I think that's on purpose and it's something that he needs to work through before he'd ever be ready to take his relationship with Crowley to another level. I think he's started to take for granted that Crowley will always be there for him, and that what makes him happy will always make Crowley happy, when that's not the case. He said it himself: Crowley goes too fast for him. Despite all the progress he's made, he's still stuck in his desire to go back to a fantasy of "the good old days" that never existed.
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Reo's jerseys reading just "Reo" is such a Choice because I think he's the only one aside from Rin and Sae who goes by his first name. But at least in the brothers' case it makes sense to distinguish them since they have the same last name. Reo doesn't have that issue, but he did get into blue lock specifically to achieve something for himself that isn't tied to the Mikage empire, by his own merit. Between that and the fact that when he appears on screen in the various charts he's sometimes reffered to as "Mikage" and sometimes as "Reo", I like to think he chose to have his jerseys show just his first name as a bet with himself. You know, to show the world that on the field he's not The Prized Mikage Heir, but just himself. And his achievements are his own
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