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AITA for yelling at my mom because she micromanages my shits?
so my (20X) mom (53F) has been on my case about how long i poop for years. ive had tons of gastrointestinal issues so we went to a specialist, i've gotten a colonoscopy and an endoscopy and we still don't know whats wrong with me. there are times when for seemingly no reason at all i get insane diarrhea to the point where it feels like pissing out of my ass, and then times where im constipated and it takes me thirty minutes just to shit out a few tiny pebble sized shits. it sucks.
aside from the pain that the shitting itself causes, its also really disruptive to my schedule. even if i carve out some extra time in my schedule in anticipation for a shit, sometimes i'll still go over my schedule and then i'm late for class. this is where my mom comes in. she's really big about punctuality because me and my sibling are chronically late people who sleep in etc. so she started setting a timer on the kitchen oven whenever i announced i was going to poop (she also expects me to announce when im pooping so she knows where i am). i think she gave me like 15 minutes?
i didnt expect to make it in time so i figured i would just let the timer go off long enough for my mom to turn it off out of annoyance (the timer is extremely obnoxious and loud). but of course she was too stubborn for that so it was just blaring until i gave up and wrapped up my shit.
i basically yelled at her that my shitting time isnt really within my control (i can like. temporarily pause shitting like i did to turn off the timer this time, its just not good to hold it in) and that its ridiculous for her to expect me to work like a clock when specialists can't even figure out what's wrong with me. she keeps insisting that if the shit doesnt come out in the first ten minutes i should just give up and try again later. the problem is the shits are spread out over a long period of time which is why i have to stay in there so damn long.
she thinks im being inconsiderate of her time (she cant ask me for help or talk to me about anything important if im in the bathroom).
so am i the asshole for taking forever to shit?
What are these acronyms?
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kangals · 7 months
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friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.
but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.
please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”
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titkoks · 2 years
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t4tails · 2 months
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ive had my cat since june now so 9 months and literally since we got him hes had what i assume is a fight wound on his neck just a little puncture but he REFUSES to let it scab over i see him scratching it away all the fucking time and others he'll jump on me all purring so ill scritch him and the tips of my fingers will come away STICKY because of his WOUND FLUID and we've told the vet several times but shes just like oooohhh itll heal on its own! ITS NOT! ITS NOT! JUST GIVE US A CONE! HES SABOTAGING HIMSELF!! ITS BEEN 9 MONTHSSS
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subterra-rose · 1 year
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Woe, brown note be upon ye
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without the overlay
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blinkpen · 5 months
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when your sleep paralysis demon is an artist, prone to Moods, (what are you afraid of? tell me what you're scared of)
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snarp · 2 months
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May have just figured out why the lesions have been getting worse! I got the new bottle in early December.
TL;DR, sulfate-free cleansers tend to require more scrubbing for effective cleaning/rinsing. This isn't good for people with skin conditions that are aggravated by friction. Which is, practically-speaking, most people with skin conditions!
And since this cleanser is marketed towards people with "Itchy, Dry Skin" (major symptom of eczema), reviews since the formula change in November have been almost 100% negative. Most reviewers aren't sure why it's now irritating their skin, but they know that it is.
(Notably, in my case, hidradenitis suppurativa-affected hair follicles can easily become inflamed to the size of a thumbnail if the hair gets tugged on too hard. However, since HS also affects the skin's ability to fight off infection, failing to clean the area well enough is dangerous, too! Sulfate-free products are trying to kill me.)
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lestatslestits · 4 months
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THIS is what I mean when I say that OCD is a fucking punchline to most people.
Monk felt fucking inescapable throughout the aughts. If you had OCD, you probably got called Monk. If someone you knew did something that they considered “OCD,” they probably compared themselves to Monk. It’s an incredibly narrow repetition of what OCD is but it was THE pop culture touchstone at the time. Sometimes it felt like a life raft and sometimes it felt like drowning, but it was always there. I’ll likely never work out all of my complex thoughts and feelings about it.
But it ended in 2009. Seeing these same jokes still being made fourteen years later (and, frankly, seeing hand sanitizer at a large public event get treated as some kind of haha funny overkill thing after years of surviving the COVID-19 pandemic) makes me feel so sick.
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is my (f 25) boyfriend (m 27) an asshole for pissing in sinks?
okay this is a little ridiculous but I promise it's a serious question between me and him, I told him it was weird as hell and really put me off especially after he confessed he's pissed in every single sink he's ever come across. Our old apartment bathroom? Yes. Our new house both kitchen and bathrooms? Yes. Friends homes? Yes. Store bathrooms? Somehow yeah. Relatives homes? Yes. Every sink is fair game (his words) as long as you don't get caught. I think it's disgusting and told him if ever did get caught, especially in a public place, I wouldn't help him out of the situation because nobody should be doing that anyway. He's insisting it's harmless I said it makes him an ass for pissing in other people's sinks even when they don't know. He's a therapist and I asked him if he'd think it was weird if a patient told him about doing the same thing and he insisted that was different. I said it wasn't, because if he'd conclude something was wrong with a patient because of that
Also no this is not some fandom thing or anything in case anyone believes it might be.
What are these acronyms?
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frosty-tian · 13 days
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Silly old phone doodle of Gram and his tiny babu.
Plus the opposite end of the spectrum.
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genderyomi · 3 months
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my stitches are finally starting to dissolve and now there's like, gross scabs that im trying really hard not to pick at >.>
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penny-anna · 6 months
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Since it's getting remodelled soon (maybe??) Here is a tour of the worst features of my terrible bathroom:
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First off: like all rooms in my flat, the door is frosted glass. I live alone so it's not really an issue but it's uhh. Weird when I have guests!
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Inexplicably there's a step up here. Toilet is jammed directly between the bath & radiator so in the winter u gotta watch out you don't let any bits of bare skin touch that hot metal!
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This colour is called avocado green and hasn't been trendy in about 40 years. It's Troubling. The monstera shower curtain is mine but was purchased to replace an existing one that was jungle patterned so it's always been styled in multiple clashing shades of green.
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Absolutely awful towel rail placement. I don't use this so it's just constantly in the way
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Pointless little light. I'm not even sure if it works, I can't actually reach the string to check
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Mystery valves
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Mould. Mercifully the new extractor fan seems to have solved this issue but really, who's to say??
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The OG shower when I moved in was this very old school mains shower. You pull the lever to direct the water up from the bath taps to the shower. And control the temperature with the taps. Getting an appropriate temperature out of it was a precision exercise. It also tended to drip scalding hot water from the taps so u had to watch what you did with your feets!! Delighted to report that due to the leak it was replaced with an actually functional one.
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I hate this stupid sink I hate it so much. I'm 5'1 I have to lean right over to brush my teeth. Terrible for hand washing. Constantly needs wiping down. I hate it here.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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My Cinnamoroll plush ate most of my dabloons. Then he sold the remaining uneaten but salivated dabloons online. Bad plushie. >:(
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subterra-rose · 5 months
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Black dragons just have terrible reflux. Their breath weapon is just them belching their own stomach acid
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