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mazeyphaedra · 5 hours
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actual real life footage of the surprised condition
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Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest
Me, a confident dyke: haha nice
The nurse: what?
Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules
The nurse: ????????
Me:
Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?
The nurse: a confederate flag
Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS
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shepscapades · 3 months
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[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [PART 5] [???]
you dropped your crown king
[This comic is part of my dbhc au, following the chaos and panic that ensues after Doc and Xisuma try to get Etho back online at the start of s9 after a very rough s8 finale that leaves him a little. broken. It's set to the vibes of Joywave's Destruction!]
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funsexydb · 9 months
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snailsnaps · 1 year
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Reprogrammed Part 2 - 1
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authormeat · 1 year
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UH OH!
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It was told to me to have a tw for the audience! I'm sorry I didn't have one before :[
Hope this helps :]
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parksrway · 1 year
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cryinginblaseball · 3 months
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creepycatboyz · 11 months
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You look like me, but you're not me
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s3bestianslab · 2 months
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dreamlandiasims · 8 months
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there's a bad moon on the rise...
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Radio: Gooooood morning Strangers! As always, you’re listening to 101.7 KUFO, Strangerville’s one and only premier radio station. I’m your host, Boris, here to remind you that the Aliens are coming! To celebrate the arrival of our extraterrestrial overlords, we invite you all to join us at our 3rd annual Strangerville Rave, one week from today! Stop by Strangerville Records whenever we’re open to reserve your ticket, but hurry, they’re going fast! Location and details will be revealed soon, so make sure to stay tuned in to 101.7 KUFO. Now, the morning tunes you’ve all been waiting for. This is Bad Moon Rising by the one and only Creedence Clearwater Revival.
I see a bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin’, I see—
Frankie: Mom?
Lori’s note: “Frankie—If I’m not back by the time you get up, I went to interview for a temp position at a research lab here. Left you some cash. Can we talk later? Love, Mom”
Frankie: You’ve gotta be kidding me… [on the phone] Hey, babe. You will not believe the shit my mom is pulling now…
[time passes]
Text message: When will you be home?
Text message: Hellooo
Text message: Mom??
Frankie: Fuck this.
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mazeyphaedra · 6 hours
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óisín when your blue scaly hand ripped kipperlilly out of the arena you might as well have ripped out my heart with her
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minubell · 7 months
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Spoilers for the new Oneshot being dropped tomorrow: Sauron does not have a good time
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bugsbiann · 1 year
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calling-smiles-asks · 2 months
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Is Manon dead in this or what??
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..hm..guess they didn’t like that.
₥₳₦Ø₦ is now available.
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assbazooka · 3 months
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well, today it finally happened
my tics made me say “i have a bomb” at school
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