#unrealistic.

[tokillamockingbird427]

Logan, on the phone: Merrick? I need your help, I-

Merrick: Is the safehouse on fire or under attack?

Logan: No?

Merrick: Then it's not my problem. *Hangs up*

Hesh: What'd he say? Any solutions for the portal to hell in the common room?

Logan: Apparently it's not an emergency. And also not his problem.

Keegan, brawling an honest-to-god (Snrk) demon in the common room: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!

#unrealistic. #if Logan asked Merrick for help he would be on his way IMMEDIATELY no questions asked #that's his baby nephew bro #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #logan walker #thomas a merrick #hesh walker #keegan p russ

[caught-by-purple-reign]

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SKINNY AND MUSCULAR ??????

Ridiculous :(

#fuck my body #what the fuck #unrealistic. #unbelievable

[outlying-hyppocrate]

@thermodynamic-angel popular boy??

#random thoughts #unrealistic.

[dec2007]

breathing organism

#weird #weirdcore #strange #unrealistic #strangecore #dereality #nostalgia #unreality #nostalgiacore #odd #oddcore #dream #glitchcore #glitch #trippy #psychadelic #drugcore #2000s gif #gif #liminal spaces #liminal

[corner-moth]

#so unrealistic #insects #bugs #bugblr #praying mantis

[aveloka-draws]

From Darkwood.

#comics #leshy x yellow cat #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #digital art #is it unrealistic that a follower from darkwood wouldnt remember the god worshipped there? yes #will i let that stop me? nah #mew mew mew

[devotedlystrangewizard]

im sure the redemption route is very good but I Am Not Immune To Bhaal's Little Gifts

#bg3 spoilers #YOU WANT ME TO PLAY DARK URGE. AND NOT GET THE SLAYER? #unrealistic. #you get the cloak no matter what but like. im very much into roleplay. so i cant wear that

[aleatoryw]

we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars #the most unrealistic thing about rots is that after killing dooku anakin wasn't like. okay score is now tied at one all #au where he resists palpatine bc killing sideous will give him a 2-1 lead over obi-wan #*slams palpatine off rooftop* GAME!

[amyritter]

how come every single person on never have i ever pulls SOOO MUCH ass and i have never held hands romantically

#UNREALISTIC. #nhie

[queeranarchism]

If people make cutesy posts about growing food and herb spirals and composting but never talk about stuff like preventing and getting rid of rats in a garden, I get this suspision that they either haven't actually gardened much or they're more interested in presenting an aesthetically pleasing image than in actually preparing people to deal with a garden.

#Like the unrealistic gun hoarding bunker doomsday preppers of gardening #but instead of imagining a world without rules and community they imagine a world without rats and mold and plant virusses #Which is a better worldview than those preppers but not a more realistic one.

[cal-kestis]

【呪術廻戦】ドットアニメーション「廻送電車」【作業用BGM】

#myedit* #jujutsu kaisen #jjkedit #jjk #gojo satoru #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara #itafushi #itafushikugi #chosoyuki #jjkdaily #hyeahjujutsu #fyanimegifs #animeedit #useryoshi #usernanda #userelio #underbetelgeuse #userlaro #userhann #userloidforgers #tusermalina #usertorichi #most unrealistic thing about this is that todo and choso didn't immediately board the train when their yuji radar went off

[caught-by-purple-reign]

I love that I'll refuse to do my school work for a multitude of reasons and when I find out I'm failing all my classes I'm shocked and angry.

#yes so smart babes #that makes so much sense #this is so sick and twisted #youre saying I have to do something different in order to have different results? #blocked. #unrealistic.

[beggars-opera]

I know many people with weird and wonderful lifestyles from circus folk to influencers, but honestly the friend I am most jealous of:

lives in the middle of nowhere Vermont in an early 1800s farmhouse he restored himself

divides his time between farming cows, sheep, and pigs and handcrafting historic reproduction fabrics for museums

has an impressive collection of spinning wheels and looms

makes his own butter and cheese

is married to the mailman like the main character in some kind of hallmark movie

#I feel like if hallmark made a movie about his life #people would be like no this gay cottagecore nonsense is too unrealistic

[bloodybellycomb]

"Red white and royal blue is too cringy" "heartstopper is too unrealistic" yeah maybe but so is every single other rom com under the sun. Why does queer media always need to be realistic and profound while straight stories get more freedom to be silly and fantastical?

#red white and royal blue #heartstopper #lgbtq #being cringy and unrealistic is just like #a staple of the rom com genre lol #as more queer stories are being highlighted #not everything is going to appeal to everyone #and that shouldnt been seen as some kind of moral failing #birdy chirps

[crowleylesbian]

“crowleys gonna reject aziraphale in s3🥺‼️” crowley would walk on his hands and knees 1000 miles through a desert of broken glass for just the chance to hang out with aziraphale. be serious.

#me on twitter; wow this is some hot garbage… but i can’t stop scrolling #and now that people have found this post: believe me when i say that i sam crowleylesbian do understand all too well that it feels unfair to #crowley. i just think it’s unrealistic to paint him as the ‘scorched earth’ breakup archetype #when he’s clearly the divorcee who will never truly move on and maybe grows his hair out a little [for the love of god please this part<-]

[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point

percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.

#the golden 15 mins during which jason & nico interact #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #and if waking up at 4.45am seems unrealistic to u #i know SEVERAL people who wake up from times between 4.00—5.15 in the morning #pjo #hoo #toa #pjo incorrect quotes #jercy #jasico #? maybe. js because it feels right #edit: this is killing my notifs PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS NOTES