#uncle rory

[doctorpunkrock]

anyway… same facial expression 🙃

#peter capaldi #malcolm tucker #rory mchoan #uncle rory #tucker tuesday #the crow road #the thick of it #similarities

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#like nephew like uncle #literati #luke x lorelai #jess x rory #jess mariano #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #luke danes #Gilmore Girls #gg #ggedit #ggedits #gilmore girls edits #gilmore girls edit #gilmore girls: a year in the life #milo ventimiglia #scott patterson #alexis bledel #Lauren Graham #gif #gifs #gifset #i feel a rewatch in my future

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 17, "Dead Uncles and Vegetables", Part 2

Read part 1 here and all other episodes here. Luke is giving Lorelai the run down on the Life and Death of Uncle Louie, which is terribly un important. Think it's funny that he doesn't tell Lorelai about the existence of his family members until there's a crisis like his uncle croaking. Lorelai didn't know he had a sister or nephew until Jess was practically on his doorstep. Frankly, the life story of Liz Danes is infinitely more fascinating than Dead Louie's. I have to make a small correction: in the previous post, I stated that Teach Me Tonight was the next episode, but there's actually another wonderful, glorious, absolutely pointless filler episode next. That one where Richard helps Rory with a project for the Chilton business fair and Madelyn invents the Amazon Alexa a full 12 years before Amazon does but Rory sidelines her invention because no one at Chilton knows how to build a robot.

I can't think of a more gruesome place to spend the afterlife. If I happened to die in The Hollow, I would come back and haunt you. I'm gonna haunt you so hard, Lorelai Gilmore. You, Dean. Boom, haunted.

A little healthy competition for Taylor Doose. Just a warmup before Walmart eventually moves in and flattens both markets.

Love Miss Patty. Back at the Inn, Michel notices the 9 rooms that Lorelai reserved for Luke but there is no credit card on file to pay for said rooms. What's that sound? Could it be the sound of Lorelai Gilmore’s gross financial irresponsibility? Could it be that Lorelai just gifted Luke 9 free hotel rooms with no way to make that money back for the Inn?

Ha!

To bring everyone up to speed on the low stakes drama currently under way: Sookie is planning her wedding, and after a fateful soup tasting, Emily has wormed her way in to the wedding planning. Lorelai is predictably miffed. I fear that a day without a Miffed Lorelai would throw the Earth off it's axis.

For at least the second time in so many weeks, Lorelai has just up and left work in the middle of the day to help Luke do something and no one tries to stop her, on top of that she is leaving her real job to go work another job filling in for Luke.

Lorelai Gilmore is an HR rep’s nightmare. Meanwhile at the diner: the war for small town economic dominance rages on between Taylor and the gentle farmer's market hippie, while Lorelai works behind the counter and Rory....

WHHHAAAAA???! First Rory paid for her food, now she's working.... a job??!

Gross. Kirk just ordered lunch, Lorelai is about to bring Luke a turkey burger, and another customer asked Lorelai if they were still serving breakfast, so are we to assume it’s like, around 11am? And Rory is not in school. My word! She pulled a Jess and skipped school to work! It's even funnier when you think about how Luke is basically nobody to Rory at this point but some dick her mom is quietly chasing and her mother pulls her out of school to wait tables at his restaurant. (before anyone says "maybe it's a weekend", Rory was in her Chilton uniform just moments ago). Taylor, observing Miss Patty across the street at the farmer's market: "Since when does Patty eat so much fruit?" This is the woman who told 15 year old Rory that plums were better than sex.

Taylor is quaking in his cardigan, he knows deep down that at any moment his power and stranglehold over Stars Hollow could be usurped in a blink. Hippie: My market is so busy I don't have time to take a break and eat a meal. Taylor: A well groomed businessman with a good staff can afford to take a break now and again. Kirk:

The exquisitely timed, deadpan delivery of this line delighted me #TomatosSign #KirkMayBeATouchNeurodivergent

In other Low Stakes Drama, Lorelai has gone upstairs to bring Luke his lunch. He informs Lorelai that none of his relatives are coming to Dead Louie’s funeral, and they both pretend to be sad about it. Jess is nowhere to be found, so I guess unlike Rory, he’s at school, not jerking off for once.

Luke laments the lame excuses that his no good relatives gave for skipping Dead Louie’s funeral, like “I can’t miss work.”

If only they had the generous “Leave work in the middle of a shift to go help the diner guy” PTO package that the Independence Inn provides to Lorelai.

Luke begins the ol’ “name and shame the family members who have stood me up” and to no one’s fucking surprise Liz is among the funeral skippers who isn’t answering his calls (and at the same time isn’t seizing this opportunity to visit her own son and brother).

Oh Liz Danes you are SO getting haunted.

Now this just throws more Confusion Dressing onto the Dead Uncles and Vegetables Salad. On top of the "Rory gets pulled out school to chase her mom's Dick Goals", Jess also isn’t at school, and Luke says he’s…playing basketball. Ha ha ha. From the fantastical imagination of one Miss AmyShermanPalladino, who bought us “Dean likes/knows how to read”, comes its thrilling sequel, “Jess plays sports!"

Okay. Okay. Nothing is as creative or fantastically fictional as “Dean being literate”. And that being said, I could see Jess shooting hoops, I guess? Like maybe he spent time at the parks and playgrounds of New York City to blow off a little steam. Maybe it’s not a terribly ridiculous notion.

Anyhow, much like “I was playing football with my friends” ala the big fat lie in Swan Song, Rory just accepts this statement without question and then calls him a "little punk". Why? The hell did he do? First ya'll are mad he's causing "mischief" and now he's found a wholesome activity to keep him occupied and off the mean streets of Stars Hollow and you're still mad.

That brown shirt looked fucking stellar on him and he had to go and ruin it with a poofy lifejacket. 2000's fashion, man. I love how there is clearly nothing for Jess to do plotwise so they made up this z-plot where Rory keeps getting mad at him for taking time off from work, as if it matters to her, and as if he doesn’t have the most solid work ethic in Stars Hollow and shouldn’t be allowed take a break and play his little basketball game if he wants.

The low stakes drama continues: Jackson shows up at the diner and is not pleased about the intrusion on his wedding…by his fiancée’s coworker’s mother, of all people. I’m sure he had a lot of questions for Sookie about that.

Poor Jess. I'm sure he tried so hard to hold onto that fleeting moment of bliss today, a brief time when he was free, playing basketball, by himself most likely, skipping school, no one bothering him, then Rory shows up and drags him back to work/home for some reason and then Luke forces him to go to a town meeting, He never even got any time to jerk off. I don't understand why Luke goes to these things. Clearly any time there is a meeting he is there not of his own free will, so what are the terrifying consequences for staying home?

Here sits a defeated man. Taylor: You're late Lorelai, I banged this meeting in a half hour ago. Lorelai: Ooh, dirty. Miss Patty's reaction:

Dirty old bat. I love her.

Das a good question.

Tell me again why he should care about The Town? Why should anyone care about The Town? Fuck Stars Hollow.

The many faces of Milo. What a cutiemuffin gumdrop. Ah the famous scene where many claim to see Milo mouthing "I love you" at Alexis across the seats, to me it just looks like he's chewing his lip. The way he is looking at her is incredibly precious and adoring nonetheless. Lord, I think I just popped an ovary. Ow. Camp I Love You, Camp Lip Chewer, I respect you both, now let's just meet in the middle where we can all agree Dean Forrester sucks. To be continued.

#denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls #literati #rory gilmore #jess mariano #milo ventimiglia #luke danes #NO DEAN IN THIS EPISODE #puffy vest #truancy #the one where rory has a job #lorelai gilmore #miss patty #Dead Louie #Liz Danes is getting haunted #gilmore girls season 2 #dead uncles and vegetables #I worked overtime pumping out the nonstop jokes on this one so it will probably get 2 notes #such is Tumblr #what a silly episode

[mossolantern]

SAY UNCLE!

#my art #homestuck #homestuck oc #oc #Ryan Esther #<-(Rory's uncle in an alpha timeline)

[auroraknux]

There needs to be more content of Luigi as an uncle

#rory rambles #luigi #bonus if peasley is an uncle with him

[hoperays-song]

Gunter Babysits Review and Commentary

Time for the first shorts commentary! Is this an elaborate plan to distract me from my fic being with my beta reader? Yes! Am I using it for content? Welcome back to the madness!

(Shorts will be posted individually but only one part each. Sorry for the delay, some stuff for my school got bloody insane.)

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Jump scare Gunter within the first three seconds!

Is that a drawing of a human? It kinda looks like it. Probably isn't but looks like it.

Also, very curious to what's on this whiteboard.

All other phones in this series we see seem to be normal modern phones, so this was a choice by Gunter to have this one. Also, love the stickers and pig home button, it's really cute!

Awwwwww, he called himself uncle Gunter!!!!!!!!!

Rosita definitely designed this kitchen because the lights coming on slowly when off if you open the cabinet (to give your eyes time to adjust) is simply brilliant.

So we already saw inside this cabinet in Sing 1 and it had a ton of assorted stuff. Now, it is purely candy. This has to be like right after Halloween or something because why else would they have so much candy? Especially with really young kids.

... The horror movie music that starts playing here is correct. This is terrifying. Straight up. Just terrifying.

I worked as a babysitter and nanny for a bit... this is legit one of my worst nightmares. Gunter, I feel for you mate.

Ok, these kids got their mom's inventive brain but they also look like tiny little DnD villains while they're plotting. Honestly? Love that for them.

Two things! One, we get to see the recipes that are planned out for the family, all of which, kinda unsurprisingly, are vegetarian sounding. We have leeks and potatoes, eggplant burgers, and Mom's super soup! Plus a really cute drawing the kids made of their parents!

Two, those are groceries on the counter. Like, some of those look like bottles of stuff that seems like it should be kept cold. It almost makes me theorize that this wasn't a date night or anything like that (I know it's hinted to be, just throwing this theory out there) but instead some urgent family thing that would have pulled Rosita and Norman away, hence them needing a babysitter.

Ooooo, the phone has lights on the side, that's cool!

Ok, bonus points to Gunter for being able to stop a cabinet from falling while restrained because that would have seriously hurt those kids.

...Kids. Will. Try. To. Eat. Anything.

Also, Gunter's little grimace in response was just so fair. I've done that so many times mate.

Ok, what kinda phone is this?!?!?!?!?

Plus, love how all the kids were immediately afraid Gunter was going to call their mom the moment he got free. Terrifying Rosita confirmed.

Love this because it reminds me that Gunter canonically runs his own dance studio and likely teaches classes there.

Also, I have decided the kid on the counter to the right is Rory. No reason, just gives off Rory vibes.

Ok, but this is so accurate??? Like it is easy to convince kids to do things when you have music most of the time. They will just go with it.

Rosita and Norman were only gone from 7:30ish to 9:00 apparently. That is an incredibly short amount of time. Also means the kids were running absolutely insane for potentially close to an hour, so Gunter has my sympathies.

Rosita's kids really love space. Like not just their pjs but everywhere in their room. Bonus: stickers I was able to screenshot over their bunks.

The Alien Rosita Drawing Lurks Once More.

Gunter, I have a small feeling that as soon as those kids wake up and tell their mother, you will not be watching them next week.

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Overall, this was super cute. Gunter is already uncle Gunter to the kids so he was clearly incorporated into the family really quickly after the events of the first movie. Also, the piglets are pure and utter chaos and I love that.

#sing #sing gunter #sing rosita #sing norman #sing the piglets #yes rory is a canonical name of one of rositas kids #its actually one that i kept in the human au even #the space references are everywhere in this house #also gunter got the flashiest phone he could on purpose i just know it #if this was a date night it was the shortest ive ever seen #also they mentioned gunters name multiple times in this obviously #but it's pronounced goon-ter not gun-ter like ive heard people do and how i used to say it too #im pretty sure only buster pronounces it the second way but ill have to check #gunter canonically being called their uncle is so cute

[mysticmoondancer]

The vamps' sibling dynamic:

Sarah is the oldest, which is why she's more of the level-headed and responsible one of the 3.

Erica is the middle child, which is why she's the way she is and acts out most of the time when she doesn't get her way. She just wants to stand out amongst her siblings and get a little attention, is all.

Rory is the youngest, which is why he's not the brightest at times and is most naive out of the 3 of them. Because he's still learning. Also, this is why he's the more innocent and fun loving out of them, as well. And energetic, too.

#since ethan and benny aren't vampires. i'm not sure how they fit into this dynamic. #maybe as uncles or cousins or something? 🤷‍♀️ or just as friends maybe? idk #mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #my babysitters a vampire #sarah fox #rory keaner #erica jones #my thoughts #mbav stuff

[suncakeartcive]

more bud centered post - some touch ups of last time aND Bud with his little brothers~ (Mott is also a brother, but he’s the oldest--)

#🍰 art #bud animal crossing #o'hare animal crossing #eunice animal crossing #leopold animal crossing #rex animal crossing #'but they all look different' simple and literal answer is - theyre all adopted #again we got Lore plotted /t #the bros go mott bud leo then rex #mott is just not pictured #(elvis and lionel are their dads and rory is their uncle)

[lukedanesstanblog]

"Why did you bring him here" lorelai I know you're upset but please shut the Fuck up

#everyone in that town loved to ignore the fact his own mother shipped him off to live with an uncle he barely knew bc she didnt want to #have to take care of him anymore. he was a literal teenager. a CHILD!! why are all the fucking adults so full of themselves #jess didn't deserve the way everyone just assumed the worst of him immediately #anyway this is the exact moment where i began to despise lorelai and i will not be apologizing for that <3 #jess mariano #lorelai gilmore #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #teach me tonight

[reputayswift]

taylor what do you think rory and jess opinion on taylor swift? they love her? they laugh at her music or they listening to love story (taylor’s version) at 3am??

Truthfully and realistically I think they’re both music snobs and wouldn’t come around to her until Folklore, if then 😞 but I do think they’d hear the odd Taylor song on the radio and be a little moved by how much it mirrors their situation but would never ever admit it (like, ever)

#I could see Rory breaking out the Red cd but only when she’s really wallowing and she’s skipping past the pop hits #I’d say Jess wouldn’t ever but he actually took romantic advice from a book his uncle gave him so he’s a wildcard #but like they’re in totally separate vehicles going totally separate places and they miraculously tune to the same radio station at the same #time and it’s like treacherous or all too well or something and they’re both like 😒…🤔….😔 #thegreatwars #ask #asks #Gilmore girls #otp: ernest only has lovely things to say about you

[sadtrashking]

Have some random shit

#art #artists on tumblr #dsmp #dream smp #tubbo #technoblade #tommyinnit #jack manifold #my art #rory does shit #drawing #c!tubbo #c!tommy #c!techno #c!jack manifold #in the last image it's little tubbo with technoblade #i just made tubbo anthro #you can pry uncle techno out of my cold dead hands

[anothermansjeans]

everyone saying you’re losing me reminds them of lorelei and luke’s relationship— yes, but it also reminds me of rory and jess when he flunked out and literally wouldn’t talk to her about it and she said she just wishes he would say something and how she doesn’t like this feeling 😭😭😭

#gilmore girls #taylor swift #like nephew like uncle LMAO #rory is also a people pleaser so it fits with her so well #anne marie shut up pls :)

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls: Season 2, Episode 17, "Dead Uncles and Vegetables", Part 3

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Please, sir, there is nothing I wish to see more than Miss Patty drunk with power.

How big was it again, Babette?

Nothing brings me greater pleasure than when Luke and Jess exchange silent glances like “Can you believe this corny shit?” The meeting is being held to discuss the feud between Taylor and the Hippie with the farmers market. This seems like a personal dispute that could have been an email.

At the meeting Taylor Karens harder than he's ever Karen'd before.

Why don't you mind your god damn beeswax, Rory-No-Job-Gilmore. This is getting old and frankly kinda weird. I’m really raring for one of those delicious scenes where Jess or Dean takes her down a peg.

After the meeting adjourns, The Convention of the Male Karens + a wildly out of place Kirk meet outside in order to remind Luke what a piece of shit his uncle was and that they’re not going to his funeral. Taylor sure sounds confident that the people of Stars Hollow won’t also spit on his grave and sing a happy song when he croaks. Frankly I don't even think there will be a grave. I've always envisioned Taylor being stuffed into a sack and tossed over his beloved bridge to become swan food along with Shane, who Jess slaughtered after the Dance Marathon.

There isn’t enough rock throwing in this show. In my gritty unrated Gilmore Girls reboot titled The Hollow, more people will throw rocks at Taylor Doose.

I paused just so I could enjoy a few moments of anticipation before she reveals what the exciting Early 2000's internet application is.

Golly! I miss this early 2000's optimism about a Future with Internet.

It's streaming in right now, but sorry Lorelai, she can't send you any pictures of Prague. Corporate tech overlords have deecreed that picture taking is forbidden and must be blocked with a blacked out screen of death. No Prague for you.

Omg.

Out of Context Gilmore Girls.

Sookie: Your mom is getting me 50% off of everything. Lorelai: Yes, but 50% off of loads of money is still loads of money. You don't have that much to spend. Pretty rich coming from “Miss orders take out and diner food 3 times a day."

But when is it ever the WRONG time for you to meddle in people's business? It's a 24/7/365 job for you. And your daughter is quickly on her way to being crowned the next Little Miss Meddler. Sookie understandably has some questions about why Jackson would go to Lorelai Gilmore for wedding planning concerns. Sookie also realizes she can't afford the grandiose wedding that Emily got her into and tries to run damage control. Lorelai tells Sookie that her mother brainwashed her. That's rich coming from Miss "Brainwashed By Dean Forrester".

DIS BITCH IS LEAVING WORK AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

She’s leaving work to help Diner Guy look at coffins!!! Get HR on the phone!

That's what he said.

Scott Patterson without a hat is...mildly off putting.

Is this what you wanted Rory? Are you happy now? Baby is miserable! But you got your damn coffee servant, now start tipping him! I made a video clip of this delightful interaction so please check it out. Milo's "No's" are so acidic they could strip paint off the wall. He needs to win in an Emmy for his No's. They are so good. You can watch my Jess Says No compliation here.

Jess Mariano: Toils in the coffee mines every day and night before and after school for sub minimum wage and eventually, on top of working a second job, minds his business, dutifully pours your coffee, no chit chat, all business. No one tips him. Lorelai Gilmore: Does a mediocre job taking orders for 1 hour and gets a 4 star Yelp review because she's Quirky. Lorelai to me, TWWGG: What's a Yelp? Me: Nevermind.

Rory, I mean this in the kindest, gentlest way possible, because I know you are a sensitive soul... Fuck all the way off. Fuck you and also your boyfriend and your mother (okay, she's not that bad in this episode). The "Get back to work" routine wasn't cute the first time when he was trying to enjoy a few precious moments to himself before school, but now he's literally working. He's like a foot away from you. Let the boy go upstairs and jerk off, sheesh. What a weird z-plot.

Rory works a job for two days and becomes drunk with power.

I really hope that when Lorelai goes back to work, Michel has some choice French curse words for her after leaving him in a lurch to cover her shift 3 times in a week for Diner Guy.

Hey look Rory, a job opening! You gonna apply or what?

This was really sweet.

So many things are throwing off the balance of the Gilly Girls Universe lately. Rory gets a job and becomes a control freak. Rory pays for her food. Lorelai dispenses reasonable advice. Lorelai's meddling is at a minimum. Lorelai is uncharacteristically pleasant. Dean is nowhere to be found (is that why Lorelai is so tolerable?) Scott Patterson without a hat.

#gilmore girls #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 2 #dead uncles and vegetables #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #luke danes #jess mariano #milo ventimiglia #Scott Patterson without a hat

[sunflowerinthekitchen]

consider this au (i’ve written a post about it before and begged for people to turn it into a fanfic but 😭) jess and rory are mutuals on tumblr for 5 years now. they have never meet each other but they talk regularly about everything. jess knows about her boyfriend (dean) and about them breaking up when she started yale (he is also very proud of her!! his mutual is a yale student!!) and one time he says he’s gonna be near hartford for the weekend because his mom (rory knows about her of course) is getting married, and he’d love to meet her to make this whole event a bit bittersweet because jess couldn’t care less about liz. so anyway rory’s like “nice! where exactly near hartford you’d be?” and jess is like “a weird ass town called stars hollow. my uncle lives there” and it takes rory like 5 hours to respond to him back and say “jess, that’s where i live”

if I do one thing in this life, it'll be to turn this into a fanfic for you.

they'd be so cute with their little booklr blogs 😭 And Rory ends up posting some of her articles for the franklin on there as well and just some of her writing pieces she loves. Jess has writing and ideas that will eventually become his novel but for now it's just bits and pieces he can't fully string together yet.

#or <3333 #oh to be mutuals with rory gilmore and jess mariano #LANE COULD HAVE A MUSIC BLOG AS WELL #jess's reaction when he finds out his uncle is basically best friends with rory lmao

[satureja13]

After a long walk through the rain (imagine the smell of wet dog³) they arrived at the Villa where the Alpha lives: the Alpha Ville-a. (TMI: Alphaville was a Band in the 80′s ;)

THEN   <-   The Family Business   ->   NOW

#the family business #Alpha Ville-a #Jannis Schoplin #sims 4 story #TS4 Stories #rory oaklow #sims 4 werewolves #barf the mawg #Great Uncle Stefan #simblr #sims 4 vanilla #ts4

[miadeardn]

roy being grant's dad but grant still calls him "roy" so people get confused when he introduces him and they're like "oh is roy your brother or uncle or something" and he looks at them weird and says "no he's my dad. duh" as though people would automatically assume that

#yeah yeah it's def more complicated and nuanced than that BUT #roy is his dad and also his brother and also his uncle but mostly his dad #why assign familial roles automatically to people in your life? labels mean nothing outside of legally #however grant has really severe issues with parents so having a person he can call his dad and know that he's his dad by choice is good #(his therapist told him that) #rory rambles