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Alexander Hamilton: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Death: ...

Death: *turns to Aaron Burr* The gun was in the air, why did you think ‘ah yes, murder the one who lost his son’?

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The real reason Peggy wasn’t in Act II

Alexander Hamilton: Peggy! We almost forgot about you but—Peggy? Why are you staring at the wall?

Peggy Schuyler: *slowly turns*

Alex: ...

Alex: THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD I REPEAT—

Technically it’s from @thebulletinhamilton-quotes (your blog got me inspired to be apart of it so as a thank you here is a taste of my zombie au, *bows* if it is terrible I will not be upset if you delete it)

(This is incredible, I could never delete it!)

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Alexander Hamilton: I’m not fixating on anything!!

Marquis de Lafayette: ...

Marquis de Lafayette: ...Why are there so many pictures of Jefferson?

Alexander Hamilton: BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE TWINS THAT WERE SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!

John Laurens: Gotta love your crack bi energy this morning, babe.

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Hercules Mulligan: Let me get this straight...you ripped your pants, right?

John Laurens: Yes.

Hercules Mulligan: Alright, how did you do that?

John Laurens: I had to split cause it’s how I dance.

Hercules Mulligan: ....this is the tenth pair you have destroyed. You have a problem.

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Alexander Hamilton: *puts peppermint essential oil on his wrist*

Aaron Burr: You know that’s too much right? Maybe you should give some to Jefferson—

Alexander Hamilton: *dumps the whole bottle in his hands and begins scrubbing his face with it* N O

Eliza Schuyler: ....

Eliza Schuyler: I married a twelve year old

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John Laurens: I’m not afraid to die!

Thomas Jefferson: Bye bitch!

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Theodosia Bartow Prevost: Heeeeeey Aaron, wanna get married?

Aaron Burr: That’s...uh...a little forward.

Theodosia Bartow Prevost: ...Alexander, Angelica and Lafayette really want to plan a wedding.

Aaron Burr: *terrified of disappointing Angelica* Ok..

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Peggy Schuyler: If two brains are better than one, then I choose Eliza and Angelica’s brains to be my main source of intellectual.

Aaron Burr: What about your brain? That’s three brains, Peggy.

Peggy Schuyler: Excuse me but sisters come with a six pack not a two for one.

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Therapist: And what do we do when something goes wrong?

Eliza: Burn all of his letters.

Therapist:

Therapist: Please put the lighter away.

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Eliza Schuyler: Isn’t that uncomfortable?

Alexander Hamilton: This is how I thrive.

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Hercules Mulligan: Why does your sign say: ‘Idiot proof’?

Aaron Burr, in a turtleneck: Have you ever seen an idiot using my product correctly?

Hercules Mulligan: ...

Hercules Mulligan: That’s fair, I’ll allow it.

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John Laurens: *furious*. I should sic Lafayette on you Lee for your treason!

Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette: *comes from out of no where* What?

John Laurens: *amused* It’s nothing Lafayette—

Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette: *draws his gun, has it cocked at Lee* No, is he bothering you?

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Aaron Burr: Someday, I’m going to be forgotten by everyone.

Alexander Hamilton: Yeah, well it’s my job to make everyone remember you.

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Thomas Jefferson: I hope you get ran over.

Alexander Hamilton: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your tacky carriage and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. C’mon you lazy fuck, you might actually have to lift a finger for once in your life.

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Aaron Burr: I think you might be in danger.

Alex:

Alex: *takes off his sunglasses* Is it the English royal family?

Alex: The Democratic-Republicans?

Alex: One million moms?

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Alexander: Hey Burr, how many whiskers does a white cat have?

Aaron: I don’t know, how many political chances do you have left, Alexander?

Alex:

Aaron:

Alex:

Alex: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY—

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