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theamityelf · 1 month
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Uma answers the phone, and it's the standard "We have your boyfriend!" ransom call.
For a second she just stands there with a thoughtful look, like she's doing mental math. "Uh-huh..."
"Now, if you ever want to see him again-"
"No, shut up for a second, I'm tryna think."
"You...What?"
She thinks for another second and then gives up. "Alright, you're gonna have to tell me who you have. If it was Ben, you'd have said you have the king; if it was Harry or Gil, I'd be impressed..."
"It's not me!" Gil calls out helpfully from another room. "And Jay's sitting on my lap."
"And it's not Jay," she adds. "So, who'd you catch?"
The voice on the other end of the phone grunts in annoyance. "You know, the blond guy."
"The blond guy's here; that's what I just said."
"No, the-! Cinderella's son. I forget his name; he hasn't been on the news in a while." There's an offended noise, ostensibly from a gagged prince of Cinderellasburg who didn't appreciate the comment on his diminishing spotlight.
"Oh my gods," Uma groans. "You got Chad? He's not even my boyfriend; he's my girlfriend's boyfriend. Did he say he's my boyfriend?"
"He said we should think twice about holding him for ransom because the queen of the sea was going to destroy us."
"Well, yeah, but only because it's the cool thing to do." Uma is putting on her sword belt and jacket at this point. "I mean, Audrey would be pissed if I just let him be kidnapped. Is there a reason you called me? He told you I'd destroy you, and you thought 'I have an idea, let's call her?' How'd you even get my number?"
"Listen closely! We took him because we thought the royals of Cinderellasburg would pay a hefty price for his return. But now that we know he's valuable to the queen of the sea as well, we'd like to make a deal. If you sink the ships of our enemies, we'll return the prince to you with all his fingers."
"Dude, I don't even know who your enemies are. Do you have nautical coordinates?"
"There are five ships we'd like you to sink. I'm sending you the first set of coordinates now, and if the ship is not destroyed within the hour, the prince loses two fingers."
"Got it," Uma muses, glancing across the room at Carlos, who gives her a thumbs up.
"And before you think about attacking us, you should know we're landlocked!"
"Yeah, for sure. I hear you." She's putting eyeliner on in the mirror.
"The first ship, now! When you're done, we'll send the next coordinates."
"Great, yeah. Okay."
The phone hangs up.
"That was long enough to get his location, right?" she asks over her shoulder.
"Yep, we got him," Carlos answers. He's in bed, but he pulled his laptop onto his lap as soon as the matter of hostages was mentioned.
"Cool. Guess I'll go get Chad and...I don't know, kill that guy?"
"No killing. Remedial Goodness."
"Oh, like the crown isn't responsible for-...Whatever. I'll just break his knees."
Another thumbs up. Jane, sitting next to Carlos, looks slightly bewildered, but she hops up to grab Uma's hat for her as she heads out the door.
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herdragonknights · 2 years
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Into The Dragon’s Den (Season 5)
Ben: *watches Harry run into a wall trying to catch a ball*…..you ever look around and wonder, ‘where the hell is my life going?’ But then you see this stray animal in need of a home so you take it in, feed it, try to give it love but then you realize it has 2 brain cells that barely work and has zero thought behind those big brown eyes?
Lonnie, screaming in aroace: uhhh…sure
Evie: you just described Mal when she forgets she can’t eat cooked meat *playing in Lonnie’s hair*
Ben: how bad is that normally?
Evie: on a scale of 1-10…she’s a giant baby and need constant supervision
Lonnie: don’t you mean ‘attention’ ?
Ben: considering Mal set a limo on fire with my parents in it, on a good day, I think that’s accurate
Lonnie: wait…why wasn’t I invited?!
Ben, facepalms: why, why are my friends trying to kill my parents?!
Audrey, walks over holding a bloody bag: Uma just gave me a dead fish..
Evie, soothing her pouting child: well hello to you too
Ben: as a gift?
Audrey: *rolls eyes* hi and i’m not…sure she said ‘I got you a present’ then shoved it in my hand and left
Evie: Mal gave me a dead rabbit this morning, you get used to it
Audrey: oh…okay??? *stares at it gagging*
Evie: yeah, especially since Uma likes you so expect more gifts like that *gets up to stop Mal from strangling Carlos*
Audrey: i’m just not sure if I should keep it or cook it…
Audrey, when it clicks: sHE WHAT?!
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umaudreyau · 10 months
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have they ever interacted canonically? nope
do i ship them more than any canon ship? yes
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Just wrote an audruma fic
inspired by @freddieslater's audruma drabble
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dizzydizney · 2 years
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takaraphoenix · 2 years
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9 and 16? 💙💙💙
Thanks for playing, dear! ^o^
9. Favorite non canon wlw ship in [insert fandom]?
You forgot to insert a fandom, Gennie!
So like. My favorite non canon wlw ship IN GENERAL then. Amusingly enough, the very one I am currently engaging with by making pride GIFs for them both xD
Audrey/Uma from Descendants!
I genuinely love them both individually so much already but I think they are an absolute power couple.
16. Where did you first see your own identity represented in canon?
I already answered this one yesterday! Willow from BtVS was the first lesbian I ever saw, Raphael from Shadowhunters the first ace and V from Shameless the first polyamorous character (even though Shameless handled that poorly and did them dirty in the end)!
Pride Ask Game
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hannahhook7744 · 2 years
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Who do u ship Audrey with? Do you think she's better off with a vk or ak after d3
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Okay, so I'm a multishipper so I have a few... and these are it;
Pre-descendants Baudrey (Ben and Audrey before Ben started neglecting their relationship and all the other drama that came in d1 and after).
Pre d3 Chaudrey (Stopped shipping it as much after Audrey locked Chad in a closet).
Umaudrey (because they're both strong young woman who deserve better than what they got in descendants).
Gaudrey (because it's a cute ship and Gil is unlikely to do anything to hurt her).
Jaudrey (because it's cute).
And lastly, Haudrey. My favorite ship.
I know alot of people ship Huma and I do too but I ship Haudrey more because.. well, Uma doesn't really need anybody outside of her crew. She never longs for love. She never wishes for it. She just wants her crew and the other isle kids safe and off the isle. Which she gets.
I like to imagine that she remains happy whether or not Harry and her become a thing. I like to imagine that she becomes a successful singer as well as an ambassador/queen of the isle while remaining captain of her crew. Because she deserves that. She deserves to be happy with or without a man. So I can leave her without one in good conscience because she truly wouldn't mind having a man or woman.
But Audrey? Audrey's different. Audrey's trickier. Because I literally can not say the same things I said about Uma for her. Because canon has repeatedly squashed that idea and reinforced that Audrey needs love. That it's the biggest thing she wants-- since she'll become a queen with or without Ben. It's the thing she wants most. That and approval.
She wants her grandmother to love and approve of her to compliment her. Wants her aunt and uncle and parents to approve of and love her enough to stick around. She wants a guy to love who won't neglect her and split like Ben did even though she knows he didn't do it on purpose. Though she didn't always know that;
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I mean look. Look at her. She definitely did not know that Ben was spelled in that moment. She didn't know that her boyfriend and friend since childhood wasn't humiliating her because he had been cheating on her and didn't care about her feelings. She didn't know that this was the work of a spell and that he probably would have dumped her more privately than this had, he has the chance.
And the fact that he just assumed that she didn't take their relationship seriously after the fact just because she kissed Chad immediately after (which was obviously her trying to make him feel as hurt as she was by kissing another childhood friend of theirs) and never had a conversation with her about it didn't help. Because it just made this poor, insecure, and somewhat socially awkward teenage girl think that she wasn't worth the apology.
Sure, she was a bit mean to the vks. But she wasn't the only one. In fact, if you watch school of secrets, it becomes apparent that a large majority of the school didn't want the vks there or respect Ben's choice to bring them there. Hell, there was a petition to keep the vks out of their school for God's sake that we never see Audrey sign.
She also helped Ben with the stuff leading to the vks coming there. Sure, it was mainly to spend time with him and sure she joked about her ideas scaring the vks off. But she still helped. The vks got picked up in a limo and got to eat sweets for the first time because of her. Sure, she deserved a bit of bad karma or something that would make her see sense regarding the vks. And sure, Ben was gonna dump her sooner or later.
But my god, Audrey did not deserve that. No one does. Certainly not a 15 to 16 year old girl who is learning all the wrong things from her abusive grandmother while her parents off doing God knows what all the time with her aunt and uncle while her grandmother pins her and her cousin against one another. Certainly not a teenage girl who thinks she's not pretty or smart enough. Certainly not a teenage girl who's been taught all her life that she has to be perfect or else she's an embarrassment. Certainly not a teenage girl who had been friends with that boy and dating him for God knows how long for years at that point.
Her boyfriend left her for the daughter of her family's enemy. A girl that was so very different from her. A girl that her grandmother would despise and go on to compare her to for the next year or two until she snapped and turned evil, and finally got that apology she deserved a year or two too late. And she had no idea he was spelled at the time.
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And in exact same movie where she was dumped we see this. Her looking shocked and happy to see her parents at her ex's coronation. Shocked to see them at what would have been her coronation.
Doug and Ben weren't that surprised to see their parents at coronation or at family day. We never saw Audrey's parents at family day even though she and her grandmother make a seem. All of this seems to imply that Audrey doesn't see her parents as often as the other kids' do. And when you consider that this might actually be the case and that it has been for some time, it outs alot of her behavior into prospective and makes you feel even more bad for her.
Especially since they don't show up in d3 to check on her either. All she wants is love and approval and she clearly doesn't love Chad the way he loves her. Even though she apparently tried. So I ship her with Harry. Because Harry wants love just as badly as she does even though we see it less often.
We see him try and get love and approval from Uma who rebuffs him in d3 (which is her right). We see him do everything she wants. We see him lash out at those around them-- those who hurt the girl he loves/his bestfriend. We know from Cj's treasure that his father isn't the most stable parent out there and we see that he clearly looks up to him alot. He wants love and Audrey wants love. They both have faced rejection and have lead unstable, unconventional lives. Which is why I think they'd be perfect for eachother.
Because they'd both understand eachother in a way others can't. They both know what it's like to be rebuffed and overlooked and ignored. They're also kind of opposites, which means they can also help eachother in other ways. Harry can bring Audrey out of her shell and help her have some fun, and began to love herself again.
Audrey can help him learn how to properly apply make up and learn some patience. She can help him learn how to count and read clocks. Can help him get use to the sound of clocks. She can help him find some hobbies for him to do while Uma is at work and teach him how to control his temper. And they can both stand up for the other against their families and friends. They might not be perfect-perfect but they would be nice together.
They'd help eachother heal. Whether or not they would be dating one another. They'd make good friends at the very least. At the end of the day, I ship Audrey with Harry the most but I also ship Audrey with Happiness because I just want her and Harry to be happy. No matter who they are with. Oh and we know that Harry would respect her like he does Uma, which is another thing Audrey has always wanted. So, it would work because of all of that.
As for your 2nd question, I think she might go better with a VK because of the d3 incident. Because most of the aks seem to be very judgemental. So, yeah. Who do you ship her with?
Edit; TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG ABOUT ONE THING. AUDREY'S PARENTS WERE AT FAMILY DAY!
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jojea · 2 years
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the feminine urge to commit acts of villainy 😌💕
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nocturna-iv · 3 years
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4 yes, your majesty. fics asks
Hi luv!About this ask game.
You know? This made me think of "Queen" by Loren Gray.
And that immediately made me think of Sea Three + Audrey. 
I imagine Audrey winning Uma's heart first and being a duo of powerful and beautiful queens with incredible style and presence. Gil would soon after fall under the charms of Audrey. But Harry has been putting up some battle, measuring how much he can push Audrey first. The chemistry is there and of course, Audrey makes Uma happy, so obviously, the princess is of Harry's interest. But he just wants to see how much ground he can take from Audrey. It’s kind of cute if you ask Uma and Audrey. And funny, if you ask Gil.
And suddenly Audrey reacts, powerful, magnificent, with a million-dollar smile and "I'ma show you how to treat me like a queen. Boy, you better bow down on your knees. Can I get a yes, your majesty?" And BOOM. There is our pirate dazzled by the brightness of his new star. 
Audrey dominating Harry sounds so good! And a show that Uma would approve of. Not counting the "Oh no..." of Harry realizing that he is doomed.
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camscendants · 3 years
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@hersilentlanguage tier list
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glambitions-a · 4 years
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[ audruma but make it purple ]
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theamityelf · 2 years
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Just updated the Descendats/Good Omens AU!
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herdragonknights · 2 years
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Into The Dragon’s Den (season 5)
Ben: for self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act….wisely?
Carlos: *shrugs* okay
Mal: *sitting in Evie’s lap* sounds easy enough
Uma: sure
Ben: if you don’t want to die, give me ALL of your money
Uma: *scrolling through her phone* bold of you to assume I have money
Mal: bold of you to assume I don’t want to die
Carlos: bold of you to assume I CAN die
Ben: *face palms*
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Evie: did it hurt when you fell babe?
Mal: from what? heaven? Or in love with you?
Evie:
Evie: *deep inhale* okay 1. you’re more likely to crawl out of hell and 2. you just faceplanted down a flight of stairs!
Mal: oh…right…well in that case *holds up broken arm* I’m in A LOT of pain
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Jay: are you sure?
Mal: *shoving him* yes yes do it!
Jay: okay stop pushing! *clears throat* hey C?
Carlos: yes?
Jay: you wanna know what you and a snowflake have in common?
Carlos: we’re both white >_>
Jay: what? No! *ignores Mal wheezing in the background*
Carlos: then what?
Jay: you’re beautiful, unique..
Carlos: aww ba-
Jay: and one touch you’re wet~
Carlos: you were the ONE person I trusted ///////
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Harry: ye know wha’, we’re all like a big ‘appy family!
Carlos: *considers drinking bleach* we are?
Harry: yes! an’ am papa, an’ Ben’s te’ mama
Ben: why am I the mom?
Audrey: because you’re a pussy
Ben: I-…that’s not how that works!
Uma: *to Carlos* I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the sister or something but I’m not….I’ll be the gay emo cousin
Carlos: fine! then I’ll be the son, the hotshot and the star of this crackhouse~
Mal: *wearing a cast* I feel like I’d be the fresh out of jail uncle
Jay: what did you go to jail for?
Mal: I’m wanted in 3 countries for a crime they can’t prove I committed
Lonnie: are we still roleplaying or…
Mal: don’t ask questions you aren’t ready to answer
Evie: *cleaning Mal’s browser history* and I’ll be the sassy aunt, rich, and married to the fresh out of jail uncle….that talks shit about everyone
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umaudreyau · 10 months
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how descendants 3 should’ve gone :)
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go-sullivan · 3 years
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Ten Minutes Ago
Prompt from @hersilentlanguage based on this Ask Game.
Uma shows up to a Christmas party in stunning formal wear, making Audrey just a little bit weak in the knees.
Why am I dumb and this makes me think of that time I had an idea to put all the Descendants teens in “different stories” and I had Audrey and Uma in Cinderella. (It was like a curse type scenario. And Chad was the only one that was like what is happening. My mind y’all.)
Prompt Proper:
Audrey was chatting with So and So and What’s Her Face. Which wasn’t true. She was barely listening to their talk of boys or hats or whatever. 
It made Audrey want to plan her escape. How far was it to the front door?
Forming her exit strategy is why Audrey had her eyes on the entrance. 
She was sure she had stopped breathing.
Uma had arrived.
The pirate captain was in her usual color, but this dress was stunning. The blues made Audrey think of the ocean, waves and waves.
And wasn’t that fitting? 
Uma gave the impression of the ocean. Unforgiving to untrained, cocky sailors.  But rewarding to those that respected her. After everything Audrey had done, she knew were she fell.
“Audrey?”
“Yeah. Horses. I’m going to go get punched. I mean get some punch.”
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And then Uma and Audrey talk of course. And Uma is amazing. And Audrey’s brain breaks, like who’s wouldn’t? They dance and dance. 
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takaraphoenix · 2 years
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How odd we talkin.. and which fandoms exactly? 😏
*chuckles* I mean, I am known for an excessive list of rarepairs in the PJO fandom alone. And have some Shadowhunters rarepairs too.
And I do intend it to be the fandoms I frequent, or at least have written for before - Shadowhunters, Percy Jackson, DC Comics, Disney/DreamWorks.
Make a pitch, the worst that happens is that you hit a ship I don't sail and I'll say no, which would leave you right where you are, or you hit bull's eye and I'll end up putting it on the list ;)
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