#unsolvednatural

[caslesbo]

supernatural (2005-2020)

#i realized that i hadn’t watch the last few bfu eps and was like #huh that’s weird #cause i always watch the when they come out #and then i looked at the date on the first one i missed and it was posted nov 6 #and then it all made sense #truly everything not spn has gone over my head they past 4 months #supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved #dean winchester #sam winchester #unsolvednatural #op.txt

[ghostsgerard]

there would be a buzzfeed unsolved episode about jimmy novak’s disappearance

#jimmy novak #castiel #cas #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #unsolvednatural #megaturbohell #op*

[andreycoded]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SUPERNATURAL: SUPERNATURAL

Ryan and Shane go to an abandoned hospital in Indiana that is riddled with stories of ghosts and demons. And this time, they come to notice they truly are not alone...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIT unsolvednatural ceo @cowboydeanwinchester !! ♥️

(also huge thanks to ida @chapeldean​ for helping me!)

#cowboykait #cowboycoven #usersourfox #rambleoncas #supernatural #spnedit #spncreatorsdaily #usersila #seraphcastiel #unsolvednatural #smiledean #mckkachins #kashmircastiel #eye strain cw #blood cw #qaslight #THIS IS SO SILLY HERE YOU GO #BKSEGBJSG #flashing cw #flashing gif #v gifs

[destinyesque]

spn prequel be like

#spn #supernatural #spn prequel #buzzfeed unsolved #unsolvednatural #john winchester #mary winchester #like i know we did unsolvednatural months ago but i think this is funny #i spent like a solid hour and a half on this trying to find screencaps #please validate me

[finaledenialist]

#MY OPUS MAGNUM #VALIDATE ME #unsolvednatural

[vampireinterview]

so you're telling me that the cw could negotiate an expensive deal to make a scooby doo spn crossover but they couldn't do a buzzfeed unsolved one?? literally all it would have taken would be inviting shane & ryan on set and telling them there'd be a free lunch

#unsolvednatural #spn #supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved

[anna-coded]

so at what point in unsolvednatural do ryan and shane realise that the guy they met on their paranormal investigation who kept teleporting is identical to the guy whose alien/angel related disappearance they covered two seasons of true crime ago

#supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved #castiel #unsolvednatural #og

[willelbyers]

i hear your ice cold unsolvednatural take like the fake episodes that you write in your head being about "sam winchester being a serial killer" this "dean winchester coming back from the dead" that. youre all wrong. shane and ryan would be infinitely more interested in "james novak who went missing then showed up again and declared himself god in a church and killed the pastor and put himself in the stain glass somehow and then went on a killing spree of republicans then went missing again and surfaced under multiple fake identities over the years that he used to do stuff like get a job at a gas n sip or marry a random woman who says hes a gift from god and was maybe in a religious cult and he was also somehow involved with the infamous winchester brothers and impersonated federal agents and maybe kidnapped his own daughter and then later also some random boy who legally doesnt exist and he also committed mass murder" castiel. if you disagree youre lying

#jimmy novak found in florida smiting an alligator #you KNOW shane would love this wild shit #spn #supernatural #bfu #unsolvednatural

[gremlin-pattie]

i wish every formerly gifted queer kid who formed a Supernatural obsession at a young age and later used BuzzFeed Unsolved to simulate the joy and sense of curiosity that was lost from their childhood years due to mental illness, a very pleasant evening

#yeah #this is a callout post #gifted kids #spn #supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved #mental illness #queer #lgbt community #lgbtq+ #unsolvednatural

[ghostsgerard]

tonight on buzzfeed unsolved we investigate the mysterious stabbing of actor misha collins star of cw show supernatural

#unsolvednatural #kait.txt #french mistake #megaturbohell

[adhdeancas]

okay but unsolvednatural shane and ryan do cases of the winchesters in both unsolved true crime and supernatural and when they figure it out ryan is SO UPSET that it wasn’t aliens

#unsolvednatural

[googledocsdyke]

it MUST be acknowledged that dean would go apeshit for the concept of too many spirits like he does think it's hilarious. he asks ryan and shane if he can join but they're like Nah man ur kind of intense you would harshen our vibe

#just some nice buzzfeed boys meeting the most insane ghostbusters on the planet #unsolvednatural #sasha.txt

[finaledenialist]

okay but buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural where they visit the warehouse from on the head of a pin or even better the barn in illinois with all of these symbols on its walls and its an urban legends and it's rumoured not only to be haunted but there is talk about angels, demons, weird lights, aliens even, so shane and ryan decide to spend the night there and ryan is of course terrified shitless but shane decides to call to 'whoever might know what is this all about, hello, is there anyone there, hey there demons it's me ya boy', you know, and because of the connection cas has to that place he is 'summoned' there and Ryan shits himself while Shane is like wohohohoh that was a nice trick dude where did you come from and Cas rolls his eyes with his whole body

#unsolvednatural

[concernattheparty]

I tried to make it pretty accurate to both shows lmao but I had to guess on a lot of the dates

Unsolvednatural script by Caeli

Ryan: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we look into the mysterious case of the Winchesters. The undead serial killer brothers from Kansas.

Shane: why’d you have to say “from Kansas” why is that relevant

Ryan: i dont know it’s just where they’re from

Shane: also how are they “undead”?

Ryan: I guess you’ll have to see

{Shane turns head and looks at camera, his love for Ryan decreasing by the second}

[Voiceover]

Ryan: On January 24, 1979, John Winchester and Mary Campbell Winchester had a son named Dean and four years later on May 2, 1989, their second son Samuel.

Then six months later, a fire started in Sam’s nursery, killing Mary.

Shane: but the baby was fine?

Ryan: yeah

Shane: what time did this happen? Like the middle of the day or-

Ryan: I think it was night time

Shane: then how did the baby survive??

Ryan: *laughs* i dont know he just did

Ryan: The family began to move around and their whereabouts are widely unknown until 2004 when Sam enrolled in Stanford University.

Then, a year later, a few days after Halloween, his girlfriend Jessica Moore was killed in a fire in their apartment.

Shane: and he survived again? That’s a coincidence.

Ryan: *laughs* yeah

Shane: what if he is the one lighting the fires? There it is solved the case

Ryan: and he set the first one as a baby?

Shane: you never know

Ryan: Then he went on a road trip with his brother Dean and again they go off the grid, until, March of the next year, Dean murders Becky Warren, another Stanford student. But when they go to arrest him, he is found dead in Warren’s house.

However, more than an entire year later, in April of 2007, a woman named Karen Giles calls 911 claiming someones in her house. When police arrive, they find Dean Winchester there over her body.

Shane: That explains the “undead” part

Ryan: ding ding ding

Shane: maybe he had a secret twin

Ryan: i don’t think he did

Shane: you never know

Ryan: he didn’t have a secret twin

Ryan: He and his brother escape police custody after they were almost killed by an officer.

[Video returns to Shane and Ryan at table]

Ryan: what’s interesting about that arrest though is that there’s a police video of Dean claiming that a monster killed Karen Giles and her husband and that he didn’t kill the previous girl either, it was a shapeshifter

Shane: what

Ryan: yeah

Shane: maybe he wasn’t lying

Ryan: I thought you don’t believe in monsters

Shane: I don’t but that’d be fun if he was telling the truth

Ryan: or hes just a sociopath

Shane: yeah true

[Voiceover again]

Ryan: Then in July of that same year, the brothers were involved in a bank heist where one woman died. However they didn’t steal anything and escaped unnoticed before they were caught.

They weren’t arrest again until August of 2008, when local police get a tip to their location. They are later killed in an explosion at the station, which also kills 5 employees.

Then we’re presumed dead until June 2012 when they go on a mass mudering spree across multiple states.

They were arrested again and died again in police custody.

Shane: and then they rise again?

Ryan: actually no this the last time they were officially seen alive

Shane: officially?

Ryan: yeah there’s been claims on the internet about people seeing them alive but we’ll get to that

Ryan: Let’s get into the theories

[theory music plays]

The first theory is a very popular one online. There are many claims and even some photos that try to prove the brothers are still alive. Along with this theory many believe that in the police tape of Dean, he in, in fact, telling the truth.

[Shane and Ryan at table again]

Shane: I said that!

Ryan: I’m aware that you said that

Shane: Ok but then why would these brothers be in so many situations like these? Are they monster hunters or something?

Ryan: True

Shane: also why would they go on a murder spree then too

Ryan: yeah... maybe more shapeshifters?

[Voiceover]

Ryan: The second theory suggests that the brothers come from a cult family, as many of their family members have had run ins with the law and supposedly risen from the dead.

This theory also suggests that the brothers truly believe they are killing monsters because they were brainwashed, mostly by their father.

Shane: that’s dark but it makes a lot more sense

Ryan: yeah but their father also died in early 2006 so why did they keep hunting these fake monsters

Shane: the wonders of brainwashing man

Ryan: Our third theory is that Sam and Dean are actually the characters from the book series Supernatural, come to life

Though since the books were always released after the events happened in real life, many people believe that it was based on the real life brothers

Shane: these theories get dumber and dumber. How would that even work?

Ryan: maybe they were friends with the author, Carver Edlund. He also went missing around 2011.

Shane: Ok that makes more sense the “book characters come to life”

Ryan: and our final theory is.... aliens

[back to the boys at the table]

Shane: *slams fits* YOU ALWAYS SAY ALIENS

Ryan: *wheeze* hear me out

Shane: I don’t wanna hear you out no

Ryan: just listen!

[Voiceover]

Ryan: in this theory, the brothers are actually an evil alien race that can rise from the dead

[back at the table]

Shane: no they’re not

Ryan: *laughs*

[voiceover]

Ryan: Whether they were brainwashed or they were aliens, the mysterious deaths and murders of the Sam and Dean Winchester remains Unsolved

[unsolved music and stuff]

[back at the table with le boys]

Ryan: which one do you think it is

Shane: the second one because it’s the only one that’s realistic or even makes sense

Ryan: but how does it explain how they rose from the dead?

Shane: i dont know man this case is weird

#supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #shane and ryan #buzzfeed unsolved #unsolvednatural #the winchesters on buzzfeed unsolved #this would definitely happen

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

Unsolvednatural

Here are my two cents for unsolvednatural

So I feel like Shane would know about the wanted-by-FBI-previously-dead Winchesters and Ryan would know about the curious case of Jimmy Novak but they wouldn’t know about the other. So Sam finds a case on one of his true crime sites and Ryan finds their next video on the same site. So Team Free Will 2.0 (Jack is God but he’s still there fight me) get into the Impala and drive out to this haunting which people think is a new serial killer (it’s actually an old one as they’re long dead but not the point) and so the Ghoul Boys are also driving out to this place thinking they’re gonna film a video on this old serial killer that now has a copy cat. Ryan is all nervous because it’s a live case and making this video could put them in danger Shane but Shane is just like nah we took a bridge from a demon this is fine. And so tfw 2.0 gets there first and are researching trying to find this ghost’s grave so they can kill it. Meanwhile the Ghoul Boys get there and are exploring and setting up camera and stuff and just as the start filming they hear something and Ryan gets so scared like ‘Shane the killers here if i die it’s all your fault Shane if the serial killer dosent kill you I am’ and Shane is just like ‘haha must have been the wind Ryan calm down’ and so that’s how we find Ryan screaming and Shane laughing as Dean and Sam Winchester, the mighty hunters burst through the door, salt rock filled gun raised, after Castiel, Angel and Father of the Lord, blasts down the door, eyes glowing, wings out, and then there’s just this little glowing, golden eyed kid in the back with his hand up. Ryan screams again and yells about why didn’t he bring his holy water and Shane just cackles then asked for their youtube channel and tfw 2.0 is like ????. But then Shane recognizes who they are and is like ‘wait a minute...’ and starts to think that they are the murders and Ryan recognizes Cas as Jimmy and is like ‘GASP SHANE ITS JIMMY NOVAK’ ‘...who?’ ‘JIMMY NOV-‘ and Cas cuts him off all gruff like ‘how do you know that name?’ and Ryan screams again then Shane goes ‘Ryan it’s the Winchesters’ ‘the who?’ and then Sam recognizes the Ghoul Boys from Unsolved and is like ‘Dean Dean Dean that’s Shane and Ryan’ ‘who?’ ‘The Ghoul Boys’ ‘again who?’ ‘From Buzzfeed Unsolved’ ‘is that your murder fetish thing?’ ‘It’s a hobby not a fetish’ all while Jack and Cas and the bfu film crew is just standing there letting the chaos unfold before them like ‘ok this is my life now’

So yeah that’s it that what I have for the Unsolvednatural, I’ll probably be back with more as this becomes my new hyperfixation

#Bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #spn #supernatural #Unsolvednatural #dean winchester #sam wichester #castiel #jack kline #shane madej #ryan bergara #ghoul boys #team free will #team free will 2.0

[kamwashere]

why lamp no more

#why lamp #lampgate #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas #supernatural #spn #kamwashere #unsolvednatural #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu