#unfortunately

[voidzphere]

*scrolls through your blog* "Hmmm..."

"I'm in need of some clarification."

"Exactly how much do you love your husband?"

(BAD SANSEZ ASKBLOG SNEAK PEEK)

killer sans belongz to rahafwabas nightmare sans belongz to jokublog

#killer sans #nightmare sans #killermare #nightkiller #sanscest #undertale au #sans au #utmv #in character !! #killz art #killz answerz #hold onto ur seatz #not canon in the askblog btw #unfortunately

[citruscitrushope]

This may be the worst one of these I have ever made

#project sekai #akitoya #toya aoyagi #akito shinonome #mine ☆ #unfortunately

[luimagines]

Oh gosh. Feeding the chain modern food. I've actually thought about this a lot.

I think it's a fun idea to give them all these weird and new recipes/food items, but I also think it would probably make most of them sick

Like, (speaking as an American) so much food is processed. Even some of the stuff you think you're getting healthy has been processed or is riddled with additives/pesticides/gmo's

So just. unadulterated junk food? On boys that have never in their lives eaten anything but the cleanest, as organic as it gets, nutritional meals? McDonald's? Some sour candy? I wouldn't be surprised if they puked it up

(I can just imagine Wind or Wild wanting to try some of Reader's "weird" food so badly, and then getting immediately sick. The chain then regards them as having an iron stomach for all the weird stuff they eat without batting an eye.

...maybe not Wild though actually. He eats rocks.)

Don't even get me started on the nutritional adaptation. Like a reader that doesn't ever eat fruits/veggies/drink water?? They'd wonder how they're alive 😭😭

Hyrule and Wild are the only ones who can stomach it.

Twilight and Warrior are wiling to try even if they get stomach aches afterwards. Twilight drinks chuchu jelly. So I'm sure he'd fine in the end. And I'm willing to bet that Warrior had to et some weird things during the war when ration ran low so he can tough it out.

Legend can go one of two ways. He can either tolerate like no big deal or he's taken out of commission for the week. There's no in-between. He's traveled a lot so I'm sure he's been exposed to a lot of different things and can thus handle more- but it's a Russian Roulette of what can take and can't take.

Wind and Four don't last long. They eat bologna and are out for the rest of the day with tummy aches.

Don't even try with Time or Sky. They're the most sensitive. I'm willing to bet the smell alone can make them feel sick.

#pinky replies #human! reader #anon headcanons #Sky is the easy one because Skyloft #but I also think that Time was sheltered nutrition wise as a child #he's gotten better as he's grown up and can eat a meal- but he spend a lot of time on a kokiri diet #I'm wiling to bet he can't handle many foods even now #that includes seasonings #unfortunately

[hersurvival]

The bedroom was poorly designed, a lack of concern for where the bed may be placed. Yet, that is the entire house, there's no other layout for the bedroom that would have been feasible.

The bed is placed optimally according to rules of harmony. If you ignore the window.

Large doors bring you into the room from the singular hallway of the house. It is a small home. The door sits in a corner, empty wall along where the hallways continues from the outside. And the bed is centered along the opposite wall. Balanced, secure, a sense of safety in the ability to see the door from lying down.

However, the window sits centered along the opposite wall of the door as well. Do you see the problem? The headboard rises up, covers most of the window, never truly allowing sunshine to fall upon you as you take an afternoon nap, or wake up slowly in the morning.

Not that it matters greatly. The house itself is positioned at an angle with the sun. So that the sun rises on the far corner of the garage and sets along the other corner. No windows in either space. And no time of day where the sun may shine into any windows along the front or back of the house.

But I feel a sense of dread, of uneasiness. At the lack of consideration for light within this home. Often times, I feel as if I am withering. My leaves pale in comparison to what they once could have been. Every other day, I feel a new one drop without replacement.

I need to return to the sunlight. How can I shift my home into realignment?

#feng shui #first world problems #I require light to thrive #unfortunately #writing #poets on tumblr #poem #poetry #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled poem #spilled writing #original writing #prose #poetic prose #prose poetry

[bytedykes]

no more post. its gone

#misc #greatest hits #unfortunately

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #anyways. #click for better quality i didn't realize it'd be compressed to glop #don't ask me why there's a statue aziraphale in a random cemetery #i get inspired by a song and i make art i don't make the rules around here #unfortunately

[vertigala]

You thought you could just hide this in the tags huh @the-dumb-smart-friend

You caused this 🫡

From this post.

[1st image ID: two furbies are sitting on the desk before a 1995 computer monitor. One says "Jon, this is NOT what I was expecting when you said you found 'bodies' for us." The other one says "Well... at least we can blink now?" Jonah laughs at them from the monitor. End ID.]

[2nd image ID: a screenshot of a tag from user "the-dumb-smart-friend" says: "#I think it would be funny if they uploaded their consciousnesses to like #furbies or something." End ID.]

#this is so cursed I'm sorry #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the rusty quill #vertigala's art #unfortunately

[disgustinggf]

have you ever liked someone on Tumblr?

this isn't a dating app (yes)

#unfortunately #never again tho :p #asks #°

[forecast0ctopus]

theodore sturgeon letter haunting me.

#unfortunately #the cartoonish gag of rolling the sleeve up to the shoulder. it haunts me i say #star trek tos #leonard bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #spock #mr spock #spones #?

[sleights-of-hand]

✍Preston Garvey?

Redeeming aspects of Fallout 4 are this guy, and the retcon of 'cats extinct in Fallout'.

#Fallout 4 #Preston Garvey #my art #ask games #I fucked up a few times in the lineart and couldn't fix it #unfortunately #because resizing would have fucked up the pixels in the lines #so thats how his hat and boots are gonna look for now. sorry.

[vroomvroomwee]

Thinking about how special interests and hyperfixations are not so much an "unhealthy opsession" as they are a means to calm yourself down.

Is it really obsessive to think about your favourite show, movie, subject etc. all day every day and not being able to function properly? Or is it your brain recognising your anxiety from being forced to socialise and being thrown into loud uncomfortable spaces, and creates images in your head, reminding you of the thing you love so that you can calm down.

It's not unhealthy. Your brain is literally fighting to prevent an anxiety attack.

#unfortunately #the anxiety is there 24/7 #hyperfixation #special interest #autism #autistic things #actually autistic #audhd #actually audhd #adhd #adhd problems #actually adhd #neurodivergence #neurodivergent #neurodiversity

[calivco]

so i binged death note

#death note #death note art #death note fanart #light yagami #yagami light #misa amane #amane misa #misa misa #shitpost #artist #art #my art #procreate #anime #anime art #death note anime #artists on tumblr #yagamane #unfortunately #for the bit #digital art #fanart #デスノート #me when the man i am obsessed with hates me and also he is kira #lawlight and lawmane fans im sorry i failed you today for this #teehee #anime fanart

[outsockk]

IDEK

#spamton #deltarune #jevil #spamvil #i rushed this at like midnight last night #sock art #unfortunately

[featherboabear]

theyre approaching from the west

#they will crush you #cambrian #anomalocaris #paleontology #shitpost #opabinia #eurypterid #1k #unfortunately

[deeism]

when i watched season one of house i saw house and wilson interact here and there and i was like oh okay. they could be gay i guess. in a plausibly deniable way. But um. late seasons hilson feels like repeatedly getting hit over the head with a bat and when you finally come to you're lying on the ground watching as the blurry vague silhouettes of house and wilson make out over your lifeless body

#brandy.txt #Like how did we get here #in hindsight i think they were always that way #now it feels like im watching a bad fanfic parody of some sort #2000s queerbait was kind of on top of the game #unfortunately #house md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson

[codiciarr]

i cant actually wait 8 hours and whatever long minutes so have this

#sorry for putting homestuck on your dash in the year of our father 2024 #homestuck #unfortunately #my art #codi art #john egbert #this is where i break it to you there will be more.