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lonestar-badash · 5 months
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thegoblinpit · 1 year
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Me, angry: I will do everything my own self and nobody is allowed to help because they’ll just be in my way. I will deliberately work myself to death out of pure spite.
Me, on every other occasion: Literally, I am just a little woman who catches the vapors after any mild labor. Please release me from these cruel expectations.
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somepotatoes · 5 months
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missed you, you're one of my favorite blogs here
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gblaine-22 · 2 years
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Me: I hope it’s okay to send you messages
Them: why yes, you’re delightful, please do
*sends message but doesn’t get a response within five minutes*
Me: oh god they hate me what have I done?!?!?
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daincrediblegg · 4 months
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
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You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
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THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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cordspaghetti · 24 days
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some more of these two
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counting-stars-gayly · 2 months
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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wispscribbles · 2 months
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I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)
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If no hug then why hug-shaped???
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depressedfungus · 1 month
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Baldurs gate isn’t a dnd game it’s a really really really hard dress up game
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princip1914 · 8 months
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Can’t stop thinking about how all of S2, Aziraphale is throwing himself at Crowley physically (the hand on his chest in the bar, the dance, the hand on his shoulder when Gabe and Beez say being together is more important than sides) waiting for Crowley to make the next move, while Crowley is throwing himself at Aziraphale emotionally (trying to make the humans fall in love by engineering a rainstorm, letting Aziraphale drive his car, recommending Alpha Centauri as a place for Gabe and Beez to go). And how in the final 15, they finally get closer to giving the other what they have been asking for all season, but it’s twisted and miscommunicated: “come with me” Aziraphale says and all Crowley hears is “to heaven”; “I need you” Aziraphale says, and all Crowley hears is “to change for me”; Crowley grabs Aziraphale and kisses him the way Aziraphale has wanted all season and Aziraphale, thinking it’s a temptation away from Heaven, forgives him instead of kissing him back.
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* “go-to” doesn’t mean “only”! there’s a bunch of situational signoffs I haven’t put here, this is more about what you use by default
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seveneyesoup · 10 months
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you can replace studying with 0.5-4 hours of thinking about The Character. but watch out
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Me: “They’re making a new Garfield movie huh? Meh, I don’t know if that’s going to interest me in any particular way-“
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saetoru · 6 months
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gojo is definitely the boyfriend who you think is fast asleep so you finally stop scratching his back and then as soon as you do his head is popping up to look at you like you got some audacity to stop
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thatweirdtranny · 25 days
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i want every trans kid out there to know there is hope, you will grow up and become a trans adult, you’ll be a trans elder someday and give hope to future trans kids, just keep on hanging on
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Sometimes I think about how Ellie starts standing on Joel’s left side more after he confirms he can’t hear very well on the right, but while also sticking *exclusively* to his right when Henry and Sam first show up and they’re not sure what to make of them.
It’s not a complete switch and probably a coincidence rather than a deliberate blocking choice. But I noticed. And it’s totally something Ellie would consciously do. Stay on his good side when things are safe so talking doesn’t take any effort. Stay on his right when there’s trouble to act as a shield and hear what he can’t.
Just. Tiny acts of accommodation and familiarity. Love it. Here for it. Feed me more.
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