#ua spoilers

[girlbossreva]

Uhh…Allison rumoring Luther…is literally assault. I get that she’s lost a lot but that isn’t an excuse to literally force him against his well, especially when he told her not to. I can’t stand her this season I’m sorry 😭

#umbrella acedmy #umbrella academy spoilers #umbrella academy s3 #UA #ua spoilers #ua season 3 #tua allison #tua spoilers #tua season 3 #tua s3 #allison tua

[burymeinblack2022]

"son of a bitch, Klaus is Amish...!" is one of the funniest sentences I've heard on this show I laughed too hard I s2g.... 💀💀

#Alphonso saying coinkydink was also hilarious but this one got me BAD #UAtv one liners you will always be famous... #UA spoilers #Also still curious af as to why the kugelblitz is only targeting animals.. #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #I'll prob make more posts later I don't like to lb so I can pay full attention #welcome to the circus #funniest shit ever #Umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy season 3 #The Umbrella academy season 3 #The way it was completely serious too... Plsss #Greatest hits

[djarinslover]

Damn Viktor needs to catch a break. Like I get it, he’s the reason for literally everything but their shithead father ruined him instead of helping him as a child

#umbrella academy #umbrella academy season three #ua spoilers #ua season 3 #luther hargreeves #deigo hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[obviouslyrin]

I need to know what happened between Klaus and Ben on episode 9

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #umbrella academy #ua season 3 #ua spoilers #klaus and ben

[darkened-writer]

Victor slapping the mess outta Allison MADE ME YELL WITH JOY. LETS GO VICTOR

#Allison Hargreeves #the umbrella academy #ua spoilers #victor hargreeves #im proud #proud of him

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

@ 2019 me who still hated Luther and wanted them to kill him off: how you feeling now bitch

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua #ua #tua spoilers #ua spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #luther hargreeves #I FEEL SO BAD NOW

[theother-will-grayson]

The Umbrella Academy referencing Batman is wild because imagine inventing that character, seeing him in comics and movies and then 20 years ish later some eccentric billionare is like "I'm going to adopt a bunch of children and turn them into vigilante crime fighters" and then you're like??? Is this gonna put me out of business?? Should we...should we make the movie? Like these guys actually exist is it like...insensitive to make a whimsical action movie about my fake crime fighting vigilante when there are actual crime fighting vigilantes out there? will they like...............get mad at me?

#tua #the umbrella academy #ua spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #toby talks #I don't actually know how much of a spoiler this is #I haven't seen the new season I just saw the gifs lmfao

[egg-bread-cryptid]

So umbrella academy really pulled a black character dies first …

#marcus hargreeves #umbrella academy #umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #UA spoilers #HE WAS REALLY HOT TOO #;-; #but just the fact they really killed him

[theburningsunset]

while it was sweet seeing all the acceptance and love for viktor, it really was empty in the end.

five threatens to murder him if he ever lies about smthn

allison goes from "i love you and nothing will ever change that" to "i killed basically your son bc i chose to take out my misery on you and blame you for my daughter even tho i and abused her and probably never loved her beyond my will to control others"

and what do his siblings do? nothing. diego says she went too far, but when viktor goes off, literally no one ever bothers to check on him or actually stick up for him outside of telling allison to back off. luther tells her episodes later to apologize, but none of them try to be like "she doesnt speak for all of us, we won't let her treat you like that again", in fact luther guilts him into trying to "make peace" with allison at the wedding.

sure they accepted his gender, but how much do any of them actually love him?

...

this is a half "wow viktor got fucked over" post and half "hey by the way allison is scum and viktor has every right to make her pop like a balloon (especially after she sold her family out in order to be in possession of her 'loved ones' once reggie crafted a new universe to be king of)" post

#the umbrella academy s3 #ua s3 #ua spoilers #viktor hargreeves #viktor kill allison challenge #literally fuck allison hargreeves

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

OH MY GOD LUTHER ASKING VIKTOR TO BE HIS BEST MAN

Think about where their relationship was at in season 1 this is such a fucking character m o m e n t for him

#tua #tua spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #ua spoilers

[burymeinblack2022]

ik UA’s whole thing - especially in the comics lmao - is being wacky and surreal but there’s something v riverdale-esque abt them just dropping on us ‘ok so this mexican man and this indian girl somehow had a WHITE kid and also he’s 12 but they met 2 weeks ago and somehow she hasn’t aged’ bestie i’m so glad ur finally embracing ur comic randomness roots lmao

#also ben's bangs being gone....they fell out of love with an emo boy... #Umbrella Academy #no spoilers in my humble abode pls #UA spoilers #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #seeing that kid had me like 'i'm sorry did u say son??? nani??' #of course she named him stanley lmaooo #s3 is v good so far i wasn't feeling the 1st 5 eps of s2 but so far it's awesome

[djarinslover]

They all need a hug and a goddamn break, please

#umbrella academy season three #umbrella acedmy #ua season 3 #ua spoilers #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[faeriescorpio]

I wrote a fic about Season 3 Umbrella Academy, so warning for spoilers!

im mad about the fucking. Bus Ball. you know

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40138554

"Where's Klaus?" Five asks, and Ben shrugs.

"Dunno. Hargreeves took him."

"Dad has Klaus?" Luther's head shoots up and Diego glances over from his conversation with Lila. Five doesn't stick around to hear any more, teleporting away.

He arrives in Reginald's bedroom, but it's empty. Strange equipment was left on the table. There are a few scuff marks in the doorway, Five notes. Like something was dragged. He follows them outside, to an empty parking space where Reginald's car is supposed to be.

Five gets the feeling that Dad wasn't allowed to drive, or leave the Sparrow Academy, after all he's heard about them drugging Reginald. He teleports again.

There's not much of the city left, since the Kugelblitz is destroying everything.

Reginald can't hide forever.

Klaus wakes up in the trunk of a moving car.

He shouts, the sound muffled, as he hits the roof of the trunk. His arms feel unnaturally heavy. He can't remember how he got here; Dad opened his arms for a hug, Klaus walked in, there was something cold on his back... then nothing.

Klaus looks around but sees nothing but darkness, and he shouts again. It's too dark, it reminds him of the mausoleum. The driver hears him and the engines stop. The trunk opens and Klaus tries to sit up, but he feels too heavy. His limbs won't cooperate.

"38 minutes," Reginald says, checking his watch. "You'll have to do better than that, young man. The time you spend dead is time spent vulnerable to attacks and unable to protect your team."

"You killed me," Klaus says, voice thick in disbelief. Reginald helps him out of the trunk of the car.

"It was necessary for the experimentation to begin," Reginald replies.

"Experimentation?" A voice demands sharply, and Klaus and Reginald spin around.

Five is furious, furious in a way that he only gets when his family or the whole world is in danger.

Dad experimented on Klaus?

"Ah, the teleporting one," Reginald recognizes him. "Stand back, young man, the hippie and I have training to begin."

"If you think I'm going to go anywhere with you," Klaus starts, bristling, and Reginald reaches into his back pocket. Five isn't sure what he expected Dad to pull out, but it wasn't a gun. Klaus lets out a shout of shock as Reginald cocks the gun and points it at him.

"Your time begins now," He says, and shoots.

Five screams.

He teleports over, grabbing Klaus’ shoulders as the taller sibling’s knees buckle. Five can’t hold Klaus’ weight, and it’s all he can do to guide their controlled fall to a gentle descent. He grapples with Klaus’ body for a second, shoving his face in front of the wound. The blood is already staining the majority of Klaus’ shirt, originating from the bullet hole directly in front of Klaus’ heart.

Five’s eyes snap up to Klaus’ face, but it tells him only what he doesn’t want to know. Klaus’ lifeless eyes stare back at him unblinkingly. Klaus is dead.

“No,” Five begs. “No, no no no no no!” He shakes Klaus, but he knows it's useless. They were supposed to have three more days, give or take. They were supposed to find a solution to the apocalypse, not be shot by the side of some road with- with Dad, of all people.

Dad.

Five’s grip on Klaus tightens for a moment, before he carefully loosens his grip and eases the rest of Klaus’ body to the ground. After a moment of hesitation, he closes Klaus’ eyes with gentle fingers. He gets to his feet silently and turns towards his father.

“You killed Klaus.” He says, and almost doesn’t recognize his voice. It’s so flat. Normally when he’s mad, he takes action first, talks after.

“It was necessary to test his new powers and hone them.” Dad says, and looks unrepentant. Already the gun is pointed down and the watch pulled out, like Dad doesn’t think Five is going to do anything about the fact that he just killed Five’s brother. Five’s lips curl.

“You killed Klaus. To test his powers. Sounds like an oxymoron.”

“Not when his power is the ability to come back from the dead.” Reginald sniffs. “So he claims. The electricity may have been a fluke.”

“You think Klaus’ power is the ability to come back to the dead?” Five scoffs, rage rising to unbearable heights. “His ability is to see ghosts, not become them!” He teleports over to Reginald in a flash, ripping the gun out of the older man’s hands and pointing the weapon at him. Dad raises an unimpressed eyebrow.

“Listen here, young man-”

“I am not a young man,” Five seethes, “and you killed my brother. If you think that I was going to stand by without any retribution-”

The body behind him gasps. Five whirls around, gun falling to the ground with a clatter.

Klaus’ eyes are open.

“Oww,” Klaus moans.

“Only 20 minutes this time,” Reginald announces. “Improvement!”

“Klaus?” Five drops down to his knees next to his brother, eyes wide. He reaches out and grabs Klaus’ wrist, checking for a pulse. The arm is limp in his hands, but Klaus’ heartbeat is there. Strong. Alive.

“You’re okay,” Five breathes, and then he’s yanking the edge of Klaus’ shirt up, checking the wound. Klaus protests as Five runs his fingers over the already healing bullet wound. Just like the speargun from earlier, Five realizes.

No wonder Diego had looked so pale and alarmed. Everyone had brushed it off as Klaus, but it seems that this wasn’t even the first time Klaus had died.

“Fivey, Fivey, gentle touch,” Klaus whines, voice high.

“You’re in pain,” Five murmurs. He yanks his hands away like they burn. “I…” His voice trails off, and he comes to a stop again.

“Reanimation times will only improve with practice,” Reginald says behind them, and Five whips around, snatching up the gun he had so foolishly dropped on the ground, and points it at his dad. The gun was still cocked from earlier, it would be so easy to pull the trigger and-

“Five, no,” Klaus protests weakly, and Five lowers the gun slightly.

“You won’t be doing a thing to my brother,” He informs Reginald, and he turns back to Klaus, wrapping his arms around his brother in a weak facilime of a hug, and teleports them both away.

They’re away from Dad, and Five is still shaking. He can’t stop thinking about it, can’t stop wrapping his hand around Klaus’ wrist, just to feel his heartbeat jumping along.

Klaus just died. Klaus may have come back to life, it may be that Klaus has this new power that Five didn’t know about, but it doesn’t change the fact that Klaus had been dead. And Five hadn’t been able to do anything to stop it. He wishes that he could have protected Klaus, jumped in front of the bullet, attacked Dad, hell, not even teleported to this stupid universe where Reginald was still alive in the first place. But he hadn’t, and the guilt that he feels is for Klaus’ death, sits on his shoulder.

“You’ve got this look like you’re thinking something stupid,” Klaus tells him, and knocks their shoulders together as Five helps Klaus to his feet. “Whatever you’re thinking, you’re wrong, you know?”

“I’m sorry,” Five says, and Klaus snorts.

“For what? You didn’t do anything wrong. In fact,” Klaus strikes a dramatic pose, “one might call you my hero. But if you’re really desperate for imaginary redemption, well, a nice bottle of alcohol wouldn’t go amiss. I’m not particularly picky, but I’m sure the hotel has a nice selection to choose from, and I wouldn’t say no to-”

Klaus is fine.

#umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #umbrella academy s3 #season 3 spoilers #season 3 #ua fanfic #umbrella academy fanfiction #ua s3 #ua spoilers #ua klaus #ua five

[youremyonlyhope]

Do you ever think about Luther... do you ever think about him alone on the Moon, years of no contact with anyone, his siblings not even caring where he is, his father ashamed to keep him around and ignoring all of his letters... writing “love Luther” on one of his packages and then crossing it out... bored and depressed from the monotony and loneliness... 

Do you ever think about that and just cry?

#umbrella academy #tua spoilers #ua spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #if you can't tell. the Friday I'm In Love scene really messed me up #i'm someone who always liked Luther even when he locked up Viktor i was like 'this isn't right but i get why you did it' #so while the entire fandom was hating him i was like he's not that bad he's just as messed up as the rest of the siblings #and thankfully he's had good character development over the last 2 seasons #but ughhhhhhhhhh the Friday I'm In Love sequence really hurt me #and last night i was lying in bed and remembered it and literally was about to cry

[gayharoldfinch]

umbrella academy spoilers:

ok… so. was I the only one disappointed that viktor didn’t seem to really have much of an arc this season compared to the other characters? it’s like he had this feud with allison and that was it. where was the screaming and crying and the blowing shit up? and in the absence of any of that where was the growth? ngl he kinda felt like he fades in the background compared to his role in the first 2 seasons. 🤷‍♂️

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #ua season 3 #ua spoilers #i liked some of the sweet moments but they didn’t make up for lack of an arc #having lila right there makes his power seem less cool too 🙃 ok fine I just wanna see him blow up bc it’s hot every time #but in the absence of that at least show his growth #going off the meet markus alone when in the last season he said he wasn’t going to work alone anymore? #really? #there was quite a bit this season that was just way too plot driven imo #viktor’s actions were all written to be about allison #and allison’s actions all written to make her go all evil but there was never a climax to that it sort of just fizzled out #both had ooc moments to drive plot or another character’s dev #if harlan was supposed to be viktor’s arc then I don’t think it was done very well #not enough angst not enough explanation or connection between them #he was a good character in his own right in season 2 and now just a plot device #which reduces viktor’s arc to nothing

[rebelside]

Not big but umbrella academy s3 SPOILERS AHEAD

Is the footloose scene one of the best ever or what? I had to go back and rewatch for how much I was laughing. It is also my dream Diego for my fights to turn into dance offs, no worries

Also I feel my iicon should be back to dielila (lila quit the act, it's evident) and really, that scene

#Spoilers #Ua spoilers #Umbrella academy spoilers #Tua spoilers #Ua