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  • Luther and Vanya were best friends as little kids, until Reginald drilled into Luther’s head that Vanya was bad
  • Diego is afraid of needles because whenever he sees needles he thinks of Klaus doing drugs and overdosing
  • Five spent years searching for Vanya’s body, and hung around the manor because he was hoping that one day she would show up
  • Allison originally was going to name her daughter Vanya (because she felt guilty) until the book came out
  • Ben’s death wasn’t even mentioned after he died. No one would talk about it and whenever someone tried to Reginald would shush them
  • Grace loves Diego so much because she knows what it’s like to be #2 and not regarded as anything of importance
  • Vanya’s book was originally positive, until her publishers pressured her into a darker tale
  • Allison invited all of the siblings to her baby shower, but none of them came
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Luther

  • We have a lot going on here
  • Number one
  • What the fuck is going on with the umbrella
  • ???
  • It’s bent and angled weirdly
  • I think this is a symbol for how broken the academy is
  • And how Luther was the back-bone
  • Since he was #1
  • And he cracked it
  • By hurting Vanya
  • Also
  • He is the only one turned to the side
  • This could mean that he is no longer with the rest of the academy
  • Turning your back to someone
  • Is a symbol of blocking you out
  • And literally blocking someone out
  • (Especially with his size)
  • They are in numbers
  • 1 is first and they go along to the right
  • His back is facing to the right
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Diego

  • HE IS HOLDING SOMETHING
  • It may be a knife
  • But it seems to slender
  • I think it’s either a string with something on the bottom
  • Like a watch
  • Since
  • Ya know
  • Time travel
  • Or it could be a necklace
  • Since we see woman in his glasses
  • This is probably a major plot point
  • Since he took a hand off of the umbrella to hold it
  • He’s wearing the same belt as Luther
  • His mouth is open
  • His pockets go out slightly
  • Which means there is something in them
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Allison

  • TBH 
  • There isn’t as much here to examine here as there was with Luther and Diego
  • First of all
  • I have to say that her posture seems more relaxed
  • Not only her posture
  • But the rest of her body language
  • She’s not gripping the umbrella tightly
  • And one of her hands is falling loosely
  • Even her mouth is falling open slightly
  • And her dress is brightly colored
  • BUT
  • I think that this is a red herring
  • From the other stuff we’ve seen around Allison
  • Her story mostly revolves around racism
  • I think what we see of her in this image
  • Is the equivalent to the
  • “Everything is fine” gif
  • But don’t worry
  • Once we get past this
  • I have a feeling that
  • Hell hath no fury
  • And she’s going to destroy these weak little bitches
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Klaus

  • He’s wearing Dave’s dog tags
  • He’s wearing Dave’s dog tags
  • He’s wearing Dave’s dog tags
  • He’s wearing Dave’s dog tags
  • His hair is long on one side
  • And short on the other
  • His whole get up revolves around the ocean
  • The sand-dollar necklace
  • The hemming of the jacket
  • Those pants (or skirt) our often worn at the beach
  • At least that material
  • And pattern
  • HE
  • IS
  • WEARING
  • DAVE’S 
  • DOG
  • TAGS
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Five

  • Still wearing the uniform
  • How many fucking times a week does he have to wash it?
  • The blood on his face is a splash
  • I also think it could be something that someone put on his face
  • Since it’s not effecting his clothes at all
  • It’s kind of splattered
  • So I don’t think it’s fresh blood
  • I think he has fucking dried blood on his face
  • What the fuck?
  • He’s also smiling
  • In the weird half-smile
  • That Five always does
  • So he’s happy 
  • And honestly I’m happy for him

Ben

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  • He’s wearing the same outfit
  • On that note
  • He isn’t’ wearing a super suit
  • He’s wearing street clothes
  • Which means that he wasn’t fighting crime when he died
  • ???
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Vanya

  • She looks shy
  • She has her hand in her pocket
  • Which can be a sign of shyness
  • She’s one of the only people whose hair hasn’t changed
  • I love the plaid
  • Oh my god
  • If she doesn’t get a queer subplot then I’ll cry
  • Well, I’ll cry anyways
  • Because
  • This
  • Show
  • Never 
  • Let’s 
  • Anyone
  • Be 
  • Fucking
  • Happy
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  • Keep in mind that I wrote like 4 pages of this and then my computer deleted it by accident and I have now way to retrieve it, so this was originally much longer
  • The first two names that Five calls are Diego and Luther
  • Across the street there is a sign advertising Kiss Vampire
  • There is a 1963 movie called The Kiss of the Vampire that was released on september 11th 1963
  • It’s about a honeymooning couple who get drawn into a vampire cult
  • Fun
  • The soldiers appear to gun down one of their own men
  • Who is waving a red flag, which can stand for communism or socialism
  • The siblings look beaten and bruised when a nuke goes off
  • I don’t think that’s the end of the season though
  • I think it’s what Five sees that causes him to go further back and prevent it
  • The song playing is called “Here Comes the End” it’s a new song by Gerard fucking Way
  • The traditional netflix transition is turned into black and white
  • Five still looks freaked out
  • So I think Cha Cha pulled him back further in time
  • Cha Cha looks a lot older, so he’s probably been there for some time
  • It goes deeper into a store, then a sewing shop, then a bunch of cars outside of a house with police directing them
  • The record playing is Johann Sebastians Bach’s Chaconne
  • Chaconne is defined by the Oxford dictionary as: a composition in a series of varying sections in slow triple time, typically over a short repeated bass theme.
  • Which could weirdly enough describe the Hargreeves as well
  • Klaus has a cult, with a LOT of followers
  • As long as he doesn’t hurt them then I’m just glad he’s getting some love
  • His cult appears to be about him reassuring and comforting people who have lost loved ones
  • Allison appears to be in court, she’s sitting next to another man and woman, with a lot of white people who look pissed behind her
  • Luther is a boxer that I can’t tell if he’s hated or loved
  • Ben is so done with Klaus’ shit
  • Diego is in an asylum with Lila and I’m not happy
  • Vanya is in a car with a woman and a little kid
  • She has one hand on the steering wheel and the other at an angle that leads me to believe she has her hand on the woman’s knee
  • Five somehow rounded up the gang
  • Want to see what that was like
  • They are already SO done with Klaus’ cult it’s not even funny
  • Okay a little funny
  • Okay very funny
  • A minute in! (I already did this shit for an hour and a half and it was deleted so I’m so unenthusiastic but whatevs)
  • Diego has his hair cut and he’s in his outfit when they are going in to see the tv, and his outfit looks a little dirty so it’s probably a little later in the season
  • It looks like they are going to the place where Five was meant to assassinate the president
  • There are silhouettes of Five and Luther in the reflection
  • Diego is talking to Allison about how the whole thing revolves around the president’s assasination, and there’s a man in the background
  • Allison is holding the man from earliers hands while he’s in jail
  • Yay!
  • Her romantic subplot isn’t with her brother!
  • Five is looking at a zoomed-in image of a woman wearing a hijab or a scarf looking up at the sky in shock
  • Vanya is looking in fear at a tape with someone standing ominously in the background
  • It looks like at the beginning we think it’s nuclear bombs that destroy the earth (it’s probably something different in the end)
  • Diego is standing in some sort of control room
  • Five is sneaking through another room that looks to be in the same or a similar building
  • Another message or whatever for the three men that look like the musketeers grew up to be an Edward Scissorhands Scrooge
  • I wonder if the milkman’s milk is sour or if he just refills the milk with good milk every time he goes to murder somebody
  • The scorrges break into the asylum where DIego is at and starts shooting at him and Lila
  • They escape, because he’s Diego
  • Allison looks really beat up, by the “vacuum salesmen”
  • I know that line wasn’t meant to be funny, but it was really fucking funny
  • Halfway there… Again
  • Someone did a flip and-
  • HOLY FUCK
  • THe goldfish guy?!
  • This is some megamind shit!
  • Klaus’ cult is a happy cult :)
  • Diego and Lila have a budding romance
  • Someone gets blasted
  • Vanya looks really scared at the wheel of a car by the milk man
  • That was phrased horribly
  • Some jackass dodges one of Diego’s knives
  • This is kinda off topic
  • But there is such a harsh contrast between the characters moods in the instagram posts and in the trailer
  • For example, Allison looked super happy in the posts, but super pissed in the trailer
  • Klaus looked super pissed in the posts, but super happy in the trailer
  • Same thing goes for the rest of them, it completely contrasts
  • Klaus looks like he’s dancing while high in a liquor isle (you were doing so good baby, so good)
  • Klaus, Allison, and Vanya dancing in the foyer in something I can get behind
  • I love Vanya’s dancing
  • In every situation, it’s awkward, it’s nerdy, but it’s so good
  • It’s a Napolean Dynamite type situation
  • I’m not going to get into that interaction with Luther and Five, I don’t know
  • It looks like Luther and Five team up in this season and that is a nope from me
  • Ben shushes Klaus in front of a door title bureau and I don’t even know
  • LOL, a book meant for very dumb children
  • THis is a cute fight between Ben and KLaus
  • Stop trying to make Luther and Five happen, it’s not going to happen
  • I love it how Five asks Klaus
  • He’s not even like
  • As he here? In like a hopeful way
  • It’s more like, how many idiots do we have to deal with today
  • No, unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel
  • Are you kidding me?
  • That seems like Justin and Robert’s real life chemistry,  lol
  • The sign behind Ben’s head isn’t actually a real place
  • Someone got PISSED at Luther
  • I’m betting it was Vanya
  • The second she saw him she was like
  • Hey asshole, remember the years of abuse you put me through and how you hurt me more when I was hurt?
  • Guess what bitch, that came back to haunt you
  • But then again? How were you supposed to know that you’re actions had consequences
  • Boo-hoo
  • Look! It’s Allison’s boyfriend again!
  • It looks like Allison and Klaus are together in time, and when Five popped in they were like wut
  • Baby Pogo. No.
  • Yay! Diego beats the shit out of 66% of the scrooges
  • Ax child ax child ax child
  • Who beat up Luther I’ll shake his hand
  • Flippity flip flip flippity
  • Why in there the giant beams of light hurting Allison HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
  • I AM 10000000% here for the tiki hut
  • I heard a rumor that you punched yourself in the face
  • Young Reginald
  • NO NO NO
  • This is a really important detail
  • 11/22/63 is a Stephen King novel
  • 11/22/63 is a novel about
  • A TIME TRAVELER WHO GOES BACK IN TIME TO STOP THE KENNEDY ASSASINATION
  • THE SAME PLOT
  • Here’s the wikipedia page, Gerard knows what he’s doing
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