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#ua incorrect quotes
youmisstua · 2 years
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Stanley: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Diego: Wasn’t Klaus with you?
Klaus: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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All Might: Plus Ultra!
Bakugo: What does that even mean?
Nezu: Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative!
Nezu: It gets the people going!
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boomthemoon · 2 years
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Sparrow Ben: Why doesn't anyone like me?
Klaus: I like you
Sparrow Ben: shut up, I don't want you to like me.
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yamraihasgirlfriend · 10 months
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Denki: Don't worry, I got a plan. Sero: Alright. Denki: TraitorSayWhat? Aoyama: Excuse-moi? Denki: What? Sero: ... Denki: ... Denki: No wait-
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Aizawa waking in his and Yamadas room with all of class A and B in their room: What the fuck is going on here!?
Them: Sleepover ❤️
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eraserheadswatching · 11 months
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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!
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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe
aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?
izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!
aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!
Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!
izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude
aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!
izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!
aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.
izuku : me too!
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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :
the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?
aizawa : nope.
izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?
aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT
The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!
Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?
izuku glaring : you pussy.
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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :
... you good buddy?
izuku : the walls talking shit.
aizawa : okay time for bed kid common
izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.
aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.
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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone
aizawa : what you good?
izuku : Im gonna to faint good night
class 1-a : what wha?
izuku drops to the floor
class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!
aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....
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dogwaterdish · 5 months
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Mic: Why would anyone hate All Might?
Aizawa: Maybe because they met him?
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Denki: I’m an idiot.
Bakugou:
Sero:
Kirishima:
Shinsou:
Denki: *blinks expectantly*
Bakugou: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, it’s gonna be a long fuckin day.
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Izuku, violently shaking his newly broken arm: is this broken?
Aizawa: MIDORIYA-
Mic: oH MY GOD, KID
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valeriapryanikova · 2 years
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help i listened to this audio so many times at this point i dont know if it’s actually funny 
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mockstarling · 7 months
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Heroics Teacher Deku: What’s up? I’m back. His Student: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Heroics Teacher Deku: Death is a social construct.
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youmisstua · 2 years
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Klaus: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Viktor: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Klaus: Not when you’re playing with Five. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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vacantseance · 1 year
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Tape 5 of 5
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boomthemoon · 2 years
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Reggie: I have an exercise for you. So your siblings are all drowning, and you only-
Five: I save Klaus.
Reggie: Let me finish. You only have time to save one of them, what do you do?
Five: I save Klaus.
Reggie: Remember you have powers
Diego: Yeah, I save Klaus too.
Reggie: Try using your powers
Alisson: Okay, I save Klaus, and use my powers to make Viktor drown faster because no one can take his drama anymore.
Reggie: Alright, try using your powers to save someone.
Ben: I got it dad. I use my tentacles, and I save Klaus, without getting in the water and keep my clothes dry.
Klaus: I'm actually immortal, so you don't have to save me.
Five: But you still hate water, we can't leave you there.
Diego: Yeah, that would be a cruel thing to do with our brother.
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silversynaesthesia · 9 months
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Present Mic: Two of the kids are showering in their pyjamas, and most of All Mights ties are in the toilet. Just as like, an update on where things are at
Aizawa, who just got back from a mission:
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Shouta: Hizashi needs to start telling me when he's bringing people over. I walked out of the bedroom wearing a 'Say Hey if You're Gay' t-shirt, and pink sweatpants.
Shouta: all of my coworkers where in the room.
Shouta: all of them.
Shouta: they saw.
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