#unreality

[amtrak-official]

Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

#unreality

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for snapping at a friend?

Posting for an unbiased opinion. I have this friend (both M, both minors, same age) that I've known since we were babies. We've always been pretty close, and we've always been somewhat competitive, but not in a toxic way, really.

One thing we share is that we both LOVE animals. Neither of us had a pet when we were younger, but we've spent a lot of time talking about what we want and trying to convince our parents for pets, but they wanted us to grow and prove responsibility first.

Knowing this, you could see how exciting it was when a few months ago my Grandpa (who is a zoologist) took us both to get our first pets. It seems unrelated, but it's relevant to know that we both now have the experience and bond with them.

Early last week, I lost my rat. Vet says there was nothing I could have done different, it was an injury he couldn't heal from, but it's taken a toll on me. He wasn't even very old, and I've been feeling awful!

My little guy was buried in a little cemetery for pets, and I took him there on my own to bury (it was safe for me to go alone, don't worry!) and just kinda... sit. I needed to process this, I've never dealt with the death of a pet before. He wasn't my first to get, but my first to lose. While I was there, my friend showed up, and I snapped at him. All of his pets are fine, and I didn't even tell him I was going since I wanted some alone time, so it felt like he was there just to brag!

Over the last few weeks our competitiveness has gotten a bit more like a rivalry, I guess, and he's been able to "beat" me in everything! He's doing better at things I even started on first! Before we were about even, so this change had really gotten on my nerves.

Now, I honestly don't think I'm the asshole here, since I'm still dealing with the loss of my rat, but my Gramps says I need to apologize. Whatever. Smell ya later!

#aita #am i the asshole #fandom aita #unreality #pokemon #gary oak

[sunnydale-high-school-rumors]

PRO TIP if you figure out any free periods that you have that buffy doesn't, you can go to the library and actually have a really normal experience

Sometimes? But like you’ll still have to deal with:

Buffy’s weird friends hanging out with the librarian.

one of my friends walked in on the librarian fencing? With the air? And when he noticed her he just sort of threw it under the table and acted like nothing happened.

Another walked in on him and Ms. Calendar HEAVILY making out. He described it as “the type of thing you’d see if you opened the janitors closet during fourth period”

the librarian reading the weirdest books known to man.

also only half the books in the library aren’t weird cryptozoology shit.

Sometimes one enters the library and has a normal time. I did this morning. Today was a good day :3

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #unreality #tw unreality #btvs s2 #rupert giles #jenny calendar #buffy summers #calendiles

[ai-dream]

#aesthetic #ai art #digital art #colors #lofi #nostalgia #concept art #art #dreamscape #unreality #interior #chill vibes #relax #bedroom #nature #plants #greenery

[thatsbelievable]

#Shhhhhh #corpse #unreality #let’s just keep this between us shall we

[unorcadox]

Maybe I can grow to like the silence your absence has left me with

#weirdcore #dreamcore #nostalgiacore #old web #unorcadox #my edit #unreality #uo vent

[dailyjermasparkle]

#jerma #jerma sparkle #dailyjermasparkle #sparkle on! #tuesday #unreality #paranoia tw

[dec2007]

trust them.

#weird #weirdcore #strange #unrealistic #strangecore #dereality #unreality #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #odd #oddcore

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who is 4Chan?

Dion 4Chan was an occultist writer in the 1900s who invented soy milk, brony fandom, and hacktivism. She wrote several novels about a thinly veiled Crowley spoof named Hugo Astley, likely resulting in the homunculus known as Rick Astley and his popular rolls.

#dion fortune #aleister crowley #rick astley #4chan #occult #unreality

[missing-childhood]

Can we pretend the world around us is gone for just one moment?

#liminal spaces #liminal #liminalcore #weirdcore #dreamcore #aesthetic #unreality #liminal space #derealization #liminal reality

[etherealascend]

#weirdcore #oddcore #dreamcore #unreality #dereality #liminal #liminal space #liminal spaces #liminal aesthetics #dreamy #ethereal #surreal #nostalgia #nostalgic #nostalgiacore #surrealcore #etherealascend original

[amtrak-official]

Split Ticket Voting, you buy a train ticket and split it between the 3 canudates you like most, whichever one reaches San Francisco Alive wins

#unreality

[officially-shannon-messenger]

Hey can Sophie be the main character again please

no sorry i got bored of her keefe is much more interesting. go whiteboy go

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #unreality #keefe sencen

[catboygretzky]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

10/?

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

People truly underestimate exyblr's ability to create a whole ass human out of nothing. you give us their place of origin, their position, their size, and maybe one fact about their life and BOOM a whole ass human.

🧜‍♀️ sapphicexy

Why is this so truuuuuuue 😭

🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

jean moreau? im pretty sure no one has ever even heard him SPEAK but we know:

he's french. he's tall. he's a backliner. he doesn't talk to the press. he's perfect court but transferred from EAU to USC (which is literally the hugest change possible)

bing bang BOOM he is bitchy but quiet (probably raises his eyebrow in disdain a lot), a sturdy presence that is a little unsure of his place in the world but hides it behind bitchy comments who always strives to be better on and off the court.

💃fox-me-up follow

and he's gay

🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

and he's gay

678 notes

🧚 goalie-stan

call me matt boyd the way i look at dan wilds like she hung the moon and stars

#god......Dan please.....end my suffering......

109 notes

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#it ain't happening sweetheart SHE'S NEVER GONNA TOP YOU

243 notes

🙈 ittybittyminny follow

do you ever want to squidge someone's cheeks SO BAD but you know they'd murder you for even thinking it

🦚 dilf-wymack

is this about andrew minyard

🙈 ittybittyminny follow

isn't everything

#just assume everything i say is about andrew minyard

1,002 notes

✍️ exy-fic-rec

icarus once flew

Fandom: Exy RPF

Pairing: Kevin Day/Andrew Minyard

Rating: E

Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friends With Benefits

Word count: 59k

Summary: He'd done this before with teammates, and it hadn't affected anything; there was no reason this should be any different, so it wasn't different. But here on the bathroom floor, hugging his knees to his chest, Kevin could admit to himself that it was different than anything he'd done with teammates in the past.

It was different, because none of those teammates were Andrew.

#kevin day #andrew minyard #0203 #kandrew #psu #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec #explicit #friends with benefits #angst #hurt/comfort

201 notes

🐋 sexyexy

ran into jeremy knox on campus and that girl was literally bouncing on his toes, what the fuck kinda -

#hated it btw #way too depressed for her rn

25 notes

🤳 badexyimagines

Imaaaaagine....... it's your first date with riko moriyama. He takes you to red lobster, you're allergic to lobster but he orders it for you anyway. You die

#exy #imagine #riko moriyama #esu #once again this is a JOKE

56 notes

#all for the game #aftg #the sunshine court #tsc #kevin day #jeremy knox #jean moreau #andrew minyard #matt boyd #dan wilds #kandrew #exyblr #unreality #where's that anon who told me to stop making these #this one's for u #and to make it better i'm posting it at noon on a wednesday so it will get less than 20 notes #2 homies that find these amusing come and get yall juice

[ai-dream]

#Vaporwave #aesthetic #ai art #digital art #colors #synthwave #lofi #nostalgia #retrowave #video game #concept art #art #dreamscape #unreality #city #moody #subway #liminal #liminal spaces #metro #underground #green #overgrown #plants #abandoned

[thatsbelievable]

#Poultrey Secrets Disclosed #secrets #chicken #chickens #unreality