#unicorns are also stupid

[fizpup]

those guys with the weird hats (requested by @iamthewanderingbard)

#over the garden wall #otgw #my little pony #mlp #greg #wirt #beatrice #jason funderburker #rule 85 #broke my 'protagonists are always earth ponies' rule 😔 unicorn wirt felt right #he's a dweeb #his hat is so stupid I originally wasn't gonna draw it but it was necessary #I wanted greg to be an earth pony too but also failed at that bc as soon as I imagined him as a frog toting cherub it was over

[rrat-king]

there’s a lot of tragic hard shit i could write about the fact that both adaine and kristen were stabbed by the unicorn but mostly i just like to think they chest bump a lot and kristen says it’s their ‘scars kissing’

#are they traumatized. sure. but they are also asshole teenagers who make stupid jokes #they’d find some like kiddie sticker that says ‘unicorn club’ and both proudly display it on their water bottle or something #and everyone else would just. hate it #kristen applebees #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fhjy

[sarahplantarthe1st]

OMGOMGOMGGGGGG!!!! ROB RENZETTI ANSWERED ONE OF MY QUESTIONS FOR CARTOON BASE'S MLAATR QNA!!!! I AM FANGIRLING RN!!!

#I'm never getting rid of this screenshot #this guy created my whole childhood - especially the powerpuff girls and dexter's lab #but ashdjdlsjdldlsldldkfl i can't get over this!! thank u rob for responding to my question!! #rob renzetti #mlaatr #my life as a teenage robot #q&a #nicktoons #nickelodeon #twitter #screenshot #bringbackmlaatr (and mina and the count too!!) #20yearsofmlaatr #btw rob renzetti was only a storyboard artist writer and... i think director on both dexter's lab and the powerpuff girls (original) #craig mccracken created the original ppg and genndy tartakovsky created of course dexter's lab and so many others such as samurai jack #star wars the clone wars and sym bionic titan... as well as primal and unicorn warriors eternal which i cannot wait to watch!! #hopefully someday I'll ask genndy if dexter was adopted lol #besides idk if he's got twitter but... we shall see! #did i forget to mention that rob renzetti also did some storyboard/directing work for 2 stupid dogs? #idk if he was a writer either but i do miss watching that show on boomerang along with the other classics...

[luciana-silentstar]

I decided because I love suffering that everyone gets their own halter.

#-pops on once in a blue moon to update and dip- #like what it's been. ten years since I've basically said 'hey life is crazy but I really wanna try to be active again!!' lmfao #somehow life keeps getting crazier in good and absolutely abysmal ways #have been sleeping on my floor for the past week due to Fun Health Issues which will probably be a thing for the next month+ #and I would b*tch about that but today is the first day in the past week that I have not been miserable so #I'm on a 'I do not feel like sh*t! :DDDD' high lmao #I'm good!! life is just funny and I really need to do standup tbh #when I suffer apparently I am hilarious so silver linings 💕 #chaotically toggles between emoticons and emojis bc f*ck the police no one can stop me #this is me a week *not* taking my prescribed amphetamines ahahaha #on them I am actually relaxed and chill which is funny #off them I'm either a sloth or nighttime kitty zooms basically #my body may b falling apart but you cannot stop my chaotic little mind apparently #ANYWAY broken record babey but I do... want to be more active.... if it happens I'll eat my hat but. #can I just say how elated I am that MORE SNOW #Winter Riders was my first SS game so. snow in game is v special to me and I literally dreamed about this and they MAGICALLY DELIVERED #I have a million critiques but clearly I still love the game and I am very happy with how they handled this lmao #anyway I hope everyone is healthier and a little more mentally stable than I <3 #I love this stupid game a lot it is still my comfort... n0n-object. sldkfj. #also everyone must know I am f*cking OBSESSED with the unicorn oh my god #still a ponygirl at heart ig 😒 owell #also ye Dragonheart got an update!! heeeee #Dragonheart #Illusion #Brilliant Vision #Myth #Chocolate Dream #mostly sticking to two part names but ngl. for certain special horses I'm enjoying the single name options #also the halter thing is to sorta discourage me from impulse buying horses lmfao #I am 99% positive it will have 0 effect lmaooooo but everyone looks fancy now

[mxviko]

What if I did like South Park monster high au designs things

What monsters would they be I wonder

I wonder if TikTok would like it

#I MEAN I GUESS ITS JUST A MONSTER AU AND THOSE DO EXIST #but I like monster high so that’s just what I thought of #Vampire Kyle werewolf Stan besties #HYBRID KENNY- #pip would be a doll #uhhh let’s see Craig mummy #jimmy unicorn monster #See I say monster high because I know more monster types with that then just in general because I’m stupid #Cartman cat maybe but also maybe boogie man #v rambles #ideas

[yusuke-of-valla]

Well, my fourth death in Tartarus is probably a sign i should call it a night and maybe lower the difficulty, esp since the goal is to like. Nyoooom.

#i can't sleep I want to throw my controller at the wall #stupid fucking tables had hit minato with three zios while I had archangel equipped #alto plays p3 reload #I'm trying to take the time to appreciate the game but also #I have a backlog #unicorn overlord is coming out in two weeks #and quite frankly Pokémon's about to ruin my week by dropping another bullshit raid #so like. ya girl's on a schedule

[fangomango]

Reading a book about the autism spectrum and like

God I have never related to a book more

Like this guy loovesss door locks and when he's talking to someone it's more of a "speaking at them" rather then with them and he's mostly talking about door locks...

Dude....

Me too

#it just feels like im spewing bobs burger word puke at people rather then a conversation #also it was like...giving me little wtories anout 2 guys experience and ine thing stuxk out #“bob never played pretend.he didnt know how a box could be a space ship to hi. it was a box #i played pretend...i would go to my backyard holding my rainbow unicorn nechlace and pretend to talk to unicorns... #but not because i thought unicorns were real or anything like that.... #doing that just seemed lime a thing little girls did...i was pretending to do whar a child my age would do #because quite frankly while i did like the stereotypical things little girls my age did (barbies and my little pony...which i still do 😙) #but i didnt feel lime the other girls....some how even at my young stupid age.. i knew deep down something separated me from the girls in #my elementary classes... #when the kids in my class would joke with each other it would get a positive reaction...but when I make the same joke people thi k im weird #which is a universal experience at this point... #autism experiences

[pantherxdrawz]

The only Modern TGAA AU I’ll except is if Herlock Sholmes and Mael Stronghart are Xbox live enemies send post

#More shit in the tags incoming: #And if Stronghart has an MLP pfp/hj #Man’s definitely got Unicorn gamer headphones as well #like he took a pair of unicorn headphones for kids then (blackmailed) had someone modify them into professional gamer ones #I might make a full modern au post now- #also Herlock definitely sends Latin Gibberish with a creepy pic or somth to Stronghart whenever they message #What I mean by ‘’Latin gibberish” is that it’s Latin but it doesn’t translate to anything like maybe something nonsense like #’’rubberduck toast tub’’ or something- #tgaa spoilers #KIND OF?? #Idfk if it’s spoilers or not it’s just a stupid au shot thing #the great ace attorney #herlock sholmes #mael stronghart #Nyxramblez

[ruffgem]

ween and the unicorns... theyre like brothers. in my opinion

#this is only because my brother's favorite band is ween and my favorite band is the unicorns #amen. #no wait.... actually. its real a little bit #they were both bands formed by high schoolers theres something real about that #with ridiculous stage names #and a stupid ass band name #REAL #also they are both responsible for the two most badass Low Budget Music Videos That Take Place In #A Restaurant #I cant put my finger on it by ween official music video IS BROTHERS with the jellybones music video. #but to be honest its actually better than the jellybones music video. sorry. but it is

[virtual-minotaur]

like yeah sometimes u build a new species/society just cuz and also to mess w the setting or whatever........................ sometimes you also create it to make a point.

#like yeah i do like worldbuilding species but one of my most worldbuilt ones. STILL HAS ISSUES WITH SEX/INTERSEX/GENDER STUFF. #bcuz i wanted to make a point with it! #like yes its an alien species with 5 different sexes. yes its all arbitrary yes they have intersex individuals. #and some individuals feel that their sex does not align with the 'role' they want to embody. aka gender. #nd their society is extremely against intersex individuals. and trans individuals. bcuz im Making A Point. thats its arbitrary and stupid. #and also sometimes i create a species that are unicorn shapechangers. sparkly and cute wheeee #you get it? you get it. #angel.txt

[droidmom]

i still rly like cher and her ex but seeing darcia's interactions with her and knowing she just... has the book of the moon chilling in her desk drawer..... and probably feels like she's finally met someone who could understand that part of her...... even tho he did like knock her out and steal her daughter........... who was kind of his daughter first............ hmmmmmmmmm

#wolf's rain tag #thinking thots #her ex can come along for the ride tho they'd rly need him as a third to avoid going dick deep into unreality/gothic nonsense #give him some Insecurity abt not matching up and still being in the non-believer side of their work #and thinking he needs to save cher from darcia's influence until his own understanding kicks in #but also cher realizing there are things she misses abt him that she'd never get from darcia bc darcia is /darcia/ #oh wait what abt darcia's wife i feel like cher and his wife would be so fun #i know she's only ever been in a coma for the episodes ive seen but like . let her in too #they're just like..... weird nobles..... like the weird straight ppl on a dating app lookin for a unicorn #but the unicorn also comes with a sad detective man at her heels #anyway! custody battle over cheza let's go #((also god the book of the moon on the desk that has the stupid tie hubb gave her stickin out of the drawer? #something something caught between two worlds idK but it works))

[tenok]

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#news for the last month be like #'tv channel painted raindow in k-pop vid grey' #'cosmetics shops painted rainbow unicorns on kids make up with blackand white' #'girl with rainbow frogs earrings was arrested for showing extremist simbols' #it's amazing #what will they do with real rainbowin the sky #I'm so exited to see #(read 'I'm terrified out of my mind but also it's so weak and stupid it's like being killed by monstrous chicken')

[nesswrites]

Keeping up on the writing things almost every day, today I want to talk about Mercedes Lackey, specifically her 500 Kingdoms series.

First, her series is by far and large inspired by Sir Terry Pratchett and Discworld, and the more you read the more her references to Terry become obvious.

Second, it's a very interesting setting for a writer to work with, and for fanfiction writers or other writers, not that hard to take inspiration from. The world of the 500 kingdoms is controlled by fate, the looming fate of the Tradition. Much like in Discworld, a lot of this fate comes in the form of stories and how they twist a magical world. How it will twist and change people if they don't comply.

It makes an ordinarily kind woman into an evil stepmother, or makes her invalid when she refuses to become evil (Beauty and the Werewolf). It makes it so Ella Cinders and her actual evil step mother have a fate where Ella would fall in love with a prince (even though the prince was far too young) and Ella had to fight it to become a Godmother. And it ties pushing these even when "the prince would far rather fall in love with another prince, thank you very much!"

Now, Mercedes Lackey is a good author, but she enjoys writing romance, and the 500 Kingdoms series reads very much as her wanting to write romance in the Discworld setting, albeit with many changes due to copyright and being a published author of her own accord. Her other books, romance is very much a side plot if it is even there, and the 500 Kingdoms is one of her less popular series.

(As an aside if you read this far and want to check her out without as much romance - her Joust series is one of my other favorites by her - set in fantasy Egypt, but it's about raising and riding dragons, and the romance when it does come in is not a focal point. It's a sideplot.)

However, either as a fan work or an inspired work taking influence from both her and Sir Pratchett, I kind of want to play with the idea of one of those gay princes or princesses. Someone who legend would have fall in love and live happily ever after, but the magic can't do anything to break their orientation, so it struggles to find a happily ever after (but gay).

Of course, I also kind of want the selfish future of some of those - my first Mercedes Lackey book was One Good Night, where Princess Andie falls in love with the dragon Peri, and he is turned human via magic. A future story with one of their children being a were-dragon, or even a new tradition that had formed of the rulers of this tiny kingdom only taking unconventional spouses, like having one of Andie and Peri's children marrying a dwarf, or an ogre, and using that to forge new alliances would be fun.

#long post #text post #mercedes lackey #honestly i do enjoy her writing because she likes to subvert tropes a lot #sure there's a magical focus on virginity #but the main plot point it drives is having unicorns being annoying #plus she likes to prove her own characters wrong #because Ella for example assumed a princess would be stupid #ella is a likable character #but she was proven wrong #when the princess almost brained her #and in one good night #gina assumes andie would be useless being a princess #and Andie is wonderful #I also liked andie because she had glasses which i rarely read in these fantasy novels

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I got to thinking about mythology and folklore (to absolutely no one’s surprise) and my brain came back to Merlin (also entirely unsurprising)

Merlin would probably know the origins of a lot of myths, right? It’d probably make for some interesting conversations when Arthur gets back.

Arthur, reading about myths and legends: Hey why are unicorns said to be mythical?

Merlin: You shot one and Anhora nearly poisoned you to fix it. I wasn’t about to let it happen again.

—

Arthur: Did you know there’s a monster in Lock Ness?

Merlin: she is not a monster! Aithusa is a total sweetheart. It’s not her fault everyone got grumpy about the existence of dragons.

—

Arthur: Did you know about all the missing shipwrecks here?

Merlin: the first few stories were warnings. I can’t stop people wondering into gateways to other realms. It’s their own stupidity.

—

There’s definitely others but I need sleep.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #incorrect merlin quotes #i’m bad at tagging #merthur #headcanon #modern merlin #reincarnation #reincarnated arthur pendragon #merlin bbc

[rafeandonlyrafe]

pink unicorn

inspired by this adorable video of drew

words: 600

warnings: dad!rafe, mom!reader, very soft and fluffy

“rafe.” you sigh, rubbing your forehead with your fingertips, eyes flicking between his hunched over frame and your daughter. “she doesn't even want it anymore! she's moved on.”

you watch as rosie occupies herself with your phone, giggling every time she presses the button to turn the screen on and off, looking at the picture of herself and rafe on your lock screen.

“she said she wanted it, im going to get it.” rafe grunts, putting more coins into the claw machine. he tries for a fifth time to get the pink unicorn stuffie that your three year old became obsessed with having for an entire minute before moving on to the next sparkly thing. 

“baby, come on.” you groan. you knew when you married him that rafe was stubborn, thankfully it didn't rub off on your daughter, who is the happiest and most agreeable little girl you've ever seen.

“my princess deserves whatever she wants, including this stupid-” rafe jerks the claw machine “fucking- stuffie.”

he groans when the claw machine grips the unicorn, only for it to fall before he can navigate it back to the shoot.

“rafey, please. you've been at this for like five minutes. we can just buy her a unicorn stuffie.” you don't point out that she already owns probably twenty similar ones.

“one more try.” rafe glances at your daughter, frowning when she really is completely disinterested in the toy.

“okay. then can we keep going?” you question. you were supposed to be walking around the mall to look for a present for a birthday party rosie got invited to, of course also getting distracted by everything along the way, rafe bending to whatever store rosie wanted to go into, whether it was candy or video games, anything bright that looked exciting.

“mama.” rosie whines, your phone now sitting on the floor. 

“come here, baby.” you pick rosie up, grabbing your phone at the same time and slotting it into your pocket. some people try to tell you not to baby your toddler so much, but you love being able to carry her around and keep her close, dreading the day that she's too big for you to lift easily.

“daddy, wheres my unicorn?” she pouts as the claw drops the stuffed animal again. rafe just gives you a look as he loads more coins in.

“for real, babe, last try or we are going to the toy store and leaving you here.” you know rosie is just going to find a million things she wants inside of the toy store anyways, probably another five pink unicorns.

rafe nods, concentration overtaking his features. rosie cheers him on from your arms as he hooks the unicorn around the center, claw raising up and bringing it over to the shoot. it falls perfectly down, both rosie and rafe shouting in excitement.

rafe gets the pink unicorn out, holding it out for your daughter to hug into her little arms. “thank you daddy!”

“anything for you my little princess, come here.” rafe opens his arms as rosie practically launches herself from you to snuggle into his chest.

“i wanna introduce pinky to my other unicorns.” she babbes about having a big tea party as rafe glows just looking at her.

“of course.” rafe nods. “let's go home right now so me you and pinky can play together.” you don't point out how all of rosies pink toys share the same name.

“babe!” you call out, following rafe out of the mall towards the exit. “we still haven't gotten our gift!”

“ill order it on amazon!” he calls out as you catch up to him and his long strides. 

“come on, mommy, i wanna play.” rosie pouts, face mimicking her expression with big pleading eyes.

“fine.” you sigh, unable to say no to either of them. “but you have to clean up your tea party when it's over!”

“yesss!” rafe pumps his fist in the air, leaning forward to press a kiss to your lips.

“and no real food! you’ll spoil your supper!”

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[mocha-monster]

The whole "Apolla kins Hunter The Owl House" thing that I never told you guys about was a joke based on a very slight design and backstory similarity

It has now fully seeped into the cat and will never leave

#Shitpost #Mocha's illustrations #Apolla (Portal Pawz) #Also updated their design slightly #Changed the wing color and added the stupid unicorn horn bc it's cute