#uncle muds

[swan-shaped-scones]

When you have to feed your baby and beat level 6.

#gorillaz #murdoc #murdoc niccals #murdoc faust niccals #niccals pickle #pickle dad #murdad #uncle muds #pickle papi #noodle gorillz #murdoc gorillaz #family #found family #gorillaz fanart #my art #my stuff

[saltygilmores]

I could say so many things about this completely bonkers scene straight out of Bonkersville. I decided to rewash it tonight. But two special things stand out to me and I had to gif them. 1) the quickness with which TJ flips that book out of Jess' hand. Like that book does a fucking graceful somersault in the air and 2) the way Milo's Pre-Emo hair flippy-flops when Luke grabs him :)

#milo ventimiglia #gilmore girls #jess mariano #luke danes #tj #this scene is bonkers I tell you #family bonding with uncle and stepfather at the mud wrestling joint #I don't totally hate TJ #I mean if he wants to marry Liz Danes it's his funeral #Tried to see what book he was reading but it was too dim inside the girly joint #the way Luke stands and watches the girlies in the mud with his arms crossed stark serious #I could go on #I'll be swan food by the time I ever get to the end of season 4 in my rewatch

[jess-the-vampire]

Your Philip strikes me as the type, that if anyone dared to try and tickle him, his first reaction is violence.

depends what phase he’s in, if he’s in the last of his development and it’s with ppl he likes, he might be fine with it since he’s opened up a lot more.

before that point tho-

he’s very much one of those characters who doesn’t like to be touched much yeah.

not unless it’s by specific ppl.

Young philip ESPECIALLY doesn’t like to be touched

#poor hunter in arofam eae #cant hug his uncle #the owl house #toh #emperor belos #areverseoffeathersandmudau #a reverse of feathers and mud au #a reverse of feathers and mud #philip wittebane #the owl house hunter #the owl house hunter #golden guard #toh golden guard #the golden guard #the owl house golden guard #toh the Golden guard #my art

[alexjcrowley]

I do not wish to participate in any Lance Stroll slander

However Nepo Baby by Danny Gonzalez is his song and I will die on this hill

#genuinely I don't want beef with Lance Stroll fans #like yeah Lance Stroll is rich as fuck but (aside from some noticeable exceptions) so are the other drivers #however he is the only driver whose dad bought a team for and that has to be taken into account as well #so yeah I mean he deserves a little bit of shit for that but my percpetion of who deserves shit or not amongst the drivers #radically changed when discovering the federal crimes committed by 'logie bear''s dad #probably Lawrence Stroll is awful as well #but as far as I am aware he was not sued by the brother-in-law of the King of Jordan #and I also do not wish to slander Logan Sargeant because he looks like a genuine nice guy who is veing treated like shit #but if you wanna drag lance stroll through the mud for being rich and mid #you're gonna have to do a lot of dragging for a lot of people #f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #CORRECTION it was Logan's sargeant uncle who got sued I correct myself

[innytoes]

3 sentence prompt: Reggie pairing of your choice + Dog Walker

Reggie always insisted he didn't have favourite clients. Which was half true. He didn't have favourite dogs, he loved all of them. Even the difficult ones, or the yappy ones, or the ones who would fake out being done pooping until he tied the baggy only to go: NOPE WAIT.

The human clients, though... well, there he could be honest and say some were better than others. The little old lady with the shih tzu who always slipped him an extra quarter so he could 'get himself a little treat'. The fabulously wealthy gay magician with the fabulously groomed borzoi who understood that you were never too old to have money pulled out from your ear (especially not when it came with a generous tip whenever Cerberus managed to drag Reggie behind him through the mud in an attempt to murder a squirrel.)

And of course the cute gay couple who had hired him temporarily. One of them, Willie, was the one to usually walk their rather energetic Pudelpointer in the afternoons while his boyfriend was at work. But given that both his leg and his arm were in a cast at the moment after 'a jump I totally could have made, it was just bad luck', they'd hired Reggie to take over for a while.

Pigeon was a dream of a dog, smart, well-trained, and always up for adventure. He got along well with the other dogs, but he was Reggie's only Thursday client, so they got some quality ball-throwing and jogging in as well.

Listen, he was just providing excellent dog enrichment, after he learned Pigeon often went running with Alex on the weekends. It had nothing to do with the way Willie's eyes raked over his body in his short shorts and tank top on Thursday afternoons. Or the way he'd invite Reggie in for some lemonade 'provided you get the glass yourself because I can't reach that high right now'.

He was pretty sure Willie's other, non-broken arm could reach the glasses just fine, but he wasn't complaining, especially not when his shirt rode up a little and he heard a strangled noise behind him (Alex, who had started coming home for lunch on Thursdays, just coincidentally around the time Reggie came home with Pigeon after their runs).

Pretty soon, one glass of lemonade became two, became 'why don't you stay for lunch, we made too much anyway', became long talks at the dinner table, Pigeon's head in his lap staring adoringly at him while Reggie stared adoringly at the dog's owners.

They never actually said anything, though, so Reggie figured it was just some harmless flirting. He sighed about it to Pigeon sometimes, though, about how lucky he was to be able to sleep in between those two gorgeous dudes, to cuddle with them on the couch.

When Willie finally got his casts off and was cleared by his physical therapist, Reggie had to admit he took his time getting back. He wanted to savor the time with this sweet pooch, say goodbye to him properly. They went to the dog park and he threw the ball for as long as Pigeon wanted, giving him all the treats and scratches and cuddles he could, before steeling himself for a professional goodbye.

Except when he rang the doorbell to hand over the dog (half an hour later than usual, whoops), rehearsing a polite 'no' to one last glass of lemonade (no need to drag this out), Willie and Alex instead asked him something he couldn't say no to.

Their first date was dinner at a dog-friendly restaurant, and thankfully, Pigeon didn't mind sharing the space on the bed between Alex and Willie.

#reggiexalexxwillie #julie and the phantoms #fanfic #AUs are awesome #I wrote a thing #dog walker au #caleb may or may not have subtly suggested Reggie to his nephew after he broke his bones #and he will be very amused at thanksgiving when Reggie does a double take because THIS IS THE RICH UNCLE YOU WANT ME TO MEET? #he's already been approved by Cerberus so really he has nothing to worry about #just picturing Reggie being dragged through the park by a very enthusiastic borzoi #the dog is somehow still immaculate at the end and Reggie is covered in mud

[askunclejack]

Season Three Begins!

Welcome back to Ask Uncle Jack, Season Three!

We hope you've been enjoying your holiday. We certainly have!

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[litfeathers]

PJ BOTTOMS?!?! HIS PANTS ARE PJ BOTTOMS?!?!

#the owl house #I love how I’m not even gonna need to clarify this because everyone will know exactly what I’m talking about #that said I approve of this 100% LET THE POOR KID BE COMFY WHILE HE FIGHTS HIS MUD MONSTER UNCLE #toh season 3 spoilers

[rexscanonwife]

Hgg.....faggle wrock

#jane journals #im relying on autcorrect here #ugh im in a state #but FRAGGLE ROCK GOT ME #thank god all eps are on YouTube and all songs #I FUCKING LOVE THESE LITTLE FURRY BASTARFS 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖 #SO MUCH!!!!! #i gotta draw them more #i had some drawings on my.com puter #but i dont like drawing on my computer anymore #ill have to draw new ones #i just sneed to draw my fraggle sona w wembly #my beloved #i like to watch eps focusing on him but i lov all of them #uncle matt is an unexpected fave #but got. #i was wat hing muppet treasure island w my partner #and i was being all autistic abt the reused puppets #THEY EVEN REFFERED TO THE REUSED MUDWELL PUPPET AS A MUD BUNNY IN THE CAPTIONS #CRYING THROWING UP #ruby is so sweet to let me talk abt yhat with her i #i love her sooooo much 🥺💖💗💖💗💖💗 #and god i hope we can watch more fraggle rock in the future #gonna go sleeping now bye #see you later

[angelmichelangelo]

if marc and layla had a kid together jake would demand that he be only referred to by the child as “funkle jakey” and when marc is like “what is funkle” jake would say in a big soft voice, “well it’s the funnest uncle of course”

#HE IS THE FUNKLE OF ALL FUNKLES #and steven of course i mean we all saw how well he interacted with that kid in the museum in the first ep #steven and jake being the best uncles ever ;__; #brb going out back to bury myself in mud #marc spector #jake lockely #steven grant #moon knight system #moon knight #marvel

[dmclemblems]

okay but rufus literally wants to kill felix then too

im just kinda

thinking about that, u know? just kinda thinking about that...

that he wants to kill a teenage boy just because he’s a fraldarius...

just thinking about how much that says about this man...

#Three Hopes #Three Hopes Spoilers #i know he was implied to be kinda miffed about his family name being dragged through the mud by rufus but #imagine the regent wanting to kill you bc whoops you were born into the house known to be #closest to the people he wants to kill. kinda lame tho that this was a plotline and we still after two games of being mentioned #never get to see felix's uncle. like come on what's unnamed uncle think of all this

[swan-shaped-scones]

Murdad babysitting Noodle

We all know he would do it!

#gorillaz #gorillaz fanart #my stuff #my art #murdoc #murdoc gorillaz #murdoc niccals #murdoc faust niccals #niccals pickle #murdad #uncle muds #pickle dad #pickle papi

[motivation-who]

committing theater kid activities again (staying up late to go over and annotate my script)

#hrngrngrrgrh.... I Must Know What I Want In Every Sentence I Say..... #also #many thoughts on uncle john and religion #like es theres the obvious christianity. but then theres the anger #and then theres equating himself with god just so he can blame himself as the devil #he thinks hes cursed - he thinks he cursed himself #in the book he blames himself even for the death of the family dog #in the show the first scene we see him in after grandma's death is him begging for pa's approval to get drunk #bc thats what he really cares about. approval #not just pa's approval. the approval of the joad kids #he wantes to endear himself to kids bc he never got to have his own. and bc hes so lonely #and bc he wants to make up for the fact that their family is smaller because of him #his wife was pregnant when she died. those kids get no cousins because of him #and then theres the guilt for the general sins hes committing. he abstains as long as he can and then he breaks and hates himself for it #deprives himself of all pleasures and when he finally wavers - from withdrawal or depression - he takes it as proof that hes a bad person #destined to be a sinner. thats why casy's sacrifice gets to him so bad #casy is good. casy is strong. casy is respectable. casy puts others above himself #uncle john looks at that and thinks about how he will never measure up #and then the urges hes been fighting for weeks are suddenly too much #and then at the end. re-traumatized and covered in mud #his brother asks him to do something #something he does not want to do #but his brother asked. and if he can step up now... #so he goes out in the downpour with the corpse of a baby. the symbol of his failure #and he looks up at the heavens and says fuck you to all the injustice his family has faced. maybe even a little to god. #and he sends it down the river #to rot with everyone else he's lost on this journey: both his parents #two nephews #a friend #his home - his history -

[carewyncromwell]

[Golden Age of Piracy] Chief Obliviator Captain Morgan Blay Moodboard

“Rip it off -- show the symbol on your chest -- Say, ‘come on,’ and show the world who you really are! It's not enough to be better than the rest... Gotta take it to the top and make yourself a superstar!

You don't need them to believe in you -- Get your mission on lock and see it through... You've got all the power you need in you -- Power you need in you -- power you need in you!”

~“Superhero” by Simon Curtis

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fancasting Ioan Gruffudd as Morgan // tagging @thatravenpuffwitch​ @cursebreakerfarrier​ @kathrynalicemc​ because pirates!! 🏴‍☠️

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In the late 17th and early 18th century, pirates ruled the seven seas. Muggle pirates had plenty of enemies, but pirates who came from the Wizarding World had even more. They not only had to contend with the likes of magical creatures like sea serpents and ancient Dark curses beyond imagination, but they also had to deal with the British Ministry of Magic’s Chief Obliviator, Morgan Blay, who was determined to hunt down and transport all of them back to Europe to face the Wizengamot for violating the International Statute of Secrecy.

However much of a stickler for law and order Blay is and no matter how easy it is to make fun of his fastidious, rigid nature, however, he’s no idle threat to piracy. At just 26 years of age, Blay is an expert at both non-verbal and wandless magic, and his Charms and Transfiguration are so advanced that he has been able to create perfect illusions around his own wand and other such magical things so that to Muggle eyes, they resemble perfectly normal things like swords (for wands) or seals (for mermaids). He even invented a spell of his own -- Repello Muggletum -- which wards Muggles off from magic-heavy areas and deters them from investigating further. (His alma mater, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has gotten very good use out of this particular spell.) His dueling skill is only slightly sharper than his talent with a Muggle pistol and cutlass, which in turn is just as sharp as his wit -- many an opponent of Blay’s has gotten a good verbal lashing alongside a physical one. This isn’t even touching on his encyclopedic knowledge of sailing, astronomy, navigation, and Muggle technology of the era like pistols, cannons, and telescopes. All of these talents serve him well as he works undercover as part of the British Muggle Navy, secretly capturing magical pirates alongside non-magical ones while captaining an entire crew of Muggle sailors, who idolize and respect their leader for his courage, intelligence, dedication, and moral fiber. It’s a fact that makes Blay all the more protective of his men and of Muggles in general, considering the deception he’s had to deal in, just interacting with them.

Truly, if any magic users on the high seas in the Golden Age of Piracy wish to retain their freedom, they will want to stay one step ahead of the likes of Captain Morgan Blay.

#morgan blay #aesthetic #moodboard #golden age of piracy #yaaaaaas here's the boy! #basically this guy is inspector javert james norrington hermione granger percy weasley and thorin oakenshield in a blender #classic gryffindor-ravenclaw hatstall #more about his background... #morgan was largely raised by his great-uncle blagdon blay a wizard who invented the anti-alohomora charm #morgan's father was an auror and he was killed when morgan was very young #so he always aspired to do good meaningful work for the ministry 'like his father but bolder' #he also strongly STRONGLY believes in upholding the statute of secrecy #not only is it the law but morgan believes if it were ever broken then it would throw the whole world -- muggle and magical -- into chaos #this is why however fond he is of his crew and how protective he is of them he is adamant about not sharing the truth with them #and this is also why he's so passionate about rounding up those magical pirates who sail the seven seas using magic willy-nilly #even though I'm like *sniff* come on morgan they just wanna be freeeeeee #but hey morgan's a stick in the mud what can I say #a stick in the mud who uses his head more than his heart and is as stubborn as a mule #but a moral responsible and courageous one regardless

[voluptuarian]

Incredible how Cersei and Jamie are the products of cousin marriage who look so much alike they would switch places with each other as children and then proceeded to have kids with each other in Westeros' most impressive inbreeding speedrun, but I never see anyone claiming they're all secretly hideous looking or that we shouldn't root for or like them because they're tainted "mutants"

#let's not forget the starks doing niece-uncle marriage Multiple times #but daenerys and drogo's baby-- a child with as genetically varied genepool as anyone in universe is likely to ever get-- #didn't die because of blood magic but because daenerys--who seems perfectly healthy and hardier than anyone around her-- #was somehow Herself too inbred #which didn't make HER die BUT killed her very-much-NOT-inbred-baby instead #because THAT makes sense #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #a song of blood and mud and magic

[darkened-meol]

Here he is the long awaited mud man, basically a family heirloom at this point.

From grandpa to mom, and from mom to me. Eventually I'm expected to pass on this horrible man if I ever have kids

#tumblr crashed real fast that time #so yall get to see mud man real early like #the necklaces are a bonus #both were gifts from my uncle that i hate #but they are really cool so i keep them #one was hand made

[star-crossed-lizards]

My fuckin well dried up for the third year in a row and I was really freakin out cuz my grandparents are the kind of people to “thoughts and prayers” their problems but they texted me last night that they’re gonna start the process of digging a new well and I’m SO fucking thankful I don’t care if I still won’t have consistent water for a little bit as long as something is being DONE about it

#also I thought it would take me a lot longer to get them to do it #everybody was telling them to dig a new well except my stupid uncle who lives next door who shares the well #but my grandmother thinks he’s god or something cuz he’s her older brother #so I was like. great. we have to wait until the all knowing all powerful uncle bill decides our well is broken #even tho his faucets are literally pouring mud cuz his intake is at a different level than ours #this is the same uncle w the racist signs btw ❤️ #rn he has a confederate flag flying higher than an American flag #and also a COME AND TAKE IT flag #which is really funny cuz my other uncle had an episode and got his guns taken away like last month #and he lives across the street XDDDD #everybody’s fine he was just waving guns around he’s a long Covid stroke havin ex navy guy so idk