#u heard it here first

[milflewis]

no but remember when valtteri handed lewis a picture of his naked arse and lewis said on camera. all wistful and soft. ‘not that i don’t already have stuff to remember you by’ bc yeah. what was THAT about

#WHAT STUFF . a sex tape #u heard it here first #confirmed !!!!!!!! #valewis

[spicyicymeloncat]

Okay here’s another controversial “Green family take” tell me if I’m wrong.

“People who hate Harumi and Lloyd family dynamic ignore that Lloyd and Morro also shouldn’t have a family dynamic, when Morro did the exact same thing”

Because besties I agree I honestly think green cousins doesn’t make much sense either since yknow Morro and the whole possession thing, but at the same time if you look at canon, they just aren’t the same thing and yknow I need people to actually stop looking at Harumi as the girl version of Morro and the only reason we hate her is because she’s a girl.

Because she’s not.

Like yes I agree there’s definitely a lot of bias towards Morro, if he was woman he would be demonised to hell and back but since he’s man then he is adored, and vice versa with Harumi and sexism fucking sucks.

But Harumi and Morro are different guys. Harumi is portrayed as worse in canon in Lloyd’s eyes. Yeah Lloyd got possessed by Morro and that’s obviously bad tm but other than what people assume possession entails, Lloyd was never as shaken as he was with Harumi.

In s5, we never saw Lloyd be conflicted about the possession thing. He had no fear of Morro. We have no reason to believe that a ghost possession feels worse than being a sleep and maybe having a vague awareness of what’s going on. He barely mentions Morro after s5. And I will say I think this is a writing flaw, obviously it would’ve been cooler if Morro actually had some kind of impact on the ninja, but regardless this is the canon. Lloyd hates Morro but he’s not traumatised yknow. It’s not to the point that Harumi got to.

I feel like getting possessed should be worse than getting lied to, but Harumi did on top of it, start a cult in his name, Kill actual Characters (the royal family and Hutchins) and then kidnap Lloyd and his mother and his uncle and then resurrect his father removing vital parts of his father’s mind/personality/emotional cognitive abilities etc. on top of that she also nearly killed the ninja and wu (which Lloyd believed she did).

Somehow she was much more dangerous than Morro was, she was a much more successful villain.

Additionally I would say Morro has more of an excuse to be seen as family, even if I I’m less of a green cousins fan. Because Morro and Wu actually have a father son relationship, in which Wu was actually responsible over Morro. They had a normal albeit imperfect dynamic before Morro left. Regardless of Lloyd and Morro’s interactions, that dynamic was still present even in the very end.

It doesn’t mean and Lloyd and Morro have to be buddies, just because there’s a family connection doesn’t mean shit (this is the show of found family have we learned nothing? Blood connections don’t matter, only friendship).

But like in comparison to Harumi and Garmadon’s absolute parody of a relationship, where Harumi turns to the man who doesn’t remember what love is and asks him to be her father (at this point neither of them know what “father” even means), Morro does have a family dynamic and Harumi does not.

So in response to the original quote, Morro has a much more solid claim to any kind of family dynamic bc his relation to Wu is much more family esq, and also he was bad yeah, but the show portrays Harumi as worse especially in Lloyd’s opinion.

I just don’t like the argument that Morro and Harumi have done the same things, when the severity is definitely different imo and they aren’t just copies of each other. Imo it’s an oversimplification to reduce their characters down to each other.

#u heard it here first #spicy is not the biggest fan of green cousins or Garmadon siblings #sorry #if ppl make good content for it then I’ll let it slide but generally not a fan #i feel bad for saying it but I guess I really just don’t like Harumi as much #i feel like whenever people talk about Harumi it’s always ‘oh you hate her cuz ur sexist’ #no I hate her because I don’t like how she’s written or how her character is established #like Ik some people like her backstory but I just don’t #it just feels like the writers went ‘let’s blame the characters for no reason’ #and I’m just so sick of the evil love interest trope I hate it so much and that is what Harumi is on s8 #because it’s happened 3 times now #THREE #PIXAL SKYLOR HARUMI #It’s that mindset of women are evil they’ll seduce you with their crimes against human nature #okay that tag is gonna sound very appealing to the gays on here but like in the context of the show it’s just demonising women #like take out the romance aspect and fix Harumi’s backstory and maybe I’d like her more #i will say Morro is badly written also he does nothing interesting really other than his backstory #i like what he means about wu but like they do not even explore that dynamic much in the show #he’s like an unopened present #his set up is so good but they don’t do shit with it #idk idk #obviously all my opinions #ninjago

[murdrdocs]

billy bonney is a munch !!!!

#u heard it here first #idc that he was real #im talking abt the pretty boy fictional guy #that little weirdo

[aalexias]

anyway  maggie  gilbert    (  @youngestgilbert  )    is  lexi’s  child  now,  so  on  your  own  head  be  it  if  you  upset  her.  🥰

#out of character. ⸻ hope speaks. #u heard it here first

[spiderversegf]

@sunmotifs eats babies

#u heard it here first #🍜 #🕯️

[waitingforminjae]

smth abt chan selecting pete to tail vegas

#this universe is so fun to play around in like what was the in-universe reason for that? #anyway pete 007 international spy best at sneaking sleuthing and gathering intel #u heard it here first #f: kinnporsche

[fairyfuyu]

my pink bunny chair came in and i am fucking THRIVING GUYS IM SO 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#i am now a bunny girl #u heard it here first #i will post a pic soon once my lil desk area is cleaned up some #hehehehe #⋆｡°✩ honey talks ✩°｡⋆

[lukabby]

Mo Salah prettiest eyes in the football world

#U heard it here first #Mo Salah #Liverpool

[daswarschonkaputt]

apias ch 20 sneak peek

new chapter of apias: 4.6k in. we’re nearly done.

a sneak peek is included below for my tumblr followers. i have to give you some reason to follow me here.

Mikoto has her hands in his hair. “It’s like straw,” she says, pushing it into spikes and marvelling when they hold their shape. “How much bleach did it take in the end?”

Minato bears it with the grace only a long-time friend of Uchiha Mikoto’s could. “Three lots.”

Mikoto wrinkles her nose. “I’d have just stuck with the black,” she says. “Or shaved my head. Hey, Minato—”

“I’m not shaving my head.”

“You wouldn’t have to be, like, visibly bald. There’s a wigmaker out in Yansekikōgen that does business with the Clan. You could have whatever hair you wanted.”

Across the table from them, Kushina scoffs. “I don’t get why you wanted to dye it anyway,” she says, jabbing her chopsticks at Minato. “It’s not like black hair made you look any less like a flake.”

Mikoto opens her mouth to say something to that, but Minato catches her eye before she can. He gives her a small shake of his head – and her mouth snaps shut.

“Just wanted a change,” Minato says as lightly as he can.

Kushina rolls her eyes. “I’d never dye my—ow!” She turns to glare at Mikoto. “Did you just kick me?”

“Stop picking fights,” Mikoto says primly.

“I’m picking fights? You just kicked me!”

“And I’ll do it again.”

“You wouldn’t—ow! Would you quit that?”

Minato ducks his head, focusing on the food in front of him as they begin to bicker. Mikoto tends to keep him and Kushina separated whenever possible – but on the rare occasions they all spend time together, this is inevitably what happens. Kushina says something rude to him, he lets it slide, Kushina crosses what Mikoto has designated as a line – and so Mikoto picks a fight, drawing attention away from Minato, and satisfying her Uchiha-brand eye-for-an-eye attitude to personal loyalty.

Eye for an eye, Minato thinks, prodding at his boiled fish. Given the pass-the-parcel eye transplants that happened in canon, that’s probably more accurate than anyone knows.

There’s a jingling behind him – the door to the restaurant opening. Minato flicks his eyes up from his fish, catching a reflection from the mirror that sits behind the restaurant’s bar. It hadn’t been his choice to sit with his back to the door, but he was unwilling to fight Kushina for it when she dropped into the front-facing seat when they got here an hour ago.

The three shinobi that enter the restaurant are genin – they’re dressed too casually to be chūnin, and are far too young for jōnin. From the way Kushina stiffens opposite him, Minato would guess they’re either from this year’s graduating class, or the year before.

“—that you, Tomato-chan?”

There’s a burst of sniggering behind him.

How juvenile. Minato turns around, keeping his posture loose and casual.

Mikoto quirks a delicate eyebrow. “Can we help you?” she asks.

If they had any sense, the genin would see that for the warning it was.

“Just wanted to check in with our old friend, Tomato-chan,” the front-most genin says, grin wide and mocking. “Oh, you have a hitai-ate now. Shame they don’t make them in red, huh? Wouldn’t want to break theme.”

Minato flicks a glance at Mikoto. It’s… honestly a little embarrassing to witness this. These are the people who bully Kushina?

“What’s the associated colour of an eternal genin?” Mikoto asks sharply. “Seeing as you care so much about theme.”

“Why? Shopping for yourself?”

The other genin snigger harder at that.

This is… this is actually painful to sit through. Minato casts his eyes around the restaurant, and meets eyes with—wait, is that Shigeru? Minato takes in his robes – muted colours, no clan insignia. He’s off-duty.

Kushina is taut with fury. “Shut up, Wakaki.”

“Or what, Tomato-chan? You gonna roll all over us?”

Kushina slams her chopsticks down.

Minato breaks eye-contact with Shigeru. He looks at Mikoto. Aren’t you going to stop her?

Mikoto shrugs.

“Oh, I’m so scared—”

And then Kushina plants her fist directly into his face. It’s a beautiful punch – barely telegraphed, with the all the power in her tiny, furious body. Wakaki is sent careening backwards, straight into the bar.

Another genin launches himself at Kushina. She responds by kicking through their table.

Shigeru shoots to his feet.

“Mikoto,” Minato says urgently.

“I know,” she says. “Hey, owner-san! We’re closing our tab!” She takes off her coin pouch and tosses it onto the bar. “Keep the change. Kushina!”

Kushina turns, pausing her assault just long enough for Mikoto to grab hold of the back of her yukata.

“Hey!”

Minato clears a path for her through the growing pandemonium in the restaurant, as diners try to move out of the chaos. Mikoto follows behind, tugging Kushina along by her dress, whilst she yells in protest. As Minato reaches the door, and holds it open for them, he catches sight of Shigeru, fighting through the crowds.

Minato looks to Mikoto. “Run.”

Once they’re out on the street, they bolt, Kushina being dragged along by Mikoto. Minato has some sympathy – if there was ever a metaphor to explain what it felt like to be Mikoto’s friend, this would be it.

More than a few streets and side-alleys away from the restaurant, Kushina finally shakes off Mikoto’s grip.

“You didn’t have to just—grab me!” she snaps. “I totally had it.”

Minato scrubs his face with his hand. “Sure you did,” he says, sighing. “You’re a genin now.”

Kushina rounds on him. “What the fuck’s that supposed to mean, bleach brain?”

Mikoto rolls her eyes. “He means that we’re not civilians, anymore,” she says. “So when we get in trouble with the police, we get disciplined like shinobi. You want to explain to the Hokage why you started a bar fight?”

“I didn’t start shit!” Kushina shouts. “You heard what he said.”

“You punched a shinobi in a crowded restaurant,” Minato says flatly.

“Just because I have some backbone—”

“You don’t have to let it slide,” Minato says. “But wherever possible, you should pick the field on which you fight your enemies so that it favours you. Just—ambush him on the way home, next time. Somewhere with no witnesses, or at least no Uchiha police enjoying their day off. It’s not like he’d report it. No shinobi’s going to want to admit to being beat up by a baby genin.”

“You’re a genin, too, genius,” Kushina says.

“Um. Yes?”

Kushina stares at him for a long time. Minato fidgets a little under her eyes, before she snorts in disgust. “Your brain really is full of bleach. How do you put up with him?”

Mikoto’s face is flat in a way that Minato knows means she isn’t precisely pleased. “Minato’s not an idiot, Kushina-chan.”

“Don’t be gross. It’s Kushina. Ku-shi-na.”

“Kushi-Kushi.”

“I’m serious!”

“Kushi-tan.”

Kushina is bright red. “Mikoto!”

Mikoto sighs exaggeratedly. “Fine, fine,” she says. “We should probably head to the Academy, Uzumaki-san.”

“That’s worse!”

As they start to move off, Kushina scurrying after Mikoto to demand a proper form of address, Minato meets her eyes. Well played, he mouths.

Mikoto smiles at him. “I try.”

“You try what? Hey—you better not be telling him to call me any of those awful names—Mikoto!”

tbc...

#fic: apias #kaputt writes stuff #*and they were roommates voice* and they were antagonistic rivals for their friend's attention #minato spends the entire encounter like 'THESE are the losers who are bullying you kushina?????' #he's very unimpressed #minato: aren't you going to stop her? #mikoto (philosophically): do you stop a hurricane? #also the truth comes out: minato's hair is spiky because it's been fried with bleach #u heard it here first

[sun-lit-goth]

#u heard it here first

[bitterseadrop-a]

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#hvnsnight #✧ — ⋆ i’ll get over it but i have to be dramatic first ⠀ ࿈ ⠀ 𝗢𝗨𝗧. #VIOLET MY 4LYFER #U HEARD IT HERE FIRST #ILYIL YILYIYL #q.

[p4nishers]

crowley, drunk off his ass: and i was yk just some fucked up soul born in cold and rain but he was my fucking sunlight or whatever

hozier, frantically writing on a napkin: HHHMMMM TELL ME MORE

#hozier is INSANELY azicrow coded and i am going feral over the implications that crowley heard the lines 'if the heavens ever did speak she #the last true mouthpiece' LIKE EXCUSE ME????????? #'u called me angel for the first time my heart leapt from me' and crowley cries himself to sleep #'heaven is not fit to house a love like u and i' and crowley projectile vomits onto the floor #'it cant be unlearned i have known the warmth of your doorways' 'i slithered here from eden just to hide outside ur door' 'though i burn how #could i fall when i am lifted by every word u say to me' and his ass is GONE he has EXPLODED #good omens #inefabble husbands #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #hozier #crowley #aziraphale

[barcelonas]

just got the football script and switzerland is pulling off an upset

#u heard it here first #wc22 #.txt

[inrainprose]

#19 for your ao3 ask game :)

19. What’s one pairing you want to explore next year?

Probably the couples I liked the most in this year's BL. When I enjoy a show or a movie I like to write just the one fic as tribute. On the top of my head I'd really like to write something for Tol and Tin in Triage, Frong and Thara in My Engineer (it's ongoing), Nozue and Togawa in Old Fashion Cupcake, and probably others. If I get the motivation, a how-I-would-have-liked-it-to-end for Pat and Pran in Bad Buddy.

And, well, looking forward to finally writing some proper Naruto-Sasuke romance in the FtC verse haha.

Just realized the question said ONE pairing lol. Oh well. Thanks for asking!

more here

#ask #askinrain #ask meme #ask game #writing #2023 might be the years i wrap up ftc #u heard it here first

[fearsgod]

Lucy in Cyb*rpunk is basically celine if she were in that world

#u heard it here first #i do make the rules and i rule that they the same