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rmbaloncesto · 2 years
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efimeracamaleonica · 5 months
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Tetitas 🫶🏻
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why-do-we-do-this · 4 months
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The story about the man with a bigger ass than Roier
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Quackity: First of all we need to make something very clear; Roier no longer has the biggest ass in Mexico. Someone took the title from this guy
Roier: Okay, let's tell it- Well do we say where we were or no? I think yes, right?
Quackity: Uh- yes. Yeahyeahyeah
Roier: Okay, guys, do you all remember the ESLAND* hotel? We went to this same hotel but to eat, and as we were leaving there was this man with a massive ass- enormous-
Cellbit, laughing: We were like- chatting- and out of nowhere this guy with an enormous ass just appears, all caked up- (laughing too hard to speak)
Roier: But- but I mean, this bastard was stopped like this, look look look! (Roier demonstrates) He was turned around like this, and then he looked over like this-
Quackity: I'm g- look, I'm going to tell you exactly in the way that it happened, look look look-
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Quackity: We were leaving- we drank last night so my voice is a little fucked- We were leaving to go drink, and suddenly while leaving- it was like one in the morning, right? One thirty in the morning, in the same hotel we went to for ESLAND*- and this guy passed by- but he was like- he was a guy and I swear to you he was passing by like this- (demonstrates) Some of the- The biggest ass cheeks I have ever seen in my life! In my life!
Roier: But- but in truth- people, compared to me I hadn't ever met someone with such a big ass- it was like two enormous bowling balls like this (makes tongue clicking noises)
Cellbit: Perfectly aligned, like- spherical
Roier: Yes, perfect- I mean, his pants were glowing- his pants were glowing, man!
Cellbit: Yes- I was crying like how much (makes distressed noises) -the biggest ass!
Roier, in a half-crying voice: The pants- I'm tired, boss-
Quackity: It's was so symmetrical, dude- It was an incomparable symmetry, man.
Cellbit: It was a perfect symmetry- and he looked behind himself like (demonstrates) "Hello- Hello where are you going to?"
Quackity: Nonono I- when I saw this it messed me up and I said- and I said to Cellbit- I said to him-
(Cellbit starts laughing)
Quackity: I was concerned! I was concerned! Guys, imagine me, my fucking worried face- and I was actually very concerned and I said "Cellbit." And he went "What? What happened?" "I found Roier's competitor."
(Cellbit and Roier giggle)
Quackity: And Cellbit fucking turned around and went "NO WAY." It was like- I compared it to the sun. The sun is always there, and you can't ignore it!
Roier: You can't!
Quackity: Because it's so fucking bright! That was how this guy's ass was! In truth it was a beautifully symmetrical sight. And it's actually very sad because [Roier] is no longer number one. Now he's number-
Roier: Now I'm number two-
Quackity: You're number three because his two count for lighting up this part of the world, man! You're number- (laughs too hard to speak)
*Thank you to @cokemcyt in the tags for explaining this: #for anyone who doesnt know the ESLAND awards are awards for spanish speaking content creators and one time they took place in mx city!
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observers-journal · 11 months
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Tenoch Huerta in Get the Gringo
Pouty baby, yet again. Killing us all with that goddamn side profile.
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Reposted from @/tenochcentric on Twitter
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apendice-chileno · 1 year
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pink
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latinotiktok · 1 year
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Helping with Brazilian songs. Classics Edition:
"O Descobridor dos sete mares" e "Não quero dinheiro (Só quero amar)" - Tim Maia
"Tiro ao Álvaro" - Elis Regina e Adoniran Barbosa
"Sangue Latino" - Secos & Molhados
"Cheia de Manias" - Raça Negra
"Para ser sincero" e "Era um garoto, que como eu, amava os Beatles e os Rolling Stones" - Engenheiros do Hawaii
"Primeiros Erros (Chove)" - Capital inicial [EU SEI QUE A MÚSICA NÃO É DELES, MAS EU GOSTO MAIS DESSA VERSÃO]
"Tá vendo aquela lua" - Exaltasamba
"Faroeste Caboclo" e "Que Pais é Esse" - Legião urbana
"Evidências" - Chitãozinho e Xororó
"Como eu quero" - Kid Abelha
"Sonífera ilha" - Titãs
"Nós vamos invadir sua praia" - Ultraje a Rigor
"Vento Ventania" - Biquini Cavadão
"Amiga da minha mulher" e "Burguesinha" - Seu Jorge
"Deixa Acontecer" - Grupo Revelação
"Xote das Meninas" - Luiz Gonzaga
"Metamorfose Ambulante" - Raul Seixas
"Astronauta de mármore" - Nenhum de Nós
"Menina Veneno" - Ritchie
"Ana Júlia" - Los Hermanos
"Exagerado" - Cazuza
"Uma bomba" - Braga boys
"Cerol na mão" e "O baile todo" - Bonde do tigrão
"Rap da Felicidade" e "Morro do Dendê" - Cidinho e Doca
"O que pensa que eu sou" - Banda Djavú e DJ Juninho Portugal
"A Lua me traiu" - Banda Calypso
Gracias 😭💞💞💞
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flvmvzul · 9 months
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quiero tirarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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satcmis · 4 months
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' ¿te importaría devolvérmela? no es más que una carta, nada de interés ' .
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⭕Papá, ¿sabes que el niño que se sienta junto a mí en el cole se llama Mateo y está enamorado de mí?
🔘 No hija, seguro que le gustas porque eres un encanto... pero estar enamorado es un poco exagerado.
⭕Pero papá, ¿no significa lo mismo?
🔘No amor, estar enamorado significa mucho más.
⭕Entonces, si él me ayuda a colorear, me cierra el delantal, lava mis pinceles, me da la pieza más grande de su merienda, me dice que soy muy bella, me alisa el cabello con sus dedos, me ayuda siempre con mi mochila, me lleva de la mano y siempre se despide con un delicado abrazo y un besito. ¿No está enamorado de mí?
🔘Lo siento hija. Tienes toda la razón... No sabía de todas estas cosas. Tal vez, Mateo esté más enamorado que muchos adultos.
ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔞 🖤
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sabi-star-blog · 4 months
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Feliz cumple Cenny!!
Me demore un montón QWQ pero espero que hayas pasado un hermoso cumple junto a las personitas que te aman uwu disfruta de un año más de vida!! \>W</
@jglyanoro
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efimeracamaleonica · 10 months
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800 seguidores, es un montón! Gracias 💕🇦🇷💗
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leixo-demo · 1 year
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hola!!1 solo una pregunta en tu opinion crees que ikkan toma su mate con azucar o sin azucar??? (esta pregunta es muy importante)
((TRL: Hii, one quest, what do you think ikkan drinks mate tea with or without sugar??? its a very important question))
With sugar, but ichiya puts way more, heres a remaster of a drawing i already did
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For context, in my headcanons, Ikkan and Ichiya are "Patagonians" they are originally from SouthAmerica and moved to Inkadia in our current Japan.
Ichiya is from Entreaguas (Chile) and Ikkan is from the capital of Pilar (Argentina)
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ihuerfanas · 11 months
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                     starter abierto:  2da gen. cestlavie. 
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      ‘  te juro no quería hacerlo...  lo siento ’  termina con esa gran frase que alguna vez escuchó en una canción;  esperando que la muchacha terminara de escribir la dedicatoria.  ‘  ¿listo?  por favor,  envíalos a las dos direcciones que te di  ’  incluso había tenido el descaro de elegir el mismo arreglo floral.  ‘  ay,  basta...  no necesito tú mirada juzgadora  ’  dice a la persona de al lado que ha estado escuchando todo su plan para disculparse con las afectadas.
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celineflv · 17 days
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dioneq · 1 year
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“lo siento, no puedo ayudarte, sería antideportivo” .
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