Karlach rolled a Critical Hit.
Otherwise known as that one time Zhana lost all feeling in her face, her pride and her consciousness in one-well executed clothesline. It's sitting up there with the time Wyll eldritch blasted her into the river over a spar/debate on "fighting honourably" (comic coming eventually).
I know technically at this point Karlach wouldn't have had her second upgrade but idc, I'm doing it for the funsies (and more excuses to let her have more party interactions).
Also bonus doodle. Not pictured: Karlach booking it for Shadowheart.
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I saw your tags on the werewolf-biting post and while overall I agree, I really want to argue on Celebrimbor being high on the “would rather arrange to kill the wolf a different way” list. Celebrimbor may be a relatively moral, earnestly-seeking-cooperation-and-improvement-of-lives-of-others Fëanorian, but he IS still a Fëanorian, and moreover, whatever age you imagine Celegorm got Huan at, we can pretty much guarantee Celebrimbor is the only Fëanorian, indeed only Finwëan, to grow up with a giant dog as his honorary 7th uncle. Celebrimbor would be low on the list of likely to bite the throat out of a /person/, but a werewolf? A werewolf is FAIR GAME.
Look. does Celebrimbor think that a werewolf's throat is a just and correct place for his teeth to be? Absolutely! Nonetheless, if his teeth can reach a still intact werewolf throat, that is a sign that several layers of clever and carefully-wrought defensive measures have failed miserably. Quite possibly it means that other, less enthusiastically toothy people are now also trying to murder a werewolf with their bare hands! Just because Celebrimbor would take great satisfaction in doing it doesn't mean he wouldn't recognize it as a mode of failure.
In this, I think he takes after Curufin more than, say, Feanor. Under the right circumstances, Feanor (and Celegorm, and possibly post-Thangorodrim Maedhros on a bad day, likely at least one of the twins) would vault over his own fortifications for the pleasure of unarmed werewolf combat. Curufin and Celebrimbor (and Maglor, Caranthir, and hopefully at least one twin) would rather let the war machines on their battlements take care of things.
I feel like what we really need is one of those two axis gradient thingies. One axis is how enjoyable an individual finds unarmed werewolf combat, and the other axis is how likely they are to use unarmed werewolf combat as Plan A.
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wait there are actually people out there who think roy would be completely 100% useless in a fight without his alchemy???????
I cannot even begin to express how much I desperately hope any and all posts I've seen that even remotely imply this are joking, because, unfortunately, yeah, some people do genuinely seem to believe that, and it drives me insane.
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Jake: signs you may be suffering from 'being asleep':
Jake: closed eyes
Jake: wearing pajamas
Jake: lack of interest in WRESTLING ME
Jake: saying "i'M TRYING TO SLEEP" when being told it's WRESTLING TIME
Jake: being AWAKENED by a SURPRISE PILEDRIVER
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was talking abt this on twit but vace+sol is one of my fave exocolonist dynamics bc theres soooo many ways to take it like. theyre besties theyre worsties theyre going to kill each other in unarmed combat, sols got him on a childleash and is teaching him to stop biting every single person he knows, they flirt sickeningly and outrageously even when dating other people and they break up in every universe they start dating in unless they go into space together and die in a wormhole explosion, sols the entire reason he learns to be content planetside and find himself and peace and goes to therapy and if sol doesnt indulge his stupid manchild ego from the time theyre like fifteen to nineteen their entire rship can just crash and burn into absolute nothing, theyre jsut. theyer so much theyre so fucking funny. i love them
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ok so I originally created rolland as a DE oc but I'm imagining how hed fit into the trigun world & I like it so much more. he starts a mercenary group so he can pay for his goth fashion sense. the group looks all rough & tumble & scary but rolly is an incredibly kind person & does not tolerate assholish behavior in his group so they're generally chill ppl & take a lot of jobs that involve helping ppl
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I think I avoided being ninjamanced by Lann by just refusing to spar with him? It at least was a lot nicer than breaking up with him or other ways of saying you're not interested.
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People who get multi day migraines are not only stronger than any US Marine but also stronger than the gods themselves
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