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[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[raiisakitsune]

Luther: are you seeing someone?

Klaus: do you mean a therapist, a boy or a ghost?

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[thetruedelores]

Five: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Klaus: sometimes wearing a shirt feels like my skin is burning and I want to rip it off my flesh until I'm just bones, its like this overwhelming torturous feeling and then I take off my shirt and I'm completely fine

Five: you're autistic

Klaus: that's what that is??

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[nagitosstolenhand]

*Reading Viktors book* Ben: "Klaus Hargreeves slutty drug addict"?? Klaus: heh that's original Ben: "TOO DEAD TO FUNCTION????" Klaus: hey- that's only okay when I say it

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[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy characters as my snap memories

luther: me when cleaning my bedding late at night means having to put my bedding on late at night :(

diego: fellas is it bad when u end up seeing barbie with your ex and she doesn't talk to you like at all during the ride over or when you drive her home

allison: shoutout to the random nights where one of my siblings puts plants on the bathroom counter (i don't know why they're here)

klaus: do i get a cartilage piercing in twenty minutes in claire's yay or nay

five: why did you send me a link to online therapy

ben: why did i just hear my brother say "what if we threw a barbie inspired jfk assassination party"

viktor: i was hoping they wouldn't deadname me in the program for today's concert but there wasn't a program at all so it's a win ig

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[jellybeanium124]

Klaus: so it seems like the time I spend in each timeline gets exponentially shorter. Five: wait, you know the word "exponentially??" Klaus: by my calculations, we'll be here no more than 12 hours. Five: what calculations??

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[aureat-melodies]

The sparrow academy: but he’s just a kid -

The Hargreaves, already taking a step back: *collective sigh*

Five, suddenly holding a gun: call me a kid one more time. Do it. I DARE you.

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[bluegingham]

Ben (S3): Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Klaus: It's a hug, Ben. I am hugging you.

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[vivi-taylorsversion]

Laughs In Depressed/Anxiety

Luther: *enters room* today I'm happy

(Y/N): why?

Luther: I have no reason not to be

Y/n, Klaus, Five & Viktor: *laugh in depressed/anxiety*

x

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Diego: The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them

Diego: You know, I lie and tell Luther I’m sorry all the time

Luther: *glares at him*

Diego: I’m sorry

Diego: See?

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[thewallflowerwriter]

Klaus: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Five: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away?

Klaus: Death isn't real, and I'm basically god!

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[thetruedelores]

Five, to Lila: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Diego: alright, emergency family meeting, Five "went to get ice cream"

Allison: and why is this an emergency

Diego: last time he just "went to go do something" the donut shop got shot up!

Klaus: he has a good point

Luther: do you really think he's going to kill somebody?

Diego: that's what I'm trying to figure out

Five, blinking in: alright what's going on why are you all standing in a circle

Diego: ... Is that ice cream?

Five: congratulations Diego, you have the object recognition skills of a child

Luther: so you didn't kill anyone

Five: for the love of God- why do you think I was going out to kill someone??

Klaus: you were an assassin

Allison: and you did kill all those people at the donut shop

Diego: and the board of directors

Five: I didn't kill anyone!

Diego: Okay okay...

Diego: hey, can I have some-

Five: eat shit and die

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[nagitosstolenhand]

Luther: We probably won't be together again until the next funeral.

Diego:

Diego: Why is everyone looking at me?

Victor: You are one of the oldest

Allison: You do constantly get involved with mass shoot outs

Klaus: I'm honestly so high right now I don't even know where I'm looking

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[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy characters as my snap memories, pt iii

luther: i spilled a drink and now i’m FUCKING STICKY

diego: how do i know when a girl is being mean just to be mean or when she’s being mean to flirt with me

allison: how the fuck have i ended up in a situation where my brother is trying to teach organic chemistry to me

klaus: i’m trying to reach peak homosexuality and i fucking hope it’s working

five: having a breakdown in the library > having a breakdown at home

ben: I WANT A CAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

viktor: the only thing keeping me from having a breakdown about my instrument falling apart is the fact that [klaus] started playing the mamma mia movie in the background

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