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Can we get the obey me boys(the brothers + dia, barbs, solomon, and simeon) reacting to mc having severe period cramps? Would they get all demon-y at the smell of blood?
Love your stuff btw!
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a yandere junkie~
I'll do two for now
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Period | Yandere Obey Me
For those in the devildom having a draw for chaos and mortal pain it’s quite normal for blood to bring about a different kind of reaction. But to the surprise of no one period blood and the whole menstrual cycle is a complete bafflement to all who catch a whiff. Don’t worry though, you have the brother and your various friends. This surely won’t strike any of them to have an unusual streak in emotion and self-control, right?:
Lucifer
“It’s that time I’m suspecting?”
“Yes.”
“Understood rest easy, take your time to rest my dear.”
“A-are you sure?”
“Of course I'm sure. Do you doubt my promise to keep you?”
One of the most casual about it
He absolutely has done research for this exact occasion
But nothing is like experience in taking care of you himself
As well as the compulsion that has him being just as reactive as you
“You seem a bit different today Lucifer…”
“Am I? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Oooh is that a gift from (Y/n)--”
“dON’t ToUCh tHaT!”
“...”
“...”
“Sorry, I don’t know what’s with me this week.”
You’re not with him that’s what
For all the necessities he delivers he’s been keeping his distance
Taking the advice of the human care books he gave you your space
After all who better to deal with the human-female innerworkings than a human-female herself
But something feels wrong more than usual
And it only seems to stop when he returns to your side at the end of the day
“Perhaps the hormones that are at work in you create a…guardian of sorts…out of me.”
He doesn’t really understand, all he knows is that when you were preparing to go to RAD he frantically calmly decided you’d not be attending
His excuse reasoning? That he would hate for any lesser demon to feel what he’s feeling
That and he’d actually try to kill anyone who shows such similar inclination to protect you
“If anyone should stay to soothe you in this great time of need. I’m not above massacring any threats to you while you’re at your most vulnerable..”
Generally he’s quite tame
…compared to his brothers
Diavolo
“Hey (Y/n) why’d you run off like that I thought we were having a good time.”
“Diavolo!?”
“Oh…hey (Y/n) if you’re hurt it’s okay to tell us we have tons of things that help heal humans.”
“Ugh! No that’s not what’s happening here!”
“Don’t be embarrassed here i’ll help!”
“Aghghgh!!!! Barbatos! Barb–Ah! Don’t you dare!”
A scolding and prompt lesson from Barbatos is very much in order
For someone so adamant on urging the blending of their worlds he doesn’t really know about this side of humanity
And unfortunately he’s never been one for backseat learning
“(Y/n), we’ve spoken and Diavolo would like to propose a hands-on-lesson with you about your menstrual cycle.”
“Uhm what kind of lesson?”
“One that will require he familiarize himself with all aspects of this process. Something that would preferably stimulate the five senses.”
“....”
“....”
“....Lucifer!!!! Solomon!!!”
Even better it has to do with you
What better way to strengthen your bond by having to monitor you
Not only for your safety but for all of humanity
“Hey later on we should definitely watch that movie together!”
“Oh yeah I thin–”
“I’m sorry but she cannot!”
“What why not?”
“Because she’s coming with me! The best place for a woman on muenster cycle is with me at the royal palace.”
“Uhm that’s not tr-”
“Here I’ll take you now!”
He’s going to be hard to teach
But once you sit him down or snap at him one too many times
He’ll decide listening to you is the best course of action
In turn it will definitely build a relationship between you two
It may not be as romantic as he planned
But he’ll take it….for now
After all there’s one every month
“That was fun! I can’t wait until the next time!”
Because he’s actively testing for it he might find some demons and creatures that react to it
But he won’t actively experiment with you in danger
Because it’s just not a good look to brutally murder every other subject of his that has a reaction he doesn’t like
“Next month I’ll have to convince them to let me get a swab or whole container full that’d be really hot.”
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hello🥰
can you make a headcanons with satan + solomon and maybe any character you want to add with mc who likes doodling cats/stars or anything during the day or maybe even in class on the (character) hands and they find it cute ??
love you❤️ .
drawing cats on lucifer, satan, solomon, and diavolo
includes: lucifer, satan, solomon, diavolo x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)
wc: .5k | rated g | m.list
a/n: ugh this was adorable, i hope you enjoy! thanks for requesting and ly2!! my inbox is open to chat, req, or leave feedback so come talk w me
please like, reply, and reblog!!
grabbing a pen from your bag, you take your seatmate’s hand in yours, double-checking to make sure the lecturer isn’t looking.
“what are you doing?” he hisses, but you only flash him a grin, putting the pen to his hand. gently, you draw out a design, taking care to make it neat and cute.
patiently, he waits for you to finish, taking notes with his other hand. you should be taking notes. it’s fine, you’ll get them from him later.
once you’re finally done, you pull back, letting him admire your work.
➳ lucifer looks down at his hand, eyebrows raised. “a cat? really?”
you let out a quiet giggle, leaning your head on his shoulder. “i made it grumpy, just like you!” you take his hand again, admiring your beautiful art, and can’t help but laugh again.
“i should go wash my hands,” he whispers idly, a half-threat. hopefully, he doesn't–you put effort into that cat! you even tried to make the eyebrows match!
unbeknownst to you, however, lucifer secretly quite enjoys the drawing and doesn’t plan to wash it off any time soon.
➳ satan look down at his hand, breaking into a rare smile. “a cat? oh, mc, you know me so well.”
“of course i do,” you return, and he chuckles quietly.
“here, give me the pen.” you do as he says, and he takes your hand. “i’m going to draw a cat to match.”
he’s so serious and focused, which is honest perfect, because it gives you a moment to stare at his face, unabashed. after a few moments, he pulls back, revealing his masterpiece. it’s honestly not that well done, but you’ll cherish it all the same.
➳ solomon squints down at his hand. “what in the world is that supposed to be?”
“a cat!” you hiss, scowling. “isn’t it obvious?”
“a cat?” he turns his hand this way and that, trying to see a cat in the squiggle of lines you’d drawn. “no, not at all.”
“you suck,” you inform him, and he laughs.
“here, give me the pen. i’ll show you how a real cat is drawn!” the mess he leaves on your hand isn’t any better than your attempts, something you continue to rib him over for the next few days.
➳ diavolo preens as he examines the drawing. “i like the hearts around its head,” he whispers. “what’s its name?”
“harold,” you whisper, and his shoulders shake with suppressed laughter. it wouldn’t do for the lord of the devildom to be caught slacking off in class.
“the name suits him,” diavolo praises, and you smile, satisfied. “perhaps i should get this tattooed here. i’ll even draw you one to match”
“i wouldn’t go that far,” you say quickly, not wanting him to do something stupid, “but i don’t hate the idea of matching tattoos.”
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Can you do a La Squadra or a La Unita x Child reader were reader is scared of "the monster under her bed"?
I decided to make that with La Unita bc they deserve it
La Unita "helping" Child!Reader with monsters under their bed
humour, comfort, crying, GN reader
TW: Cioccolata, mention of guns
Squalo and Tiziano
“Hey”, you whispered in Tiziano’s ear.
“Wha-“, the blonde man immediately woke up from his slumber, looking confused, “It’s 3 AM, go to sleep”
“I can’t sleep, there’s monster under my bed, he wants to eat me”, you started sobbing. The noise woke Squalo, who was actually not pleased with the fact that you interrupted his beauty sleep.
“If we make sure that there’s no monsters, will you let us sleep?”, Squalo sighed, already hating the idea of getting up from his soft, warm bed.
“Yes”, you replied.
Taking their hands, you lead them along the dark corridors to your room. Entering the room, of course, you step away in the farthest corner, as far as possible from the bed.
Rolling his eyes, Tiziano is the first to look under the bed.
“Oh my God”, he gasped.
“What?”, you asked anxiously.
“Squalo, dear, there’s really a monster”
Squalo understood what his husband was trying to do and decided to play along.
“You’re right, it’s so scary”, he held back his laughter, trying to sound as serious as possible, “I think we’ll need to step back, don’t want this thing to eat us”
“No please”, you plead, tears running down your face. Oh. They crossed the line a bit, didn’t they? Squalo immediately approached you, taking you in his arms.
“Oh no, don’t cry, we’re sorry”, he comforted you. Tiziano standing right beside him.
“There’s no monster, calm down”, Tiziano patted your head, “We were just joking around”
“If you want you can stay with us for the night, how does that sound?”, Squalo smiled at you, still holding you tight.
“Alright”, you agreed, still scared a little.
Cioccolata and Secco
“Ugh, what do you want child”, he said annoyed, still working with some files on his desk. Secco was laying on the floor next to him.
“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you sobbed.
“Don’t worry”, he tossed his files aside, smiling at you, “I think it’ll eat you quickly, you won’t feel a thing”
“What?”, you cried, your legs shaking.
You heard Secco’s laugh.
“Yeah, it’ll eat your toes”, he looked right into your eyes, “You were bad today, remember? And bad children are being eaten”
“You guys are mean”, you replied with a pitched voice, tears running down your face. Why did you think it was a good idea to ask Cioccolata for help anyway?
Carne
“Hey”, you called, trying trying to get Carne’s attention. You guys weren’t close, but right now you were too scared to care.
“Need anything?”, he asked.
“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you replied with puffy eyes from a long crying.
“Monsters do not exist”, he denied, “However, I can stay with you until you fall asleep”
“Okay”, you agreed.
Carne is not that bad as you thought. Maybe you need to spend more time with him.
Diavolo and Doppio
You knocked on the door of Diavolo’s office, waiting for permission to get inside.
You didn’t have to wait long, Doppio opened the door.
“What are you doing here so late at night?’, he gasped, “And why are you crying?”
“There’s monster under my bed”, you sobbed.
"Wait a minute, I'll call the boss", he took a book from the shelf, holding it against his ear, "Boss, you're here? What do I do?"
“They need to figure it out themselves, give them a gun”
“Boss? What do you mean gun?”, Doppio asked confusedly, his eyes wide.
“If they want to live they need to fight for it”, he replied, “You know, the best defense is a good offense”
“BOSS THEY’RE NINE”
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Born Into the Seven Ruler's of Devildom
I was isekai'd to a world in a book. The title was "Kristin in the Harem of the Seven Demon Lords." Like its title, a human named Kristin was brought to Devildom against her will and had to survive through the temptation of the seven demon lords, who were brothers and avatars of the seven sins.
The seventh brother, Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.
The sixth brother, Beelzebub, the Avatar of Gluttony.
The fifth brother, Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust.
The fourth brother, Satan, the Avatar of Wrath.
The third brother, Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy.
The second brother, Mammon, the Avatar of Greed.
The first brother, Lucifer, the fallen angel, the Avatar of Pride. My father. The one who succeeded in seducing the human Kristin and impregnating her.
I was in shambles with the ending. Lucifer had kicked Kristin out, banished to the swamp and died giving birth. The baby survived and was named Leilel by Kristin, and that baby is me.
I'm Leilel Morningstar, the child of Lucifer Morningstar.
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Chapter 5 --- First Day at School
The school quickly descended into chaos as all the demons talked about the new humans, their conversations soon turning to the previous humans in the program.
"Why didn't Diavolo invite Solomon?"
"Perhaps due to the incident with the human girl who was killed."
"Do you think there might be an 'accident' involving the human girl?"
"Ahaha! That would be quite dramatic!"
"Just another nephilim they have to deal with!"
…
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
That's all I could think of as I walked toward my classroom. This is messed up, absolutely messed up. Why in the world would Diavolo start the exchange again? After thirteen years, at the same year I enrolled?! What kind of stupid fate is this?! Ugh. Whoever God from up there or down here must’ve hated me. Why do these things keep happening to me?!!!
"Ah!" My foot caught something, and I fell face-first.
A group of demons laughed at me.
"Ahaha! Watch where you're going," the demon kicked my side. I let out an 'uf' as I felt another demon put their boots on my back, holding me down.
"Argh!" Fuck! Fuck! Oh, how fate truly hates me.
"Iuuu... She has some sort of weird smell."
"What do you expect from a swamp demon?” I felt the demon lift his boot. I tightly closed my eyes, waiting for the pain.
“Hey!”
I looked up from the floor, my view only to a familiar pair of white high-heeled boots.
“You low-born demons, it’s the third bell! I will not have you punk demons ruin Diavolo’s precious academy on the first day,” Mephistopheles scolded.
The demon who has his boots on me turned to Mephisto. I slowly lifted myself up, surprised at Mephistopheles defending me.
“Fuck off Mephist-”
Mephistopheles lifted his cane to the demon’s neck, silencing him. The demon gulped.
“With the new human exchange students, it is ordered that there will be no fighting between students.” Mephisto stepped forward, pushing the demon into the wall, his purple aura flowing from his hand through his cane. “So you better follow that order, or I’ll put you on the list of Diavolo’s enemies.”
“What-!”
Mephisto struck his neck with the end of the cane. The demon doubled over, coughing.
“Understood?”
The demon coughed and nodded. Mephisto gave a glare and his friends pulled him away, leaving me and Mephistopheles in the hallway. I placed my hand over my side, emitting a healing power. I felt Mephistopheles staring at me.
I should say thank you. “Um, tha-”
“Don’t,” Mephisto cut me off. “I will need you in good shape to show me the warehouse, correct?”
Oh. Right. I nodded.
“Good, now quickly get to your class,” he lightly pushed my leg with his cane. I flinched and glared at him. He smiled back and walked to his class.
I sigh relief. I choose a great demon to be my support. For now.
I gave myself a few minutes to let the healing power work through my back. Then I lifted myself up and went to my first class, History of Devildom. I had memorized the classes I take in this building, and I was able to arrive in time. I sighed with relief as I took my seat. Luckily, no one seemed to care about me. And… I looked around the classroom. No demon brothers.
Yes!
A woman walked in, small pointy red horns on her head, short white hair, and a scowl on her face.
"Sit DOWN!" she shouted to the whole class. Of course, she would be the teacher. The student take their seat as the teacher scold. "As it is mandatory to introduce myself, even though you punk demons don't need another History Lesson 101 all over the decades because you're all lazy punks!"
She lifted her index finger, with long red sharp nails that could reach the ceiling. She scratched it on the blackboard behind her.
SCREEECH, SCREECH, SCREEECH,
I closed my ears and gritted my teeth. The teacher spelled out on the blackboard her name, "Miss Viles."
"Now, all of you will address me as Miss Viles! Or else!" she pulled out a metal ruler and snapped it. A crackling sound burst through the room like thunder, but there was no lightning. Thankfully, I'm already used to the sound in the swamp. "And! I do not tolerate-!"
"OIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
I jolted in my seat. That familiar voice... A demon behind me whispered, "Oh no, it's the scumbag greed brothers."
My eyes widened. The greedy scummy brother would be-!
Running steps were heard approaching from the hallway. Miss Viles groaned and held the door. When the demon stepped into the doorframe, she slammed it.
"GAH!!!"
I blinked my eyes, a demon sprawled on the floor. He had messy white hair. He was the avatar of greed, Mammon.
"HEY! I could've smashed the door, professor!" Mammon protested.
The demons behind me murmured, disappointed that Mammon didn't get slammed. That was obvious; Mammon had speed no demon in the realm could match.
Miss Viles glared. "Mammon, I will not repeat myself! Come to class on time!"
Mammon waved his hand. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got ya!"
A knock on the door, and it opened, revealing a cute tan girl with brown hair. “Um, Ma-Mammon?"
I gasped. She’s one of the human exchange students!
“Ah! You must be Carina, right?”
“Ye-yes,” Carina stepped into the classroom, offering her hand. “Nice to meet-”
“I see you’ve already rubbed off on Mammon’s behavior,” Miss Viles ignored her hand. Carina slowly put her hand away with a frown. “Just because he is your caretaker doesn’t mean you’re allowed to be late for my class!” She slapped her ruler, making a thundering noise. Carina yelped.
“I-I-I’m sorry! Please don't kill me!” Carina bowed her back in fear. Students behind me snickered and laughed.
Oh no. This is just a repeat of what happened to Kristin. Bullied, mocked, threatened to be eaten. Not to mention, her caretaker was the same demon Mam-
“Eeep!!!”
The said demon had his face close to mine, staring at me. I was frozen in my seat, scared to death.
"Yo! Miss Viles! Who is this demon?"
What is he doing?? What does he want?! Did he realize??!!
Miss Viles blew her mouth. “Oh, that’s just the new baby demon from the swamp.”
“Wait!” Mammon banged the table, and I stood up, stepping back from my seat. “You’re the youngest demon?!”
“Uh-uh-uh, yeah?” Oh no, he must’ve realized I’m Leilel! FUCKING SHIT! I need to escape through the window!
"Oh yeah, you're the same age as-" Mammon suddenly stopped. He frowned at me, clicked his tongue, and sat in his chair. The whole class went quiet.
What's going on? Just a moment ago, Mammon was bothering me and now the whole class went dead silents. I glance at from the corner of my eyes, the whole students closed their mouth as if being sewed.
Miss Viles sense the discomfort, clears her throat, and clapped her hands. "Well, I guess that’s enough chaos. Let’s start class."
I sat back into my chair, dreadful and nervous. The classroom table is for three people, and I’m sitting with the poor human Carina and demon Lord Mammon.
Oh, God, why do you hate me so much?
My heart beating so fast it may have fallen out of my ribcage. My hand sweats like a pig. I take a slow deep breath. Distracting myself with the professor's lecture. I look from the corner of my eyes. Mammon was leaning over his crossed arms, yawning. He seemed to be bored out of his mind and ignoring everyone around him. I sighed in relief.
Then a quill tapped on my book. “Hey, I’m Carina, what’s your name?”
I flinch. Fuck. Quite bold this human wants to introduce herself to a demon on the first day. Very unfortunate that demon is me. If I become acquainted with Carina, I will be involved in Diavolo’s and the Seven Brothers' twisted game. They would let Carina be friends with me, then make me the evil demon who's out to eat this girl while the demon brothers protect her. It’s how they tricked Kristin and gained her favor.
And it’s going to happen again. I gritted my teeth and turn back to my book. I ignore her. I can’t get involved with her. Never.
I hear Carina let out a disappointed sigh. I clenched my pen. My consciousness was heavy with guilt. I'm really sorry. But her fate here had been predestined. And there’s nothing I would and could do. I'm still trying my hardest to survive here, and it's not been easy. Not without my blops though.
I exhales through my nose. I miss them already.
Suddenly Carina leaned on me, looking at my book. "Hum... La-mi? Lami?!"
I closed my book with a loud thud. For a human, she doesn't have a decency to keep a person's private space and business. Great. This kind of human would easily go down at least in a month.
I was about to scold her. "You...!" I stop as I saw the surprised look on her face, as if she can't believe what she's seeing in front of her. Her eyes cast down and up to my face. I blink. Why is she...?
Then her mouth curved into a grin like the Cheshire cat. “Wow, Lami” Carina mumbled with a smile. She giggled. “You’re thirteen, right? That makes me older than you.”
My left eyes twitch, shiver all over my back. Is this human a creep?
“What are you two talking about?”
I almost jumped in my seat when Mammon interrupted us.
Carina giggled. “Oh, I’m just introducing myself. Lami is so shy~” she gave me a weird smile. All the hair on my neck stood up.
What is this?
“Ik!” Mammon exclaimed. “Why would you wanna be friends with a demon from the swamp? They're the lowest of the lowest demons.”
Carina gasped. “Ma-Mammon!”
I rolled my eyes and returned to my book. A tan hand blocked my book with his palm. It was Mammon looming over me with a smirk.
“Not even the lowest demon wants to live there. You must’ve loved the smell, huh? I hope you shower twice cause I ain’t smellin - BUH!"
A board eraser smacked into Mammon’s head, and he fell backward into his seat.
“Kyaaaa!!!” Carina screamed.
“Human! Quiet! Mammon! Pay attention to the class! You've been in this class for decades! I had ENOUGH!" Miss Viles turned at me with a glare. "You!" She point her really-really long nails at me. I gulp. "I knew a demon from a swamp will have no manners whatsoever. So I'm going to assign you three, to DETENTION!" she slap her ruler to our table, creating a thunder sound over the class.
Carina scream loudly into my ears, hiding under the table like a mouse. Mammon was still on the floor, maybe passed out. The whole class laugh and mock us until Viles silents them. Then she went back to her lecture with a huff.
I take deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths. My heart may as well going to heart attack. How I wish it would happen. How I wish I was dead and send to Celestial Realm.
"I hate first day at school."
RRRIIIING!!!
The first bell rings for the next period, and I swiftly exit the class, my feet carrying me away.
“Ah, ah! Lami!”
It's Carina calling me. I keep running. Though the guilty conscience still lingers at the back of my mind, asking me if I'm going to let what happened to Kristin happen again.
I shake my head. No, I can't do that. I can't help anyone but myself. I keep running toward the RAD newspaper office.
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Mephistopheles has his arms crossed, scowling at me. “Detention? On the first day?”
I frown as I open the map of Devildom. “It wasn’t my fault, it was that dumb greedy demon, Mammon!”
“Yet, you got yourself involved with that demon?” Mephistopheles clicks his tongue. I scrunch my face in anger. Demons. Why did I even bother defending myself? I take a deep breath, settling my anger down. After I relax, I focused on the map, pointing at a location.
“Here.”
Mephistopheles looks over the map, his frown deepening. “The park?! Are you insane? A thousand years of searching for the rebellion's illegal operation is there?!”
“It is there, just hidden.” I rummage through my satchel and pull out a small dual-sided standing mirror. “See the forest behind the park? It’s an illusion. They used this ancient spell, a double mirror, reflecting what they recorded in the mirror and making it like a big whole projector.”
I demonstrate with my mirror, reflecting the fireplace. The first side captures the fireplace like a picture with a camera. Mephistopheles watches silently. Then I turn to the second side, facing the other side of the room. The reflection now shows the door as a fireplace.
Mephistopheles gasps, standing over his couch. “I’ve, I’ve seen this spell,” he points to the mirror. “If we had walked through the line where the mirror is placed,” Mephisto steps to the fireplace, touching it. “Everything becomes real.”
I nod. “That’s why none of you can find the place.”
Of course, I know this from the novel. The chapter tells how one of the rebellion demon approach Kristin, offering her an escape from Devildom. In exchange, Kristin would give them a key to Lucifer’s real Cerberus at the basement of the House of Lamentation. Since their operation is based on recreating the demon dog Cerberus, they would need the blood of the real Cerberus. After a while, Kristin decided not to continue, not wanting to cause chaos in Devildom.
Stupid girl.
The novel said she trusted those brothers, giving them a second chance to redeem themselves. Yeah. Where are you now, huh, Kristin? Buried in the unknown dirt of Devildom, leaving me behind.
I grit my teeth and clench my hand on my lap, trying hard not to let it show on my face. So I scrunch my face and exhale.
Mephistopheles doesn’t seem to notice me, busy taking notes and talking to himself.
“Alright, alright,” He taps his notepad. “I’ll be with reinforcement to see if this is real.” He looks at me seriously. “If we find nothing, I’ll personally escort you to Barbatos's torture room at the Demon Castle.”
Hearing Mephisto threat made my heart stop for a second. Oh, fuck. Do I really want to risk my life with a novel I just read through the internet?
…
Fuck this. I close my eyes and nod.
“Good, if you try to escape,” I suddenly feel a weight around my wrist. Mephistopheles' mark shines, creating a shackle around it. “The mark will be your chains, is that clear?”
I gulp down my throat. Since when is he able to do this? I nod again, praying to God above to let my plan goes well.
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Ugh, I knew people who hated Luke because he was "annoying" and "so naive" and "close minded to the demons". Like, he's a child. A CHILD! Who was raised on the notion that demons are bad. That's all he ever learnt, so how was he supposed to know better? Everyone he trusted told him to not trust demons, so of course he wouldn't! That's how a kid's mind works! And kids are annoying sometimes, given they tend to have more energy and less understanding of the world.
It's amazing how some people can look at characters that are clearly children, or stated to be young/extremely sheltered and then expect them to be instant experts of the world and as smart as the other characters.
Diavolo really is a puppy; if Luke's a chihuahua, then Dia is a golden retriever or a labrador pup, you can't change my mind. He's always so sweet! Maybe also because Barbatos is there, but, eh, sematics.
Book Lover too! (true story; I was once forgotten in school because I was reading) Though I'm pretty sure if i messed with Satan's book's order, I'd be toast.
Angst Anon
I have an odd feeling Satan wouldn’t be pissed at you for moving his books, he may be slightly annoyed, and very upset, but wouldn’t let you know it. He’d just have an annoyed smile, and through gritted teeth accept any apology you give him…but once you’re not near him he’ll def blow up, but he wouldn’t wanna scare you so if you walked in he’d calm himself down…SO LONG STORY SHORT, yes but no 😋💙
Ok, I’m sorry, I disagree 😈 Diavolo is so Australian shepherd coded. Fight me 😤 (please don’t lmao). Mammon would be more golden, and then there’s the big pups (Lucifer and Barbs) who would probably be Dobermans. And then like Asmo so golden doodle, Beel very Lab coded…Belphie would be a pitbull. Levi a Pomeranian…Satan, obviously would be a cat, but in dog terms….I’d say he’s very German Shepard…
Simeon is a Border Collie, Solomon is 100% the ugly white shaking dogs, kidding, he’s very olde English bully vibes…
NOT ME GIVING A WHOLE DOG ANALYSIS ON EVERY CHARACTER, SOBBING LMAO! I’m trying to push out a request prompt list, and here I am doing all this 💀😭
Anyways, as far as Luke goes I don’t understand why people hate him… like yes he’s a kid, which isn’t the best “excuse”, but hear me out…you’re literally doing what you hate abt him… “he’s not open”, well you’re not open either. To his perspective they’re…WELL DEMONS LMAO?? So like in a way, maybe you’re a bit too open and comfy with the idea of them being 100% ok…bc we all know they aren’t. And by arguing that you hate him and he’s annoying, you’re being annoying. Bc all you gotta say is, “he’s not my personal favorite”, not all the “HES THE WORST BLAH BLAH BLAH!!” Like, ummmm, no. That’s way more annoying than anything Luke’s done, and any parts where he is annoying, at least he makes up for it later. What’re you doing to fix yourself? Yeah. That’s what I thought. Now STFU AND CHILL 😭
#Amber-Bella#angst anon#obey me solomon#obey me diavolo#obey me simeon#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date
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Hi I wanted to ask one of my fav obey me artists this question: Least favorite to favorite characters? If you wanna say why, that'd be cool. If anything! Please have a nice day!
hii there!!! dearest anon stop being so nice you're going to make me cry AHSHDHD thank you,,, <33333
but what a fun question! for anyone who doesn't want to read my stupid long explanation for each character i will leave this tierlist here! all tiers (except the first tier) are organised by most to least liked within the tier from left to right
no i dont hate lucifer, it's just facebook relationship status (aka complicated <3)
i have plenty of opinions though so i'll go ahead and give some explanations too!! >:D under the cut because there's a lot of rambling here LOL
some of the list is a bit boring because i cant really say i hate or even dislike any characters, and i don't wanna be mean about any characters just cause they're not necessarily my favourites so!
that being said lucifer pisses me off to a comical degree and he absolutely doesn't belong at the bottom but my feelings about him are so ridiculously complicated i don't know where else he belongs? i wish so badly that i could hate him in an uncomplicated way and move on but as an eldest sibling he's such a personal attack on me and i hate it. he's me, i'm him it's horrible. every time i start to think "ahh he's not that bad" he opens his mouth and makes me regret thinking that. i still think about the time i chose to kiss him on the ferris wheel and he held his hand out after and i took it and he said it reminded him of his dead sister, i will never stop holding it against him. he deserves to be loved and taken care of and he also should be thrown off a cliff. im quite certain if i had to assign myself a sin i would pick pride and i hate it >:( (this is all very lighthearted lol)
diavolo used to viscerally annoy me for no good reason when i first started the game, but over time he's grown on me and i'd say now i'm neutral-positive on him!! no idea why i hated him, i was just very salty for no reason hahaha
i've recently come to appreciate his character a lot more, im very :( about how lonely he must be and i want him to have more genuine friends please solmare
i think mephisto really is just the kind of character i need to see more of to like, he's very interesting to read character analyses of (and kinda relatable tbh?) but i just need more in game is all! i love his silly lil poses those are real fun, and he is pretty
levi is another i also used to hate out of nowhere? i was neutral on him initially and then i suddenly hated him with a burning passion until one of my friends told me she really loved him and im physically incapable of hating a character my friends love so we're chill again HAHA
slowly beginning to like him though! what a pathetic sopping wet cat of a man, it's GREAT
OUUGHH i so badly wanna be able to love beel more, it hurts me to have to put him here but unfortunately this is the way it is... i think it's more accurate to say i love the idea of beel? and ive noticed i really like him everywhere that isnt the game, which again is unfortunate :,)))
LUKE IS MY SON he is babyyyyyyy that's all i have to say <333 my precious lil sonboy he deserves the whole entire world
everyone loves mammon, and i am no exception :D he's not necessarily my type hence why he's neatly placed right in the middle but ugh i love a guy who tries and fails miserably to act tough but is super sweet inside, what a guy <3
ok i flip flopped between putting satan and simeon in the love tier because i am so very fond of both of them, but that's too many characters up there so imagine they're both in a weird tier purgatory between the 2 LOL
i am in fact going to marry simeon and then we will raise luke together it's a fact
simeon is everything he's pretty and beautiful and a very complex and interesting character ahhh
SATAN MY LOVE he's a very interesting case to me in that i feel on paper he should be the kind of character who would be on the top of the list! he's smart and kind and unhinged and would kill for you and he likes cats!!! truly husband material i adore him
im going to marry thirteen, thanks for listening to my ted talk <3 my darling beautiful wife who would laugh hysterically if i fell down the stairs i love u thirteen <3333333 we will be wed tomorrow and we will live the dream in her silly lil cave of pranks and curses
i dont know what it is about raphael but i adore him??? is it the wet kitten swag? the done with life expression? his ridiculous outfit? i couldnt tell you but i saw him for the first time and i was immediately obsessed
everything i learn about him just makes me more obsessed, i love the fact that he enjoys solomons cooking, the way he's good at sewing and is kind but kinda scary, what a fun character
i could talk endlessly about solomon oh how i love this silly househusband wizard guy
i was pretty neutral on him in the og game, and then he swiftly stole my heart in nightbringer and now i would eat his terrible cooking any day of the week just to see him smile <3 if i die seeing him happy that's probably the best way to go out
all his calls and messages are sooo cute and they make me melt im in love please just one chance...
barbatos and solomon are typically equal on the list i'd say? but the barbatos brainrot is hitting harder now so he gets to be ever so slightly higher this once hahaha
barbs is another that took a while to grow on me, not that i ever disliked him or anything but i definitely overlooked him at first!
design wise i absolutely LOVE him, his demon form is definitely one of my absolute favourites. the unique but still put together suit?? the ruffles?? the bone wing horns?? ugh he's just very pretty, and SO interesting as well
love a calm collected guy who totally has the potential to destroy you if he so wishes but has a soft spot for you
and of course, real shocker im sure, at the tippy top of the list would be asmo and belphie my beloveds <333 i love them both equally and i could never put one above the other
i actually started playing obey me for belphie because one of my favourite character tropes is The Tired One TM, and im absolutely not immune to a cute emo boy either. i've grown to really love his sass and the way he hides his manipulative nature behind his sweet and innocent appearance hehe
i also do love how ridiculously forward and blunt he is at times, what a silly guy
while belphie was very predictable, asmo was a very out of nowhere character for me! i distinctly remember seeing him initially and thinking "avatar of lust?? i guess he's pretty but he'll probably just be the fuckboy character who makes nonstop innuendos and has no character beyond that, and i'm too asexual for this" so i avoided him a lot at first, but i'm very weak for how kind and gentle and charismatic he is, and the way he puts his all into everything and everyone <333 it didnt take long for me to realise that he's almost exactly the kind of person i aspire to be more like
also miura ayme gives me so much gender envy its not fair send tweet
#if u read all this.... thank u sdfhjhd i am high fiving u right now <333#AND THANK U FOR ASKING ANON this was fun to consider#i like overthinking categories and lists so this was delightful for me#ask box#obey me
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Obey me! as conversations I've had today :D
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Asmodeus: Holding out his phone. Omfg look at this dress! It would look absolutely perfect on me!!
Satan: Barely even looking up. You say that about everything you find.
Asmodeus: That's because everything looks perfect on me!
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Belphegor: You ever think about how existence is meaningless?
MC:....What?
Belphegor: Oh nothing, I'm just procrastinating.
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Beelzebub: Stomach grumbles loudly. I appear to be hungry.
MC: ...When are you not?
Beelzebub: ...I am now Hangry >:(
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Solomon: I'm not even sure what I identify as anymore. A nuisance? The one who knocks? Your thirteenth reason why? Who knows, really.
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Mammon: Please, I just need like a little bit of money! I will pay you back tenfold!
Leviathan: You never have any money to pay me back with, and you always forget that you owe me it in the first place. So, no.
Mammon: And here I thought you loved me!begins to fake cry
Leviathan: Literally, why would you ever think that?
Mammon: stops crying Eh, good point.
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Lucifer: Mammon, go put what you stole earlier back.
Mammon: How did you - ? ...Ugh, finneee... he smirks
Lucifer: Don't take anything else while your there or I swear to Diavolo-
Mammon: sweat drops
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Simeon: The Lord may not approve of your behaviors.
MC: My own dad doesn't 'approve of my behaviours', sky daddy can suck it!
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Thirteen: I hate you with my entire being. I would rather burn alive for the rest of eternity then ever have to speak with you again.
Solomon: Aww, I love you too!
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Okay, that's it for now!! I am working on some very...juicy...NSFW headcannons, so please stay tuned as it'll be out in a few days!
#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me asmodeus#obey me solomon#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me simeon#obey me mc#obey me satan#obey me leviathan#obey me x mc#incorrect quotes#i am in the middle of my exams so there will be a lot of frequent posts cause these silly men make me feel happier :D#thanks for all the support so far!#if anyone is seeing this ' would you be interest in content about my own characters?#They are from a book I'm writing
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Diavolo: I am sorry, Mephisto. But there's no way I will allow anyone to date MC.
Mephistopheles: Wh-Why not?
MC: Should I explain it to him? *still mirroring Lucifer*
Lucifer: No. I'll do it.
Lucifer: *walks closer to Mephisto* I'm quite flattered that you find me attractive, Mephisto. Of all people.
Mephistopheles: *frowns* Huh? What are you talking about?
Lucifer and MC: *chuckles*
Lucifer: I would be glad to take you on a date if necessary. *smirks*
MC: *smirking as well*
Mephistopheles: ...
Diavolo: Do you see it now, Mephisto?
Mephistopheles: I—
Barbatos: *holds MC from the shoulder*
Barbatos: I understand your disappointment.
MC: But there's nothing we can do. *professional like Barbatos*
Mephistopheles: ...
Mephistopheles: I see. I need to excuse myself. *leaves the room*
Diavolo, Lucifer, Barbatos, and MC: *hears him cry after he stepped outside*
Diavolo: You have rejected another admirer, Lucifer.
Lucifer: I have no regrets.
Barbatos: It's a problem solved.
MC: Does it? I have a bad feeling about this though.
Diavolo: *goes to pat MC on the head* It's okay. You don't need to worry.
MC: *chuckles* Yes. I'm sure Mephisto won't take it badly.
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MC: *mirroring Mammon* Oi, Mephisto! Why are ya' sulking in there?
Mephistopheles: *sitting on the staircase* Oh. It's you.
MC: *scratches the back of their head, confused* Are ya' still disappointed about earlier? *goes to sit next to him*
Mephistopheles: *sigh* Yes. I really hate Lucifer and I can't believe that I got attracted to his personality.
MC: *feeling awkward* Well... Don't blame yourself. That was partially my fault.
Mephistopheles: ...
Mephistopheles: Is it true that you can mirror every personality or attitude of a person?
MC: Er... That's basically my existence, yeah.
Mephistopheles: ...
Mephistopheles: *looks sternly at them*
MC: Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
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Mammon: *looking for MC* Ugh! I shouldn't have touched them when I have skipping classes on mind!
Levi: Cause' you're an idiot. I just hope they didn't go out to play in the casino.
Mammon: Meh! I wasn't thinking of that. It's more of like going around the school to find something valuable, y'know?
Levi: You're hopeless. Huh?
Mammon: What?
Levi: Is that Mephisto...walking with MC?
Mephistopheles: *holding their hand* There are a lot of things I can share with you.
MC: *mirroring him* Let's find a suitable spot first.
Mammon and Levi: MC! *runs to them*
MC: *frowns* The classes are ongoing. What are you doing here?
Mammon and Levi: ...
Mephistopheles: *has let go of them a few seconds ago*
Mammon: *frowns* Are you trying to sneak MC out?
Mephistopheles: *blushes slightly* No. Why would I do that?
Levi: *looking at MC*
MC: *blushing as well*
Mephistopheles: Anyway, I have no time to discuss with you. MC—
Levi: *grabs them* No.
MC: Wha— What's going on? Am I in a love triangle session?
Mammon: What the fuck, Levi?
Levi: Lol. Sorry. That's what I thought they would say first.
Mephistopheles: *unamused frown* MC and I need to go somewhere.
Mammon: Heck no! You know that's kidnapping, right?
Mephistopheles: Not if I have their consent.
Mammon: Consent my ass! Of course if they're mirroring you, they would agree!
Levi: I think the situation about to escalate.
MC: We need to retreat!
Mephistopheles: MC, but you promised to be my friend.
MC: F-F-Friend?
Mammon: Oi, Levi!
Levi: B-But hearing someone wants to make friends with my personality is making me happy!
Mephistopheles: *grabs MC* Well, that works just fine. Doesn't it?
Lucifer: *pulls MC away from him* You're forgetting that I'm still at school.
Mephistopheles: Lucifer!
MC: Can people stop grabbing me? *frowns*
#obey me#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me mephistopheles#mirroring!mc
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Tw: suicide, breakdowns, verbal and emotional abuse. Mentions of physical abuse. Audio Hallucinations? Basically do not read if you are sensitive to these topics you have been warned
Like I care
"C'mon luci let's go play", a childish wish from a younger brother craving the attention of his caretaker, his grip oh so tight almost removing the circulation from the eldest arm causing pain tho not a lot. "Not now Mammon" the elder spoke trying to pry him off, "I am busy a little later alright?" The child just whines. "But luci...! Non of our other brothers wanna play, plus you always focus on your work!! Just play with me please luci" he looks like he'd cry if not give the attention, the elder tries all with his might eventually givimg in. His brother refused to let up, forcing him to be unable to do anything but allow the young angel to have his way.
"Alright I'll....play with you.."
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"Lucifer?" Mammon slowly walked into the avatar of pride's room, a sheepish look upon his face. "I was thinking maybe just us to can spend time together? I mean your always focused on your work and I the GREAT Mammon think you should take a break at least for today ya?" Oh the annoyance Lucifer felt, how dare the destructive brother inturpt his work. He had very important papers and couldn't turn them away, they are very much more important than whatever money making scheme Mammon was thinking of making into some silly game. "No Mammon I'm not in the mood, my work is very much important as of current which must be done as soon as possible" he responds glaring at the tanned male. "But Lucifer I really think you need a break. Take some time to play a game with me your little brother?" "NO mammon. If you do not have anything of importance to tell me then leave." Oh how Lucifer will come to regret those words. "....fine" the former angel of charity leaves the scene, saddened his older brother rather kiss up to 'Diavolo than spend time with him. Bah like he cares.
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Like he cares
"Mammy read that book to me again, the one about the prince and the Knight" a blond haired spawnling spoke, hands holding up his favorite children's book up to his older brother/mother figure. He was no older than a 6yo in human terms, a young impressionable 6yo at that high hopes high potential high... wrath. Oh sweet baby he was. 'Mammy' just smiled at his youngest sibling, strong tanned arms bringing the child into the elders chest kissing his head followed by a friendly laugh which radiated through the whole of HOL. "Of course I'll read to Ya tan tan!" The avatar grins oh how his heart fluttered and swelled, never could Mammon ever say no to Satan. "Do you want to read in your room or the library?" No answer was truly needed, 'Mammy' already knew. "library library!"
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A frustrated Satan searched everywhere far and wide for his missing book. Where was it? Who could have took it? It could not have been some low life demon! Of course not this was HIS private library after all only he, his brothers, Diavolo + Barbados, and in few RARE occasions the exchange students could enter! Who in the world could have taken his book...Who would dare have the audaci- "MAMMON!!" Shifting quickly into his demon form the 4th brother avatar of wrath would go looking for the 2nd born with an undying force a desire to eliminate the thieving scumbag. He spots Beel, Levi, and Asmo all hanging out playing one of Levi's video games. Rare. "What's got your panties in a twist?" Questions Asmo raising his brow.. "let me guess the scumbag stole from You?" Levi huffed "yeah he stole from me to! I can't find my limited edition ruru-chan fighters game anywhere! Ugh!" "And my perfume and nail set" the 2 OBNOXIOUS siblings spoke both seething with hate. Beel just stayed quiet. "Have any of you seen Mammon at least!?" Everyone shrugged where was mammon no one knows. Annoyed, Satan retracts his demon form to instead visit Lucifer, man's pulling a snitch like Levi does. It's not like he cares about what happens to mammon.
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"End it"
No....
"Get it done with hurry up!"
But they'll miss me
"Don't you understand no one cares!"
They care!
"Do they or are you fooling yourself to believe such lies"
You don't know shit
"When was last time they called you their brother"
I- uh...
"When was the last time you remember getting a hug from your brothers?"
When...
"Don't finish that sentence you know you don't remember"
You don't understand i- they can't possibly want this
"Scumbag"
Stop
"Bastard"
Stop it
"Thief"
Listen
"Good for nothing"
Not funny!
"Idiot!"
Okay It get it stop!
"No one wants you here don't you understand"
No response
"Not lucifer"
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"Not Levi"
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"Not Asmo"
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"Not Beel"
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"Not Belphie"
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"Most of all NOT satan"
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"Don't you understand Mammon! They would have won the war if you died instead! They would be so much happier with Lilth if you died instead it should have been You! Not Lilth YOU!"
really low blow...low....*hic* blow..
"You know its true, so go ahead do it... end it"
Tears now pool from the avatar's eyes
"After all...."
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He should have cared. Satan should have cared. He didn't care when he saw Lucifer whipping his brother, he didn't care when Mammon cried saying it wasn't him that took everyone's stuff. No..He didn't care when he saw Mammon's dull eyes looking straight at him while a smile plastered the elders face a really really fake smile. He should have cared he knew he should have cared. Yet he didn't. HE DIDN'T. He let it happen...He.. He let the man that raised him for centuries ever since he was just a little spawnling suffer..while He watched, while he participated, while he accuse, called him names, shamed, and emotionally as well as mentally abused him. What kind of brother was He? The blond avatar can only feel wrath seething, could only feel the wrath threatening to lash out at anyone or anything that dare DARE inturpt his search.
Where was He?
Where was Mammon?
Where was the man that used to read him books every night?
Where was the brother that used to sing to him while everyone argued and fought?
Where was his knight?
Where was the brother that promised to always be there for him?
He needed him
He needed his Mammy
Why wasn't Mammy coming to his aide?
"MAMMON!" He cries out continuing his search.
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The demon wheezed and coughs, he failed his attempt, he's been lying here by himself stuck in the human realm for what..4 days now? Great.....just perfect...he thought he could do it much easier here yet...ugghhh whatever he'll..he'll try again. After all
Who could ever care for the great scumbag mammon
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What has he done...he drove him away... he was trying to protect him from a fate worse than death, yet in the prideful Damon's efforts to protect drove him away. Fuck this was just like Lilth over again. It's been 5 days, they searched everywhere in Devildom by now and now were searching in the human realm. He felt the bond, the spukd bond no longer as faint as before...They were close....They were close they were going to find him. Once they do Lucifer plans to spoil Mammon rotten. Play as many games as Mammon wanted, bake with him, visit all the famous casinos, May be even gamble a little only a little! He was going to...he had to he needed..
Wait
The soul bonded was acting up like fucking crazy, he was close Lucifer is do undeniable close he'll find Mammon soon he will he knows! Following the little hot cold game the soul played he ended up finding a certain white haired demon who looked so disorimtated so awful. " Mammon!" He calls moving t grab him only to watch his hands go through him. "Wha-" no no it can't be..he was,no.."Mammon, Mammon!!"
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They were to late..they were way to late. Their brother mammon? Dead gone faded into nothing. when they heard the news everyone's worlds broke into a billion peices.
Beel couldn't bring himself to eat for weeks.
Belphie struggled with sleep constantly waking from nightmare upon nightmare.
Asmo shut down, a response no one could read for not a single person can tell how this plagued him.
Levi left his room often yes but constantly sulked, he never dare talk about or mention ruru-chan or anything related instead walking in and out of Mammon's too, on occasion to take his stuff hoping just hoping his brother would return.
Satan's wrath was off the hooks, when he heard the news he sulked for days upon days, he went through the stages of grief desperately looking through each and everyone of his spells to return the big brother/mother he had lost. When that didn't work he lashed out constantly, he lashed out at Lucifer accusing him blaming him to the mess saying 'he never cared' because he never saw a single tear in the those raven haired eyes. He moves onto the other brothers before moving onto himself, the boy broke. He read the story about the knight and prince as well as the other countless amounts of books his mammy used to read to him hopesnthst he'll return. He never did.
He never did. Lucifer...Lucifer Oh how he failed his little brother, some nights he prayed to their father with hopes of the return of his brother, null. How the once prideful avatars pride faded quickly at the mention of his favorite, he never truly did accept his death. Couldn't bring himself to. Lucifer oh lovely lovely Lucifer 'the failure first born' forever plagued by the last conversation he shared with little mammom before his death.
"Lucifer?" Mammon slowly walked into the avatar of pride's room, a sheepish look upon his face. "I was thinking maybe just us to can spend time together? I mean your always focused on your work and I the GREAT Mammon think you should take a break at least for today ya?" Oh the annoyance Lucifer felt, how dare the destructive brother inturpt his work.(work he shouldn't have payed attention to) He had very important papers and couldn't turn them away(why not turn them away this one time?) they are very much more important than whatever money making scheme Mammon was thinking of making into some silly game.(why didn't you play?)"No Mammon I'm not in the mood, my work is very much important as of current which must be done as soon as possible"(take a break Luci...) he responds glaring at the tanned male. "But Lucifer I really think you need a break. Take some time to play a game with me your little brother?" "NO mammon. If you do not have anything of importance to tell me then leave."(please come back to me...) Oh how Lucifer will come to regret those words. "....fine" the former angel of charity leaves the scene(I shouldn't have let him...).
A/N:this genuinely took a while like LITTERALLY lol. I stayed up late thinking and gathering inspiration cuz I only really write upon impulse and this was one of them. Anyway I'm happy it's done and hope people like it :) sorry if it's too depressing/to long or if there's grammar issues I stayed up writing like for days lol.
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Mammon the Service type-
The Submissive type will do anything for the one they love, buy any gift, tell any secret, find any information and even make every wish come true whether their love really wants it or not.
Cross posted on my AO3 (Link in my bio)
You were having an overall shitty day, no, a shitty week. Nothing was going right for you, you couldn't relax for even a second because of some big test one of your teachers decided to spring on you, and even after studying non-stop you completely bombed it!
You got most of the questions right but the professor seemed to hate you and used literally the dumbest reasons to mark you wrong. "It seems he has something against Humans, he did the same thing to Solomon." Satan was also upset, he had spent so much time teaching you only for it to mean nothing because of that teacher.
"ugh, I wish he would just die!" You obviously didn't mean it but you were upset, everyone says things they don't mean when they're blinded by irritation.
But Mammon didn't see it that way, he happened to "Overhear" your conversation with Satan and three days later that same professor was found dead.
It had been a shock to the entire school, you didn't see it yourself thank Diavolo but from what you heard it was anything but pleasant. His eyes were gouged out completely, one of his hands was found a few feet away from the rest of his body and his chest was ripped open, according to someone who saw the gruesome scene.
When you heard the news you were in shock, Satan was the one to tell you. "I.. I know I said I wished he was dead but.. I didn't mean it." You said, hands covering your mouth.
"The timing is quite suspicious but I know you'd never be capable of something so gruesome. If it makes you feel any better I can look into it more." Satan offers in an attempt at comfort.
"Thanks but no, I'd rather not think about it." You felt sick, even though you didn't do anything you felt so guilty as if it was somehow your fault. You decided to go to Mammon, he never failed to cheer you up.
"Hey, Mams?" He seemed to notice your distress immediately.
"Hm? Need something from the great Mammon?" He asked, not wanting to sound too alarmed, he didn't want you to know just how easily he could read you.
"Can we go to your room? I need some comfort right now." Mammon couldn’t describe the amount of euphoria he felt whenever you come to him for things like this.
It made him feel so special, so loved and needed, it was addicting to him the way you treated him as if he mattered.
He brought you to his room quickly, no questions asked. "I can tell something's eatin' ya, what's the matter?" He asked, holding you in a comforting embrace.
He listened intently as you explained how you felt, drying your eyes when tears would escape. “Hey, listen to me, one comment said in anger isn't gonna cause someone to up and die. I get how this can be scary for a human but there's no way you could be at fault.” His words meant more to you than anyone else's.
“I guess you're right, thank you Mammon.” When you smiled at him his gaze softened and he curled himself around you. “Someone clingy today.” You chuckled.
“Is it a crime to wanna hold my human?” your voice was so comforting he nearly fell asleep.
“That's right, just keep smiling. I won't allow anyone or anything to dim your light, not Lucifer, not anyone." Mammon thought to himself as you fell asleep in his arms.
He noticed every change in your expression, every smile, every hum, and every snore. Mammon felt pure bliss as you nuzzled your face into his neck, wanting to be closer to him. He was truly smitten with you, you were the light of his life, his reason to keep going.
If anyone caused your smile to falter he would deal with them personally, usually, he would just threaten or hurt the person that caused you despair but when he heard you say you wanted that teacher dead he couldn't stop himself.
He knew you didn't mean it but that didn't matter in the moment, he did feel guilty, horribly guilty because his actions caused you to feel awful. He was going to make it up to you though, he always would even if you would never know what he did.
Mammon would do anything to keep what he's been doing hidden but something within him snapped when he saw Belphegor’s hands around your neck.
He felt like something was wrong, very wrong and he let his instincts guide him to where you were. When he saw his youngest brother's hands around your neck it was like his most primal instincts took hold of him.
He threw Belphegor off you, “How dare you put your dirty hands on MY HUMAN!” You’ve never seen Mammon so angry, you fell to the floor, hands moving to where Belphogore was just strangling you. The area was already starting to feel sore and you knew there was bound to be a huge bruise.
Your eyes were glued to Mammon who had completely lost it, “Mammon.. Mammon stop!” Your voice was coarse and it hurt to talk but you still called to him, “Mammon please stop you’re scaring me!” You cried, tears escaping your eyes, Mammon only stopped his assault on his brother when he heard you crying.
He was by you in an instant, holding you close to him as tears welled up in his eyes. “You’re ok, it's ok now.” He held you in a comforting embrace and was so happy when you didn't flinch away.
“Mammon!” Your hands clenched around his shirt as you trembled in his arms.
“I’m here, I'm here, you’re ok.” He tried to soothe you but knew this would take a lot more than a soft voice and reassuring words.
“Mammon, what happened!?” Lucifers and the others had run upstairs and saw the aftermath.
“Belphagor tried to kill MC!” Mammon moved to cover your ears so you wouldn't have to endure the yelling that was about to transpire.
At one point Mammon took you back to his room and locked the both of you in there, thanks to Mammon you didn't hear most of the yelling and were very thankful for it.
You were still shaken up and trembling and you couldn't take much more right now. “Is.. did you kill him?” You managed to ask.
“I.. don't know. I didn't check. Would you.. Hate me if I did?” You sniffled and held him tighter.
“No, I could never hate you Mammon never ever, you saved my life! I love you too much to ever hate you.” You didn't even have to think about what you were saying.
Mammon was absolutely stunned, he never thought you could love him, not in the way he loved you. “I love you too MC, no one is ever gonna hurt you again I promise. I’ll do anything to keep you safe, I don't care what I have to do or who I have to hurt I just want you to be safe and happy beside me.” Mammon held you tightly and you just couldn't find yourself being afraid of the implications of that statement.
After that night you willingly turned a blind eye to the disappearances of people who hurt you, you knew it was Mammon's doing but willingly looked the other way. It was comforting knowing Mammon was always there, you felt safer.
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A Heated Moment Lucifer x DomFemMC
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"Mc stop being a child. You will not go out with Asmo to the Fall. You will attend our meeting with Diavolo." Lucifer sternly said as he was cutting fruit on the table.
Oh how you hated this asshole since you gotten here. Lucifer was always so strict even when you did all your homework. Since Lord Diavolo took a liking to you,Lucifer always taken you to their private meetings. You just wanted to have some fun with Asmo flirt a bit and get drunk! Was it so hard!?
"Lucifer! I did all my homework,I've done the chores,AND made sure Beel didn't eat the fridge!" You started getting more angry as this fight continued. "It's not my fault Diavolo brings me for his own company! Can't I skip this one time!" Lucifer started chopping a pomegranate, but with more force so loud it hurts.
"Mc,I swear to fucking god you are comming and that's final." Lucifer started huffing as the fruit started to look more like slices than seeds.Why couldn't you understand him. All he is doing is his job ,devotion to Diavolo. Yet you cant comprehend that and complain all the time.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU GOD?I SWEAR THIS IS WHY NO ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS LOVE YOU!" you started getting ballistic as you got off the counter chair. Walking up to him as he stops cutting. "Mc you know what? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I JUST WANT THEM TO NOT GET INTO TROUBLE!" Lucifer yelled as he started going into his demon form,the wings ripping his RAD uniform. As the feathers fall onto the countertop.
You weren't scared you were going to stand your ground and tell Lucifer off. "I WAS SELECTED BY YOU AND DIAVOLO IT'S YOUR FAULT. WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME GO TO A DAMN PARTY WITH YOUR BROTHER!" You started screaming as your hands were gripping your hair for dear life. "OH BECAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO GET HURT LIKE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO-!" Lucifer was about to slap your face. But at that moment you saw how hot he was mad. His hair falling into his face,his cheeks flushed,and his eyes all red with rage. You don't know what overcame you, you still hated him,but you just wanted to prove his pride wrong.
As his hand was about to hit your face you grapped his collar and pushed him on the fridge and kissed him. Your arch rival!? Lucifer was immediately suprised with this action. He hated you as much as you did! But your lips were so soft,but oh most of all he wanted to show his dear domince in this pair.
"Oh no you don't!" Lucifer huffed as he grapped you waist and face as slammed his lips on yours. "You will bow down to me Mc." He needed the control he couldn't let a human overrule him! He needed to show the power of the demon of pride. But you weren't going to let him,oh no you were going to make him beg for you.
You started realizing in this heated moment he was feeling pleasure from this,and so were you. Your panties started feeling moist from the thought of Lucifer whining. And you felt his erection starting to strain as you felt the buldge on your heat. This was going to be a war of domince of pleasure.
Lucifer started the war taking off your RAD shirt and twisting your nipples through your bra. Oh that felt so good that you moaned loudly. "Oh will you give up now whore,just after a pinch?" Lucifer mused. You didn't plan for it to feel this good. With your hands you started to take off your underwear and cup his buldge.
"Ugh, why can't you give up mgh~" Lucifer widdened his eyes as his member felt sensitive. He hasn't been touched like this in centuries, so why now it has to be you doing this-? As you were taken aback by his moan you snickered. "Luci~ don't say you're sensitive hm?" Lucifer realized his giveaway and was about to snark back until you unzipped his pants. And started to hastly play with his member up and down. "Oh Mc stop I can't to you-!" Lucifer slurred as he met your eyes. Realizing you won this fight. As you started going painfully slow his member started to twitch. "Oh? No no no Lucifer;we are just getting started." You smiled as you whispered in his ear. "You know this will be going all night." Lucifer looked disheveled in defeat. His eyes starting to tear as he just wanted pure pleasure. "Use my body to your desire Master."
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*NOT CLICKBAIT!!!* when asmo learns that you, the newest exchange student has a youtube account and following somewhat comparable to his own, he decided right then and there not to like you. however, after an unfortunate (and misleading) exchange goes viral, he has no choice but to fake date you in order to save face. will asmo crush you and put you into place like you deserve? or are those funny feelings in his stomach not hate, like he had thought? like, subscribe, and maybe fall in love (with this smau) to find out!!
“this is so exciting!” you peer out the foyer window as simeon, solomon, and luke climb out of their car. you’re excited to officially-officially meet them, before they can knock, you pull the door open, welcoming them in.
“come in, come in. you guys are the first to arrive,” you say, taking the plate of tinfoil-wrapped (assumed) food from simeon’s hands and leading them to the kitchen. “it’s nice to officially meet you, i’m mc!”
“hello,” simeon says pleasantly. “i’m simeon. this is solomon, obviously, and this here is luke.”
luke smiles at you shyly, sticking out his hand. “it’s nice to meet you.”
you shake his hand firmly, delighted by his politeness. “i can’t believe it took this long.” you turn to solomon, then, offering his hand, but he takes you by surprise when he pulls it up to his mouth, brushing his lips to the back of it.
okay, that was weird.
“enchanted,” he hums, looking at you with dark eyes, and you laugh nervously, tugging your hand away.
“solomon,” says simeon warningly, and the sorcerer puts his hands up innocently.
“i’m just teasing. really, mc, it’s great to meet you. thank you so much for taking part in my mural project.”
“oh, um, yeah!” you busy yourself by unwrapping the plate simeon brought. it is food, and a tasty-looking dessert at that. “it seems like a really cool project and i’m excited to learn more. and these look amazing, thank you so much for bringing them.”
luke blushes. “i made them.”
“that’s so awesome,” you say. “i’m really looking forward to trying them.”
before you can say more, there’s a clatter that signifies the brothers have arrived, and a moment later they enter the kitchen, along with barbatos and diavolo.
“good!” diavolo says grandly, clapping his hands together. “everyone’s here! the sleepover has officially begun!”
“hey!” you smile brightly at asmo, moving over to him. things are still slightly weird due to that kiss, but since he seems determined to pretend nothing has happened you’re fine following his lead. “i missed you, babe.”
he watches your waist, pulling you in tight. you shiver, and hope he doesn’t notice. “i missed you too.”
his touch does weird things to you, the memory of his lips on yours is altogether too vibrant, and you wish you could go back in time and kick yourself. hey, past self. maybe kissing the guy you’re fake dating isn’t that good of a plan, especially since he’s going to run away with no explanation then act like nothing happened even though he talked big leading up to it and basically goaded you into it.
well, knowing your past self you probably wouldn’t have listened.
“ugh,” mammon says, making a face. “enough of that lovey-dovey stuff. be mindful of us singles here.”
“oh, are you jealous?” asmo asks, fluttering his lashes. “i mean, i get it. not everyone can have an as beautiful and talented partner as mc here can.”
“and here i thought you were going to compliment me,” you say with a fake sigh, putting on a pout. you seriously can’t believe you’re acting like this. or how normal it’s starting to seem.
“oh, i’m sorry babe,” asmo says, stroking a hand down your cheek. “what can i do to make it up to you?”
it’s almost hard to keep a straight face.
“enough, enough,” diavolo cuts in good-humoredly. “let’s not make mammon feel any worse than he already does. why don’t we move into the living room? i know this is a sleepover, but i did have solomon prepare some mural information since we’d all be together.”
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• How The Obey Me Brothers Meet Paimon From Genshin Impact •
Lucifer ❤
When he met Paimon, he was absolutely shocked and confused, he's never seen a child floating before, he was examining her to see if she was a human or not
"U-umm... what are you doing with Paimon...?" "My apologies, i am just looking if you are a human or not"
He was wrong.
Paimon's not a human, she's a fairy
He was even more confused, if she is a fairy, aren't fairies supposed to be very tiny like a fly? and have wings?
Paimon's body had the size of a child and she can float without wings
He later understands when Paimon explained to him
But after that, he thought of her as a cute little girl
Whenever Paimon is angry, he just smiles and pat her head, it's just too cute, ecspecially when she stomps on the mid air when she's floating, he can't help but treat her like a child, because she IS one
She's a Luke 2.0
He teases her calling her "Emergency Food" and also other names that annoy her just like he teases Luke calling him a chihuahua
But overall, he treats her like a daughter
Number 1 dad
He also treats her with her favorite food whenever she is in her "Paimonial Wrath"
"My daughter" Lucifer smiled "Hmph... Paimon's still not forgiving you for calling me emergency food!" Paimon replied crossing her arms with a cute pout on her face, but she received alot of pats and food from her new father :)
He's also kinda annoyed whenever she gives him an ugly nickname
"Ugh...! you deserve an ugly nickname for that! ohh~! Paimon knows! from now on you'll be known as "Diavolo Simp"!"
...What did she just call him...?
Satan and Belphie are dying right now, that nickname was perfect, she is now part of "The Anti-Lucifer League" satan and Paimon are siblings now, since Lucifer is Satan's father, and Paimon is adopted by Lucifer, they are both now siblings.
They also hate their father
Now they pull pranks on him, they all hide in Belphie in the attic
Belphie cast 666 spells and curses near the door where lucifer will come in
Mammon 💛
OK OK HE'S LOSING MORE OF HIS NON-EXISTEN BRAIN CELLS
HE'S NEVER SEEN A FLOATING CHILD
"What are ya?! a floating child?!" "HEY HOW DARE YOU MY NAME IS PAIMON"
Aaaannnddd they both start arguing
Though Yura calms both of them down
After that, he actually like her like his little sister
Ehem, he also helps her gamble
They are now besties
Their names end with a "Mon" "PaiMON" "MamMON"
Paimon likes mora, and mammon likes grimm
They also steal.
And they literally have white hair and are both dumb
Now Lucifer has to catch them
When he hears that Paimon hates the nickname "Emergency Food"
BOOM he oficially annoys her with it
He adores her adorableness
How is she floating btw???
"Oi! emergency food! how are ya floating?"
"OH MY ARCHON IT'S "PAIMON"!! and to answer you're question, i'm a fairy!"
Oh. Ok ok a fairy
Wait a FAIRY?!
He always thought fairies are supposed to be tiny as a bug and have wings to fly
He then later on understands when Paimon explains to him
Mammon and Paimon give each other ugly nicknames non-stop for a day
Her nickname for him was "Stupid Greedy Gambler"
She reminded him of Luke now
But he overall loves Paimon like a little sis
And she loves Mammon as her big brother
Leviathan 💙
Levi's surprisingly interested in her
She reminds him of an anime character
"Oh my diavolo!! you look like that one anime character from "I found out my brother's secret, then one day i traveled the multiverse to find out the truth: The Harmony Spirit"!
"...What...?"
He usually guides Paimon to his room and says all of his favorite anime, manga and video games and he explains every plot of it to her
Paimon is super sleepy when he keeps on talking and talking about his anime thing
She's also surprised he's never tired of talking about it
Sure she talks alot but talking that long and fast is very indimidating
Levi's nickname from Paimon is "Water Otaku" since Levi's room is like an aquarium and he is an otaku
Levi loves it.
She's like a little sister to him
Levi is dying whenever Paimon gives his brothers ugly nicknames IT'S TOO ACCURATE FOR SOME REASON HELP
"LMAOOO LUCIFER JUST GOT ROASTED BY HIS OWN DAUGHTER LOLL"
You better run Levi :)
Levi likes teaching her how to play a video game
When he found out about she is a fairy
HE IS SHOCKED AND AMAZED
A little fairy?! HOW COOL IS THAT?!
He was still surprised she is a fairy, but it didn't matter to him, she is so adorable for a normie ^^
Absolutely loves to hear how Paimon is a fairy when she doesn't look tiny or have wings
He'll usually dress Paimon up as Ruri-chan
Paimon gladly accepts
She also dresses up as other magical girls Levi watches
"Mew mew style, mew mew grace, mew mew power in you're face~!"
Yes. Levi watches "Tokyo Mew Mew/Mew Mew Power"
And "Sailor Moon" of course
Levi adores his little fairy sister
Satan 💚
Oh? what is this?
A floating child? interesting.
"Huh, a floating child, interesting" "H-hey! i have a name you know!"
He was a little surprised that her name is "Paimon" because the name is one of the kings of hell, and is loyal to Lucifer
Also double surprised she's a fairy and later understands when Paimon explains
He was first a little annoyed at her, not because of her name and the origin of it, but it was also because she keeps on talking about some dumb stuff, and her voice was.... intimidating...
But even though he is the avatar of wrath, he is patient with her
He once got to know Paimon and then they became siblings
Paimon and Satan are now making Lucifer suffer even more
He immediately knew she was a fairy, and he was fascinated that she her body was a size of a child and she can float without wings
He would like to learn more about her.
He simply enjoys reading Paimon story books
Paimon enjoys petting and playing with the cats that Satan has
He has a secret base where he is the king of cats (Where Lucifer doesn't know about ofc)
Satan has a cute friendship with his new little sister
Satan literally burst into laughter when Paimon gives lucifer an ugly nickname
When he found about the nickname for Paimon he immediately wouldn't stop using it, it was too funny and adorable
Annndddd her nickname for Satan was "Bookworm Cat"
He loved it.
Whenever Satan reads a story for Paimon she usually falls asleep on him
HIS HEART CAN'T TAKE HOW MUCH SHE IS SO CUTE
Will do anything for his little sister
Even that means killing them....
Asmodeus 💖
Oh my. What's a little cute floating child doing here?
"Uwahhh~! you are so cute!"
"Hehe thank you! Paimon appreciates it!"
Asmo will literally play dress up with her
She is just so cutee!!! 💖💖💖
Asmo and Paimon will literally post so many pictures for devilgram about him and Paimon
Asmo enjoys the ugly nicknames paimon gives to his brothers
His nickname was "Beauty Queen"
HE LOVES IT OMG
He was not expecting that she was a fairy, she looked like a floating child
He didn't care that she was floating before and he later understands how she doesn't look like other fairies like in the fairytales
Her hair was so cute and fluffy
Her unique choice of outfit
Her voice
Those squishy chubby baby cheeks
TOO CUTE WHAT
This child is giving him a heart attack rn
Asmo is usually the one hugging and golding her around just in case if she ever feels tired of floating
Asmo will get her nails painted
Her nails are pink, purple, white, dark blue and peach color
Now they both slay
"Aww~ you're just so cute my dear little sister Paimon~ but not as cute as me tho~"
Sigh
Annnddd he still says that
Paimon was done with his narcissist-ness, it was too much
She almost felt disgusted tbh
But she overall loves him as a beautiful big brother
He kinda reminds her as Xingqiu and Lisa a little
Asmo does her makeup sometimes, only a little tho
He knows she's still a child, so not that heavy make up
Just some lip gloss, light pink smooth blush and a little purple eye shadow
He loves his new sister!
Paimon is sometimes disgusted by Asmo's actions it makes her want to puke
I mean... can you blame him? he IS the avatar of lust so it's kinda common
But they are still wholesome besties
Squish those cheeks
Protect this baby fairy at all cost
Beelzebub 🧡
A child.
A floating child.
"You look like a cute floating marshmallow"
"NOOOO PLEASE"
Beel was actually the nicest person to share his food with Paimon
But he sometimes has to control himself because Paimon looks like a floating marshmallow
He sometimes nibbles her hair like it was marshmallow
But Paimon didn't mind it, it never bothered her actually
Beel is one of Paimon's favorite brother rn
Beel is so sweet to her
He will have to protect her from Lucifer whenever he is in his mad aura and i'm telling you, this baby is a material big brother
She reminds him of Luke
His nickname was "Food Lover"
He approves it :)
He loves his new little baby sister
A little bit shocked when he first met Paimon who was floating. He never met a child floating before
When he found out she was a fairy, he was shocked
"I thought fairies we're tiny and have wings?"
"...It's complicated but... paimon will tell you"
Beel understands.
Paimon loves food as much as beel does
She'll usually bring back food with Lumine and Aether from teyvat
When he tried it
HE LOVED IT INSTANTLY
Cute brother and sister moment
When he heard about her nickname
Ohhh boyy
He can't take it. He wants to eat her
But his brothers will stop him
He'll eventually apologize to Paimon if he ever tries to actually eat her :<
But Paimon is ok with it, even if she hates being called food, she can NEVER stay mad at Beel
He chokes on his food when Paimon calls his brothers ugly nicknames, he wasn't expecting that XD
Food babies
He enjoys her company ^^
Belphegor 💜
A human? a human child?
Wait no.... A FLOATING ONE?!
How is she floating?
Never thought he would see a child floating in mid air.
"Why are you floating...? are you a ghost or something?"
"What the- no! I'm Paimon!"
A little surprised she was a fairy.
At first he was a little hesitant, since she was too energetic and had a loud obnoxious voice
But of course, she's still a child after all
But he got used to her company
She's kinda cute
Belphie helps her sleep singing a lullaby while Beel pats her head
When she hears Paimon giving Lucifer ugly nicknames he laughs so hard
His nickname was "Sleepy Belphie"
He liked it, it was accurate
Whenever Belphie falls asleep, Paimon will get a blanket because she is worried that he might get cold
When Belphie wakes up, he feels warmth in his heart whenever Paimon does this
She was a pure soul
She deeply cares about him
And Belphie cares about her too
Will plan pranks on Lucifer 24/7
Cuddle Sibling Buddies 💕
PRANK BUDDIES
Brother and sister bonding ^^
If someone EVER tries to hurt Paimon, just know, they will be sleeping... forever :)
#obey me#paimon#crossover#genshin impact#anime#lucifer#mammon#leviathan#satan#asmodeus#beelzebub#belphegor#obey me x genshin impact
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Obey Me As Parks & Rec #5
Diavolo: How is this a child’s size?
Beelzebub: It’s roughly the size of a two year old if they were liquified in a cup
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MC: Last week he was supposed to buy gas, but instead he bought novelty cookie cutters.
MC: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. He’s amazing.
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Diavolo: When I say “parks” you say “department!”
Diavolo: Parks!
Everyone: …
Diavolo: Parks!
Mammon: Apartment!
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Mammon: There’s been ten assaults already this year
Solomon: Can’t you station a park ranger out here
Mammon: We have! Who do you think they’re assaulting!?
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Lucifer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Lucifer: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t
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Satan: I think I may have found a project I’d actually enjoy doing. Helping these cats and dogs.
Satan: They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.
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Luke: I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws ever….
Luke: Because I’m deathly afraid of cops
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Asmodeus: I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a part in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable really, I felt like I was floating.
Asmodeus: Turns out there wasn’t pot in it, it was just an insanely good brownie
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*intense food poisoning*
Beelzebub: The calzones…betrayed me?
Leviathan: I was dying earlier today. And then I died. Now I’m dead.
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MC: My husband, Mammon is a progressive champion of women’s rights
Mammon: Babe, the ovens ready. Chop-Chop! Time to get baking. Daddy want pie!
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Barbatos: I relish your wit.
Diavolo: Well I salsa your face
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Satan: Ugh, I hate talking…to people…about things.
Satan: This is a nightmare
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Mephistopheles: So what’s the crime here?
Mephistopheles: Parking while black?
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Mammon: What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel game of thrones?
Solomon: Nothing is wrong just do your job and they would never cancel game of thrones
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Mammon & MC: *going grocery shopping*
Lucifer: I have total faith in you
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Lucifer: There’s, like, a 30% chance they’ll both die
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Beelzebub: Bacon wrapped in shrimp
Asmodeus: No thanks. I’m okay.
Beelzebub: I wasn’t offering
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Citizen: There’s a sign at Deadman’s park that says “do not drink the sprinkler water” so I made some tea with it as now I have an infection
Lucifer: *Turing around in chair slowly*
Citizen: Sir? Sir? Are…are you listening to me
Lucifer: *Continuing to turn away*
Citizen: Sir. I’m talking to you
Lucifer: *Still turning*
Citizen: Sir!
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𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚. .
Pairing: Diavolo x Male reader (he/him pronouns and they/them pronouns are used when referring to reader)
So I decided to write an angst fanfic based off of the song baby hotline by Jack stauber!
𝗧𝗪: this is likely to be somewhat graphic when mentioning things such as suicide, intrusive thoughts, (less graphic, barely mentioned) disassociation. If these things trigger you please don't read because these topics in detail can be incredibly harmful. Please stay safe, and if you need someone to talk to remember help lines exist along with those who are close. If you need to talk about these subjects anonymously with a stranger I'm always willing to help so you can message me on my socials if needed <3 enjoy the fanfic!
𝚕 𝚘 𝚊 𝚍 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 . . .
𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐...𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐...
"Hello?"
"Y/n, would you like to accompany me and a few of the others for lunch?"
Diavolo.
He was always inviting you for lunch for some reason. You didn't question it..you ended up going anyway. You wonder why anyone would actually want to be around you...would you just be better off awa-
"Y/n??"
He sounded worried as he waited for your reply.
"Oh- yeah, I'm here don't worry. Sure, why not I don't have anything better to do."
"Great! I'll come pick you up and walk you to the castle!"
He was always so nice.
Why?
"No- no its alright I can make my own way-"
You were cut off by diavolo
"Nonsense, I'll come pick you up it's really not a bother I promise. Get ready and I'll see you soon!"
"Ah..alright then, see you soon."
𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔.
...and he hung up, okay.
You went to get changed into something comfortable before shoving on some shoes and heading downstairs to wait.
Sitting on the sofa, you plugged your headphones in..background noise. You stared off into the distance, unaware of the time passing.
"..."
Hm?
"Y/n???"
Someone was calling your name.
"Y/n, c'mon lord diavolos at the door for ya!"
Mammon. Mammon was shaking you to make you get up.
"Ugh...get off- and alright sorry I didn't hear the door bell."
He raised his hands in surrender as you walked to the door, Diavolo waiting there for you.
"Y/n! There you are, ready for lunch??"
How was he so upbeat?
"Yeah, all ready-"
"Great! Come with me then!"
He held your hand, leading you to the castle.
Oh..his hands were warm.
That's nice I suppose.
Soon, you arrived at the castle where luke, Solomon, Simeon and Barbatos were sat at the table, all greeting you.
"Y/n! You came, I'm glad-"
The young angel got up, running over to hug you.
"Ahah- yeah, I'm here luke."
You chuckled quietly, ruffling his hair a little.
"Luke I'm sure as much as he enjoys you hugging his legs-..maybe let them move??"
Simeon spoke up, smiling a little.
"Oh!- yeah sorry y/n!"
He apologised..why? You didn't deserve apologies did you?
"Nah, it's all good don't worry about it. What's for lunch?"
And so the afternoon went on, you enjoying time with your friends and boyfriend. It felt..Nice in a way.
But you knew really, you didn't deserve any of that.
You knew that you were just something for them to use for a bit until they got bored.
. . . . . . . . . . .
Two weeks had gone by, you'd met up with diavolo for dates, all were nice.
You hated how nice they were.
What if you just said you didn't deserve any of it?...he'd likely say you were being ridiculous but..
You weren't. You don't deserve nice things, you don't deserve to have any of the things diavolo gives you..you don't deserve his love at all.
You sighed, flopping onto your bed, not being bothered with getting out of bed, still in the same clothes you'd been wearing for 4 days straight.
As you thought..you hated your thoughts.
Always too loud.
Never shutting the hell up.
Always being there.
𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨.
. . .
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙤𝙛𝙛. 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚.
. . .
𝙄𝙩'𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚.
. . .
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩-
𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥. 𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥.𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥 ,𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥, 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥!
ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ.
What..?
𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬.
Of course you knew. You knew too well.
Rope, chair, Done.
That's how easy it would be.
So, you set it up.
The noose around your neck, standing on the chair.
"Pfft.."
𝙬𝙝𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.
You kept laughing..it was pitiful really.
You laughed until it faded.
You stayed in a frustrated silence for a bit until
Kick!
Down goes the chair..and the rope tightening on your neck.
As you saw spots, your hearing picked up on..
𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐...𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐...𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐...ʀɪɴɢ ʀɪɴɢ...ʀɪɴɢ ʀɪɴɢ..ʳⁱⁿᵍ ʳⁱⁿᵍ..
. . . . . . . . .
"That's unusual..he always picks up."
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°*{Once Again}*°
{ Sequel to Insecure }
{This is a continuation by popular demand, if you haven't read Insecure please do so to avoid confusion! }
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Hurt-Comfort
Tw: Swearing, meantions of death
Part 4
♡<pt.3
{A/n: a bit short, sorry darlings, BUT HUGEEE THANK YOU FOR 900 FOLLOWERS what did I do to deserve this😭😭❤ i am not satisfied with this so expect a few small edits? Idk it feels off}
⚠️ Remember this is purely fiction. I created this story, none of this is related to any religions.All things mentioned came purely from my own imagination.⚠️
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All eyes stared at the person standing by the door. Clothes burnt, blood stained face, hair messy, sweat dripping down their face, Hands shaking.
Diavolo took a step towards the entrance, grabbed their shoulders. Staring straight into their eyes.
"What in the world happen to you, Barbatos!?" He yelled. Barbatos kept quiet. Looking around, He saw everyone's pale faces staring at him.
He grabbed Diavolo's hands, peeled them away from him,
"Please excuse me while I clean myself up Young Master." He whispered and walked away. Leaving everyone speechless.
How could they not be? That was the Demon King's butler. His strength was greater and the same level as the brothers. He could stop the brothers physical fights that involved magic as he was strong enough. To hurt him must've been a huge challenge, last time someone tried to hurt him, they ended the fight in 5 minutes.
Seeing his beaten state caused everyone to worry, who was arrogant enough to go to such lengths? How long were they fighting to cause that much damage to him?
"You said he was in the human realm?"Lucifer asked Diavolo.
Diavolo hesitated,"...he should be, I saw him left with my own eyes..."
The second Barbatos got back to the dining hall. He sat himself down on of the chair, exhausted. Diavolo walked towards him, crouching in front of him.
"What happened? I thought you were gonna stay there for two more days?" He asked.
Barbatos frowned, "two more days? In there? Were you aware of how hard it was climbing back up? "
Diavolo frown deepened, "Coming back here shouldn't be a problem is it? You have my permission and even if you don't you can easily open a portal..."
Barbatos was stunned, he looked at everyone around him. Confused.
"Young master....where did you think I was?"
Diavolo tilted his head," you were at the Human Realm were you not?"
Barbatos paled.
[Human Realm]
"How long are you gonna be pissed." You asked .
Barbatos sighed," how long are you gonna put off going back there? " and put down his book.
"I have a week right? Let me do the things I wanna do first before I die."
Barbatos rolled his eyes, "You'll be dead before you finish them. "
You turned the channel, pressing the buttons way to harshly,gritting your teeth,"well at least it's nice to know when I'll die."
He raised an eyebrow,"well, don't blame me if your soul goes into a rage,"
You groaned,"ugh, Fine! Let me get my things, wait a little bit. "
He smirked."I'll be right here, waiting for you"
[2345]
"What do you mean?" Barbatos asked.
"You went to convince Mc to come back here, I saw you left" Diavolo pressed,
The brothers froze upon hearing that, their faces fell when they heard your name. Your name was like a taboo, something that shouldn't be said, something that should only be kept to themselves.
Barbatos grabbed his head, "I wasn't in the human realm..." and closed his eyes.
"Where were you?" Lucifer asked, his voice stern.
"The Abyss".
Silence filled the air. The Abyss. The one place that every Devildom citizen would hate to go. Just the thought of it made them sick. It was the heaviest punishment in the Devildom. The hellish Hell. The second Hell. The Satan's Abyss.
It was filled to the brim with unsettled souls, criminals, poisons, deadly ashes, pitch black fire, you couldn't even walk straight if you try. No one. No one would ever, go there on their own.
So why was Barbatos there?
"H-how?" Diavolo asked.
"I don't know, I can't remember" He said,staring straight at Diavolo, letting him see the sincerity in his eyes. Diavolo threw Solomon a look, Solomon ran outside immediately.
[2345]
You took a deep breath, walking behind Barbatos as he lead the way, he decided to open the portal back to Devildom somewhere far so suspicions wouldn't rise. You couldn't help but to feel a bit scared.
Your breath were starting to get ragged, anxiety was rising as you took one step after the other. Your intuitions kept telling you to turn back. But you couldn't help but felt scared that you won't see them again if you die.
'This feels wrong'
Barbatos was quiet the entire time. The steps he took were heavy, almost calculated. You could feel goosebumps all over you, your head started to hurt, you could not bear to take another step,
"Wait." You said. Barbatos sighed and turned around."what is it this time?"
"Can we go back? I don't feel well," you said softly, rubbing your right hand over your left elbow.
"We've come too far. So, no." He said,
"Why are you so different now? Did something happened after I left?" You decided to ask.
He walked towards you and grabbed your arm. "Yes. You ruined my life, you ruined everyone's life,"
He pulled you along, you tried to pull back your arm but it was too tight.
"Hey, that hurts!"
"I don't care" he replied. You kept tugging your arm away but he wasn't budging at all.
"Come on, don't waste my time." He said through gritted teeth.
"No! I don't want to!" You shouted but he was way stronger than you, his grip were so tight. You could feel your blood circulation stopping by the seconds
[2358]
His eyes were glowing, your surrounding started to get darker, you looked around and realized you were no longer on the streets, you were in a forest. Deep inside the forest.
However, the trees were dead and dried, there were no signs of life, not even a bug could be seen. It was dark. It was creepy, It was cold. It was terrifying.
You could feel your body shake, "I wanna go back, please," you whispered, genuinely scared, you felt so weak.
You felt exactly how you felt when you met Ayla . You hated it. But as of this moment, you don't have any power to go against Barbatos. Your pacts with the demons were broken long ago.
He grabbed your shoulders and gripped them. "I said no!" His eyes glow red. His tone was dripping in wrath. Your eyes widen. Your breath stopped.
You could feel the ground shaking, your surrounding started to get hotter. The trees started catching fire, smoke rises, causing your eyes to sting.
You looked down when you felt your feet burning, You saw a huge portal on the forest floor, forming right under your feet. You gasped as Tears welled up in your eyes, You couldn't run, even if you did, you won't make it. You didn't know where you were. You wouldn't know where to go.
"You..you're not Barbatos" you cried out,horrified looking into his red eyes
Barbatos eyes are green.
[0000]
"Too late" taking his hands off you,
You fell.
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