watch every movie that has been spotted on a poster in homestuck.
THE ULTIMATE HOMESTUCK MOVIE CHALLENGE!!
FROM JAKES ROOM
the mummy
the mummy returns
the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor
stargate
the incredible hulk
the terminator
the smurfs
raiders of the lost ark
indiana jones and the kingom of the crystal skull
avatar
x men
national treasure
lara croft tomb raider
lara croft tomb raider the cradle of life
little monsters
weekend at bernies
weekend at bernies ii
ghost rider
the fifth element
a knights tale
terminator salvation
star wars episode ii attack of the clones
the wicker man
black night
a knight in camelot
a kid in king arthurs court
army of darkness
FROM JOHNS ROOM
ghostbusters ii
mac and me
deep impact
armageddon
ghost dad
contact
a time to kill
failure to launch
face/off
con air
FROM KARKATS RESPITEBLOCK
serendipity
50 first dates
hitch
FROM VRISKAS SHRINE IN THE VEIL
bangkok dangerous
city of angels
the weather man
windtalkers
FROM JANES ROOM, DAVE AND DIRKS ROOMS, AND ARADIAS RESPITEBLOCK
watchmen
starsky & hutch
indiana jones and the temple of doom
good luck!
(little monsters appears in jakes, johns and janes rooms. just watch once)
(con air and face/off appear in johns room and vriskas shrine in the veil. just watch once)
THIS IS WHAT JADE IN THE EPILOGUES COULD HAVE BEEN
(ramblings of a lunatic about meat timeline of the epilogues as of part 23? im very passionate ig despite being VERY LATE to the party)
heavy inspiration from Marceline in Obsidian (and her song Woke Up). the epilogues fucked her characterization SO BADLY !!! hhhhhh >:(( I WANT TO SEE WEREWOLF ROCKSTAR THAT TOURS HEAVILY AND WHO HAPPENS TO BE MAKING HUGE SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS IN HER FREE TIME AND THUS IS RARELY HOME SO IT DIDNT FEEL RIGHT TO SETTLE DOWN AND GET A PLACE SO INSTEAD SHE COUCH SURFS AND SLEEPS AROUND/ CANT HOLD A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHES ALWAYS ON THE GO!!! LIKE THAT IS A BETTER EXPLANATION HHHHH!!!! maybe exploration of aromantic pansexual jade? that could be a cool arc!! IDK i just need something to work with here because jade that can calculate that 86.234% of her romantic advances on karkat and dave were outright rejected and assumes that means it’s accepted BUT CANNOT CALCULATE HOW MUCH IS BEING RECIPROCATED??? makes no sense to me. but jade being slightly more out of touch because of her fame AND THEN trying to just mend or deepen friendships could be interesting and even a middle ground. i think jade would’ve cared about seeing john more too. i think anytime jade was in his area she’d show up and crash at his house, and then kick him out of bed and into therapy!!! or make him hang out with his friends!! get this boy on some anti anxiety/ depressants because he is sounding remarkably like my older sibling with extreme social anxiety who, when finally put on meds, moved out within the year and got a girlfriend !!! john’s battle with depression and living in the past without being able to move on just makes so much sense. i wish they focused more on that. i want him to be able to explore that. GRAIN OF SALT BECAUSE IM NOT FINISHED READING YET UH WHOOPS- so maybe some of this has been dipped into, but not from what i can see. karkat and dave are honestly keeping me reading. im in love with them. (i think it was dirk but correct me if wrong) fuck dirk for calling dave the weakest of the strider/lalondes!! MY BOY IS RECOVERING FROM CONDITIONED CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FROM A VERSION OF DIRK!!! ofc mid transformation Ulta Dirk fucking thinks that, Bro was the one to instill that dave was week and he needed to train him. dave disengaging and allowing himself to be soften by karkat is g r o w t h !!!! so fuck off fr