#uncle blasp

[shiftythrifting]

#uncle blasp #manscaped #I swear we're not getting ball money #thank you andre #the night terror you didn't know you needed #shitposting #the crossover nobody asked for #hall of fame

[realdirtfacts]

This was the video that wouldn't preview or play in the blasp shitposting times lmao

#wombo.ai #tunak tunak tun #uncle blasp #it's so creepy #the unblinking eye of blasp

[randomitemdrop]

Dream blunt rotation

#uncle blasp #helpful-chan #k’nexromancer #homunculus

[jellogram]

Some of y'all gas up white dudes who be out here looking like Uncle Blasp ngl

[shiftythrifting]

Here is an Uncle Blasp Valentine to drop on your loved ones without context.

#happy valentine's day #uncle blasp #otter's art #there's a physical card version in the store lmao

[shiftythrifting]

Everytime i forget Blasp exists it comes back to haunt me

but he's thinking of you

#didi answers #uncle blasp #otter's art

[shiftythrifting]

We got new stuff by request in the ShopShifty store!

Make a store like ours with Fourthwall!

#uncle blasp #honka zonka #unicorns #info leaks #ever dream this man #our shirts #taldak's honka zonka art #otter's art #fourthwall #thank you for supporting indie disabled queer weirdness

[shiftythrifting]

Not exactly one to one, but the guy up there was giving me major uncle blasp vibes (Namsskogan, Norway)

#shiftythrifting #submission #not thrift but #uncle blasp #Norway #he has breached containment

[shiftythrifting]

Hi who is Uncle Blasp? He is handsome/ Thankyou

uhhhhhh this guy

#didi answers #ofc I link manscaped blasp #uncle blasp

[shiftythrifting]

Limited time weird shit in the ShopShifty store for the next two weeks! Uncle Blasp Fan Club - Go Around!!!

#if you want more stuff added to these send an ask! #uncle blasp #go around #our merch #otter's art #limited time

[shiftythrifting]

Show your affection with some weird niche shit! These e-cards will leave the store after the holiday, so grab a pack now!

#otter's art #uncle blasp #beet poot #valentines #valentine's day #our merch #the pack is $4 #enjoy this really ugly graphic #it is my passion

[shiftythrifting]

does uncle blasp have backstory? like did anyone ever find out what he is or why he was in that attic. i love cursed images even when theyre staged or fake i just. idk his mystery haunts me

I don't think so, and last I heard op didn't wanna find out.

#didi answers #uncle blasp #the things you find in lockdown sometimes have to stay in grandpa's attic

[shiftythrifting]

New in the ShopShifty store this week: Valentine's e-cards and more TEETH!

#nothin says love like teeth #teeth #valentine's cards #beet poot #uncle blasp #our merch #otter's art #thank you guys! #limited time

[shiftythrifting]

I named my probably cursed lucky charm after Uncle Blasp. Here is Uncle Blasp Junior:

#didi answers #good content #uncle blasp #blasp jr. #I hope he brings good fortune

[realdirtfacts]

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#baby fish #my dolls #capsule chix #hybrid dolls #my dollhouse #uncle blasp #lps #body horror

[realdirtfacts]

try and get my balls now, motherfuckers

#uncle blasp #my dolls #my dollhouse #the tiny letter opener is surprisingly sharp #rainbow high #your balls will hate you #he lives by the blade