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worldfullofash · 8 months
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Pietro Maximoff headcanons
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Bleached his hair so he could dye it. But he liked the bleached look more and decided to keep it.
Thinks it's fair to race with someone when he clearly has an advantage because of his powers
ABSOLUTELY LOVES sports. Especially basketball. None of the Avengers wants to play with him because he uses his speed to win. And afterwards he will call it a ‘fair game’
He believes in opposites attract
If you’re close, he sometimes wakes you up at 1am to steal all the snacks from the kitchen together
It annoys the heck out of Steve
That’s why he keeps doing it :,)
His accent gets thicker when he’s tired or angry
As someone with and accent when speaking English; i love that his accent gets appreciated
He’s very open minded
Spends a lot of money on shoes. He is picky about what shoes he buys
Pietro is very vain. This guy has MANY hairproducts.
Takes hygiene very seriously
Loves to listen to records and has a record player in his room.
He secretly loves the old songs Steve listens to
Pietro is definitely a dog person
Peter and him pull pranks on the Avengers all. The. Damn. Time.
His humor>> (Vision always takes his sarcasm seriously)
Pietro can easily comfort someone/cheer someone up. He knows how to read body language and takes the time to make his loved ones feel better
He feels very protective of Wanda (as he should). For a long time they only had each other. Despite now also having the Avengers, Pietro will always take care of his sister
Once when they were 8 years old a kid pushed Wanda off a swing. Pietro saw red and punched the kid in the face
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This^^^
But he and Wanda can also argue over nothing (as siblings do obv)
I do think he was a bit shy/closed-off as a kid. After what Hydra/Strucker did to him, he became more bold and cocky
Pietro is a mama’s boy
When he was little, he used to hold his mother's hand while walking
He wants others to think he doesn't care about anything, but he overthinks quite often
Flirty but respectful
Teases everyone. Literally everyone. He doesn’t always do it to be flirty. He loves all the different reactions he gets. The reactions say a lot about a person
He craves validation from his loved ones
Missions are always fun and successful with him
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softestqueeen · 1 month
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slipping and gliding pt. 2
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pairing:  natasha romanoff x afab!reader
summary: After what happened in the showers, you and Nat make a quick exit to move your fooling around to somewhere else…
warnings: 18+ MDNI!!!! smut, car sex, cunnilingus, inexperienced reader, shy reader, slight dom!nat, fingering
wordcount: 1208 words
a/n: i’m sorry it took so long, but i’m finally back with part 2! only took me like 100 years to write. I’m sorry I’ve been so inactive lately, but new things are in progress… Enjoy <3
part 1
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The two of you went back to your stuff and said quick goodbyes to everyone. Of course everyone wanted to persuade you to stay, but you were able to talk yourself out of it, claiming that you didn’t feel well, and that Nat would take you home.
But she wouldn’t take you home. Yet.
The two of you got into Nat’s care before driving off. The sun stood high as the two of you speeded down the highway.
You thought that Nat was gonna take you home and then maybe take you again on the bed. But when you noticed that she missed the exit that actually led to the tower, you frowned.
“Where are we going Nat?”, you questioned her, unsure about what to think of this.
“Patience love, you’ll see.”, she told you while putting her unoccupied hand on your thigh and giving it a squeeze. At the new pet name, you could feel a blush creeping up your neck to your cheeks and the short skirt you wore allowed Nat to directly touch your skin.
You decided to not question it anymore and just wait and see where you would end up.
After a few minutes, it turned out that Nat brought you to a… deserted parking lot? Very romantic. It didn’t seem scary, because on one side it was still light out and on the other you had Nat, who would never let anything happen to you.
Nat parked in the middle of the concrete area, locked the doors, and stopped the engine. She took the key out of the ignition, throwing it lazily into the centre console.
With every passing moment you could feel your arousal building, the anticipation of what’s to come pure torture.
Nat’s car was quite spacious now that you took a look at your surroundings. You could comfortably stretch out your legs and the seat could almost fit you two times.
The redhead leaned forward to your seat and with a skilful motion leaned back your seat, so you were almost laying down now. The sudden change in position mad a giggle escape your lips. It quieted down though, once Nat climbed on top of you, now covering your body with hers.
She sent you a little smile before leaning down and connecting her lips with yours after what felt like ages, though your little shower innuendo had not even been an hour ago. She didn’t waste any time and slipped her tongue into your mouth, exploring like it was the first time.
Her mouth slowly started to wander over your cheek, to your neck and then your cleavage. In this moment you were glad that you chose to wear a little crop top, which made you tits look amazing.
“Can I take it off?”, Nat asked while tugging at the edge of your shirt, but you were already nodding frantically before she even managed to finish her question. She helped you out of it, leaving you with no bra and only your skirt on.
The redhead leaned back a bit, admiring your now exposed body with a new kind of hunger in her eyes. Even though she had just seen it, she still couldn’t believe that you were real. After snapping out of her thoughts she attached her lips to your breast, taking her time with her caresses and giving both breasts even attention, before sucking one of your nipples into her mouth. She repeated her earlier actions almost identically, but that did not mean that you enjoyed it any less.
Her mouth always felt amazing on you, and you feared that every second her mouth or hands were not touching you, you’re going to miss that feeling. For now, though, you would just enjoy the moment and the sight of her on top of you.
Once she felt like she had worshipped your breasts enough she started to litter your stomach with wet open-mouthed kiss, making you shudder.
She hooked her fingers into your skirt and pulled down your skirt, removing your panties with them. Afterwards she slid down into the footwell, now kneeling between you spread legs. In her new position she continued her way down your body, leaving out your pussy, teasing you and starting to kiss along your thighs.
You started squirming underneath her intense attention, but Nat was quick to grab your thighs and spread you legs a little further.
Slowly, she was now nearing your pussy again and you could already feel her heavy breaths against your heat.
“I’ll eat you out now, sweetheart. That all right with you?”, she asked you and you were able to breathe out a weak ‘yes please’ and that was all it took for Nat.
She connected her tongue with your wet pussy and licked a stripe up your slit, making you moan and writhe underneath her. Tightening her grip on your thighs and holding you down she started to explore you, this time with her mouth and tongue rather than her fingers.
The redhead got lost in the taste of you, teasing you by circling your hole with her tongue before moving on again. It didn’t take long for her to have some mercy on you though, as she wanted to hear what other noises would come out of you.
She started to circle your clit, making you throw your head back. One of your hands found it’s way into her hair while loud moans were leaving your lips. Nat was working you so well, her tongue moving from your hole to your clit and then back again. She was driving you insane in the best ways possible.
You could slowly start to feel that coil in your stomach tighten and voiced so much, but the redhead just started to eat you out more vigorously. The noises the two of you made could have been straight out of a porn movie, the moans and whines escaping your lips, the obscene sounds of Nat’s tongue lapping at your folds.
She took one hand off your thigh and started to circle your entrance with one of her fingers while she was circling your clit only with the tip of her tongue. The new sensation drove you mad, and you were so so close.
When she then slipped one of her fingers into your tight hole you were done for. You tightened your grip on her hair and came with a shout of her name. Nat slowed down but still worked you through your orgasm, her finger massaging your inner walls while her tongue was moving over your swollen lips.
Once you released her hair and got your breathing under control again the redhead pulled away from you. You could see your slick covering here lips and chin. Not being able to control yourself you leaned forward and connected your lips with hers, tasting your own arousal on her tongue.
With one hand on her hip, you guided her back onto the seat, so she was practically lying on top of you. Your other hand started to grope her body before you pulled away from her lips.
“Now, let me return your favour!”, you told her sheepishly and she could only smile before you connected your lips again.
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staying-elive · 4 months
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Not really a hot take but Sam should've flown in with Rhodey and the cavalry at the end of Age of Ultron. When they're evacuating all the civilians from the city in the sky and Fury rocks up with a helicarrier.
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Hello?! A former pararescue with WINGS!
(Just imagine him yeeting civilians onto the evacuation crafts like this. 🤣😂🤣🥰)
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And it wouldn't really have taken anything away from the final swoop in shot of the "Avengers assem-" moment. Wanda and Vision and Rhodey were already in the film too, so who cares?
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phaticserpent · 3 months
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I wonder if you have any headcanons or dribbles of Ultron with a pregnant reader?
👀 the way I'd be pregnant for this man (I'm terrified of pregnancy and childbirth)
Warning: mentions of pregnancy (?) Child labor
He is the absolute best at everything.....i mean,it's Ultron
He makes sure he does research in every single area for pregnancy; he needs to make sure he stays informed with everything
Handles you gently and carefully; he is at your side whenever you need him
Either will be understanding of your pregnancy cravings and bring them to you, OR makes a healthier alternative option for you. No in-between
"I want chocolate...."
"Chocolate isn't good for you or the baby"
"I want chocolate."
"Okay, I'll get you chocolate" He gets everything in chocolate; chocolate ice cream, chocolate milkshake, chocolate anything for the entire day until you want another craving
Makes sure all the sharp edges in the house/apartment are child proofed, he doesn't want you bumping into them and getting into an accident
Carries you around with no complaint or struggles; heck, you wouldn't even need to get out of bed with him around
Will be putting on Mozart or Beethoven for the fetus to listen to
"It's good for them, they'll be smart like you."
You don't have to worry about any chores: the house? Clean within a blink and no traces of dust. The garbage? Taken care of, you don't even need to ask
Makes sure you're okay and comfortable; whenever you express hints of pain, he'll definitely panic and get into doctor-mode
"I have some great names picked out, if you haven't thought of any yet."
"Babe, I'm only on my second term."
"Can't be too prepared."
Cute dates with him like movie nights but the couch is just as comfortable as a bed; he has soft blankets and pillow all around
When it comes to later in the pregnancy, he's super anxious; he makes double the portion size that he would usually make
Will accompany you to the bathroom in the middle of the night, it doesn't matter, he will start fussing if you don't wake him up
"I don't want to bother you...."
"Nonsense. Bother me, your safety is not a hindrance for me. My system shut down is more insignificant"
"Babe, please."
Obviously he won't go inside and respects your privacy, but he will stand outside the door just in case
If you have work and your boss is being an incompetent fool, I know for sure that Ultron would fight with him via email
Ultron would grumble, ".....pathetic, what kind of nincompoop wouldn't give maternity leave? I hope his business burns and he goes bankrupt....."
You'd snicker at his use of vocabulary
And then the time arrives,
"....Ultron....."
"Hm?"
"I think it's happening....."
Immediate panic; he obviously handles everything, he calls his sentries and all that is needed to start the procedure
He doesn't really trust human doctors, plus he wants to be there next to you for the moment. He would be the most attentive doctor/medical personnel - the procedure and labor would be a major success!
He would also treat you to whatever you wanted after. To him, the first priority is your well-being after something so energy inducing/exhausting, then the attention would go to the baby (of course, he would place the baby in your arms before giving you attention you need)
He would definitely take care of the child so you could get the rest you need and deserve
At first, he would be too terrified to handle the baby....even if he knows how and the proper care for it - he's terrified of the idea of rejection from the baby, he doesn't want it to be afraid of him
However, the baby did not care at all. It babbled incoherently and reached out for Ultron, placing its tiny hands on his cheek to feel the coolness of the metal
"......this baby, I would kill for it." Ultron smiled. I only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened, I would kill everyone and then myself type
He's good with kids, to an extent
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chiefdirector · 2 years
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How do you think waking up next to Pietro Maximoff would be like? (I.E. Tangled in eachother, spooing, one on top of the other, is one falling of the bed ect ect)
Waking up next to Pietro Maximoff include…
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Let me just establish that Pietro is one clingy bastard.
Like so much so that it becomes a battle to get out of bed for any reason...
Need to pee? Nope, you can hold it
Have to go to work? Call in sick.
Someone at the door? No, there isn't. Go back to sleep.
The only way to get out of the tangle of limbs you find yourself in every morning is to get out before he wakes up.
But if he wakes up first, he does like to take a moment to watch you sleep
He lives such a fast-paced lifestyle which makes these moments so much more special for him
Some mornings, when you both have nothing planned, he speeds down to a local bagel cart to order the two of you breakfast
He once tried to cook it himself but he ended up burning it completely
he was then banned from the kitchens for a month
He does, however, brew the best cup of coffee in the mornings
Pietro's favourite thing, after spending time with his sister, is to cuddle up with his partner, murmuring over coffee on a slow morning.
All in all, waking up with Pietro is a 10/10 experience and is highly recommendable.
Masterlist | Buy me a coffee?
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pandagirl45 · 2 months
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Ultron: *sees the Easter bunny mascot*
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Tony: *holds ultron running out quickly*
Bucky: *following them out*
[Ultron cried for at least 2 hours when they got home. They had nuggets for dinner.]
(Ultron has a fear of the Easter bunny outfits)
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jinxquickfoot · 6 months
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So I know in Age of Ultron Tony guesses that Hill called Fury about Ultron and that's how he knew to find them at the Barton farm, but I actually have a headcanon that Fury is living there.
He's presumed dead and needed a place to lay low, and he was aware of how remote and secure Clint's farm was because he helped to set it up.
Anyway, just picture Nick Fury helping Laura cook family dinner and read the kids stories and help out with farm chores. That is all.
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I think Age of Ultron Wanda would’ve had a tumblr
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damnnnelliot · 2 years
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Jealous Pietro Maximoff headcanons???
Here you go!
Pietro Maximoff Headcannons ~Pietro getting jealous~ Pietro Maximoff x Reader Warning: None, just Pietty Mcmeatty being a little bastard *insert lip bite*
-Its no big surprise that Pietro gets jealous easily
-Whether its on a mission, in the compound during one of Stark’s parties, or just out in a bar/club, if he sees you getting a little too close to someone expect him to be running up to you in a second. -“Hello, princessa. Who’s this?” He says while kissing your hand. -You’d roll your eyes. You’ve just gotten use to the fact that Pietro was one big, jealous baby. -Pietro would do his best to show that you were his, and only his.
-He would show this in many different ways, whether it be kissing, holding you close, handing you flowers, buying you a drink, or even taking you to the dance floor
-Lets just say, if looks could kill. The guy would be drop dead on the floor, just the way Pietro was staring at him would send him to his grave.
-Those ocean blue eyes of his makes it ten times better, as he narrowed them coldly.
-Its like he’s silently telling the guy that he has 10 seconds to walk away before something bad happens
-Usually just his stares work, but if the guy is not getting the signs and is still getting a little too close for comfort, expect there to be much more.
-Sometimes he would throw a little warning towards the guy 
-“If I were you, I’d be very careful” His accent getting thicker as his jealousy and anger grew higher, his hand tightening into a fist.
-And if things couldnt get any worse, the man would continue to disturb the peace of your very quick-tempered boyfriend, throwing back threats and maybe an insult or two.
-Pietro would grab ahold of the collar of the man, pinning him to the bar-top, ready to throw a punch.
-You’d raised your voice for Pietro to stop. He’d back off, releasing the man from his grasp -Pietro would grab ahold of your waist and  guide you away from the scene
-You hate the attention being on you two, especially in this manner. -Pietro, who was still worked up from the previous encounter, guided you away.
-Even as the two of you walked away, he would still glance back at the now semi-frightened man
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wanderingmind867 · 3 months
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Hank Pym created Ultron. Ultron then created the Vision. Could this at least conceivably make the Vision Hank Pym's grandson? Becausing I'm choosing to believe this is true.
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eternalslover · 2 years
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Pietro maximoff (aou) headcanon
Pietro snores and sleep talks and when he was younger he used to sleep walk
STOP IMAGINE ITS LIKE 2 AM IN THE AVENGER COMPOUND AND YOUR JUST GETTING A GLASS OF WATER AND YOU SEE PIETRO SLEEP RUNNING
BSJFVSJSSHSISJWO
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madsisart · 1 year
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Going to the beach at night with Pietro hcs pls <33
this idea is so cute hello where is my pietro😓
warnings: the word “fuck” like once, fluff!!!
going to the beach at night with Pietro would include…
omg ok so to set the scene!!
he was planning it kind of like a picnic but with more activities
and by more activities i mean like swimming lol
very dangerous especially at night but danger is almost like his middle name LMFAOO
he packs your favorite foods ofc
and a few of his favorites
he would carry it
and you on his back😭
it’s slightly chilly out because its only the beginning of summer and it’s night time so you two wear sweats over your bathing suits
you two would set up all of your stuff when you arrive
and when he takes off his sweats….
you were obviously not disappointed
eating and having fun in each other’s companies!!
you both having laughing fits because why wouldn’t you, you’re with each other!!
going on walks around the beach after you eattt
then swimming
he will try to scare you and then “protect” you💀
he’s something else i stg
splashing each other
attempting to kiss underwater😭
him again, scaring you but featuring seaweed
the seaweed was a paid actor ofc
you get him back so good too
“ah, fuck!” he swears out, glaring at you as if he didn’t just do the same thing LMAOO
hope you enjoyed!!
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phaticserpent · 2 years
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Celebrating their Birthday pt.1(?)
The reader celebrates their birthday (all the characters I write for) can be platonic or romantic: Ultron, Peter Pan, Felix, Pitch Black, and Jack Frost
Warning: a little suggestive for Pitch
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Ultron
It was a random thought that came to you. He would always celebrate your birthday, but you never recalled celebrating his birthday. Curious, you slipped into the living room where Ultron was. He was busy fiddling with something and you took the seat next to him.
"Hm? Are you hungry?" He looked up from his activity.
"No, I just have a question."
"You're welcome to ask away."
"When's your birthday?"
He seemed to hesitate before answering, "I don't have one."
"Of course you do! The day you came into existence is your birthday." Knowing he couldn't really shake you off, he replies with the date he saw when he first woke.
You jumped up from your seat. "That's tomorrow!"
"Mm." Ultron hummed. He watched you disappear into the room out of the corner of his eyes. As it was his first birthday celebration, you wanted everything to be perfect. And when tomorrow came, you made sure everything was still where you left them. Of course, Ultron was up early and occupied in the kitchen to prep breakfast.
"Good morning!"
"Good morning. Did you sleep well?"
"Yeah." You peered over to see what he was cooking. "I shouldn't be making you cook for me on your birthday." You huffed, crossing your arms. Ultron raised a brow at you.
"Well it's my pleasure. Plus, you can't cook."
"Ouch."
"It's true."
"It is." You laughed. While Ultron was finishing up, you set the table and brought out his gift as well as his card that you had made. As you stared at them in your hands, you started to have second thoughts as his gifts were more intricate and well thought out. You glanced over at Ultron and started to doubt yourself. Before you knew it, he approached the table with breakfast in hand.
"Are you alright?"
"Uh, yeah!" He watched you sit down and he took the seat across from you. "Do you have any plans?"
"Not today." He hummed. You nodded and slowly drew out his gifts in your hand.
"Well...it's not much," you bit your lips as you handed them to Ultron. He stared at them and then back to you. "I...I wish I prepared something more for you. You've done so much for me and looking back on it, my gifts seems so insignificant compared to yours. You deserve a lot and I promise I'll—"
"Thank you." Ultron smiled. You looked up at him, as you were staring at the uneaten food, to see that he was staring at the card. "You're the first person to do something like this for me.....you may not know it, but I really appreciate everything you do. Thank you." You smiled at him, but his smile dropped when tears started to fall.
"W-what's wrong?" Panicking, Ultron stood from his seat to move towards you. When he was next to you, you threw your arms around him.
"You mean so much to me." You cried. Ultron rubbed your back softly as you cling to his waist.
As your tears died down, he teased, "shouldn't I be the one crying?" You laughed between your cries. You managed to shout out a choked 'happy birthday' for him. For the rest of the day, you and Ultron spent the time doing anything he enjoyed. Which mostly consisted of rewatching movies, finding a remote area to watch the sunset together, talking under the stars – just enjoying your company was all he could ever want.
"Thank you for today.....I genuinely enjoyed it and you....." Ultron paused. "Well, I never enjoyed my 'birthday' since it wasn't as pleasant but you made it easier. Thank you for everything."
"Of course! This is literally the least I could do for you." You smiled sheepishly. "You deserve the day for yourself."
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Peter Pan
It wasn't odd that no one knew anything about Pan, but you bet Felix did.
"Hey, Felix." You whispered. The boy was scraping down the last spoonful of his plate and he shot you a puzzled look. "When's Pan's birthday?"
"Ask him." He responded.
"Where's the fun in that?" You whined. "I bet you know."
"Nope."
"You're lying."
"I'm not." Felix shrugged. "He never told me."
"Well that's a surprise." You huffed.
"Just ask him." Felix nodded towards Pan. You let out a sigh, you knew he was right. Speak of the devil, Pan walked over to the two of you and took the seat next to you.
"I heard my name." Pan raised a brow. "Ask me what?" You don't know why you felt your face flush but you glanced at Felix, who immediately avoided your gaze.
You sighed, "Well, we were wondering when your birthday is."
"They were." Felix corrected.
"Oh shut up. I know you're curious too." You scoffed. Pan just chuckled.
"Alright, I'll tell you two." He smirked. "But first, I want to hear your guesses."
"You look like a summer child, so.....June?"
"August?"
"May?" The two of you took turns randomly listing month and dates. While Pan just sat back with a cheeky grin.
"Alright. Wow, you guys weren't even close." Pan scoffed while you and Felix glared at him. Eventually, Pan told you his birthday.
"Oh! That's.....that's.....I don't even know what day it is." You realized. Pan had a smug look on his face.
"Oh don't worry about it. It's not like I expect much anyways." Pan stated. "Alright, it's nearly curfew." He stood up abruptly, dismissing everyone to bed. You eyed him cautiously. You stood up too, but stood besides Pan.
"It's today, isn't it?"
"Hm, what is?"
"Your birthday." You said. Pan shot you a short smile, it wasn't a cheeky smile but something that was all too familiar. "Come on." You took his hand and dragged him away from the camp.
"—(Y/N), seriously, I don't really celebrate—"
"I'm not hearing you out." You dismissed. Pan caught up with your pace, not resisting anymore and the two of you walked hand in hand through Neverland. Eventually, you came into a clearing where the view was absolutely breathtaking. It had a perfect scenery of the ocean with the full moon, the forest behind you. It looked like something out of a fantasy world.
"I see you've done some exploring." Pan chuckled. He was taking in the scenery and wasn't paying attention to you rapidly trying to set stuff up. So when he turned around to look at you, you were already sitting with cake. "Where–?"
"I was saving it." You replied. "For a special occasion, but I think that time is now." Pan sat across from you. In the dim moonlight, you could see a soft smile forming and....were those, tears?
"....thank you." He turned his face away to brush away the tears.
"Pan—"
"I just got dust in my eyes, I'll be fine." He dismissed and you let out a short giggle at how stubborn he was.
"Come on, it's supposed to be a happy occasion. That's why it's 'happy birthday'." You teased. "Happy birthday, Peter." Throughout the night, the two of you finished the cake under the stars while conversing. Soon enough, it came to an end and you walked back to camp with Pan.
"How can I thank you?" He cleared his throat.
"What is there to thank? It's the bare necessity."
"Either way....you still cared."
"Fine, since I know you won't stop pestering me." You bit the inside of your cheek. "I'll take a hug."
"A hug?"
"A hug." You smiled. Pan just shrugged and brought you into his embrace. You squeezed him gently as you felt him relax into you. Although your grip on him began to loosen, he didn't let go. You held him as he buried his face in the crook of your neck. "Are you alright?"
"Mmm, I like this."
"Hey, this is suppose to be my gift."
"I know you're enjoying this." Pan mumbled and you chuckled. He let go and you swore you could see the flush of his cheeks.
"Good night Pan." You smiled. Pan's smile faded as he nodded, a little sad that you had gone back to calling him 'Pan' instead of 'Peter'.
"Good night [Y/N]." He replied. "But next time, call me Peter."
"Will do!" You chuckled before heading towards your tent. Pan left with a giant ass smile.
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Felix
He was a quiet and reserved guy, so it wasn't a surprise when the other lost boys couldn't answer your question. You had known Felix for quite some time, yet he never mentioned his past nor his birthday to you. But you bet that one person knew.
"I don't know." Pan shrugged. You stared at him in disbelief.
"You're kidding."
"I'm not." He scoffed. "When have I ever 'kid'?"
"Do you want me to answer that?" You raised your eyebrow at him as he smirked at your rebuttal.
"Fine." After he told you the day and what day today was, you thanked him quickly before making a beeline to your tent. You realized you didn't have anything for Felix, no present, no card, no cake. So you rushed back to Pan to tell him your plan.
Eventually, Felix returned from the hunt with a few other lost boys. You rushed to Felix, "I can get that for you." You insisted.
"It's okay, I got it." Felix dismissed.
"No I got it." You assured. He stared at you in confusion before finally handing the hunt to you. There was a soft grunt from you, but ignored Felix's raised brow. He went to Pan and watched as you lugged the hunt to the campfire. You immediately told the returning lost boys the plan, and they all agreed. The rest of the night, everyone took Felix's regular duties. Which left him confused and a little sad.
"Am I no longer your best man?" You overheard him asking to Pan.
"What? Of course you are." Pan scoffed. "I just thought, today may be a good day for you to get some rest. The other lost ones can handle it." Felix didn't seem convinced, but he just nodded since it was Pan.
Finally, as dinner came to an end, the campfire started. To further avoid suspicion from Felix, Pan began the tune as normal. You watched in anticipation as Felix tended to the fire. Then, the music changed to a tuned down 'happy birthday'. The lost boys began to dance and clap in rhythm as Felix's expression turned dumbfounded until you brought out the cake, provided by Pan.
"What–?"
"Happy birthday, Felix!" You smiled. Pan smiled as he watched Felix blow out the candles and everyone cheered. You distributed cake to everyone, obviously giving Felix and Pan the biggest piece.
"You told them, didn't you." Felix whispered to Pan.
"'Course I did." Pan smirked. "Happy birthday, Felix." You watched as Felix's face flush and nod. You turned away before they could catch your gaze.
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Pitch Black
You had the entire day thought out. The morning would be casual and simple, then you two would go out for lunch - to a restaurant or cuisine of his own choosing. Return to spend more time together before you cook him his favorite dinner and finally give him his gift, then watch horror movies together. You sighed in content and hoped the day would actually go as planned.
Though, speaking of Pitch, he was nowhere to be found around his entire lair. You searched high and low until the shadows stirred.
"Oi, where's Pitch?" You asked them. They scowled and whispered amongst themselves until they finally answered.
"A Nightmare had escaped last night, and Lord Pitch went out to take care of it. The mare had caused quite a havoc." You gritted your teeth. Of course this would happen on a this day, the last birthday, he had gotten trapped in a dream catcher. You just hoped it wouldn't take long.
A few hours went by and you decided to start prepping for dinner. The fearlings curiously watched you, inching closer but you smacked them away from the food.
"Lord Pitch should've arrived by now." The Fearlings all sighed, and you joined them. You stared at the collection of horror movies he had. "Oooh, that one is good." They pointed at one of the horror movies and you picked it up. As you scanned the summary, a lone fearling rushed in.
"He's here! Lord Pitch is on his way!" The other Fearlings cheered and you sighed in relief as Pitch descended into his lair on a nightmare.
"–Ridiculous. Get out of my sight before I vaporize you." Pitch growled as the Nightmare galloped away. "Should've left them to the Guardians." His stern face diminished when he saw you and realized the time.
"Pitch–"
"(Y/N), I am so sorry for the delay.....I wasn't expecting it to take so long–" He explained, but you went in for a hug.
"Happy birthday." You sighed. Pitch gently rubbed your back in reassurance while the Fearlings snickered nearby. He sent them a deathly stare and they all went running into the shadows. Finally, you pulled away and dragged him to the kitchen. "I made you dinner, it might be cold but I can reheat it. I know you had a long day–" you started, but Pitch pulled you towards him. You faced him, flush against his chest as his other hand cupped your cheek before he pressed his lips to yours. He pushed you against the counter and lifted you on top of it, his hands now gripping your waist.
"The dinner can wait, I'd rather spend this moment with you." Pitch hummed.
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Jack Frost
You knew Jack's birthday was coming up and you wanted to prepare something special. It's been a few years since you two met and of course you would throw a tiny celebration. By 'tiny' it would just be the two of you. You had already set up the cake, it was an ice cream cake and it was decorated with extreme care and thought.
Now, you stood in your room trying to plan out the entire day for him. "Perhaps if I took him ice skating.....? No, that's too simple. What about an amusement park? Too busy and he might be reminded that some people can't see him......" You were busy thinking out loud, that you hadn't noticed Jack fly in.
"Yo." He finally greeted, causing you to jump. "So? What's so special about tomorrow that's got you so worked up?" He didn't know?
"When did you get here?" You rushed around trying to clean up your room.
"Eh, just a minute ago." Jack tilted his head at you. "Do you plan on doing something tomorrow? Cause I'll be busy." Your heart sunk. Truth be told, Jack was just messing with you.
"Oh, huh. I was hoping we could spend the day together." You chuckled nervously. Jack shook his head. "You can't even visit for a minute?"
"Nope." Jack grinned. Which made you realize his little prank.
"You little–" you scowled as he laughed. "Jerk."
"I'm sorry–" Jack cried out in between laughs.
You rolled your eyes and smirked, "you know what? No cake for you."
"No." Jack gasped.
"Yes."
"I'm sorry, (Y/N)!"
"Nope, it's too late." You smirked as Jack played along. Sooner or later the two of you came to an agreement when the birthday would start.
The day finally arrived and you were starting to worry about how plain his birthday might've been. And it was definitely difficult to navigate without Jack having to use his powers.....despite him making it clear that he was fine with it, you still insisted on driving. Truth be told, there wasn't much to do in Pennsylvania, even if you drove for a couple of hours. So, you took Jack around town and bought everything he wanted or needed.
"Are you sure? I don't want to waste your money like thay......I know how hard you worked for it." Jack scratched his head.
"Yes I'm sure." You grunted out, ignoring the strange look the cashier was giving you. The two of you settled on ice cream as you walked around, even coming across a lake where the two of you dipped your feet in. The peaceful moment lasted about a second before Jack kicked water at you. The water fight was one sided as Jack turned the water into ice, and you were shivering from the cold. "Jerk."
"You love me."
"In your dreams." You teased. As you drove back home, you couldn't help but think it was too simple. "....I'm sure you've had better birthdays in the past......I'm sorry if it's too boring or something like that." Jack gave you a quizzical look.
"No, this is the best birthday I could ask for. I don't know why you think that it's boring....." Jack chewed the inside of his cheek. "I had a lot of fun, and I have you to thank for it. Plus, I never really knew my birthday when I lost my memories."
"Oh fuck, I'm sorry Jack."
"No don't be." He smiled. "I genuinely had fun, but don't stress yourself out. I always have fun whenever I'm with you." The rest of the drive, your face was flushed but Jack was busy staring out the window to notice. You returned home and brought out the ice cream cake, lighting the candles and singing the traditional happy birthday song. Jack couldn't stop from staring at you, even after the song was over.
"Make a wish." You smiled. He nodded before closing his eyes and reopening them to blow the candles out.
"Thank you." Jack smiled, his cheeks flushed as he pulled you in for a hug. You went shock still from the surprise, but wrapped your arms around him in comfort.
"Happy birthday, Jack."
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aleksmaximoff · 2 years
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hc that Wanda's favorite color is blue
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babygirl-diaz · 2 years
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During that scene from AOU where Sam is playing pool with Steve and his pals, I wanna imagine Steve gets behind Sam at some point and adjusts the cue stick and Sam is offended like “Dude, I don’t need your help. I’m kicking ass on my own.” And one of the old guys is like “Son, I believe he is making a move on you.”
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pandagirl45 · 7 months
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Interviewer: so why drop the playboy title?
Tony: 1) kids 2) husband 3) I honestly realize I don't need to the sexual validation of a bunch random people because that is what my father done and 4) I am not that into sex versus making cool shit in my lab *pulls out a new experimental water purifier* been working with wakandan scientist on this project *starts talking in detail about it*
Ultron, 15: dad is nerding out
Bucky: love it when he does that
Anna, 17: it is their own fault for asking him that
Morgan, 11: *grinning taking notes*
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