#ughhh stop being cute mammon 😩

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Dating Mammon Headcannons~

Warnings: minor spoilers? I don’t think they even really count as “spoilers” but just in case!

— gn!reader x Mammon 🫧

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• will literally do and say anything to make everyone believe that he isn’t completely and utterly in love with you (even though he makes it blatantly obvious every time)

• man’s definitely bought a stuffed animal just to cuddle in his bed whenever you weren’t there with him. Just like Goldie, this stuffed animal kinda became a ‘must have’, and definitely one of his favorite objects.

• Once you and Mammon were in a official relationship, he clung to you like a koala on a branch. Grabbing onto your waist from behind you, or always nuzzling his face in the nape of your neck, he became extremely needy for his humans attention. He just couldn’t help himself!

• now, you’ve always had an inkling Mammon’s had feelings for you, but you never realized how serious they were to him until after you left the devildom, since your year stay there had been over.

• when you left, he mentally and physically shut down, and even though he seemed like his regular greedy, sarcastic self, he really did feel all alone once again. Constantly waiting for you to call, or text, send a cute picture, or even just hear about you! But for a while, there was nothing.

• So once you came back for good, he was overjoyed, and definitely didn’t waste time telling you about his feelings.

• he may complain a lot or act like this big tough guy, like giving kisses or hugs is too cliché, but you know how big of a softie he is for you.

• and he shows this from the way he’s protective of you, even towards his own brothers. He even worries that he might be too clingy sometimes and knows that sort of thing usually scares off humans, but lets admit it, you could never get enough of mammon.

• funny enough, you even told him that! Of course, his response being “Ha! I knew it, ya can never get enough of THE Great Mammon! I’m all yours, mc~ aren’t ya so lucky??” He grinned widely, wrapping his arm around your shoulders as he kissed the top of your head.

• Mammon has definitely tried to sneak a few things from you during the amount of time you’ve known him, but the first time you tried it when you two began dating.. let’s just say he wouldn’t be trying to again.

• he was kneeled down in front of your bed, looking under it to find a box of stuff you had brought here from the human world. He didn’t hear you walking in, so he was shocked to suddenly feel his body completely paralyzed, and your displeased voice.

• “Mammon! Stop!” You shouted, initiating the pact. “ I know you weren’t thinking of trying to steal from me, were you?” The struggling demon nervously laughed and looked up at you. “W-what?? I’d.. never think of doin’ that..! You’re my lovely significant other, t-that would be horrible of me..!” He put on a fake cute smile in hopes that you wouldn’t suspect him.

• you rolled your eyes and helped him get up from the ground. “Just cuddle me, ya big dummy.”

• Now now, hear me out! You have a favorite food or dessert? You better believe he’s gonna be the first ever person to make you the most extravagant, delicious, mouth watering food/dessert you’ve ever had in your life!

• he also actually cares deeply about your health, he knows the health and immune system of humans are totally different from a demons, so he makes sure to prepare at least one healthy meal for you every day, (more depending on if you diet, have certain allergies to foods, already have health complications, etc. he takes these things into mind too!!)

• he even offers you to work out with him! And if you agree, oh boy, he’s gonna he so ecstatic. I definitely headcannon that he would be the type to work out even harder or flex his muscles constantly in front of you, just to impress. (And hey, i don’t think you’d be complaining about that either-)

• the first time you gave him a nickname (such as Mam’s, mammoney, darling, something like that), he internally combusted. Seriously, he never heard something so adorable. He doesn’t know if it’s because YOU gave him the nickname, or if it’s because that was his first time receiving one, but either way, it had him squealing and jumping like a teenage girl with a crush once he was alone in his room.

• even though Mammon is a PhAt thief sometimes, you know he’s been getting a lot better at it, and even working actual jobs more, since he claims he wants to be a better man for you!

• using the money he makes from modeling, doing part time work at restaurants, etc, he often buys you flowers or things you say you’ve been wanting for a long time since being in the devildom! Even if it’s the smallest little gift, you always make sure he knows how grateful you are.

• “yeah! You really do have such a thoughtful boyfriend, don’t ya, mc?? Haha! <3”

• overall, Mammon would be the absolute perfect boyfriend, and I 100% believe it. So you better love him or he’ll probably get all pouty. And we wouldn’t want that!

Just- just Look how cuteee :’)

Hope you all enjoyed~! Idk if i’m writing too much about mammon and not that much about the other characters… 🫠 but i’m gonna try to do something for them all !!

Until next time~!

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