#untamed quotes

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[mushroomwriter]

The Untamed | Totally Canon Quotes

#theuntamededit #theuntameddaily #cqledit #Wei Wuxian #Jiang Cheng #Twin Prides #The Untamed #TU humour #twin prides of yunmeng #yunmeng shuangjie #cql p #cqltcq #myedit #quote from brooklyn nine nine

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[sandushengshou]

#the untamed #theuntamededit #mxtxnet #theuntameddaily #cdrama #userkareena #userrenee #usergege #tuserkatherine #davinciae #cdramasource #cdramaedit #mdzs #asiandramanet #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin heroes of yunmeng #* #*th #guess what movie i was rewatching. saw the quote and had to do it

[3cosmicfrogs]

"There is love in me the likes of which you've never seen"

#this is a-yao. you could insult him...but watch out! #so i was rotating a nieyao frankenstein thing and happened to try out a different brush. that's where the quote is from btw. #gah i am KNAWING on these homos. shaking them side to side and burying them in the backyard. #forever obsessed with the themes of dehumanisation in nmj's arc. #eternally rotating jgy's theme of needing complete control over others before even ENTERTAINING the thought of showing tenderness. #artfromthefrogs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #mdzs fanart #nieyao #jin guangyao #jgy #nie mingjue #nmj #nieyao fanart #blood tw #crying and sobbing as i forego my Signature curly mingjue hair in to make the composition work #frankenieyao

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #the untamed #incorrect the untamed #cql meme #incorrect cql #chen qing ling #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #wangxian #twin jades

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[lovewanxian]

Wei Wuxian: I’ve accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

Wei Wuxian: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for three months and presumed dead by almost the entire cultivating world

Wei Wuxian: ....

Wei Wuxian, followed by an army of ghosts and corpses, surrounded by resentful energy: I mean, they're not entirely wrong

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect mdzs quotes

[twistedappletree]

i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing

#immaculate duality #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui #before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot #zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO #we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr #and if you’re that kid then congratulations #you’re a jingyi #🍗😌🍗 #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎

[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wangxian #source: tumblr

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: I think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Lan Wangji: Why?

Wei Wuxian: Well, I picked you...

Wei Wuxian: you on the other hand, picked me.

#this starts an argument with slideshows #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #incorrect quotes #500