#unstable unicorns

[crafto2007]

Anyways just got an expansion for unstable unicorns and there is a new mechanic it's called "card thab just kills you dead entiarely fuck you" and guess what it does

#Unstable unicorns #It's the nightmare expansion btw #Pretty cool I guess #Kind of a clunky mechanic the card removal thing #But still pretty cool

[daimonpriestess]

Do Angels and Demons get along?

Not in My case...though I'm sure some do.

So I did a reading with Asmodeus today about last night, which I regret doing a reading with the Angels now especially Gabriel...😅

In a nutshell I haven't "worked with" Gabriel (or Jesus/God) for 2 years, I didn't even know I was back then tbh I just thought I had watched too much Supernatural 😂

Then I had a feeling that he wanted to communicate via a friend so I reached out and...did not like what I heard, I don't like being coerced let's just leave it at that.

Maybe it was an imposter? But given Asmodeus response I think not. So aside from telling me I can let go of the past and past lives concerning them and religion, he also gave me The Karmic and Soul ties cards...I doubt it's good karma either (or if it is it's the safe coddling kind) then after other personal messages. I drew My Unstable Unicorns cards.😂

Basically Gabriel was being annoying, "Spewing Poison" and Asmodeus had to swiftly come in to fix what was broken. On a fertile baby making note, The Angels want to "shake things up and create a damn Narwhal" which the Demons (especially Az) would rather reset to a "Dark Unicorn." 😆 Of course I get a say but since I would rather have a black unicorn then a narwhal (even though they're cute) we're in agreement 🤣😉

Also to Asmodeus personally, I know I have choice but I would never willing choose to be with an Angel over you not now (unless It's Lucifer jk) we have too much history 😊🧡💋

#personal #tarot readings #infernal divine #angelic divine #king asmodeus #soul flame #unstable unicorns #dysfunctionality

[yellow-but-depressed]

Got a new card game found this card.

can someone please draw them as girlfriends

Baby?

#The card game is called unstable unicorns #Unstable unicorns #Please I have no drawing skills

[thagoryboy]

I wonder if I’m mentally unstable, weird or so stupid that I can’t think like a regular human

#goryboy #weird #gib flesh #i’m in love #with meat #unstable unicorns

[blinkpen]

when lamarr briefly dates a psychic powerful enough to help un-repress some turbo-locked traumatic memories for him and said psychic sees some vexing shit about a guy they both trusted

#doodles #20Q #petrichor #'ooowooow you elves are so lucky; you dont need to eat or drink or nothin huh; that's so neat; that must be so convenient for you' #'hm i like your unicorn too. oohh wouldja look at that... she likes me too. think i'll keep her. that cool? it's cool. get in the truck.' #if i had a nickle for every unstable glowy-green eyed psychic who wanted to be good but damn! Murder lookin real sexy rn! #and is also really prone to Yucking It Up #i'd have... three nickles

[saintchaser]

Theories on the marauders and the Valkyrie's experiences getting their wands and also what their wand would be (if you have any knowledge of woods, lengths, cores, and flexibilities)

okay this is a genuinely interesting ask and therefore i went and lightly documented myself on kinds of wood, cores and lenghts that wands have and who and why they suit certain individuals:

james potter — fir wood (demanded staying power and strength of purpose in their true owners, and favoured owners of focused, strong-minded and, occasionally, intimidating demeanour). dragon heartstring core, 11 inches long.

remus lupin — english oak wood (demanded partners of strength, courage, and fidelity. powerful intuition, and affinity with the magic of the natural world, with the creatures and plants). unicorn hair core, 10 inches long.

peter pettigrew — chestnut wood (curious, multi-faceted wood, which varied greatly in its character depending on the wand core, and took a great deal of colour from the personality that possessed it). unicorn hair core, 9 inches long.

sirius black — ebony wood (impressive appearance and reputation, highly suited in combative magic and transfiguration. happiest in the hand of those with courage to be themselves. non-conformist, highly individual or outsiders. perfect match was one who holds to their beliefs, no matter external pressure, and not be swayed lightly from their purpose.) dragon heartstring core. 12 inches long.

mary macdonald — hazel wood (often reflected their owners emotional state. worked best for a master who understood and could manage their own feelings. capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skilful). phoenix feather core, 10 1/2 inches long.

dorcas meadowes — acacia wood (unusual wand wood, often refused to produce magic for anyone other than their rightful owner, it also withheld its best effects from all but the most gifted witches and wizards) dragon heartstring core, 11 3/4 inches long.

lily evans — alder wood (ideal owner was not stubborn or obstinate, but often helpful, considerate and most likeable. seemed to desire a nature that was markedly different from its own, if not precisely opposite). unicorn hair core, 11 inches long.

marlene mckinnon — aspen wood (generally strong-minded and determined, more likely than most to be attracted by quests and new orders; this was a wand for revolutionaries. accomplished duellists). phoenix feather core, 10 1/2 inches long.

#i don’t know about flexibility because i haven’t found much information on that topic buut if you want to add anything feel free to! #also unicorn hair is for less strong wands but stable and reliable whereas dragon heartstring is stronger but more unstable #idk much else but!!!! i hope this semi makes sense #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #sirius black #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #asks #anon asks #wandlore #also idc if these aren’t canon aligned </3

[spearxwind]

speaking of httyd the more that time goes on the more I appreciate the first movie painted the night fury being weird as hell and as such the first plushies of toothless/the nightfury were fucking weird as hell too, I used to not super enjoy it but now i see the huge thick mega-cute NFs and think man. we have to go back to when they looked like this. they will never be more charming than this

(And yes, I do have one. Pictures really dont capture how charming it actually is irl tbh. I love this lil guy so much)

Also something this lil dude has is that the fabric is iridescent blue. It’s not straight black, which I think is great. Sure its missing a couple scales I guess but its supposed to be a little invisible shadow bastard. Idk I like him

#uh oh fellas its a category 5 'alex goes on and on about httyd' moment. #thunderclap #httyd #yeah sure #listen. i have many thoughts on nightfuries. and i am far from the authority on them... but i have opinionce #also i had a really bad day today and unfortunately i love httyd but that also comes with a lot of gripes about (later installments) #by having a bad day i mean i am distracting myself from it by talking about something i love [httyd] which comes with gripe [horrid sequels] #also i never told you guys but I saw the second season of nine realms as well #its somehow even fucking worse than the first season! congrats! #they made a cute unicorn abomination so they could shit out toys of them to mentally unstable bronies #and it looks horrifying. but i digress. this is my nightfury post of the day. peace out #as one last bada bing bada boom fun fact. did you guys know octane my oc is based on my old night fury oc #idk if i said that online. but he is!

[myrddin-wylt]

going back and reading your frantic posts about the coup in Russia is more entertaining and educational than whatever CNN was trying to tell me.

tbf, watching paint dry is more entertaining and educational than CNN.

if you need access to an okay news outlet that doesn't have paywalls, you can use BBC. or you can get a browser extension to just bypass the paywalls. either way is better than fucking CNN.

but yeah I was losing my fucking mind and I could not understand why I seemed to be the only one on tumblr losing my mind.

#ask #unstable-unicorn

[libraryfag]

adventure Time season 4 episode 14 Card Wars my beloved.

#MAYBE IN MY TOP 5 EPISODES. #its just so fun and it serves as a homage to dnd + a bunch of other board games. reminds me of unstable unicorns which ik came way after #my posts #adventure Time

[dodgebolts]

Exploding kittens is such a fun game but I prefer the app version bc the physical cards get scuffed really fast after repeated use and you can very easily tell which cards are the exploding kittens because of the insane scuff marks on them LMAO

yeah my family has a set that I bought a few years ago that's getting kinda worn but since we only play it like. once or twice a year it's not as bad 😭 but yeah it's nicer to have digital versions of games if it's one of those card reveal games—whenever I want to play love letter with friends we always use the digital one LOL

#unstable unicorns is also like that kjgfhldsgdsh #lyss answers #archie tag

[ikinntorispring]

I’m so irritated and mad and I have no idea why!! Someone could say “look a unicorn” and I flip that fucking unicorn off like “yeahhh fuck you for being such a fucking happy glitter horse with a dildo on ur damn head.” I need help.

#fuck unicorns #i am unstable #irritated #mad for no reason

[moss-on-a-rock]

HI I hung out with my two coworker friends and it was soooo fun I’m so glad I didn’t chicken out of it just because it was card games and learning card games feels painful to me. I really hope we do it again <3

#we played unstable unicorns and also taco cat goat cheese piza which went on for a Very long time because we were all losing our coordinati #on #so fun though the second game is like snap but with more things to think about #🍄

[1footinth3cl0s3t]

Tumblr, you can't give the "Blaze" option for my posts. I will make weed jokes. I am not mature.

#I am not mature #my mental instability makes me think weed is funny #people get flowers and chocolate on valentine's day I got a unicorn plush #it's tail is inconveniently big #I am getting spoiled with Rengoku audios today #if you're a mentally unstable high schooler comment: WEEE

[fandom-rambler]

Cool I get my heart broken again but x2 this time around and you both get to go on like my feelings in this just never fucking mattered.

Why the fuck did you bring it up in the first fucking place?! Why start tearing down my walls and only to throw the brick at what was left of the fragile heart I tucked away so fucking long ago.

Why do you two get to go on with all that love while I sit here busted, broken and exposed. I want to hate you both so fucking much, but I cant, I love you both too much for that so I'm stuck here trying to relearn how to feel nothing again.

#mentally unstable #pls help #polyam dating #best friends #trans pride #i wanna cry #am i the only one? #always alone #unicorn polyam #villains are destined to die #i hate myself #fuck my feelings

[focsle]

I never did a long thing about scrimshaw, so it’s time! At 1 am, apparently.

I think scrimshaw is one of the most fascinating material goods to emerge from the history of the American whaling industry (which is the context I’m discussing here, though of course the artform exists across numerous eras and cultures outside this brief blip of nautical history).

It’s one way to see amatuer art that usually doesn’t often survive in other forms. To see the art project of an ordinary man who was bored and needed something to do with his hands. Others were highly skilled craftsman, creating intricate engravings or mechanically expert tools. The most common scrimshaw was images etched on sperm whale teeth. Sometimes those images came from the maker’s own imagination and sometimes they were copied illustrations. Ships & whaling scenes, women, mythical figures, and patriotic symbols make up the bulk of the visual language in those pieces that survive.

But alongside the teeth were all a manner of carved items: canes, candle holders, pie crimpers, children’s toys, sewing boxes, yarn swifts, corset busks. So much bone fashioned into quiet little homegoods. And it’s that contradiction within scrimshaw that fascinates me. The brutality of the industry, this ivory from an animal that frankly died terribly, that’s then softened into a little domestic item. An object that could have hours to years of work put into it. Some were made to be sold but many were made as gifts. In the long stretches of boredom at sea, in the lull between back-breaking work and life-threatening terror, scrimshaw gives a window into where the minds of these men continually turned. It shows where their hearts were and what they were holding on to over all the years they spent adrift in saltwater and blood and oil. That’s the poetry I see in scrimshaw. Pain and love and longing and creativity and playfulness all bound together in these complicated little pieces that found their way out of the hands of their anonymous makers to preserve a small part of their story.

Some scrimshanders names are known. Frederick Myrick is one of the most well known American whalers, not so much for the scope of his life (of which little is known) but for his scrimshaw. Born in Nantucket in 1808, he first went whaling in 1825 on the Columbus and then again on the Susan 1826-29. In the last few months aboard the Susan, Myrick engraved over 30 sperm whale teeth, all depicting the ship he was on (though there are a handful that depict other vessels). He signed and dated nearly each one. These pieces are often referred to as ‘Susan’s Teeth’ now, and when one comes up at auction it’s not unusual for it to sell for six figures.

Many of the teeth Myrick scrimshawed included an inscribed couplet of his devising: A dark wish for luck that succinctly gets at the violent and unstable heart of American whaling.

“Death to the living, long life to the killers Success to sailor’s wives, and greasy luck to whalers”

Sometimes large scenes were etched on panbones as well.

Moving from scrimshaw on teeth and jawbones, pie crimpers are some of the more common sculptural items. Popular motifs included animals (dogs, snakes, and unicorns/hippocampus are big), body parts (mostly clenched fists or lady’s legs), and geometric designs.

Others were more mechanically complicated, such as automatons and children’s toys with moving parts and gears. Here’s one of a small rocking sailboat, perhaps made for someone’s child or younger sibling.

Sometimes a particular creative fellow created something more eccentric, like this wild writing desk kit fashioned out of a carved panbone and sperm whale teeth.

Another frequently scrimshawed object was a corset busk that would be slid into the front of the garment in order to maintain the posture. A rather private item compared to others. And one with a very on-the-nose message of wearing close to one’s heart the memory of someone who’d be gone for 3-4 years, who might never come home again. On some level, so many of these daily objects whispered ‘forget me not’, ‘think of me while I’m gone’. 

There’s something tender to all the various domestic items that were fashioned on the job so long and far from home, but it’s the yarn swifts that really captivate me. They were one of the most complicated pieces of scrimshaw to make, with over one hundred different pieces that would have to be carved. It could take someone the length of the voyage (2-4 years) to complete a single one. Unlike teeth which were comparatively very quick to make and were frequently intended to be sold, it’s very unlikely that a swift was made with the aim of selling it because of the significant labor that went into it. They were almost certainly all gifts, and very special ones at that. Every time I see one I can just feel the love towards its intended recipient radiating off of it.

Scrimshaw captures a specific snapshot of a moment in time. On a broader scale it’s a surviving reminder of a bloody industry that flared up and winked out, preserved in the form of a long-lost ship and the spout of a long-dead whale inked on a yellowing tooth. But that snapshot also reveals the emotional world of the men who were caught up in such an industry: what they valued, what they thought about, what they missed, and what they wanted to be remembered of them.

#awhalin #long post // #animal death // #ok bedtime

[maplewozapi]

Cookie! Despite Neptune’s work combining pegasus and unicorn magic will never work without a dragons equilibrium. Unicorn and pegasi were once regular ponies but the conflicting magic between unicorn and pegasi is too unstable.

#my art #originalcharacter #mlp #mlp fim au #mlp fim oc #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #digitalart #oc