Sam: Would you slap Ashley-
Emily: Yes.
Sam: I didn't even finish!
Emily: Sorry, continue.
Sam: Would you slap Ashley for 10 dollars?
Emily: I would do it for free.
Ashley: Rude...
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Warnings: cursing, Y/n is a warning on their/his/her own
Y/n: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Chris: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
⋆ 。゜☁︎ 。⋆ 。゜☾゜。⋆
Y/n: God, give me patience.
Chris: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Y/n: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
⋆。˚ ☁︎ ˚。⋆。˚☽˚。⋆
Y/n: Fuck.
Chris: We've got to work on your cursing.
Y/n: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
ــہہـــــــــــــــــــــ٨ــــــــMــــــــــــــ❥ــ٨ــــــــــــــــــــــــہـــــــــــــــــــــ❥ــ٨ــــــــــــــــــــــــ
Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Chris: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Y/n:
Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
༺♥༻❀༺♥༻
Chris : So what are your political beliefs?
Y/n, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
⁎⭑꙳⭒☪︎⭒꙳⁎⭑
Y/n: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Chris : You sleep with a teddybear.
Y/n: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
☁︎︎⋆。˚✩☁︎︎⋆。˚✩☁︎︎⋆。˚✩☁︎︎⋆。˚✩☁︎︎⋆。
Chris : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Y/n: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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You were looking at your phone, you dip! What are you tweeting? 'Hashtag there's a freaking Power Ranger after us'?!
Evil Ollie to Squillia, Power Rangers Cosmic Fury
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kuya: “SHUT UP.”
everyone else: “…”
kuya: “i’m going to kill the next person i fucking see i swear to god-”
garu, bursting into the room: “hello! hi! i’m so happy to see you!”
everyone else: “…………”
kuya, immediately deflating like a balloon: “heyyyy, oh my god..! oh my god, what’s going on?”
garu: “wow! i’m so happy to see you!” *happy yipping noises*
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Sam: I am going to need you to swear-
Josh: Fuck.
Sam:
Sam: ...swear as in promise.
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Josh: As soon as I graduate high school, I'm gonna be a professional male model.
Beth: That is hilarious.
Josh: What? I'm good looking.
Beth: No, that you think you'll graduate high school.
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Josh: You didn’t really have a crush on me, did you?
Chris: I- I think I did at one point, when we first met, but we became such good friends that I kind of suppressed it in favor of that relationship.
Josh: Okay. Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Chris: What?
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