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sansllura · 9 months
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They’re my comfort malewife/girlboss ship
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kanzakurawrites · 5 months
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I read the first Hunger Games book for the first time (yeah, I know I know) and now all I can imagine is a Descendants Au of it.
Like, the villains keep having children, and the children are having children. The isle of so overpopulated, very quickly, and the only solution that the villains think of is making a group of children fight to death each year. This is eight years into the Isle. The goblins row the kids out to the Isle of Doom, and go back at the end of each week. Some are done in that first week, the longest went two months.
The first few times the kids tried not to, they are kids, but then the adults just killed them all.
Unlike the Hunger Games, they allow one male and one female to come out alive (this proves their worth, and their children could be "strong". Remember, these are villains trying to get off the Isle)
Jay ends up in three times, he comes out each of them just a little more haunted.
Mal goes in at ten, she comes out without her wings and half dead. Gil was in that year, and he saved her life. (He found out about her dad, because Mal's flames showed themselves and she survived too many attempts on her life. He becomes a shadow to her, and not even Uma's wrath will make him stop)
Evie ends up in there at 15, going in Dizzy's place. It was the quickest game the Isle ever had. She poisoned the remaining food and water, and thanks to her mother, she was able to go without it while waiting.
Uma and Harry were in together. Uma was 11, and Harry was 12. Ever since they've been inseparable, but they don't talk about what happened in there.
Carlos is a lucky one. His cousin Ivy took his place, and she burned the Isle of Doom to the ground. She's one of the few never allowed back there, as the next year's games weren't as entertaining for the oldest villains. (But that's the year they found out there's just a smidge of magic on the isle, because the few trees that were there grew back)
Many VK's try to disappear to avoid the games. Some live under the Isle in the tunnels, which has driven a couple mad.
And yet Auradon doesn't realize what is happening - or they just don't care.
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dxscxndxnts · 1 month
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Uma is Auradon Prep’s Principal
Okay maybe now I’m interested in Rise of Red
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the VKs should not be as ok as they were, you can't tell me they don't have any trauma after growing up on a the trash heap that is the Isle.
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dragoneyes618 · 10 months
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I read something once that pointed out that Descendants would make more sense if it was two years between the first two movies, instead of just six months.
Why is everyone too distracted to notice how overwhelmed Mal is? Because they're graduating and applying to college or getting jobs and so on.
Why is Uma so angry at Ben for forgetting about the rest of the Isle kids after getting the Core 4 off? Because it's actually been a couple of years with no progress instead of just a few months.
And then D3 could be six months after that.
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bucket-barnes · 9 months
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Audrey’s list of actual crimes:
So as we know, Audrey was the main villain of descendants 3 and committed several actual crimes and got away with it, so to put into perspective just how absurd that is here is a physical list of every crime Audrey committed in D3 in chronological order
-breaking and entering
-destruction of property
-theft
-unlicensed possession of a firearm (you could make the argument that maleficent’s scepter is a firearm)
-possession of a lethal weapon with intent to harm (the scepter)
-cruel and unusual punishment(aging Mal, cursing Ben, the sleeping and stone curses)
-domestic violence (Chad)
-eight counts of attempted murder (Night falls: one count per person)
-attempted regicide (Mal)
-kidnapping (Celia)
-child endangerment (Celia)
-Treason (just throughout the whole movie)
All of this because she couldn’t get over her boyfriend dumping her in high school…and she got away with not even a slap on the wrist
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theamityelf · 2 months
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Uma answers the phone, and it's the standard "We have your boyfriend!" ransom call.
For a second she just stands there with a thoughtful look, like she's doing mental math. "Uh-huh..."
"Now, if you ever want to see him again-"
"No, shut up for a second, I'm tryna think."
"You...What?"
She thinks for another second and then gives up. "Alright, you're gonna have to tell me who you have. If it was Ben, you'd have said you have the king; if it was Harry or Gil, I'd be impressed..."
"It's not me!" Gil calls out helpfully from another room. "And Jay's sitting on my lap."
"And it's not Jay," she adds. "So, who'd you catch?"
The voice on the other end of the phone grunts in annoyance. "You know, the blond guy."
"The blond guy's here; that's what I just said."
"No, the-! Cinderella's son. I forget his name; he hasn't been on the news in a while." There's an offended noise, ostensibly from a gagged prince of Cinderellasburg who didn't appreciate the comment on his diminishing spotlight.
"Oh my gods," Uma groans. "You got Chad? He's not even my boyfriend; he's my girlfriend's boyfriend. Did he say he's my boyfriend?"
"He said we should think twice about holding him for ransom because the queen of the sea was going to destroy us."
"Well, yeah, but only because it's the cool thing to do." Uma is putting on her sword belt and jacket at this point. "I mean, Audrey would be pissed if I just let him be kidnapped. Is there a reason you called me? He told you I'd destroy you, and you thought 'I have an idea, let's call her?' How'd you even get my number?"
"Listen closely! We took him because we thought the royals of Cinderellasburg would pay a hefty price for his return. But now that we know he's valuable to the queen of the sea as well, we'd like to make a deal. If you sink the ships of our enemies, we'll return the prince to you with all his fingers."
"Dude, I don't even know who your enemies are. Do you have nautical coordinates?"
"There are five ships we'd like you to sink. I'm sending you the first set of coordinates now, and if the ship is not destroyed within the hour, the prince loses two fingers."
"Got it," Uma muses, glancing across the room at Carlos, who gives her a thumbs up.
"And before you think about attacking us, you should know we're landlocked!"
"Yeah, for sure. I hear you." She's putting eyeliner on in the mirror.
"The first ship, now! When you're done, we'll send the next coordinates."
"Great, yeah. Okay."
The phone hangs up.
"That was long enough to get his location, right?" she asks over her shoulder.
"Yep, we got him," Carlos answers. He's in bed, but he pulled his laptop onto his lap as soon as the matter of hostages was mentioned.
"Cool. Guess I'll go get Chad and...I don't know, kill that guy?"
"No killing. Remedial Goodness."
"Oh, like the crown isn't responsible for-...Whatever. I'll just break his knees."
Another thumbs up. Jane, sitting next to Carlos, looks slightly bewildered, but she hops up to grab Uma's hat for her as she heads out the door.
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caswensworld · 1 month
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Uma being the principal fits her character so well! She cares about the people of the Isle and fight for their freedom and acceptance, now she can do the same for everyone else beyond Auradon. She probably made friends with a few people while she was on the run. I love how Mal approached her with the job as well, it kinda shows how far they’ve come. And for those of you saying she’s a little young for it, please remember Ben became king at 16 and Mal got married before she was 18 so is this really out of pocket?
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mistressvera · 6 days
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China Anne McClain as Uma
Descendants: The Rise of Red
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humaforever · 6 months
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Uma needs a hug
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not-logan-paul · 7 months
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My Descendants Headcanons
Mal- Bisexual
Jay- Pansexual
Evie- Lesbian
Carlos- Demiboy and Asexual
Uma- Genderfluid
Harry- Omnisexual and Nonbinary
Gil- Gay and Trans
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kanzakurawrites · 1 month
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Alright, I love Uma, but I don't know how I feel about this whole principal of Auradon Prep thing. (especially since Uma is barely older than the kids AT Auradon Prep)
Maybe its just because I'm so attached to the idea of Uma being like an ambassador for the Isle kids. Idk.
Still not taking this movie as canon
I'm NOT too surprised by Auradon Prep not being open to everyone - although I do wonder what KINGDOMS it wasn't open to. With that said, how does the principal have the power to open the school up to the kingdoms - also why are they suddenly using 'principal' instead of 'headmistress.' Yes, they are the same thing, but its just interesting that they decided not to use 'headmistress' since that's the term that has been used in reference to FG.
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purple-dragon-queen · 1 month
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DESCENDANTS FANS RISE OF RED TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPED. GO CHECK IT OUT AND REBLOG WITH YOUR THOUGHTS. I WANNA SEE WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING!!!
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chocotacoshawtybae · 19 days
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‼️NOT MY EDIT‼️
this man. THIS MAN. i swear.. he’s fine and he knows it- i swear.
edit of the dayyy (i’m sorry, ik i keep forgetting to post them everyday and i didn’t post one yesterday so i’ll post another to make up for it) 💋💋
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Taylor Swift + descendants characters
this is me trying, Anti-hero - Mal
seven - Jay
mirrorball - Evie
would’ve, could’ve, should’ve - Carlos
right where you left me - Uma
Ships songs
Peace - Bal
Gold rush, Willow - Jaylos
Tis this damn season, lavender haze - malvie
Cowboy like me - huma
Invisible String - core four
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bucket-barnes · 7 months
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Things I learned about the sea three from Uma’s wicked book
Which I bought with my own money despite being in high school and very much not the target demographic
Uma:
- her love of sea ponies wasn’t just a fannon thing, she actually loves them and it’s adorable
- she’s had some pretty dark thoughts (for a kids movie franchise) while on the isle
- has saved Gil from drowning
-considers Harry the exception when it comes to proving of worth
Harry:
-His dad gave him both his original D2 jacket and hook
-his guyliner is very rarely actual eyeliner…it’s just soot he rubs on his eyes and occasionally old eyeliner from Auradon if he could get his hands on it
-very much values his father’s approval
-he got Uma a cracked crystal ball for her birthday
-once ate a ton of sour candy in one day and then couldn’t talk for a week
Gil:
- has a stepmother
-can sew and makes clothes for his brothers
- Ursula has beef with him
-didn’t know what grass was until he saw a photo of Auradon (that tracks, honestly)
Do with information what you will
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