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secretsimpleness · 2 years
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As always, I’ve got my priorities straight. Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire (c) Obsidian Entertainment
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theminecraftbee · 3 months
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[image ID: a screenshot of the current vaulthunters.gg armory. it shows etho, welsknight, falsesymmetry, iskall85, and joehillssays are all level 100. stressmonster101 and xbcrafted are both level 97, xisuma is level 96, hypnotizd is level 92, impulsesv is level 56, and vintagebeef is level 30. /end ID]
I'M SO PROUD OF THE HERMITS LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY ALL ARE!!! i am genuinely so excited for the fact that i think maybe everyone but impulse and beef are gonna make it to level 100??? LET'S GO HERMIT VAULT HUNTERS!!!
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haunted-xander · 5 months
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FUCK the aurumaton gatekeeper all my homies hate the aurumaton gatekeeper
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lelelego · 1 year
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The livejournal kink memes were FILLED with requests for Vulpes and to this day I’ll never get it
Though that might be cause I always kill him in the first encounter but who knows
SDAKWLDKA i mean. i KIND OF get it, on one hand he's VERY confident in his ability to kill you, and it's this whole power trip thing the first time you're supposed to meet him so it's like
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but on the other hand it's also like
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(sorry about the similarities to @somethingaboutmint's post full disclosure i've been rotating "he doesn't even bark" in my head like a rotisserie chicken)
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onewolfaday · 9 months
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200. great grey wolf sif from dark souls 1
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radroachmeat · 6 months
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Girls who kill people together 💜
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aexvii · 10 months
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pov: you're a townsperson who may or may not have useful information
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onyourowndaisymae · 11 months
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obey me demon brothers on road trip
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is this original? not even a little bit. but your girl is Burnt Out by life rn and resisting the urge to bury herself in a hole and not emerge for a couple weeks. take this humble offering as a STILL avoid working on requests because i am a menace who deserves to be prodded w a dirty stick
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prompt: diavolo's got a fun trip planned. he's invited everyone to meet him on some obscure little beach across the devildom. only issue? it's not accessible by portal-- something or other about the wildlife, barbatos explains. guess that means everyone has to pile in for a long drive. the demon brothers in one car, the purgatory hall group accompanying diavolo and barbatos in the other... what could go wrong?
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Lucifer
lucifer drives. there is no debate here on that.
he's got the gps screen in front of him at all times because there's nothing worse for his pride than getting lost and having to... hell forbid... ask for directions.
he controls the music, no exceptions. there is a premade (and preapproved) spotify playlist playing at a decent volume for everyone's listening pleasure. inevitably someone will add something stupid to the playlist (mammon keeps adding yung gravy, asmo added deepthroat inappropriate music, belphie kept adding audiobook recordings of paradise lost) and then lucifer gets pissed off and switches to the radio.
he has a strict stopping schedule for meals and bathroom breaks to ensure they get there on time, with extra time padding for when the plan inevitably goes to shit and they get to their destination four hours later than planned.
Leviathan
levi is sitting in the passenger seat for the drive. lucifer has determined him to be the least annoying for the entirety of the trip, so he sits in the front.
honestly? smart choice. levi spends most of his time curled up with a video game or 10 in silence. he appreciates the space of the passenger seat to spread out and keep his valuables close by. it's quieter up front as well, so he doesn't get overstimulated.
officially restricted to one cupholder. give him an inch and he'll take a mile spreading all of his shit across the car.
the grandmaster of chargers for the car ride. granted, most of them are his for his various consoles, but when mammon inevitably hops in the car with his D.D.D. at 12% battery, levi's the one that gets him a charger.
Asmodeus
asmo is in the second row, seated directly behind lucifer. this spot would have gone to belphie had lucifer not thought about the youngest kicking his seat during the drive just to be a pain.
the seats in the middle are standalone seats with an open aisle. this is good because asmo has spread himself dramatically across his seat and into the aisle.
after mammon, he's the one that gets most bored on the trip. cell service is spotty the entire drive, so his connection isn't good enough to spend the whole time on social media. he's brought a couple of magazines, too, but he gets motion sick if he reads too much in the car.
he eventually falls asleep at an awkward angle. saving grace for everyone else, seeing as they don't have to hear him whine in the car, but when he wakes up with a sore neck and a bad attitude...
Belphegor
belphie's seat is behind levi in the second row. he's banished to this spot so he can't kick lucifer, but also kept close by because everyone knows he'll quietly sleep the trip away anyways.
ideally, he'd pass out right away. but car naps have always proved tricky for him. if he sleeps normally, his head will fall forward and wake him up. he'd love to spread out, but asmo's legs are taking up too much of the aisle. if he leans his seat back, he has to hear mammon bitch and run the risk of getting scolded by lucifer. what's a demon to do?
his solution is to tie his head to the headrest. no, literally.
he takes off his jacket (cardigan? idk what that shit is) and ties it like a blindfold around his eyes. this way, his head won't flop forward and wake him up. oh, reader? does that sound like sensory hell to you? well, i agree. unfortunately for us, belphie passes out right away and sleeps like a corpse in this horrid arrangement the entire ride.
Satan
satan is seated behind asmo on the far left side of the back row. lucifer ensured he stayed in the back row to ensure his own sanity, so that satan wouldn't have the chance to fuck with him as he's driving.
satan hates this arrangement. it's hard to read when you're trapped in the back with beelzebub, who's constantly eating, and mammon, who's constantly bitching. he's moments away from blowing a fuse.
he tries to convince both belphie and asmo to trade spots with him, but neither of them are willing to give up their coveted middle seats, so he gives up.
his best solution is to wear noise cancelling headphones (asmo's suggestion) and bury his head in a book. but if beel elbows him one more time....
Beelzebub
beelzebub is in the middle of the back row. his aisle spot is earned by his size (he needs more leg room) and his penchant for snacking, which is what clutters the ground around asmo and belphie's outstretched legs.
he's pretty content to spend most of the drive snacking and looking out the windows. sure, it's a little cramped, but beel's pretty agreeable when he's fed.
he might doze off a little, but he's so big that when he inevitably slumps on to one of his brothers, they wake him up yelling and complaining.
he will try to talk his way into getting more snacks at every stop. and he usually wins, too, because he's finished everything in the car by that point.
Mammon
mammon is tucked into the back right corner seat behind belphie. this is because he has a knack for pissing lucifer off and nobody wants the car to crash before they even start vacation. shoving him in the back corner is an attempt to make everyone's ride more peaceful.
he spends most of his time on his phone. he cycles through every mobile game you've ever heard off, their knockoffs, and the knockoffs of the knockoffs. mans can't keep himself entertained.
the worst about bathroom breaks. he a) always needs to stop to pee and b) doesn't mention this until he's about to piss himself. it's like having a toddler i swear. and he dilly dallys through wherever they stop. visitor center? he's trying to jiggle the vending machine for free snacks. fast food place? he's trying to convince lucifer to buy him something. gas station? come on lucifer, he needs these gummy worms--!
eventually, mammon just sort of rests his head on the window and lets the bumps in the road turn his brain to soup. can't be bored if you can't think!
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mothcpu · 1 year
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been playing lobcorp again
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alusniper · 6 months
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• G I F T •
🎂happy B-day @venelona and @sofiathehooman
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nucleqr · 7 months
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karlach had some interesting and unique dialogue options when she met with gortash
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"go fuck yourself, gortash."
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bonus: wyll being a cutie patootie while going through unspeakably sad events
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deathflare · 1 year
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big fan of arven's team theme
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a-very-witchy-leaf · 2 days
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I love you, but I hate you, but I love you~
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thankstothe · 14 days
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when she brings up freud on the first date
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theholeyness · 10 months
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oh you have a dog who has recently recovered from a chronic illness due to secret god plants from hell? Well I have a FURRY on DRUGS
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