#um maybe ill actually do the other chatacter at some point

[professorhotchkissesta]

Nancy Drew Characters I Have Questions For:

Ethel: Why are you here? Seriously. What do you get out of this? I get the whole family-cult-tradition-honor thing the Penvillyns had going on but like wtf do you come into this mess????? Like you don’t even get to hold the mug cake meteor at the end of the day. Nor do you get to make any cool extra security puzzles. All you get to do is have the weirdest fucking job of all time with an inconsistent sleep schedule where in every few days you gotta wake up your charge in the middle of the night to have a ritualistic chanting session in the foyer. Also you are fully dressed and decked out in strange dress up gear which mean you had to wake up early to get ready for this whole ordeal. Did you even get so sleep at all before hand??? Do you go back to bed after the ritual is over??? Are you really going to go through the whole ‘getting ready for bed’ thing and then the whole ‘getting ready for the day’ thing twice??? That sounds exhausting. Also you have to put up with Janes BS on a daily basis. ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT HOW THE FUCK WAS JANE GETTING AROUND YOU TO CONDUCT PSYCOGICAL WARFARE ON HER NEW STEP MOM???? WHEN DID SHE HAVE TIME FOR THIS IN BETWEEN HER LESSONS???? Ethel, I don’t know about you, but allowing your charge to put hair growth pills and other drugs into their parents cream and food sounds like a fireable offense. Did you get fired???? And if you did how did you cope with that until the end of time??? Did you go to your next job like “hi yes hello my name is Ethel and for the past 10 years I’ve been training children to pour hot oil down holes in the ground while wearing jewel encrusted tiaras complete with weird dangly loops” Because to be honest I don’t think that would have gotten you hired Ethyl, I just don’t.

#.... i had another point to make on this but then i blacked out whole typong and apparnetky have way more feelings on ethel than i thought #aNyWaY #um maybe ill actually do the other chatacter at some point #also i had a diffeeent point to make about ethel #so maybe ill do her again too 😂😂😂 #wiwjhww #Questions for Characters