it burns like a gin and I like it
put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it
hurts but I know how to hide it
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this is the only image that matters actually
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Le hemmmhemmmhemmmmmmmmmmmm
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Me, reading fanfic from 1967 because I am still on my Lensman kick: I think it is silly of you, author, to have resurrected Gharlane
Author: ah, but by making use of Eddorian asexual reproduction he cloned himself!
Me: daaaaaang, nice
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everyone shut up ive been struck by the simple beauty of ordinary life
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“you’re so hot” ok but am i unsettling? do i seem eerie to you? give you a bit of the heebie jeebies? when i walk into a room do you feel a chill down your spine?
sometimes i think that beauty is all that matters to you people smh
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yeah, i use toys in the bedroom... (sits on the floor with a spirit box and emf reader, trying to make contact with the ghosts that keep me up all night)
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Being in the woods with your cryptid/gremlin friend like:
- *casually breaking thorns off of a vine and putting them in pocket*
- MOSS
- *very politely sits on giant rock*
- *pointing at half fallen tree* "you think that can hold me?" "No." "I'mma get on it anyway" "NO" *thud*
- *singing the hearse song while walking through a dry creek*
- *sees bird high up in tree* is that a challenge?
- *sits on stump*
- MUSHROOMS
- *singing welcome to the internet while climbing a tree*
- *walks through tree limb* hey that hurted dont do that
- *trips over rock* *apologies to rock*
- *pointing at something they definitely should not climb* "I'mma climb that"
- *making paper stars while sitting in a tree*
- CRUNCHY LEAVES
- *sets down bucket of Things™ to climb a tree*
- *hearing Very Normal Cat Sounds somewhere near by* if this is how I wind up on supernatural I'mma seriously haunt your ass
- *drinking tea while searching for pine cones*
- *quotes three tumblr posts and a tx2 song in one breath*
- ACORNS
- *jumps over dead bush*
- "Hey, tree sap!!!" "Hey, leaves!!!" "Hey, moss!!!" "Hey, tree!!!" "Hey, nature!!!!"
- *completely oblivious to friend talking to them while chasing frog*
- *comes across fence* "bet I could jump that" "don't" *hops fence*
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Submitted Prompts #90
Another day, another rogue attack. Someone decided it would be a swell idea to hijack some high school reunion- why the alumni were meeting somewhere other than their home town, nobody knew. Or at the very least, the ones who did know aren't saying anything.
It was meant to be a hostage situation. The rogue was already in the middle of making their demands on Live TV, with the local hero(es) racing to track down their location.
Things went off the rails quickly when a young man's voice shouted, "FENTINA, GO LONG!" and another young man, whooping, flew fist-first into the rogue's face, knocking them both off-screen.
(After the fact, the alumni are lectured about proper safety measures, only for the man who'd slugged the rogue to scoff. "Compared to what we saw at Casper? That was easy mode.")
(Shockingly, the other alumni all nod and agree, all of them incredibly nonchalant for ex-hostages.)
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If I can't go hide in the woods for a week and come back an ancient druid with horns and infinite knowledge then what is the point in living this life.
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