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lizardsfromspace · 4 months
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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course
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[art by @beelzeebub ]
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strangestcase · 2 years
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🥧​ picnicgoer Follow
where did my basket go
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🐜​ ant1 Follow
tee hee
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giggle
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🐜​ dutiful-ant-guy Follow
hmmm yummy treats
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I love baskets
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annabelle--cane · 1 year
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"we voted a faceless character as tumblr's number one sexyman" false. cecil HAS a face, we just haven't seen it and thus all have to guess. the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, however,
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realuity · 2 months
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managed to dig up this screenshot of Adventures in Drowsytown. anyone remember that show? it only really aired late at night, which is weird for a kids cartoon. i heard the company that produced it was never really traced back to anyone and they only made like.. 2 seasons tops.
nobody outside of hatchetfield ever heard of it either, let alone my own parents, even though i swear it was popular as all hell. they even had plushes! no idea where any of them went, though..
inspired by @the-wizards-fandom-library's posts! designing cartoon-friendly versions of the wretched brothers was fun as hell.
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fanby-fckry · 2 months
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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
23 hr. ago
adam is literally sinner coded because of his war crimes. but whatever
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23 hr. ago
Angel, I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he’ll answer.
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1 min. ago
Hi! :D
#jumpscaring my denizens #irl source
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🎀 charlies-angel Follow
8 min. ago
New url now that the cat’s out of the bag.
moth-gf -> @.charlies-angel
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8 min. ago
Awwwwww, babe!!! 🥹🥰💖
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2 min. ago
gay
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💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow
1 hr. ago
Lmao I love how Adam fought the radio demon, the princess of hell, and Lucifer himself, but in the end the one to put him down is a two-foot tall cyclops with a knife and blood lust.
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58 min. ago
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@.jest-fizzarolli Fizzie Frog, you cannot leave this in the tags.
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57 min. ago
:3
#ozzie peer-reviewed my tags #is he biased? #yes #but idc ↯ #niffty lady ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #adam ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #jesters privilege #irl source
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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
12 hr. ago
if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.
🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
2 hr. ago
fuck
#well well well #if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow
3 hr. ago
Nice try Heaven, but: L + Ratio + the power of friendship
#stay sinning stay winning babes!!! ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #👑🐝
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📺 voxblr4k Follow
3 hr. ago
Alastor is trending again, but this time for the right reasons (getting his ass kicked and running away like the cowardly little pissbaby he is)
So I guess I won’t be deleting this hellsite just yet
↯ #alastor the radio demon #shitposting in 4k
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📻 real-radio-demon Follow
4 hr. ago
I seem to have made what you might call an “oopsie daisy”
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4 hr. ago
A real “cringe fail moment” if you will
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4 hr. ago
I fucked up
↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #real radio demon broadcasts
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💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow
5 hr. ago
hey is no one gonna talk about how a fucking rpf smut writer just killed adam the motherfucking archangel?
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4 hr. ago
@.niffty-lady has over 1000 fics on archive of our souls including a 500k word explicit radiostatic enemies to lovers fic that allegedly caused infighting in the vees because vox wanted it taken down and velvette kept blocking his access
and she stabbed the leader of the exorcists to death
↯ #niffty lady ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #her url is trending now so ig we are talking about it #cryms crimes
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❤️ moth-pimp Follow
8 hr. ago
people think I’m exaggerating when I say voxxy has a fetish for killing the radio demon. I wish those people could see him now.
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8 hr. ago
fr
#hate boner doesnt even begin 2 describe it #radiostatic #vox ↯ #alastor the radio demon #rb
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📺 voxblr4k Follow
23 hr. ago
for 2nd extermination day I’m deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #shitposting in 4k #irl source
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23 hr. ago
Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost
#meta #fake tumblr dash
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penny-anna · 1 year
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genuinely love the vibes of ppl disagreeing on how to interpret a film that doesn’t actually exist. like are katya and goncharov genuinely in love... we just don’t know
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andreycoded · 1 year
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SUPERNATURAL 5.18 (2010) / GONCHAROV (1973)
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idiopathicsmile · 1 year
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i would love to take part in the latest goncharov discourse filling my dash but unfortunately, as always, my brain has its own priorities
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sandwichhour · 1 year
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redraw of this @ponymagnets post
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lizardsfromspace · 3 months
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So there's this Flat Earther who said he was traveling to the Ice Wall last September to prove the Earth was flat. He has not posted since.
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Here are some theories on his current whereabouts:
He fell off
Too busy partying on the continent of Geminia to post anymore
He discovered a second, bigger ice wall
He died alone in the frigid wastes of Antarctica, aware at last of his folly as he slowly, painfully expired, his body never again to be seen by human eyes
Here be dragons (they ate him)
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carciinogen · 2 months
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Huh... I don't remember that door being there...?
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another screenshot found!! looks like it involves pokey and.. some other guy. if anyone knows this character let me know, since i don't recognize him for the life of me. it looks like this occured during a musical number!
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strangestcase · 2 years
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I love you fakeposting I love you post dividers I love you made up usernames I love you fake follow buttons i love you emoji avatars I love you blue text I love you bold text
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Kinda gay to make fake posts. What are you faking? Your heterosexuality?
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marlowe-art · 11 days
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hey um i think something weird's happening to the sun? no i don't mean the eclipse, i mean it seems to be uh. pluralizing?
sometimes i like to draw things based solely on the "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened?" principle. this is one of those times.
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saturnisscreaming · 8 months
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When you meet The Creature (and you will) give it my regards
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