#ugh fuck this ship it makes me weak

[birdbeep1s]

Not very durable, are y'?

Durable enough.

or: don't talk to Celean about pailing in public or he'll tell you to piss off (including his captain, who belongs to @rusttbuckett )

#my art #ice cold tea doodles #traditional sketch #homestuck #homestuck oc #homestuck fantroll #i am SO DAMN HAPPY with how this turned out #Apollo is too damn big UGH they're in love like ACTUAL LOVE!!! #fuck quadrants these two would just be tied together like a ship to its anchor #and don't even get me STARTED ON THEIR KIDS!!!! #they make me weak #Ranny <3 #Celean Merope #Apollo <3 #the captain and his first mate

[pinkandpurple360]

How do u feel about the ship blitzo x fizzarolli x ozzie

I am. I am. Um. very normal about them anon…very normal indeed. Tune into my…many normal thoughts…

Don’t blame me! blame how fuckin fun headcanons and interpretations are!

Asmodeus: You kept him safe when I wasn’t able to. I trust that, thank y—

Blitzø: Hold it, hold it Royal Big Man. This is all muscle memory to me and the least I can do to thank you both for letting me even be here. You did that. You kept him safe when I wasn’t able to. For years. You helped him save himself. You helped him build himself up when I was the one who…when I was too weak to show him how amazing he is, how likeable and talented and funny and kind and.. I was too cowardly to give him the love he deserves, you give him that now. So. Thank you. For giving him his smile back.

You never forget your first love…and sometimes you can see traces of him in your final love…💕

If you love him let him go…even if it hurts, even if it’s agony, fucking agony to see him in the arms of another man. But his smile is worth it. What you could have had will haunt you forever, But you’ll be damned if anyone threatens the love this beautiful person has earned in your absence💘

Blitz: I will flirt with you baby 😘 oh I see you have a boyfriend? I will flirt with both of you then babies 🌹

It really works doesn’t it???

Their chemistry was great throughout. We have three complex character dynamics at once!! A first love that went wrong and a rekindling friendship, a beautiful romance, and two sex positive dudes who swing both ways (probably Oz does) and have built a friendship of mutual respect and love for someone they both care about, in a record time of under two minutes. Oz and Blitz having mutual respect and not fear, similar dirty humour they can bounce off eachother to fluster Fizz with. They’re both protective of Fizz, both tough guys who melt exclusively around him. And will fucking destroy anyone who looks at him wrong. They both just want him to smile and never be upset. Like honestly it’s cute as fuck and can be a very healing ot3 after a lifetime of some very toxic stuff…Millie and Moxie have been the crutch for too long.

Personally I feel like Blitz has always been polyamorous and wanting to be a throuple but looking in all the wrong places. And the show vilifies his polyamory by framing it as a creepy pansexual trying to ruin a good marriage. Ugh. I wish they would allow polyamory to be a positive thing for once.

(The way in-canon he hurt and traumatised Fizz even accidentally makes me halt honestly, that’s why I don’t think canonising it is good—but the hcs and fic ideas?? Go nuts!!) Let Blitz be wholesome for the first time ever!!

I also adore their potential storytelling - In Oops, I was watching Blitz like a fuckin hawk because he has never been so honest about his feelings without hiding behind personas, and he’s so much quieter than I realised.

I headcanoned that his real not show biz personality is much quieter and softer than we think. And his bite is just masked worry about you and if you really do see your own worth.

He speaks to Fizz the way he only spoke to Moxie at the end of Truth Seekers, sans the truth gas. Cause he’s just that close to him even after all this time, even when Fizz hates his guts, Blitz says get your fucking shit stained claws off him. He protects him. PROTECTS HIM MID-ARGUMENT. Anyone who says he’s a tsundere isn’t paying attention. He initiates protective physical contact, the love and concern radiates from him uncontrollably in his expressions and his body language. Even his angry talk is nothing but concern trying to figure out if Fizz is being taken advantage of or not. Of course I have to be a salty bish and say compare this to LooLoo Land where he needs to be convinced to show up with financial pay, despises the physical contact, is disgusted by the unwanted advances, tries to avoid completely. (TO BE WITH A ROBOT FAKE OF THE PERSON HE REALLY LOVES) Lmaoooo defending Fizz’s honour even when he’s not there help——-

#helluva boss #fizzarolli x asmodeus #blitzfizz #blitz x fizz x Ozzie #Flitzarozzie #I think (?) #shipping

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

My guy, you are barely alive.

Your ministers are right, please pick an heir.

***

Ah. Parents who bury their chilren break my heart.

Adopting a heir means making it official that his son is really dead 😢

***

I've known him for two minutes, why are there tears in my eyes 😭

***

Shut up, you have worms for brains.

You are not fit to wipe the floor Gu Tingye walks on.

***

Isn't this the guy from Guardian?

I've never actually watched him in anything, I just stanned by proxy through my mutuals' blogs.

***

OH!! THIS IS THE EMPRESS FROM EVER NIGHT!!

She was also in Love like the Galaxy. She's just stupid beautiful, I can't stop staring when she's on screen. Anwyway, hiiiiiiiiii 😍

***

LMAO, I love him and his good-natured, smiley face already!

***

LOL, did her stupid ass steal it?

This woman just refuses to give me roles where I can stan her. I am so READY but she picks characters that are simply the worst.

***

LMAO, I am so glad I live in a time when I can find this hilarious 🤣🤣

With that said, if these people were living in 2024, there is zero doubt in my mind that Molan would have found a way to implicate herself by secretly saving nudes on his phone or something equally ridiculous.

***

And the servants are getting beaten again because someone has to take the fall for the misdeeds of the gentry 😕

***

Listen, my dude, I'm stanning you by proxy as it is. Keep getting between my ship and I will unstan you so fast, istg.

***

Hmmm... I'm worried he may have just killed that servant instead.

Accusing a young lady of setting a servant up is not going to go down well.

***

OH FFS.

AGAIN?

***

Ugh, he annoys me.

MY GUY, UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY INTENDING TO MARRY HER AND ALREADY HAVE YOUR FULL FAMILY ON BOARD FOR THIS, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE.

He can get her into so much shit with this garbage. She is a low-level daughter of a weak family, there is zero chance he can get parents to approve of her being his legal wife.

***

Oh, sweetheart 😢

You will have the BEST BEST BEST of husbands of any woman in your generation!

***

So, both her sisters are going to be shitty.

Hell family.

***

I AM INCENSED 🤬🤬

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AND HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT, PRAY TELL?

***

If he really does end up marrying her, I will riot.

***

Oh my god 😬😬

Here's to hoping that at least her brothers are cool.

***

Second-what, now? 🤨

#the story of minglan #tsoml spoilers #tsoml ep05

[thatonebirdwrites]

ugh

I woke up crying and so damn depressed. And wondering why I write or draw or create anything. It's just one of those days. It doesn't help that my health is poor -- as in the pain and fatigue has been horrible, and even finishing a chapter to throw up on AO3 didn't net me a boost of serotonin like it usually does. Comments start to fade when a work gets a little too long I've been noticing. Didn't help that my dreams were filled with dying on a besieged space station that was slowly losing air. While the only person on the planet that cared struggled to convince superheroes to save me -- except they wouldn't because I had said 'depicting a genocide like it's an action movie just for the sake of showing it is fucked up.' Weird-ass dream. Though my opinion hasn't changed. Depicting a genocide like it's a fun action sequence where the showrunner is literally on record saying he always wanted to "see" the genocide in his favorite childhood show = fucked up. Oh, while I'm at it, the original showed the aftermath of genocide and how much it harms people for generations in a way that honors those who died, and doesn't turn it into action-porn. It discussed generational trauma and explored how we should never forget or let go of the past, but instead honor and remember it so that we fight to make sure it never happens again, so that the future we build is better and more equitable than before. The 'let's depict a genocide for funsies' showrunner took that nuanced message and threw it out the window; instead had one of the protagonists say: "Let the past go." Then had a whole plot arc about how the weak need to get stronger in order to fight oppression (also fucked up view). Anyway, in my dream, those opinions meant no superhero wanted to rescue me as I was dying on a besieged space station. Sounds about real I suppose. Bonus points if you know what shows I'm talking about. I don't dare tag it because I'd rather not get hate mail. I get enough of that for being disabled, trans, and a writer of wlw ships. But yes, today is my 'I'm pretty isolated and depressed' day. So I'm watching a Norwegian livestream of a train and crying into vegan ice cream.

#idk why i wrote this

[shootingstarrfish]

Omg hiii I looove oversharing about my blorbos 😋

Anyway Simeon is my favorite guy ever and has been since the beginning I'm completely obsessed with him bc he's literally perfect tell my WHY on gods green earth he's always getting swept under the rug. Why does this man never get any attention and when he does why is he mischaracterized. He's got it all. He's tall and handsome in kind of an ethereal effeminate way, he's sweet and kind but not a pushover, he's one of the most tragic characters in the game, he's the perfect muse for a religious trauma arc, a corruption arc, a "the calm collected one who's always having a good time finally snaps and goes apeshit" arc, I mean come on. Come on. Every time I remember that his main sin is wrath despite him being SO chill and gentle on the outside I want to giggle a little bit. My beautiful princess with identity issues and slutty waist I'm so sorry everyone ignores you

Solomon though. I don't remember how I felt about him at first (other than lots of gender envy) but he wasn't a favorite until I came back to the fandom after being absent for ages. Like damn this man is everything. He's so complicated /pos that I cant even articulate why I love him so much but he's so well written (maybe one of the only ones who are written halfway decently) and SO tragic. The way he's so desperately in love with the mc and is forced to watch them go for literally anyone else but would still do anything for them and ask for nothing but a little bit of loyalty in return is scrumptious. Also the way immortality just kinda fucks you up after a while when you're only human. I've been very tempted to put him in a poly ship with my mc and Simeon bc he deserves it but for now he just has to watch from afar as the man he loves endlessly makes out with his best friend that he also kinda sorta has a little crush on bc making the gays suffer brings me copious amounts of joy. He's also the "always totally calm and collected no matter what but actually has really strong feelings that he works to keep in check" type like Simeon and I love that for him. One of the fics I'm reading has him once become so panicked over the MC's wellbeing that he completely loses his composure. Yelling, trembling, the whole nine yards and it was fucking glorious, I love seeing characters like him break.

Also I have to talk a little about Lucifer. He's not generally a favorite but I just think it's funny how I went from hating his guts bc I thought he was an asshole to to liking him a lot bc I have a weak spot for big brother characters. He loves his family so so so much and just has trouble showing it properly!! He's still an asshole and an uptight prick but I like that about him now. My mc had the same development with him as I did, he went from "I hate this motherfucker I wanna kill him also he kinda scares me" to "this is my big brother we are holding hands :)" in the span of like a year and a half and it's really funny. Lucifer thought he was finally getting a sensible housemate and friend but ended up getting another insufferable, headache indicung little brother figure instead. Also I kinda have a non canon ship between him and my MC's father bc the idea is SO funny but also a little cute bc they compliment each other real well. My mc would become homophobic so fast if he found out and thinking about it is incredibly entertaining

thank u for oversharing teehee <333

the side characters are sooo fun and interesting i wish so badly that theyd get to be ever so slightly less on the side :,D

the dynamic between your mc and simeon and solomon PAIN UGH i love it.. <333 my heart hurts for solo but the yearning.... MMM

and absolutely felt about lucifer, i wish i could hate him and leave it at that but he makes it so hard. i have such a complicated relationship with this man but i cant bring myself to genuinely hate him hahaha

#ask box #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me

[theresthesnitch]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Thank you so much for the tag @brandileigh2003. The tag came at just the perfect time for me to do it right now.

Username: theresthesnitch

1. How many works do you have on A03?

theresthesnitch has 110 😉

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count?

1,402,230

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Harry Potter, but mostly Marauders.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Step & Repeat

Three Strikes 'til you're out

Bathed in the Moonlight

One More to Love

Ignite

5. Do you respond to comments?

Gods, I try to, but I'm really bad about saving them for later and getting overwhelmed by how much I have to respond to.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Dusk, so far.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics end "happy" but I think Wishes on Stars leaves you with the happiest feeling.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

A bit, yeah.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes, obviously. What kind is such an odd question. What is this asking?

I mostly write M/M and M/F. I also write a lot of M/M/M. I've written F/F and M/F/M and M/M/M/M/M/M/M (lmao had to count) and F/M/M/M and I've written some trans smut (idk that there's anything posted. I've also written vanilla sex and varieties of kink sex.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Nope, not my thing.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've had a few people approach me about translating things, but I've never seen oen posted for my works.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

YES! I love cowriting.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

.... rude of you to make me pick one. I guess Wolfstar, but you're on thin fucking ice questionaire!

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Gods, SO many. I've got a whole abandoned folder.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm really good at building to the intense gotcha moments. ALSO, I'm really good at remembering stupid little details to carry on.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Starting new things before I finish old things.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I definitely have, but it's SO HARD. Without having some working knowledge of the langauge, you're relying on either Google translate (which, ugh) or finding people who are willing to help you translate. Usually, I aim for French, but I've also done a Spanish in sal y limón.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Oooooof. Making me pick is so rude. Probably Wishes on Stars

@puuvillaa @mostlyoptimisticdinosaur @tracingpatternswrites tag you're it (if you wanna)

#snitch was tagged #fic writer asks

[cassthecringe]

i am so curious about your pucci thoughts...

I AM SO FUCKING SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THIS ASK OH MY FUCKING GOD my life has been crazy lately but still i am So Sorry

okay so basically i love pucci we have to kill him. here is a list of my thoughts in no particular order

he makes me so ill like genuinely he is one of the most well written jojo characters ever and DEFINITELY the most well written villain. like holy shit. i think a lot about how weather said the evilest of people are those who think they are good and how that relates to pucci oh my GOD it makes me sick. pucci like many villains are a "ends justify the means" kinda guy like while he was cruel at many points i truly think he was jsut like, yes this is a moment of weakness but it wont matter because im going to fix it. i think aobut how he really thought he was going to save everyone. he was going to save perla. he was going to save dio. he was going to save himself. and thinking baout things from his side, like, oh my god. dio was his only friend. we the audience know that dio groomed him (not necessarily sexually but still grooming) and even though dio did seem to grow to truly care for pucci, he didnt care enough to not use him for his plan to restart the world -- but PUCCI didnt know that. im sure he had inklings and feelings like he's not NAIVE, im sure he KNEW dio was using him at SOME point, but it wouldnt change the fact dio still eventually saw him and was his friend either way. it wouldnt change the fact that he would do this one thing for his only friend, even if his only friend BECAME his friend in the first place just to make him fulfill this task. god dio and pucci's relationship is so insane i hate hate hate that people boil it down to just shipping LIKE THERE WAS RESENTMENT THERE WAS ANGER THERE WAS SO MUCH LOVE AND HALF OF IT WAS LOVE FOR WHAT THE OTHER COULD DO FOR HIM INSTEAD OF JUST HIM HIMSELF . LIKE FUCK'S SAKE im sick of ppl putting a romantic spin on everything and YES this is half me being aromatnic but also COME ON. and that's not even getting into the fact dio and pucci's relationship is supposed to parallel jolyne and jotaro's/jolyne and jonathan's. but anyway

god he loved his sister so much man it makes me sick he jsut wanted her safe man. after everything....i choose to believe his final thoughts were of perla. it's why he was begging for everything he did to have meant SOMETHING -- please let if have meant perla got a good life in whatever universe the world will end up in. i like to believe she did. he won't be there to see it. oh god he wont be there ot see it. fuck. maybe that was for the best in his mind anyway

his drama and tragedy aside he's also the funniest guy in the entire world. why the hell is a catholic priest wearing gucci. well i guess that answers the question but still. he is so fucking funny he is not even subtle about it he is LITERALLY like EOUGH DONT TOUCH MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER PANTS and then he kicks a cop to his death for it. he's so fucking funny i love him so much. i love that whitesnake is independent enough to have its own personality and he and pucci get into spats sometimes OS FUCKING FUNNY. MFW I ARGUE WITH MY OWN SOUL.

also my disdain for shipping culture aside i cannot deny that pucci is a homophobic homosexual. he and jotaro totally banged a couple times and awkwardly called it off when pucci first sees jotaro's birthmark and he's like oh no. SO FUCKING FUNNY

ugh sorry i jsut want to go back to this point he's so smart he's so Aware of how people work and connect he's always had a fine sense for it (do you believe in gravity...) OUGH like there's no WAY HE DIDN'T KNOW DIO WAS USING HIM BUT HE STILL LOVED DIO AND I THINK BEYOND THAT. I THINK HE TRUY BELIEVED WHAT DIO WAS SAYING. I THINK HE TRULY BELIEVED OKAY EVEN IF DIO HAS HIS OWN MOTIVES HERE, THIS END IS JSUT. SO I WILL KEEP FOLLWOING ALONG. LIKE. I. i truly think he thought this would save everyone, especially perla. ohuogh my god PUCCIIIIIIIIIIIII

in short, he makes me sick we have to kill him. i like him a lot

#cass cries

[bombcollar]

I was tagged by @go-go-devil!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I currently have 151.

2. What is your AO3 wordcount?

327,526

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently the most recent fics I wrote have been for Cadence of Hyrule but I've also recently written for Iconoclasts and Pokemon.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

The Ferris Wheel (Bugsnax, Snorplo) - 248

Gemini (Bugsnax, body horror) - 169

Imitation Beef (Bugsnax, continuation of a canon scene) - 165

Imago (Elden Ring, Miquella wakes up as a big bug) - 154

Field Notes (Bugsnax, AU, cosmic horror) - 148

5. Do you respond to comments?

I always try to, even if it's just to say thanks.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh god probably one of my bugsnax fics... bugsnax really was ripe for angst. Both One Last Dance and Weary end in the implication that everybody has succumbed to the snax. I tend to leave things on more ambiguous notes than angsty, so even if the characters are in a sad or desperate situation it's uncertain what's going to happen to them next.

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Sleep is Dark Souls III fic that implies the age of dark is actually a good thing and Lorian and Lothric survive to see it after all they've been through. I know I have written other happy things but this one is very hopeful.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I've gotten a couple shitty comments or ones where I was just like, I have no idea what you're trying to communicate to me, but they're extremely rare and I just delete them if I do get them.

9. Do you write smut? If so, which kind?

I do not write smut. Just not my thing.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest crossover you’ve ever written?

Not often, I have a few Fromsoft crossovers but I did write a Bugsnax/Nier Automata fic that never got finished. That's Between My Teeth.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes, quite a few. Ao3 user Dashana in particular has translated a number of my Iconoclasts fics to Russian. I will probably never say no to having a fic translated if it helps it reach a larger audience, especially because I tend to pick niche fandoms or subjects.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have, with @malicious-fisheeves and with @wheeled-jack as well as some other friends who don't really use tumblr.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I really don't feel that strongly about ships much of the time but I do really like Wally/May from Pokemon RSE/ORAS and Gwyndolin/Darkmoon Knightess from Dark Souls.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Ugh I have this Mochi Mayhem rewrite thing in the works but I just can't seem to make any progress on it. I may put it out there unfinished but the problem is I have a big chunk of the beginning done and then a scene at the very end and nothing in the middle lmao.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I've been told I'm really good at building dread. I personally think I'm good at writing platonic and familial character relationships, and writing characters who might be antagonists but who are complex and sympathetic.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I have some trouble when it comes to writing incidental side characters that might serve a purpose for one scene but aren't really that important.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I really enjoy writing dialogue, it's one of my favorite parts of the process.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

I wrote a Rayman 3 fic about some OCs of mine probably back in 2003 or something. It was about these griffin-like creatures that had the powerups tested on them and it fucked them up because they were flesh and blood rather than made of cloth like the Hoodlum enemies are. They were trying to escape the facility they were kept in. Unfortunately I do not think it's still posted on my old ff.net account so it may be lost media.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

I'll always be extremely proud of Monarch Sunrise (the bugsnax timeskip cruise fic) for the sheer scale of it (as far as my fics go) and for all the help I had plotting and editing it.

This is a tough question to answer though because I'm really happy with many of them. I'd say my favorite thing I've written lately is Lyre Lyre, my Octavo backstory fic, because I think it does a good job of laying out his situation in a concise and entertaining manner, like he's telling this story to a crowd.

as for tagging folks uhhh how about @wheeled-jack @mumagi @disco-descent

#ask games

[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Do you think we have any hope for Jelly being endgame for season 3? I'm guessing it's the final season if it's I need them to be endgame they're the main relationship of the series to me If it's not endgame why would I invest my time on season 3? Even if the cheating plot doesn't happen that still won't make the season good. You expect me to see Belly end up with this toxic jerk again and have Jere hurt again? Imagine watching the love of your life getting married to your brother ugh that would be the worst ending for Jeremiah Conrad doesn't really have anything with Belly all he does is same some corny ass line and it never lands the jelly relationship is more developed imo Conrad never wants her unless she' interested in someone else it's annoying didn't like him in the books don't in the show team Jelly forever.

I have no plans of watching s3 personally. And I'll wait for the season to finish before checking out who they ended up making the endgame. And apparently (due to the strikes I guess?) s3 will be out like after 2 years. Anyways as much as I hope Jenny has realised how bad of a look bonrad endgame is, Conrad is still hella romanticised and I don't trust her for delivering jelly endgame.

Exactly my point, there's no reason for making Belly end up with a toxic guy and romanticising it.

I feel that in a way, Jere did the right thing walking away knowing he'll never be appreciated but ugh does it break my heart to know that he's never appreciated enough 💔

Exactly, jelly has EVERY single thing under the sun going on for them, like every cute trope, best lines. Best friends to lovers, angst, mutual pining, telepathy, deep conversations, attraction, care, love, not to mention the chemistry & acting of Gavin and Lola. And like Jere has boundaries but still lets her bejeweled. Like how am I supposed to resist this ship!?! Jenny really did give them the best of everything (and then took it away and made them tragic lol)

While all bonrad has is infinity necklace (and Taylor songs in the bg in the show) lol

THIS!!! EVEN S1 Belly realised and acknowledged and admitted this that Conrad doesn't like her but likes that she is into him and chasing him. Plus every meaningful conversation esp to be clear on where they stand was initiated by Belly. Imo if tsitp was a one season show, it would make so much sense and provide a great plot twist and ending to make jelly the endgame and have it ended there. Like season 1 was amazing, it had Belly call out Conrad's bs and we finally had jelly only for the last scene to fuck it up.

I HATE HATE HATE that they erased all character development of Belly for a weak and toxic male character & romanticised a man who breadcrumbs her, is never emotionally available, hurts her and dare I say only sees her as a competition (coz I'm sick of twitter bonrad stans accusing Jere of this competition bs when if it's any brother who does this, it's clearly Conrad. Like all their accusations on Jere are literally a bunch of projections).

#thank you for sending this ask #tsitp #team jelly #bellyjere

[maryeve-the-bitch]

ship: FrUK

Words: 555

WW2 Background but nothing violent.

"You're not allowed to die." England said. "Not if I'm not the one killing you."

France snorted at that comment. He couldn't sleep with the noises and alarms from the outside world so he found himself sitting next to his arch enemy on the hard bed, sharing a cigarette.

"C'était quand la dernière fois que tu as dormi?" (When was the last time you slept?) France couldn't help to notice the huge bags under England's eyes.

"Last night." He answered dryly, stealing the cigarette from Francis' mouth and breathing into it.

France squinted at him, not from the rude way he took the cigarette from him, but hoping to get the real answer from England.

"Ugh. one hour of sleep is still better than none, frog." He breathed.

"You and I both know it's not enough." Francis told him.

"Fuck off. How am I supposed to sleep with all these noises?" Arthur replied.

Although his exhaustion made him crankier and more anxious than usual, he still tried to hide his weaknesses. Francis being one of them, even though he barely admitted it to himself. He couldn't sleep at night in fear of losing him. What if he woke up the next morning and that was the last time he saw Francis? God Arthur wished he didn't care that much about this bloody frog.

Francis, in the other hand, looked way too calm for a nation whose half of his people was under the Germans' power. The frenchman gently took his cigarette back.

"J'imagine que je suis à la mer. j'entends les vagues frapper le sable comme une femme jouant de la harpe. Elle laisse l'eau se glisser comme la soie frôlant mon corps lorsque je l'enfile.

J'imagine un feu brûler dans un foyer lors d'une journée froide. Les flammes dançante qui m'enivrent de chaleur. Laissant entendre son doux cripitement dans la chambre."

(I imagine that I'm at sea. I hear the waves crashing on the sand like a woman playing the harp. The water sliding on it like silk against my skin.

I imagine a burning fire on a cold day. I drink of its dancing flames covering me with warmth. Hearing its sweet crackling around the room.)

Hearing Francis' voice usually frustrates Arthur, but that time, it soothed him like a cat purring on his chest, making his eyes feeling heavier.

After a glance at the Englishman, Francis took a last drag of his cigarette and threw the butt on the ground.

"I let you sleep now." As Francis was about to stand up from the bed, a hand grabbed his wirst. He turned his head to Arthur as their eyes met. All France could see was exhaustion from his eyes and perhaps some kind of sadness?

He laid beside Arthur on the twin bed, barely fitting them both. Arthur didn't mind, at least, not tonight. He knew having France next to him would calm his mind and hopefully catch more than 3 hours of sleep.

Francis watched the other close his eyes, looking way more relaxed than 30 minutes before. He had to admit sleeping close to Arthur warm him faster and comfort him to sleep.

Was he scared of tomorrow and the days to come? Absolutely. But he knew England was beside him and would do everything he could to protect him.

#fruk #aph fruk #hws fruk #aph france #aph england #hws france #hws england #tw #ww2 #background mostly #WWII

[dat-carovieh]

Bite me cat

Ship: Lambert/Aiden

Rating: T

Wordcount: 685k

Tags: Fighting, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Biting, Getting Together, First Kiss

Read on AO3

“What the fuck where you thinking, Lambert? You can’t say that to our contractors,” Aiden yelled while he threw his bag on the ground, on the clearing they had just arrived on to make camp.

“They where fuckin assholes, so yes I can say that,” Lambert yelled back, still furious from the encounter earlier.

“Yes, I know, you can say fucking everything you want and don’t care that they don’t pay us, but then you complain, when we have to sleep in the woods again and have nothing to eat. And I have to put up with you being irritate! If you could just shut your mouth and leave the talking to me.” He was mad about his friend but even more about the stupid villagers who wanted to trick them and pay only half of what was agreed upon. And then Lambert had lost his temper with them so Aiden had to drag him away as the villagers had started throwing stones at them. That way they had ended up without any pay.

“Ugh, bite me, cat,” Lambert said annoyed and rolled his eyes. With two quick steps Aiden was up in his space, pulled him closer and actually sank his teeth in Lambert’s neck. His hand moved in his hair and grabbed hold there, pulling Lambert’s head to the side.

“Fuck… that… that was not what I meant,” Lambert breathed. He grabbed Aiden’s shoulder to hold himself up, because his knees had suddenly gone weak.

“Oh not? Sorry,” Aiden answered with a smirk.

“That doesn’t mean you should stop,” Lambert growled.

Aiden wrapped his arms around Lambert’s hip and pulled his whole body against him and sank his teeth in the smaller man’s neck again. Lambert tried to conceal his little moan but Aiden still heard it and Lambert could feel the lip curl against his neck in a wicked smirk. Damn cat. The stubble from days on the road was scratching over the soft skin, making him shiver.

Aiden let go of his neck and only with difficulty, Lambert was able to suppress a disappointed sound. A second later he was pushed back until he hit a tree and Aiden’s body was pressed against his, the golden eyes, that where so similar to his own staring at him.

“I’m going to kiss you now, at least if you don’t have any objections,” Aiden said cheeky. Lambert’s thoughts spun. Yes, he wanted Aiden to kiss him and he wanted him to never let go. This was to much for him right now, he felt frozen, no idea how to deal with that kind of affection. He wanted it, he wanted Aiden to touch him, he wanted to touch Aiden, everything at once and somehow, he was scared. No one had ever looked at him like that… with so much want, with so much… love?

Now his knees really gave up under him and he slid down the tree, out of Aiden’s grip, his knees hitting the ground. Aiden followed him quickly with a concerned look.

“Lambert? I’m sorry, if I misinterpreted, I didn’t mean to…,” he started. Lambert grabbed his shoulders.

“No, please, kiss me,” he pressed out. It had always been hard for him to ask for something he wanted and now more then ever but he could not risk Aiden leaving him now. Aiden carefully touched his cheek and he instinctively leaned against the hand, his thumb brushed over Lambert’s lip before he finally leaned in and captured Lambert’s mouth with his. Lambert’s arms moved around Aiden, his fingers tangling up in the shoulder length hair. He felt like he was drowning and holding on to Aiden was the only way to stay safe.

“I’m sorry, about earlier,” Lambert whispered against Aiden’s lips.

“Oh, look the wolf can actually apologize,” Aiden teased.

“Don’t go there now. Just kiss me.” And Aiden did.

“That doesn’t mean I’m not still mad at you,” Aiden said between kisses.

“Whatever,” Lambert answered. They could talk about this later.

#Lambden #Lambert x Aiden #my writing #my Witcher writing #The Witcher #Lambden Fic

[asyouleft]

Thank you @ctrsara for the tag! I'm pretty sure I've done this one before but why not! \o/

How many works do you have on AO3?

96! But I have a lot of stuff on LJ that I never moved over to A03 and I recently discovered I put up a few fics on FF.net that I never moved over either, haha.

What’s your total AO3 word count?

1,249,703!

What fandoms do you write for?

In my fanfic career, I have written: Marvel Comics, X-Men, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Torchwood, Stargate Atlantis, Marvel (Irondad), Heartstopper and a few misc ones in other fandoms.

I recently found a Boy Meets World fic I wrote like 15 years ago, so that's fun. Have no memory of writing it!

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Five Time Faculty Members Had to Call Peter's Emergency Contact + One Time He Shows Up Anyway

Five Times Tony Stark's Fabled Intern Just Showed Up + One Time He Was Invited

The Hero of Our Own Story

There Is Always One Last Light To Turn Out

For We Are Bound by Symmetry

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes, all of them! It's usually just a thank you <3 but I will talk to people if they talk back.

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hm, I think it's If You Find That You Feel Lost, I'll Be Your Ticket Back.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

lol, I mean, all of them end pretty hopeful, yeah? That's the best I can do.

Do you get hate on fics?

On a few of them, yeah. People can think what they want, I know sometimes I walk a thin line when it comes to the "happy" bits or I sometimes make characters a little more unlikeable (I mean I consider it more realistic) but I sometimes get push back on it. Usually it's when I'm doing Irondad and they are like aren't father/son within seconds of seeing each other, lol. Opps, sorry I like realism in my superhero fics!

On Edge of Your Name, some people found Charlie unrealistic but I didn't think so at all.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes! Slash mostly but I've done het and femslash in the past.

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not really! Maybe one day I'll consider it

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

A looooooooong time ago, someone poached a SGA fic I wrote and posted in, get this, in an LJ community I posted it in originally, lol.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

YES! Oh my god I was so excited, two fics of mine are in RUSSIAN. HOW COOL?

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! Me and @royalhearthuff did a chapter in their, Through The Years Narlie fic and me and @brbrbeatrice are hovering around a Narlie colab right now too. <333333

I'm also open to collabs!

What’s your all time favorite ship?

Ugh, so hard to answer this because I have so, so many OTPs, lol. I mean McShep is always at the top of my heart, but Narlie since it's fucking canon and oh yeah Ineffable Husbands will never not make my 12 year old heart beat faster.

What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Hm, there are a few. I've got an Irondad that's a Tony presumed dead that I'd like to get finished but it's so hard to keep Tony Stark presumed dead and not escape wherever he's at.

I've got a Charlie at uni fic that I really want to eventually finish but I lose steam on it everytime I try!

What are your writing strengths?

I think I can do dialogue pretty well at this point, I think I've mastered the flow of it.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Everything else? Ha.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I don't, lmao. I mean, I have but it's only small things that I can google.

First fandom you wrote for?

I think it was honestly something like Rainbow Brite or X-Men comics, to be honest. I also may have written self insert Power Ranger fics and Inspector Gadget lol oh and Captain Planet.

Don't judge me lol I was writing fic before I really understood what I was writing. I just liked adding myself into adventures with my favorite characters!

Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

I dunno, it's so hard to pick sometimes. I really love my SGA Disaster It Strikes On a Daily Bases, for Irondad it's always Just An Intern and I think I'm obsessed with my Narlie, And You Know For Me It's Always You.

And I tag whomever wants to do this because tagging people gives me anxiety.

#fanfic asks #fanfic

[ahsoka-its-all-of-us]

Orchestra project week means no regular teaching so I can watch The Mandalorian Chapter 23 now already!

And, as usual, scream incoherently about it:

Obligatory when the fuck will Kallus show up before we start

Listen I still think Sabine should have the darksaber and lead the Mandalorians, but chances of her appearing here have probably slimmed what with her role in the Ahsoka show

Bitch whose name I keep forgetting, what is your game?!?

Ugh probes

Fucking Moff Gideon. We all knew he would reappear, but I still hate him

That ray-shielded walkway is fucking rad though, I want that in my house

Where is Thrawn in that meeting?!?

YESSSSSSS HE GETS MENTIONED

Okay so project Necromancer is indeed Palpatine being cloned

BRENDOL HUX

Hux’s father?!?

What is the problem with all the Mandalorians being clustered on their own world? Wouldn’t it actually distract them from whatever Moff Gideon doesn’t want them to do?

Lmaooo Mando’s why the fucking intimidation with that cruiser, that’s so unnecessary

Awkward family reunion vibes 😂 and Greef only makes it worse by showing up with one bottle of booze

GROGU GETS A DROID EXOSKELETON I AM DYING

OH MY GOD A TODDLER IN A MACHINE THEY FUCKING NAILED IT

DIN VERSUS TODDLER PUBERTY I AM LIVING FOR IT

Really starting to catch feelings for Bo/Armourer here

Oh more Mando’s? Are they gonna tell us what happened to clan Wren and Fenn Rau?

Oh Bo dropping bombs lol

“Are they Death Watch?” dude you’re talking to one of the former leading members of Death Watch

YES DIN SPEAK YOUR TRUTHS

Still think it should be Sabine. There has to be a reason we got that moment in Rebels where Bo and Fenn discuss being impressed by her

Let me guess, the Gauntlet breaks the rain to find Moff Gideon attacking their ship

VIBROKNIFE YESSSSSS

GROGU YES

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT

Grogu the true Uniter of Mandalore

Bendu?

No oki just mythosaur I guess

Fr though if the Mandalorians are busy battling the mythosaur, why would Moff Gideon bother with them? Unless it’s the mythosaur he’s after, just like with the Zillo Beast…?

See I knew the beskar had something to do with Moff Gideon, not just the Mando’s

Have I mentioned that I love the music of this show? Because I do

DIN NO

MOFF FUCKING GIDEON

Wearing a horned helmet because ofc he does

Waiting for one of the troopers to take off his helmet and reveal being Kallus undercover to save the day

PAZ NO

OH COME ON

I had just started liking him ;-;

Interestingly enough no usage or mention of Sabine’s Duchess, a known weakness of using beskar armour 🤔

#the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian #alexsandr kallus #sabine wren #moff gideon #mitth'raw'nuruodo #sheev palpatine #brendol hux #armitage hux #greef karga #Grogu #Din djarin #Bo-katan kryze #the armourer #Bo-katan/armourer #mythosaur #bendu #zillo beast #paz viszla

[jenyifer]

Dangerous romance 7/10 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Lists I’d Put It In: So much potential, Sports, Slice of Life

Review: There is a lot of things I like about dangerous romance but the cons makes it so that I’d likely not watch it again.

Pros the actors main and side were fan fucking tastic. Perth can be so intimidating bratty sexy and on the other hand just a sweet little puppy. I love how funny he made Kang just adding flare. Chimon baby of OffGun of course I watched this show mainly for him. Sailom is basically a hop skip and jump away from Wave from the gifted Sassy Smart Secertly extremely caring and gushy. I’m hoping Chimon’s roles always involve sass it’s his signature. GIVE PAPANG AND PEPPER A BIGGER BL ROLE AND VIEWJUNE ALL OF MY MONEY. MarcPawin really surprised me as well I wasn’t expecting much because I just watched my gear your gown. The grandma was precious. Euro and JJ were great comic relief I wish there had been more of them. I wish there was more I made a post before this 12th ep saying how I’d fix the series in detail. So I’m gonna boil it down here. The ships should have been more interlocked with eachother. The editing made the show boring. Why did we have so many flashbacks and lingering shots. I love a pretty scene but they took so long and we needed extra interlocking scenes for all the ships. Ugh I can see how this show would have been great with just a few changes which makes it so frustrating. Anyways more about the ships after the break

First Perth and Chimon are not at fault for this I’m talking about editing and story. I adore KangSailom they had good potential but it felt like it got every trope imaginable enemies to lovers, poor boy rich boy, long standing unexplainable secret crush from childhood, tutor student, redemption arc, misunderstanding. AND YET IT FELT WEAK BECAUSE OF THE EDITING AND LACK OF OTHER CHARACTERS INTERACTION UNTIL THE VERY END.

Meanwhile audiences kept getting tiny precious glimpses of WONDERFUL side ships.

GuyNawa Idiot Sport boy for Idiot Sport boy with injury, enemies to lovers (really fully enemies), long standing crush was so incredibly beautiful and effective. I probably won’t have liked their plot too if it had been drawn out because I would have been missing the other side characters but what we got for them was perfect I’d rewatch their scenes again. I was much more impressed by MarcPawin this time I hope they get another series their kiss was thru the roof. They give me strong Sports Anime vibes made me miss Haikyuu.

Saifah and Name had the most potential to be a 10/10 ship. Papang and Pepper definitely need their flowers because the show didn’t give them a lot to work with. Their characters and storylines should have been worked in from the beginning. I wanted to want to cry for Saifah when he was taken away. I wanted to want Name to stay safe as he tried to protect Sailom and Saifah. But I felt like it was so rushed. We barely got to see what these characters had. But everything we did was leaning towards greatness a big brother who has done wrong in the past to get by trying to do ANYTHING for his brother even tho he’s in over his head and a bit of an idiot and mafia guy who sees his highschool friend again falls in love but is offered shit choices all around to his enviable conclusion and redemption. If only we had gotten them sooner and worked into Sailom’s plot more. I’m telling you it would have been stunning. I can see the vision.

I really love Pimfah. She is… a great female character. I talked about it already but great lesbian energy. I wish I had more. I wish Pimfah could have been worked more smoothly into Kang’s storyline after he decided to go after Sailom. The student teacher was precious. She is going to make a great teacher. I wish we got a spin off of what happens in London. But sadly the ship just didn’t have enough screen time.

I might rewatch the GuyNawa scenes again but the rest is probably a skip.

Bonus: Strangest kiss in the bathroom award goes to….

#dangerous romane the series #dangerous romance #drts #kanghansailom #perthchimon #guynawa #marcpawin #pimfah x napdao #viewjune #saifahname #papang phromphiriya #pepper phanuroj #Thai bl #bl review #Jenny’s watching #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #marc pahun #pawin thanik #view benyapa #june wanwimol

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

"I love public art! Don't mind us, keep doing what you're doing."

CINDY THE SKULL - "Thanks. I'm sure the inspiration will come to me now that I have an official RCM stamp of approval."

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - You've *lessened* her desire to deface the building.

3. "Do you know anything about the recent murder?"

CINDY THE SKULL - "I ain't no snitch, pigstein." She wrinkles her nose. "Go forth and forage in someone else's shit. No shortage of squealers in these parts."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Actually -- there is a shortage of people who talk to us in a normal, calm, informative manner."

CINDY THE SKULL - "We weren't put on this earth to make your life pleasant, fuck-o."

4. "So you won't talk about the murder -- but maybe you can tell me something about the murder victim's missing armour?"

CINDY THE SKULL - "What do I care about some fucking tin egg shells?"

"Isn't armour... art? Art for the, uhm, body?"

"C'mon, Cindy, just help me out here."

CINDY THE SKULL - "Ugh, alright, sad piggy. I'll give you this one -- I saw a little girl in the fishing village running around with military-grade hand-wear. Looked cute as hell."

"If you haven't been there, the village is a shithole down the coast from the main plaza." She waves her hand in a general westward direction. "Have a good time."

New task: Find the armoured gloves

"And there's a little girl wearing the gloves there?"

"Got it."

CINDY THE SKULL - "No-no. That's all the snitching Cindy the SKULL does for today. Actually, I don't even know why I told you what I just told you..."

"I have a weakness for animals. It's the animal-thing again. Damn it." She looks at you, a little sad suddenly.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Or a weakness for police officers, miss." He makes a note in his notebook. "Thank you either way."

4. "Catch you later, Cindy." [Leave.]

CINDY THE SKULL - "Watch your back, ungulate. You've got eyes on you."

By equipping the prybar, we can open this bin.

There's a coat inside.

SIGNAL-BLUE NAVAL COAT

+1 Suggestion: Aye, Captain! -1 Half-Light: Officerial poise

This classic double-breasted coat suits everyone - including you. And if you ever find yourself battling winds at the helmof a ship then the coat's heavy fabric has got your back... even if moths have left a few holes in it.

I decide not to equip it right now.

Inside, the frame of a motorcycle-in-repair and the tools used to disassemble it.

We walk past the entrance to the apartment building...

Looks like there was more construction here -- once, decades ago.

The belly of this boat shines like it was recently painted.

Docking reserved for residents of: Rue de Saint-Ghislaine 33A.

Your room in the Whirling isn't much bigger than this sloop.

This is worth more than you'll ever earn in all your life.

Shadows on the water... green plants under the calm surface.

JOYCE MESSIER - A striking woman leans against the cabin top of her sailing boat, smiling as you approach. Her green raincoat glistens with droplets, a silk scarf is tied around her throat.

"Good evening, officers, I'm Joyce." She extends her hand in greeting.

"Joyce L. Messier. I represent the board of Wild Pines -- the owners of the harbour. You gentlemen must be from the RCM..." She steps closer and holds out her hand over the railing.

"Joyce L? What does the 'L' stand for?"

"What exactly is the RCM? I remember hearing it from somewhere."

"What gave us away?"

Shake her hand.

Don't shake her hand.

JOYCE MESSIER - "Leyton, my maiden name." Her bony hand dangles from the sleeve of her oversized raincoat.

2. "What exactly is the RCM? I remember hearing it from somewhere."

JOYCE MESSIER - "Uhm..." She seems confused. "I meant *you* -- the Revachol Citizens Militia. The police."

3. "What gave us away?"

JOYCE MESSIER - "Nothing, honestly. I've said it to every drunk in town and you're the first one who's responded."

AUTHORITY [Medium: Success] - What is implied here?! That you're a *drunk*?!

4. "I'm not a drunk. I'm a police officer."

JOYCE MESSIER - "Of course you're not. It was only a joke."

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #cindy the skull #joyce messier

[castlesbyrs]

This is why people on tumblr shouldn't watch adult shows like succession - it's getting rave reviews for it's finale season, some of the best of the series. The consensus is that they are blowing tv out of the water... but you guys are sad and criticising the writing because you fictional ship doesn't kiss?? It feels like you watch a completely different show to the rest of the world? It's so far removed from the shows reality.

Lol ok anon. ‘Tumblr people’, where are you coming from, then?

And since you enjoy adult shows so much then enlighten me, a teenager, a youngster, guide me through the light.

Here’s my take AND HEY think whatever the fuck you want, I literally don’t care, I don’t come at ppl for what they think. That, I think, is childish. Anyway.

I don’t like this seasons writing. I have praised them until episode three and that has nothing to do with my ship, if the show is good, is good, period.

The show has always been good regardless of whatever is going on with the ship and I’ve always enjoyed regardless of tomgreg. The fact I think the writing in general is all over the place is related to my ship, yes, but it is not exclusive to them. My main problem rn with the show is that I feel it’s getting repetitive and boring. The shiv pregnancy plotline is weak, and I’m not talking about my ship, most ppl have agreed with the fact it’s a regression for the character and I have felt it hasn’t been well handled since.

Lots of plots are staying open and don’t seem like they will get closure, the tone is off, some of the characters are off and I can’t help feeling that I’m getting more and more and more… of the same.

For example, I didn’t like the ending of this episode with Ken on the water. I feel like I’ve seen it many times before on the show. In fact, I’ve seen it many times on the show.

So no, darling, it’s not just about my ship, and even if it was, it’s MY take on the show. I’m not a critic, I’m not an expert. A lot of people seem to be enjoying the show now just for the t*mshiv dynamics, why can’t I enjoy them for the tomgreg? I’m trying to enjoy everything else, in fact I enjoy LOTS of other things that I post about, but I’m not enjoying that plotline and it’s one of the show’s main plot lines right now so we can all agree it will have an impact on how I enjoy the show.

Im not up for hate and tg shippers seem to be getting a lot these last few days and honestly it’s so stupid, like I don’t enjoy people who post about t*mshiv and I just unfollow them and that’s it, why make fun of them? Send them hate? Why do that about an adult show? Ugh.

And just for the record: I don’t want them to kiss anon. In fact, I would kind of hate it. I want them to be WEIRD together because to me it’s the funniest thing about the show and oh how has it been lacking lately. They are a joy to watch for me.

It’s my blog and if you don’t like, block the tag or block me. Spare the hate.

Xoxo.

#tomgreg #oh I’m having fun with this