#ugh wake me up from the slimy gray fish ball and spoonful of chrain that make up paradise

[deadpanwalking]

do you ever feel like the guy standing in the corner of the room at the party thinking "they don't know i love gefilte fish"?

#anon i don't know what prompted this but you alone get me #yes it looks like cat food yes it tastes like cat food but are we not naughty cats on Hashem's counter knocking over His salt shaker #(before you ask my mom is galitzianer my dad is litvak so i defy the gefilte fish line binary because i will fuck with both kinds) #no rights for people who form gefilte fish opinions based on manischewitz though #if you're gonna serve it from a jar you might as well get the kind they have at the kosher grocery #but then again if you're at the kosher grocery store why not hit up the deli #ugh wake me up from the slimy gray fish ball and spoonful of chrain that make up paradise #food #jewish stuff #anonymous #assbox #fun fact: #this picture is an artifact from a convo with w-r like 4 months ago re: tom being the pesach goy at greg's dad's Gay Jewish Seder every year