#uhhhhh i don't know how to tag this

[adiposesaleswoman]

sequel to the blue collar worker bodytype sebby post ‼️‼️‼️ I definitely love men

#i don't even know how to tag this one #stardew valley #or #stardew fatty #???? #like its not innocent content points at the blog i post it on #but its not really as 'wg' as I very normally go so I'm lost #uhhhhh #sebastian sdv #strongfat #musclechub

[just-another-anonymous-user]

wheatly is NOT A TWINK

for the love of god stop drawing him as one

he is an EXAUSTED MIDDLE AGED MAN with ADHD

and you shall DRAW HIM AS ONE

and the ONLY ALTERNATIVE is to

keep to his ACTUAL DESIGN

now GOOD DAY

#small rant #portal #wheatley #i don't know how tags work uhhhhh #robots

[justarandombrit]

The "I know a guy" trope but it's just a teenage girl with an absurd amount of followers on Instagram

#i really want to make a character like this #i don't know how to tag this post uhhhhh.... #character idea #oc idea #oc ideas #character ideas #im actually falling in love with this character concept now... i dont know which story to insert her into though... hmm

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

IMPORTANT POLL

#how do i tag #Uhhhhh #power rangers #magical girl #tumblr polls #Poll #a rare original post #I don't think anyone will really see this but oh well #Little do people know that I don't know that much about power rangers in hindsight #My polls

[eleanorfenyxwrites]

WIP Wednesday Things I'm Working On Thursday

Happy new year! Because this goal worked out soooo well for me last year (😅), I'm going to start this one off again with the list of my current wips/projects, in the hope that I can come back later and cross some of them off. Last year my goal was all of them....this year I'm going to hope for like. Half? If I'm being very optimistic???

Also if you're curious about how any of these projects are going / if you want to hear some of my ideas for ones I maybe haven't talked very much about, always feel free to ask!

Chaptered WIPs already partially posted, in need of finishing:

Plans To Make

You Are Of Their Ilk

Soldier, Poet, King

Technically A Cutsleeve?

Hope Is Home and the Heart Is Free

Series/Universes that I have plans to put more one-shots into:

Orville Peck Cinematic Universe - at least 3 in mind

Lavender and Free Love - at least 2 in mind

Tales From Jianghu Shopping Center - at least 2 in mind

Ongoing projects behind the scenes that I want to finish and post this year:

Secret Project 1

Secret Project 2 (collaborative) (this is very close to being done y'all)

Ghost!WWX (titled: A Kind Heart to Haunt)

NieLan prompt for tbgkaru-woh

I'd also like to keep brainstorming some of my smaller/vaguer ideas, like the Phantom of the Opera 3zun and my Brokeback Mountain NieLan AUs. I'm going to leave it there though because oh damn that's more than I expected there to be and now I'm intimidated 😂

#wip wednesday #3zun #wangxian #I don't actually know if I should be putting this in the ship tags but there /are/ both 3zun fics and wangxian fics listed #(plus other ships like Jingyi/Mo Xuanyu but that's only one and it's a bit uhhhhh niche lol) #anyway let's see how it goes this year lol

[vampirepunks]

Is it really love if it's not vaguely eldritch? If your ears aren't ringing at the very thought, how else do you know it's true?

#- hannibal lecter. probably #i wrote another unhinged paragraph and said the first part earlier. cursing everyone i know with it <3 #*john mulaney voice* this is a weird hannibal post... could be a destiel meme #but by all means apply this to your own blorbos if you wish. i don't make the rules lmao #i have no idea how to tag this tbh so uhhhhh #hannigram #destiel #logan.txt

[the-riddler-that-can-riddle]

So, guess who got 1/4 of their pants stolen at school today...

#uhhhhh #what?! #how did this happen #homeboy just yoinked it #i don't know how else to describe it #how do i tag this #funny

[lioa7]

CW/TW: Body horror, Blood!!!

... Also this is fnaf.

I procrastinated everything... for this....

AND I MEAN EVERYTHING.

I couldn't help myself....

I... the MOVIE!!!

I could feel all of those years of "funny fnaf" or the "how to make fnaf not scary" swimming into my brain and into my drawing hand. LIKE MY HOLE childhood's memories flowing back into my brain.

also im not going to draw that much fnaf... just this bit (maybe), im going to post mostly undertale stuff (I think)

(also I have some other designs for the dead kids from fnaf, so watch out for those... maybe... I KINDA feel like the ut and the fnaf dead kids would get along...)

ALSO I uhhh... I uh marked this for violence... I dunno if that does anything... but I feel that this is.. significantly more "violent" media, so uh yeah?

#fnaf #fnaf fanart #golden freddy #mangle fnaf #fnaf foxy #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAG THIS MAN #UHHHHH #NOT USUALY FNAF... JUST JUST FOR TODAY #I MIGHT DELETE THIS LATER... just cuz I feel embarrassed #BUT FUCK DAMNIT I love this

[multi-lefaiye]

hello hi please try and explain tribe twelve to me maybe? :3 I have never heard of it before and your rambles are always a delight

hello hi thank u for the ask!!!!! <3 and thank u for the support heehoo

time for another installment of Multi Tries To Explain Some Semi-Obscure Piece Of Media He Enjoys Or Feels Some Level Of Nostalgia For

to start, clarifying: i'm just here to talk about the characters and the story and i'm gonna avoid the creator himself as much as possible, b/c uhh i don't want to touch that with a ten foot pole, i just like the funky little fictional people and some of the concepts this series touched on.

SO tribe twelve is an older horror unfiction series on youtube--essentially, a series that operates under the idea that the story depicted Is Really Happening in an alternate reality, of sorts, but the story itself is still 100% fictional. if that makes sense. or, as one definition i read put it: unfiction pretends to be telling a real story, but it is still ultimately fiction--the audience just isn't TOLD that it's fiction.

(also i do have some thoughts on unfiction as a genre as a whole i might share at some point, but yeah they play with unreality in a very literal way.)

(putting the rest under the cut b/c this got long)

anyway tribe twelve is one of the older unfiction pieces, and it was pretty influential on the genre as a whole in my opinion. it's not the first, but it was on the scene early. it's also a big part of what's referred to as the slenderverse, i.e. media based around the slenderman creepypasta (think marble hornets).

actually marble hornets was a huge inspiration for tribe twelve, especially in the beginning lmao- it moved away from that influence more as the series progressed, but at first. it was obvious (and actually if i remember right, it was originally meant to just be a short parody of marble hornets, but then the creator decided to make it more original.)

tribe twelve centers around the protagonist, noah maxwell, as he unravels a big mystery in his family, starting with the mysterious death of his cousin milo. as the series progresses, noah catches the attention of a group known as the collective, who have been tormenting his family for many, many years.

the story is told via a series of what are essentially vlogs noah uploads that document his experiences as the collective begin following him and tormenting him. the unfiction element is that, in-universe, the channel is noah's and he is the one posting the videos. also should be noted that there's a twitter account and i think a blog that go with the videos and following along those helps you understand the story better as well. (there also was, funny enough, a vine account that had some lore lmao. remember when vine was a thing?)

there's ALSO a series of videos on the channel that are uploaded by the collective themselves, and those are kinda what the series is most known for. those episodes have a very distinct visual/editing style, even if they're usually just kinda Spooky without advancing the plot much (at least at first).

i also want to note, one thing that i think is kinda interesting is that the creator's identity as a jewish man was ultimately REALLY important to the storyline in many ways--the main characters are all jewish as well and this ties into the plot and the history of the collective in a way that i think is pretty neat. there's a lot more relating to that but i'm not sure if i feel personally equipped to type up a whole analysis of that aspect of the series, or even really to start a discussion about it.

as the series progresses, the timeline deliberately gets really fucky and confusing and honestly i'm not even fully sure what's going on in a lot of aspects. there are like three alternate timeline versions of noah running around as major characters that all have distinct personalities and it's Wild. i don't think all of them have names, but i still love firebrand. he's great <3

also the series was never finished and at this point isn't going to be </3 the creator has, afaik, abandoned the series entirely after Shit Happened and while i think he might've posted the plans for the rest of the storyline somewhere, the series itself is dead in the water.

ALL THIS TO SAY. i don't know how much sense any of this makes. i really enjoyed tribe twelve because it touches on really interesting themes, imo, about the nature of reality and destiny and the idea of fighting back against your own fate. i'm still a little feral over the concept the series presents about like... your future self intervening to save you from a terrible fate that befell them, in the process completely destroying the timeline and even reality itself.

ok yeah there's a lot i could say about this series and i don't really know where to go with this so uhhh just know. noah was the true first member of my collection of dark-haired horror men in distress that give me gender envy. i rewatched an episode of this series recently, and it was one where there's a shot of noah all sweaty and bloody and looking in the mirror and all i could think was "give me your gender."

#talk to the bunnykitty #logan!!! #that's your new tag for now ok #anyway uhhhhh yeah this series. wow. #i have a lot i want to say but i don't know how to say any of it #it's very nostalgic for me but associating with it is a weird experience now #just b/c the creator is. Not A Good Person #anyway i will see myself out #(also to anyone reading this. do not come into my askbox with discourse about this. i will cry so hard.)

[sunfoxfic]

I saw something upsetting about the new H*P game from a gaming youtuber I like so I made the unfortunate mistake of searching the name of the game for an informational post on Why Its Bad (free blocklist btw) but

I'm just. floored.

From the creators of so many other rancid takes comes: "If you see a shitty stereotype of a marginalized group and you make the connection between the stereotype and the real people, you're actually the bigot because you saw the stereotype and your brain thought it was similar to the real people"

#uhhhhh #ask to tag #sorry i really don't want to risk Those People finding this post #i don't like to post many things like this but JESUS CHRIST this was an. opinion #''its racist to recognize stereotypes'' hi do you know how dumb you are #''coding the villains as jewish isn't racist but recognizing the stereotype is'' #HELLO???

[stella-clara]

Me, a couple weeks ago: Man I should really revive that campaign concept of reskinning 5e to work for a Darkest Dungeon themed game. It shouldn’t be that hard, I did most of the work already- Me now, writing the Versebook in its entirety: Oh. Oh no.

#hi I'm Mary and I don't know how to not be Incredibly Extra when DMing #this project has ballooned Significantly and I don't think the end is in sight #prayer circle dd2 doesn't add any barks with new Verses in them or I Will Cry #darkest dungeon #dnd prep #uhhhhh idk what else to tag I normally just ramble in these for personal posts #anyways

[larissa-the-scribe]

@epnona-the-wisp okay this time it's real I promise.

Here is the scene connected to this gorgeous fanart. No context, we die like men who are trying to avoid giving spoilers and also might not know exact details of what's going on.

Part 1/? (318 words)

In hindsight, Benn should have been more aware. He had seen this happen before, he should have recognized the warning signs, and she’d been off since this morning.

Instead, one second they were focusing on unraveling the puzzle that had been left for them, and the next, a gale-force maelstrom tore the room to shreds.

He whirled towards Kathryn.

She was levitating, eyes fully black, hair writhing around her as her balled fists crackled with green energy. A shriek ripped from her throat, a sound of fury and pain that stabbed their ears like a hailstorm of red-hot needles.

Benn picked himself off the floor where he'd been thrown with everyone else. Matthias shouted something at her, tried to reach her; he was hurled against the wall with a sickening thud.

In a minute flat, the whole rest of their team had tried to engage with her—a mix of attempted restraint, reason, and outright attacks—and now the whole rest of their team lay scattered in varying degrees of pain and consciousness.

They needed one of her friends, now. Not that this team weren’t her friends—but she didn’t know them. Not like Julian, not like her companions. Not like… not like Matthias.

Who was pulling himself back together from his latest crash landing.

Benn swallowed. There was no one here who could stop her. And even he could see the worry and fear building, second by second, every attack more reckless and hurried, shouted communications reaching a strained, fevered pitch.

They were terrified.

And Kathryn was responding to that.

Her grimace contorted, eyebrows knotting into a confused wince as she recoiled, away from the others, backpedaling—but the winds worsened. [Person] yelled something and jumped toward her. Kathryn flung out her hand, raising it defensively; [Person] catapulted through the doorway into the tunnel wall beyond. The wall cracked.

Kathryn screamed again, the eye of a whirling hurricane all her own.

Next

#Uhhhhh I don't even know how to tag comment on this asdlkfjas #Epnona idk how you got me to post this but #I guess I'm doing this now #it isn't fully edited sorry I just know if I try and edit it rn it will stay in indefinite limbo #so I'm just gonna put this here and scuttle away to hide under a cardboard box #kathryn #benn #eabennor #matthias #rifters #unnamed first series #scene #snippet #writerblr #original characters #original content #original story #mïrmylana #ocs

[allisoooon]

as someone whos got a wip involving jill (as bens wife, this is an au) where does it say shes a lawyer? ik she gave up a scholarship but was it for a law course? im european so idk what all the names mean?

please and thank you <3

Literally nowhere XD I got her and Keechie mixed up a bit. Corrected the post.

#uhhhhh #god I don't know how to tag these #the entire tumblr fandom doesn't need to see this so idk #it's just for anyone who read my post and went uhhhhhhhh

[scare-ard--sleigh]

this isn't very hello kitty-coded of me but

i get very itchy under my skin when people assume stuff about the em-cee-are breakup that the band hasn't actually talked about. the tour was a really nice reprieve from the 'G Is An Evil Bastard For Breaking Up The Band, Actually' takes but i'm starting to see them pop up again now that the us leg is over and i'm just.............mm

#i don't wanna tag this bc i don't want people to find it so sorry >> #with this band specifically people have these really uhhhhh intense parasocial relationships #and just because they said in interviews that they don't like to be fake it doesn't mean we know Anything about them #or their interpersonal dynamics or conversations they've had or their personal lives AT ALL (barring what they've told us point blank) #(and even then they're known for flat-out lying about stuff!!)(which i actually think is a good thing #considering how entitled people feel when it comes to invasive questions and etc.!) #anywayyyyyyy the breakup happened ten fucking years ago just leave it ALONE.

[thefoolsbullshit]

Dear Tumblr,

Congratulations to those who are alive right now, you're doing great buddy.

I'm proud of you, and I'm glad that you're here.

Also, be proud of yourself for making it here.

Best regards, The Fool

#uhh still don't know how to tag things but uhmmmm #self love #positive words #uhhhhh ummm help there's a reason im the fool i have zero clue what im doing and im very stupid UMMMMM #um uh im bad at tagging #if you can’t tell i suck at tagging #foolio being unable to tag stuff #lgbtq #happy pride

[paper-and-stardust]

So uh. Anyone know how to get over unrequited crushes? That have existed for like a year? Asking for a friend. (The friend is me and I'm very sad)

#i don't know how to tag this uhhhhh #paper-and-bitching? whining-and-stardust? idfk #i am very sad atm #also theres some intense life stuff happening too so it isnt just that but ugh #i hate talking to people about my ✨️feelings✨️ so i'm dumping here instead