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Ethan: please revoke the swearing rule
Amy: why?
Mark, from the other room: well that really DILLS my PICKLE
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could i get some john, karkat, bro and any other character you want w a s/o that says "you grow autocorrect" to any minor incovinience (it's from unus anus) pls and thank you
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Characters: Egbert / Karkat / Bro Strider / Mallek
Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post
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"You grow autocorrect"
John
He just takes it as a joke and laughs with you
He was there to see the channel so he searches some compilations to watch with you
John will definitely make some more Unus Annus references with you after it
This became an inside joke and now it's the both of you that use it as a solution to any minor inconvenience
He almost got hit by a book Rose threw at him once because of this
Karkat
Please say you're joking before he throws something at you
Karkat gets even more pissed when you try to explain
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S FROM A CHANNEL THAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE?"
He straight up stops what he was doing just to search about it
He will come back to this later
Bro
Stares at you with a blank expression
"you what?"
Bro pretends to not know about it, but he knows, he even was responsible for some compilations on youtube
He also takes this opportunity to bully you for the rest of your life
Bro completely stops calling you darlin' and start calling you Eef
That is, unless he wants something from you, then it's "darlin', my love, sunshine"
Mallek
Gives you a shaky laugh
"dude; what the fuck;"
After messily explaining to him this becomes one more of your inside jokes
Mallek will a hundred percent do it in public just to make you laugh
He asks you to show him some Unus Annus videos if it's possible
Takes this opportunity to cuddle with you while watching
He can't say skillet on the first try anymore, congrats you broke him
You are now trying to grow a little plant called Autocorrect
Trying because none of you can actually take care of a plant, leaving his lusus to keep the poor thing alive
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hi, do you think you could do another blurb for ethan? maybe something nsfw? like, a party hookup? im thinkin about fratboy!ethan 👁👄👁
(wc: 5.5k) pls im always thinking about fratboy ethan :,) but yes i can do this 100 % ! this ask prompted something deep in me and i ended up making a playlist to go with it as well 🤧here’s the link to that if ur interested https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4yXuVtAKBHexm5ifE9NQ2B ! A L S O i’m sorry this took forever to get to ,,,, life has been a lot recently lol . reblogs are always appreciated ! <3
AYO LOOK AT THESE ! : smut (obvious but still) , sex while under the influence (with explicit consent given) , softdom! ethan , marajuana use , alcohol use , unprotected sex (wrap it b4 u tap it , plz) , swearing , college au , an unus annus reference if u look close enough , and i believe thats it . enjoy ! xoxoxoxo , starlight .
a little party never killed nobody
it was the exact same as every other college party you’d ever been to. shitty music, shittier alcohol, shittiest people- except for him. 
when ethan nestor had invited you to a frat party, you’d laughed in his face. you knew that he was a member of data data data, but he wasn’t the type that made it his whole personality. as far as you’d observed, he wasn’t the partying type, either, but there he was, texting you the house address.
“so you’ll come tonight? it’s going to be a pretty big thing- a lot of people coming. you should be able to walk right in, but if anyone gives you shit just tell them you’re with me,” he said, a slight smirk playing on his lips. you and ethan hadn’t been talking for long; technically, you hadn’t even known that he’d existed two weeks ago. 
when ethan had first sauntered up to you in physical sciences, that same smirk painting his face, you’d picked up on the underlying chemistry right away. he was a flirt by nature, but he seemed to play it up even more around you- the brunette boy had asked for your number the first day you met, and you’d been talking almost constantly since. he was funny and sweet and extremely charismatic, and he made your heart flip in your chest with the smallest glance. the two of you hadn’t hung out alone yet, so this party felt like a big deal.
or, at least, that's what you’d thought.
when you showed up at the front door of the frat house loud, bass-filled music was already shaking the window panes in their frames, and you could hear what sounded like a hundred different voices all talking over each other. ethan hadn’t been kidding when he said that it was a big party; at least half of your year was here, plus the older and younger students interspersed throughout the throngs of people as well. as you made your way to the kitchen, ethan was nowhere to be found. you felt as if all eyes were on you as you started to pour a drink, and dimly, you wondered if people could tell that you didn’t belong.
however, most of your anxious thoughts had been subdued after the first solo cup of vodka lemonade, and you were now well through your second. the music pounding throughout the house felt as if it had infiltrated your veins, filling them with a warm, buzzing sensation that loosened your limbs. at some point, a guy had come up to chat with you. then another. you weren't sure how many times you’d given out your snapchat tonight, but it had been a lot, and you were about to do it again. 
the guy you were currently talking to introduced himself as danny. he was some sort of business major, much like every other guy that you’d spoken with tonight, and was very clearly trying to hit on you. even through the alcohol-induced haze, you remembered who you came here for and you weren't leaving without him. you put a hand on danny’s shoulder, effectively cutting him off in the middle of his sentence.
“hey, do you know where ethan is? ethan nestor, i mean? he’s the one who invited me here.”
danny looked disappointed, but seemed to shift and slot puzzle pieces together in his head, snapping his fingers. “you're the girl he invited? that makes so much sense, actually. yeah, he’s out back- toking up, probably,” he explained, gesturing towards a door you would’ve never noticed. “out there and down the stairs. need an escort?”
you almost denied his advances but spotted an old fling loitering by the hidden door. giving danny a tight smile, you drained the rest of your drink and held up a finger. “one sec! stay here.”
butterflies flooded every inch of your being as you stumbled over to the makeshift bar, pouting a variety of liquors into your cup. you were going to see ethan outside of class. on his turf. something about it shook you to your core, but you couldn’t quite figure out why. 
sure, ethan was hot- that was obvious. but he’d been flirty, too. were the two of you a thing? if you weren’t, why had he been talking to danny about 'the girl he was inviting’? clearly, ethan had been talking about you, you just weren't sure of the context. you tried to swallow all these fears as you topped off your cup with lemonade, taking a small sip. trying not to spit it out, you added more juice; you’d made the strongest mixture you could think of, and it tasted like some sort of poison. that didn’t stop you from taking another small sip, then a bigger one. you needed the buzz.
“okay! let's go.”
danny led you out the door and down the stairs with no issue, and you quickly realized how tipsy you were - the stairs seemed to bob and warp under your feet, and you grabbed onto the handrail with a death grip. he noticed this easily, laughing a bit. “are you good?”
“great. it's the heels and alcohol- they don't mix well.” you laughed at yourself, regretting the chunky, heeled boots you’d thrown on.
“you can ditch them, if you want. we’re going out onto a deck, so you won't be in grass or anything,” danny explained, pointing to a pile of shoes by the door you were about to exit. you weren't going to argue with that, thankful that you’d chosen cute socks as you wrestled the footwear off and tossed it onto the pile. your stomach flipped as danny opened the door, cool night air biting into your warm skin, waking you up a bit. the sourish-sweet scent of marijuana flooded the small stairwell, and danny chuckled. “told you he was smoking.”
nothing could’ve prepared you for the way you felt watching ethan take a long drag off of some sort of pen, letting the vapor pour from his lips in pale blue plumes. something about the easy way the smoke seemed to float from his mouth went straight to your center, and you dug your nails into your palms, trying to get yourself under control. ethan finally realized that more people had joined the small crowd on the bench, and his heavy-lidded eyes seemed to light up as they roamed all over you lazily. this only furthered the sensation between your legs, the coils starting to tighten in your lower stomach. 
what the hell?
“y/n, you made it,” ethan said, a smile taking over his face. he quickly hopped down from where he’d been sitting on the guardrail and made his way over, wrapping an arm dangerously low around your waist. he hugged you tightly, making your heartbeat stutter as you squeezed him back.
you mumbled a ‘hello’ into his neck as ethan let his touch linger, your body held tightly to his. someone cleared their throat, conversation starting back up, and ethan reluctantly pulled away, dropping his eyes to yours. he kept a hand on the small of your back, sending electricity running up and down your spine. “having fun?”
you could barely talk as you forced yourself to respond. “yeah, lots. you’re a hard person to find.”
ethan grinned again, letting his head fall back as he laughed. “my bad. i thought you would text me when you got here. found someone to take care of you , though?” he asked, cocking an eyebrow. the facial expression did absolutely nothing for the situation building up under your skirt- only worsening your want for the tall boy in front of you. 
“who?”
ethan smirked, dropping his lips to your ear. “that's what i like to hear. you look pretty, y/n.”
the way he said your name practically undid you, ripping your self-control apart at the already weakened seams. you let a hand wander up and down one of ethan’s sculpted arms, outlining the planes of muscle through his hoodie as you crossed your legs; sure, it was the ladylike thing to do, but you were desperately looking for some sort of friction, anything to lessen the need for him.
“thank you.”
ethan nodded, the hand that had been perched on your back sliding over your hip before finding your hand. he laced his fingers into yours, and you were shocked at how forward he was being. the two of you had flirted heavily- and okay, maybe you’d sent some suggestive pictures back and forth- but ethan seemed to be claiming you as he led you over to the round table where all his friends were sat. again, you carved half-moons into your palms with your nails as you added up all the chairs- there wasn’t enough. you began to let go of ethan’s hand, ready to boost yourself onto the railing, but he gave your fingers a gentle squeeze. you watched as ethan settled into the overstuffed outdoor chair, gesturing at his lap.
fuck.
you took a brief moment to admire the mess you’d gotten yourself into before you gingerly sat on ethan’s lap, trying to make yourself as small and weightless as humanly possible. that didn’t last long, though. ethan circled an arm over your hips, pulling you onto his lap firmly. you couldn’t breathe as you settled into him, crossing your legs tightly. your lower body was tucked away, hidden under the table, but still. you tucked a small portion of fabric between your thighs, ensuring nothing would slip. 
you didn’t say much as ethan continued to conversate with his friends, passing the silvery, skinny device around the table. 
soon, the talk turned from school and classes to typical, stuttering stoner laughing; everyone besides ethan and danny seemed to be a complete lightweight, gone after one hit of the cartridge. however, both the boys were on at least their fourth hit and still seemed relatively composed. they’d started to talk about some sort of economic study, and you’d quickly grown bored and confused. after sitting through 10 more minutes of the terminology you didn't understand, you began to wiggle around on ethan’s lap, loosening his grip on you. 
at the same moment, you and ethan both shifted in just the right way, causing one of his legs to end up between both of yours just as your hips rolled forward. delicious friction flooded your system, and you bit down hard on your lower lip, trying to stifle a moan. you fought with everything in you not to rock your body again, sensation overwhelming your impulse control. before you could do anything, one of ethan’s large hands found your hips, squeezing just enough to leave fingerprint-shaped marks on your skin. ethan knew what he’d done- you could hear the satisfaction threaded through his voice.
“you okay? what d’you need?”
you tried to steady your voice, painfully conscious of the people around you. while most of ethan’s friends were high enough that they wouldn’t notice, you knew that danny would pick up on any changes in your demeanor. you swallowed hard before answering him.
“i'm gonna go get another drink.” another gentle squeeze practically lit your skin on fire, and ethan held the pen up to you. 
“wanna try this instead?”
you weren’t going to lie- you’d been a bit jealous of the boys, not even thinking of passing the device to you. with shaky hands, you reached to accept the cartridge, but ethan had different plans. a sinful look found its way into his slitted eyes as ethan held the pen up to your lips. “go ahead.”
you could’ve passed out from the command, the look, the way that he’d started to bounce his leg. it was as if he was trying to break you- like he wanted you to give him some sort of sign that you wanted him. you did, more than anything. desire seemed to curl its way into every inch, every cell of your body, its spurs digging into your skin. 
you met ethan’s eyes deliberately as you accepted the cold metal into your mouth, inhaling deeply. you took immense pleasure in the look that crossed ethans face as you pulled away with lungs full of the hazy drug. you held your breath for as long as possible before letting the vapor drift from your lips, just as ethan and done earlier. you watched his adam's apple bob as he swallowed hard, his eyes snapping off of yours and over to danny.
“i’m gonna take y/n to get a drink. watch them, will you?” he asked, gesturing to the rest of his friends. danny just nodded, mumbling a low ‘have fun’ as ethan practically lifted you off of his lap. adrenaline coursed through each and every one of your veins and ethan laced his fingers through yours, leading you inside. 
ethan barely let the door shut before his hands were on your hips, pinning you to the wall of the small stairwell. his lips met yours roughly, and you couldn’t hold back the whimper that had been building in your throat for the past hour. you felt ethan smirk at the soft noise before he bit at your lower lip, dragging the soft flesh between his teeth. again, you let out a whine full of pleasure- he just felt so good. you let your arms circle ethans neck, one of your hands knotting in his dark hair. you pulled at the roots gently as ethan’s tongue rolled against yours, your body entirely succumbing to him.
he forced himself to pull off of your body, and you let out a small whine; you’d been waiting on this. ethan smirked, his laugh coming out dark and much raspier than usual. “don’t worry doll, i'm not done with you yet. just can't have you here.”
the words went right through you, only adding to the ache between your thighs. ethan took your hand with a profound gentleness, and dropped a soft kiss on your forehead. “before this even starts, are you sure?” 
you nodded eagerly, getting up on your tiptoes to recapture his lips, but ethan pulled back. you furrowed your eyebrows at the tall boy, confused- until he brought a hand up to your face, holding your jaw. ethan tilted your head up, forcing you to meet his eyes. “i need words, baby. are you positive? i can-”
“so sure. i promise.” you nodded at him, your eyes never leaving his. “i want you.”
ethan swore under his breath and kissed you hard before leading you up the stairs. you started to feel the effects of the drug as ethan took you from kitchen to living room, up some stairs… you lost track of all the places you’d been, allowing the weed to cloud everything in a gauzy veil. you felt good; light and somehow heavy at the same time, and you enjoyed the way that everything seemed to slow down. finally, ethan opened a door and pulled you in behind him. you realised where you were- his room. it smelled like ethan, like citrus and musk and something you could only describe as boy. 
you let out a small giggle as ethan reached for a remote, colored lights dousing the room in a sultry red glow. “setting the mood?”
quickly, you were shut up in the best possible way. ethan kissed your roughly, all teeth and tongue and hands everywhere as he backed you against one of his walls. you let yourself get lost in him, basking in the warmth of your hunger for him. one of ethan’s cold hands made its way under your shirt, the other holding your jaw in place as he bit into your bottom lip once again, making you whine. 
“feel good?” ethan asked, breathlessly. you could hear the smirk in his voice, but you couldn’t help the way your back arched at the simple question. your nails dug into his shoulder as ethan slid his thumb under the band of your bra, and he let out a rough moan, managing to undo the clasp with one hand. ethan pulled away from you long enough to rid you of your shirt, discarding your bra on the floor as well while you practically ripped his hoodie off, desperate to feel his skin against your own. he clearly wanted the same, judging by the way he wrapped an arm around your back, pulling you flesh against his chest. 
ethan managed to capture both of your wrists in one of his hands, pinning them above your head. you were unfamiliar with the feeling of being restrained, but the sensation seemed to send your heart thrumming even faster. he kissed you until your lips were sore and your knees were weak before finally dropping his forehead to yours. ethan took his chance, letting his eyes roam all over you and you watched his pupils grow larger until his eyes were practically black. “jesus fuck, y/n. you’re beautiful.”
your voice came out high and breathy as you responded. “ ‘could say the same about you.” you were practically panting, your body no longer responding to your mind as your back arched. ethan let out a hard breath. 
“do you know what you do to me?”
your eyes fluttered shut as ethan’s lips met the sensitive skin of your neck, his tongue exploring the delicate flesh. he quickly found your weak spot and focused his attention there; he let his teeth gently sink into your skin, making you gasp before using his soft tongue to soothe the spot. he repeated this process all over your neck, sucking on your flesh when he found a sweet spot. you knew that you’d be covered in purple-blue bruises, but you’d wear them proudly- that was ethan’s motivation for marking you up.
ethan trailed soft, wet kisses all the way down your neck to your collarbones, groaning at the way you pushed your chest toward him. he hesitated, but started kissing back up your neck, your jaw, back up to your lips. he released his grip on your wrist and you quickly cupped his face in your hands, kissing him with everything in you. you wanted the boy to feel the way you wanted him, and you knew he could as his lips seemed to slow, the kisses getting deeper and deeper. you lost yourself completely in ethan, unsure of where he started and you ended. you could feel his heartbeat against your own, the two thumping rapidly, almost erratic.
the two of you stayed pressed up against each other, your back firmly against the wall for a while, until ethan finally pressed a soft kiss to your cheek. “bed?”
you nodded eagerly, wanting the boy all over you. the two of you stumbled, half kissing over to the mattress, falling together. ethan quickly situated himself on top of your body, caging you in between his arms. he began kissing down your body at a torturously slow pace, tracing the dark marks he’d already left with his soft tongue, driving you insane. ethan took his time working down to your breasts, finally taking one of your sensitive nubs into his mouth. you let out an almost guttural moan at the sensation, pleasure overwhelming your senses. ethan hummed at your reaction, only intensifying the feeling. you tangled a hand in his hair, the other digging into his back, leaving long, red scratches on his pale skin. 
ethan swirled his tongue around your bud, taking extreme pride in the way you let your head fall back against the mattress, moans of his name spilling from your lips. he tucked an arm under the arch of your back, pulling your body even closer to him- he didn’t want any space dividing the two of you. ethan pulled off of your puffy nipple with a soft moan, wasting no time in kissing over your chest, pulling the other into his mouth. he covered your chest in dark, deep bruises, admiring his work under the sensual glow of the red lights. “so pretty..”
you couldn’t form full sentences to respond with, just broken moans and pleads and tugs on his hair. ethan found it endearing, the way you wanted him so badly. he couldn’t help but give you what you needed.
he kisses hastily down your body leaving small lovebites here and there on your ribs, your stomach. ethan hooked his thumbs in the waistband of your skirt and pressed a kiss to the exposed skin right above the fabric. “this okay?”
“yes, i- please,” you pleaded, lifting your hips to make it easier. ethan got rid of the piece of clothing, discarding it on his bedroom floor, quickly followed by your panties. he let out a throaty moan, his eyes working over you lazily, like he had all the time in the world. he admired your body until you wriggled underneath him, needing some sort of stimulation. 
“what do you want, baby?”
“you,” you whined, desperation weaving through your voice. ethan pressed gentle, warm kisses on your hip bones, fighting a laugh. 
“i know that. what specifically?”
“fuck, ethan. anything, just touch me. please.”
“okay, okay. and you're positive this is alright?”
“yes. i’m so sure. i swe-” your words died in the back of your throat as ethan pressed his thumb to your clit, rubbing small, soft circles. “holy fuck.”
“already so worked up,” ethan mumbled, pressing kisses to your inner thighs. “this because of me?”
you were taken aback by the way your high seemed to multiply the pleasure by tens of thousands- ethan was barely touching you and you could feel your high approaching quickly. you couldn’t find the words to answer him as ethan shifted between your legs, giving himself a better view of your sex. “does that feel okay?”
a stream of swears left your lips as ethan quickened his pace, hooking one of your legs over his shoulder. “so fucking good, just like that.” the knots in your stomach continued to tighten as you balled the sheets in your fist, tugging at his hair with the other hand.
ethan pressed a kiss dangerously low on your hip, looking up at you. “can i?”
your hips bucked at the tone of his voice, and you nodded vigorously. ethan kept his eyes on yours as he ran his tongue through your folds, lapping your arousal up. he couldn’t help but groan at the taste of you, the way you pulled at his hair, putting his mouth where you wanted it before letting your head fall back onto his bed. ethan started to suck at your sensitive bud, rolling his tongue over the bundle of nerves and you knew you wouldn’t last much longer.
“i- fuck- i’m close.”
he hummed, the vibrations sending you over the edge. your eyes rolled back into your head while you tugged at his hair, your orgasm completely undoing you- the high only added to the sensation, making it that much better. your hips bucked under the skillful work of his soft tongue as ethan let you ride out your high on his face. 
ethan dropped a gentle kiss on your clit before peppering your entire body with them, giggling at the way you squealed. he finally attached his lips to your neck, your jaw, back to your lips. you kissed him hard, tasting yourself off of him. finally, when your exhaustion won out you pulled away, running your hands through ethan’s fluffy hair. 
“how was that?”
you propped yourself up on your elbows, pecking ethan’s lips. “so, so good,” you mewled between heavy breaths. ethan bit down on his lower lip and smiled, pride filling his system. 
“god, you look good moaning my name. you're beautiful, you know,” he said, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. ethan looked at you with a tenderness in his eyes, placing another kiss on your lips. “think you can go again?”
ethan started trailing down your body again, not waiting for an answer. he was laser focused on pleasuring you, making you whine and whimper for him- only for him. before he could get far, though, you were grabbing at his arm and shaking your head. he flushed, peeling away from you while starting to profusely apologize, but you pressed a finger to his lips. 
“want you. inside of me,” you explained between pants, still exhausted from the first round of stimulation. ethan threw his head back, swearing. 
“jesus christ, y/n. need me that bad, baby?”
his choice of words drowned you in desire, and you were all his. “yes. please, ethan?”
he wanted to fuck you until all you could do was moan his name just like that, over and over again. before you could process what was happening ethan had his hands all over you, roaming your body as he practically drooled at the sight before him: your already fucked out body, the sweet look painting your face, begging for him. ethan could barely control himself, his words coming out as rough murmurs.
“protection? i mean, i have it.”
you bit at your lip, hard. you were on birth control, and you wanted him- all of him.
shaking your head, you explained. “birth control. we’ll be fine, if you’re comfortable.”
you jumped as ethan moved a finger to your entrance, dipping into your sex. he groaned at the way you clenched around the appendage, his cock jumping in his boxers. “want my cum inside you?”
“yes- fuck, ethan, please,” you begged, reduced to nothing. all you wanted; all you needed was him inside you, ruining your body until you couldn’t take anymore pleasure. 
“so tight,” he mumbled, lining another finger up. you bucked your hips, the sensitivity almost too much as he stretched you out, watching the way your face contorted under his influence. ethan placed a large hand low on your abdomen, applying light pressure. “if you can’t take this, you won’t be able to take me.”
you nodded, pace almost desperate for him to continue. “feels good baby. so good.”
you took note of the pleased expression that stretched over ethan’s face as you praised the boy- you were just telling the truth, but clearly he liked to hear what a good job he was doing. ethan brought his thumb up to your clit, rubbing tight circles on the bundle of nerves and you grabbed at his wrist, nails digging into skin. 
“gonna make me cum again,” you warned, but ethan only smiled at you, nodding almost condescendingly.
“wanna finish on my fingers, pretty girl?”
you wanted to say no, wait to come undone around him, but his movements felt too good. you dug your nails into his arm even harder, your other hand clawing into ethan’s soft sheets as the knots in your stomach came undone, your walls contracting around his fingers tight enough to make him moan. 
ethan let his pace slow, extending your orgasm as you practically rode his hand, crying out in absolute euphoria as he increased pressure on your clit.  unable to form words, you released your grasp on the boy’s arm, bringing your hand up to his face instead. you pulled ethan’s lips down to meet yours, whining at the feeling of his clothed cock grinding against your center.
ethan couldn’t take it anymore, quickly ridding himself of the soft sweatpants. you watched as his manhood sprung up, hitting his abdomen; the sight in and of itself enough to make you let out another bliss-filled noise. ethan let his eyes fall to yours as he stroked himself, shuddering at the heavenly friction. again, his voice came out low as he lined himself up with you.
“sure?”
far beyond words, you nodded and laced your fingers through his. 
ethan returned your grasp with a sweet squeeze, gliding the tip of his cock through your folds- coating himself in your arousal. the two of you moaned in sync; a sweet, satisfied sort of harmony. finally, ethan pushed into you slowly, gasping at the feeling. you couldn’t help the way your eyes rolled back into your head, the feeling of him inside you almost too much. 
“you okay?”
“so good,” you breathed, trying not to yelp at the feeling spreading through your lower body. ethan was well endowed- the biggest you’d ever taken- and it was an addictive sort of pain. he moved slowly, stopping a few times; allowing you to adjust around his length. when he’d bottomed out, ethan let his head fall back, groans escaping his throat.
“so fucking tiny,” he gasped, a groan cutting his statement off. “feel so good around me, gorgeous.”
you nodded at him, trying your best to meet ethan’s eyes as you praised the boy. “so fucking big- you feel so good,” you whined, your hips bucking. “want you so bad.”
a breathless laugh escaped ethan’s lungs as he maneuvered a hand behind one of your thighs, lifting your leg to hook over his shoulder. he pushed even deeper into you and black spots began to crowd the sides of your vision, the pleasure overwhelming. slowly, ethan started to pull out of you, eliciting filthy words and moans from you before he slid his length back in. 
“fucking hell, y/n. so tight,” he said, voice tipping up into a whimper at the end. he quickened his pace, the noise of sleeping skin filling the room. you could barely contain yourself, no longer fighting the stream of murmurs and swears leaving your lips as ethan continued to pump in and out of you. your next orgasm was already building, the coils tightening rapidly in your lower belly.
ethan let his hand wander down to your sensitive bud, almost coming undone at the sight of your eyes fluttering shut. you traced up his forearm, scraping at his sweet skin before knotting your fingers in his hair, tugging at the roots. 
“eyes open, baby. look at me.”
you could’ve cum then and there, the instructions only turning you on further. you forced your eyes open, meeting his as ethan sped up again. an almost animalistic noise left your throat as ethan thrusted into you roughly- you weren’t going to be able to hang on much longer. ethan felt the way your walls were clenching around him, fluttering and tightening as he increased his speed on your clit.
“close?” he asked, unable to say much more than that. your grip around him was euphoric- he was closer than he’d like to be. it hadn’t been more than 20 minutes, but with the way you were pulling at his head, almost crying in completely bliss, ethan wanted to fill you to the brim with his cum then fuck it into your sensitive pussy, overstimulating the sweet flesh.
you nodded, humming a small “mhm,” as you looked at him with wide eyes. ethan paused for a moment, shifting your leg up even higher onto his shoulder before plunging back into you. you felt the head of his cock hit a new, even more delicious spot and you became almost delirious. looking at him with furrowed eyebrows, you felt a tear crawl down your cheek.
“gonna cum, ethan-”
“fuck- me too. let go, baby.”
your entire body seemed to shake and shudder under the force of your orgasm- it hit you like a fucking train. you felt ethan’s thrusts get sloppier as he buried himself inside you, his head dropping to the crook of your neck. he whimpered as he shot his cum deep into your pussy, the sensation all consuming. the two of you stayed like that for a while- riding out your highs with each other, rough moans turned to honey-sweet mewls. 
as your heart rate started to come down, you peppered the boy's face with soft, careless kisses: ones that he gladly returned. ethan finally found your lips, pressing tender, long kisses to the swollen skin. 
“you’re a fucking god,” you murmured, stressing the word as ethan’s face flushed even hotter than it already had been.
“that,” he huffed, breathing still hard and uneven, “would be you.”
you giggled at the statement, your voice hitching as ethan slowly pulled out of you. you could feel a mixture of him and you spill out, the substance flowing over your things as ethan kissed down your body, taking in the sight between your legs. 
“so pretty, baby,” he whispered, sinking a long finger into your pussy. your whole body spasmed at the feeling, completely overstimulated. ethan pulled out of you softly, watching the way his cum seemed to spill out of you endlessly. he placed small, delicate kisses to the marks he’d left covering your thighs, admiring his work. “can i keep you here for the night?” he asked, eyes turning affectionate.
you nodded at the boy as he came back up to meet your lips, then your forehead. as you settled onto his chest, drawing lazy patterns on his skin, ethan's voice seemed to return to normal.
“such a good girl.”
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| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 𝟙𝟛]
pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader
this chapter’s notes; camshow, breeding kink, sir!kink, pet play(kitten), v small amt of anal play, dirty talk!!! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 𝟙𝟛TH! 😗💕 Here we are with ch 13 on Friday the 13th, I didn't even realize it but man my ✨brain✨just planned that out so perfectly LOL 💕 I just wanna apologize for any grammatic/spelling errors in this one and it’s a bit shorter... I tried to proofread this all day but I'm also watching unus annus’s livestream at the same time and my peabrain cannot multitask but I TRIED!! let it be known 😩😭 Anyway, I hope ya’ll have a great weekend, stay hydrated and safe! Enjoy~! 🍒 
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - ?
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alphagyu97: oh fuck oh fuck
alphagyu97 has donated $100
hoshi_tiger_xx: oh??? Cute lil kitten ears????
A moan floats past your lips as you sit in Seungcheol’s lap; his cock already snug inside of you before you’d even turned the camera on. “Ah, ye--yeah, we thought we’d, mmh, try--try something n-new…”
Seungcheol smirks although neither you nor the camera catch it as he holds you still. Much like before, he’d started working you up before you got on camera and this time he’d asked you to sink down onto his cock and wait patiently until it was time to begin; neither of you saying a word or moving an inch as he peppered kisses along your shoulders and neck.  “Why don’t you show them your cute ‘lil tail, kitten? It’s getting squished between our bodies...”
universe_WZ: yes yes yes
tangerine_kwan: show us your cute tail princess
therealchan99: thank u for the pics btw i scream abt them every 30 minutes
therealchan99 has donated $50
You reach a shaky hand behind your back for the fluffy material as you show it off to the camera to the best of your ability; making sure to not move it around too much or else you knew you’d cum too soon. “I, ah, it’s--it’s keeping me s-so full…” He makes you answer a few more comments as you sit on his cock; blunt nails digging into the skin of your waist when he feels you trying to get him to move.
artist8hao: so so so pretty baby
kitty_junjun: cute little kitty
kitty_junjun: should come and play sometime ;)
xcaliburDK has donated $75
The way Seungcheol has you in his lap is a little uncomfortable for you and he quickly takes notice of the way you start to squirm more and more with each comment or question you reply to. “Kitten, it looks like you hit your donation minimum already. Should we start?” He coos.
You can only nod in return as you squint your eyes to check the laptop screen to see how you were doing. “Ngh, p-please… I--I’m so f-full I can’t wait any l-longer…” Whining, you clench around his cock and the toy as he chuckles lightly behind you. He’d purposely asked if the two of you could sit further back on the bed and further from the camera and laptop and you’d raised an eyebrow but agreed.
“Sorry, the angle’s not going to be very good for this but you’ll understand why.” Seungcheol comments.
The laptop screen is full of questioning comments and donations that beg Seungcheol to hurry up and fuck you.
His grip on your waist tightens a little before he’s slowly lifting you off of his cock and you let out a disappointed noise when he’s completely pulled out. “Nooo~ I w-want--”
“Ah, ah, I know what you want, kitten. But you need to get on your hands and knees for me. Facing the camera.”
Oooh, that’s why he wanted space.
You nod frantically as you easily get comfortable on your hands and knees in front of the camera and laptop; fluffy tail resting against your spine as the bell on your collar jingles.
alphagyu97: oh god please breed her
angelhan: yes god please
Seungcheol kneels behind you; already easing his cock back into your tight pussy as you mewl straight into the camera. “Our cute little kitten is already squeezing my cock so tight…”
You feel his fingertips on your skin before he’s reaching for the fluffy tail and he gives it a small tug as you whine and whimper in return.
“No, no pl--please, sir, I’ll cum if, ah, you p-play with my--my tail!”
Your eyes clamp shut just as Seungcheol starts to play with the anal plug; tugging on it and moving it slightly in order to get you to squirm a little more before he gives you want you wanted. He smirks at your back as he hears the sound of donations and comments flooding the screen in rapid succession.
“Oh? But they seem to like when I play with you like this.” You clench around Seungcheol and the toy, small cries on your lips when your sensitive body already wants to give in to the pleasure. “So fuckin’ pretty with your cute tail and ears and your pretty ‘lil collar on.”
chwenon: shes gonna cum so fast lol
gentleman_josh95: i kno, u can already tell she wants to
hoshi_tiger_xx has donated $50
xcaliburDK has donated $50
sleepy_wonu: look at her cute fuckin face while she tries to not cum haha
Seungcheol draws his hips back slightly before slowly thrusting into you from behind; fingertips still playing with the tail as he moves it around in tandem with his slow thrusts. “Oh kitten, you’re so fuckin’ wet for me, baby~” You can only moan back in response as you resist the urge to meet his slow movements with your own, much quicker ones.
“Ah, s-sir, please…”
tangerine_kwan: so cute when she's whiningggg
angelhan: dont give into her so easily~ make her work for it ;)
kitty_junjun: aww but shes so cute like this
Your fingertips dig into the bed sheets and you peel your eyes open as you attempt to read off the comments flying across the screen. “Mmh, ‘m so full… and sir won’t s-stop playing, ah, with my--my tail…” You can see Seungcheol’s form behind you on the screen, hips slowly moving as he plays with the tail.
You slowly find yourself moving with him and meeting his thrusts; chasing your pleasure as Seungcheol seemingly takes his time.
“Ngh, s-sir, can I c-cum?”
Seungcheol grins at your back, suddenly picking up the pace as he finally leaves the anal plug alone. “I don’t know, can you? Why don’t you ask them?” You blink your hazy eyes at the camera before flitting towards the comments section of your camshow.
“P-please tell s-sir to, mmh, let m-me cum…” You beg; unintentionally sending the comments section and donations into a flurry of yes’s and no’s.
artist8hao: let her cum but dont let it be the only time
alphagyu97: aww princess dont forget he still needs to breed your cute lil cunt
universe_WZ: she can cum but she still needs to be a good girl and let sir get what he wants
“Mmh, of--of course I, ah, w-want sir to b-breed my pussy… I, hah, want his--his cum i-inside of m-me…” You start working your hips back as you meet Seungcheol’s pace that speeds up at your words and the two of you fall into a rhythm as he works to get you off first. His hands grip your waist as he angles his thrusts to tap your g-spot and you mewl and whine in response; careful to not accidentally call Seungcheol’s name in the midst of the moment.
“Fuh--fuck, sir, ‘m g-gonna cum… please…”
“Cum whenever you want, kitten.”
You nod shakily; head falling forward as you let yourself get lost in the pleasure.
Your eyes flutter shut as various thoughts flood your mind. The main one being how seamlessly Seungcheol fit into your camshows and how much easier it was to film with him than you ever anticipated. The two of you easily forgot that the camera was even rolling most of the time, whether it was live or pre-recorded for your channel and now that he was always with you, it was hard to imagine filming without him.
“Ah, kitten, your cute ‘lil cunt is, ah, sucking me in deeper… You must really want my cum, huh?”
His words bring you out of your thoughts as you bite your lip. “Mmhmm, I w-want sir to c-cum, hah,  inside my p-pussy and b-breed me… wanna be, ngh, filled with your---your cum…”
“Why don’t we cum together then, hmm? Bet you wanna feel my cock throbbing in your cute ‘lil cunt, huh, kitten?”
The warmth blooms inside of you as you nod; cheeks hot as you peer straight into the camera. You readjust slightly, the bell on your collar tinkling as the set of cat ears on your head slip slightly. “Y-yes, sir… Please cum w-with me…”
Seungcheol doubles his pace and you quickly feel one of his hands leaving your body as he wraps his hand around the fluffy tail again. He starts to move it around again, slightly tugging on it as you cry out. “Ah, s-sir!”
chwenon has donated $75
angelhan has donated $50
universe_WZ has donated $100
artist8hao has donated $75
“Fuh--fuck, sir, please! P-please breed me, please, ah, c-cum inside m-my little cunt and--and fill m-me up with your c-cum!”
Tears blur your vision as you’re quickly thrown over the edge and into an orgasm; ears ringing when your entire body goes rigid. Seungcheol finds it harder and harder to thrust into you as your walls flutter around his cock and he soon finds himself cumming with you too; cock throbbing as he unloads all of him cum inside you. “Oh, fuck, kitten…” He moans; eyes rolling to the back of his head as he lets the pleasure wash over himself as well.
The sound of donations and comments drown out your soft cries and Seungcheol’s deep groans and you’re almost positive that you’d made at least a couple thousand off of tonight’s show.
alphagyu97: holy shit look at her face, fuck
kitty_junjun: is she crying?
hoshi_tiger_xx: damn, shes so drunk on cock shes crying
therealchan99: aww poor kitten~
You let out a stuttered breath as your body starts to relax; soft sniffles following right after. “Ngh… sir…”
Seungcheol smiles softly when he hears the way your voice trembles and he’s gentle to slide his cock from inside your cunt; groaning when his cum immediately drips down onto the sheets from how much he’d cum inside you.
“Ah, kitten, what a waste. How am I supposed to breed your ‘lil cunt if you’re letting my cum spill out of you already?”
You lick your lips and despite the tiredness, a new wave of arousal pours over your body at the thought of Seungcheol cumming inside of you a second time. You shake your hips; foggy eyes staring straight into the camera.
“You’re just going to, ah, cum inside me again… and let e-everyone watch...”
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The next morning, Seungcheol drives you over to the diner to start your first real day at work and you feel downright nervous once the car stops. You’d gotten so used to camming and being alone that this new foray into normalcy was making you think twice, even just momentarily.
“You gonna be okay?” He turns to you, concern obvious on his face when your eyes meet his. “I can always take you straight home or take you back to the roller rink with me if you d--”
“No! No, I wanna do this... I know we made a lot of money off of the show last night but... But I think this’ll be good for me. Both of us working so we can afford rent ‘n stuff!” 
“We should like a married couple.” Seungcheol jokes. 
Your cheeks burn hot at his comment as you bite your lip. “Ehehe~” 
Seungcheol grins at you, hands still on the steering wheel. “Just let me know if you need anything, okay? I always have my phone on me anyway, Namjoon doesn’t really care.” 
The two of you share a laugh as you slowly reach for the door handle. 
“I will, I promise!” 
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“I still do not get why you want to work here.” 
Jun laughs, hands on his hips as he watches you adjust the short dress uniform you’d put on, moments before. 
“It’s just... something to keep me occupied, is all.” Smoothing down your uniform, you do a small spin for Jun who nods back in approval. “And I wanna make friends! Aren’t we friends?” 
Jun’s eyes twinkle with playfulness as he gestures you over to the front of the diner. “Of course we are! Which by the way...” He pauses, looking over the relatively full diner to make sure nobody caught your conversation. “Is... Seungcheol-hyung okay with y’know... You working here and me... Being one of your viewers leaving comments ‘n stuff?” 
A genuine look of concern crosses his features as he waits for you to respond. 
You puff your cheeks as you think, “I think so? I mean he hasn’t...” Memories of Seungcheol saying he’d kick Jun’s ass immediately flood your mind as you laugh nervously. 
“Y-yeah, he didn’t say a word!” 
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After two hours, you decide to take your 15 minute break; waving to Jun before you head towards the employee backroom to grab your phone. 
You check your notifications, surprise on your face when you see Seungcheol’s already messaged you a few times. 
cheollie ✨: have a good day!
cheollie ✨: u okay over there, baby?
cheollie ✨: dont feel pressured to answer asap lol 
You laugh under your breath, typing up a response as you take a seat in the break room.
‘It’s been going okay! I’m taking a short break right now tho!’
Shockingly, Seungcheol response only after a few seconds.
cheollie ✨: oh, thats good! I take it no issues?
‘Nope! my feet kinda hurt tho lol’
He asks you a few more questions; one about Jun keeping his distance, to which you shake your head and laugh. 
cheollie ✨: you never showed me your uniform btw 😏
You let out a noise of realization, fingertips already swiping through your phone to get to your photos as you send him one that you’d taken earlier. 
‘How's it look? 🥺’
It goes quiet for a couple minutes and you half-wonder if Seungcheol got in trouble for having his phone out. 
‘Cheol, u ok?’
cheollie ✨: is it bad I'm already thinking about lifting that cute little skirt up 
cheollie ✨: fucking you nice and hard with your panties just pushed to the side
cheollie ✨: fuck, and making you go back to work with your pussy filled with my cum 
A shiver rolls down your spine at his words; gulping as you check the time for how much you had left before you had to get back out onto the floor. 
‘what if I bend over and someone sees my panties all wet n soaked thru with ur cum...’
cheollie ✨: then they’d know you’re mine. 
cheollie ✨: I mean most of your viewers already know that 
cheollie ✨: but I want everyone to know, yknow?
cheollie ✨: god the way I wanna fuck you on the hood of my car
cheollie ✨: your cute little whines while you try to keep quiet 
You let out a shaky, quiet moan; thighs rubbing together when you notice you only have about three more minutes before your break was up. 
‘Cheol... I have to get back to work 😭 how could you get me horny before I have to get back...’ 
You pout your lips at your phone screen as you wait for his response.
cheollie ✨: 😈 
cheollie ✨: I have an idea 
cheollie ✨: for later 
cheollie ✨: I hope you can wear your uniform home 
cheollie ✨: see u in a few hours baby 
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kkaebsongtypo · 3 years
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[4:37pm] “Okay, moving on...” Your stats prof continued through the lesson, switching to a new slide in the presentation. The video call class had been going on for just over half an hour, and in all honesty, you had been struggling to pay attention for most of it. You tapped the end of your pen against your bottom lip as your eyes continued to drift to the smaller window in the top right corner where your boyfriend, Donghyuck, was. His brown hair framed his forehead perfectly after running his fingers through it, round framed glasses perched on his nose; he looked annoyingly good today. The way the corner of his lip quirked upwards at a light joke your professor made was the last straw for you; you picked up your phone and opened his contact to text him.
You need to stop looking so fine babe I’m trying to focus
You looked back up to look at Donghyuck as he looked down at his phone. A small smirk made its way onto his lips as he picked up his phone and began typing. He glanced up to look at you in the small window in the bottom row.
Aww, am I distracting you? Maybe you should try harder to keep your eyes on the lesson ;)
You fought the urge to roll your eyes, not wanting to risk your prof seeing and taking it the wrong way. Instead, you poked your tongue into your cheek and placed your phone back down onto the table. You saw Donghyuck chuckle slightly, and you shook your head, trying to ignore him. You tried your best to keep your attention on the presentation, but your eyes kept wandering over to your boyfriend. You took your bottom lip between your teeth in an attempt to help you focus on your professor.
As you took down notes, your phone lit up, a message from Donghyuck appearing on screen.
Don’t bite your lip like that
You raised your eyebrows and smirked slightly, picking up your phone to text him back. His eyes were trained on you, you knew that, but to everyone else he was merely just paying attention to the lesson. His stare was hard as he darted his tongue out to run over his lips quickly.
Oh, am I distracting you ?
Donghyuck scoffed at your expression; the teasing glint in your eyes as you bit your lip again.
Don’t test me, baby.
You furrowed your brows for a moment at your boyfriend’s message before shooting back a response.
lol okay what are you going to do? we’re in class dummy
Donghyuck smirked again and you watched as he typed away at his phone. You fiddled with your pen, waiting for the incoming message. Your eyes widened slightly when it appeared on your screen.
Aw did you really forget that i'm coming over after class? i can easily wait until then
Your lips parted slightly, your tongue between your teeth. Donghyuck laughed at your lack of response before sending another message.
See you in a bit baby, try to stay focused for the rest of the less
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(a/n: dont congregate pls stay safe and healthy everyone!!)
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unus annus m.l
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trigger warning
tw for: eating disorders
Hi. I am a Sherlock side blog. I also have a main blog & a blog for reblogging reblog bait & stuff. I'm sorry to make this post tobthis blog, but it has the most followers & it NEEDS to be said. I have another email, a 10-minute-mail in fact, & another blog under there. It is my ED blog.
Hey followers, would you expect me to have an evil pro an*r*xia blog that tries to give children EDs & calls it a lifestyle? Well that's because we don't do that.
We are struggling. We are mentally ill. We support recovery & harm reduction, even if we are not ready ourselves to recover. We support the person not the illness.
There has been a huge wave of my friends getting terminated, & I have been terminated thrice in the past two days. Three times bc I just made a new blog. We will keep coming back.
If you report us, it ranges from a minor inconvenience where we just make a new blog & keep going, to a huge trigger where I can't even say all the harm you will do in one post.
Please let us suffer in peace. Please let us practice harm reduction with support from our friends & community. I have written this post so many times, with different content each time. Ranging from "this is what ACTUALLY happens when you report someone" to "screw off I'm mad" & anything in between, including how we interact- or avoid interacting with non ed blogs; how we react to people "trying" to "give themselves" an ed, the gruesome details of the worst case scenarios if you report us, debunking what you think happens when you report us, & more which I am forgetting.
I'm writing this post on my main account & a sideblog with more followers so that more people can see it & so that tumblr can't terminate me. This post is coming from a regular person like you. I have adhd & a probable math based learning disability, & diagnosed dysphoria (but for some reason not diagnosed gender dysphoria), I used to have an unus annus hyperfixation, then I had a Sherlock hyperfixation. I like the mysterious Benedict society & I am re-reading the series with my mom rn as I watch the show with my dad. I like Firefly, a series of unfortunate events, moomins, good omens, snowpiercer, Steven universe, she-ra, kippo, unwanteds, Rick riordan, falsettos or the Marvin trilogy, & more. I am transmasc (nonbinary) & queer. I am low key emo. I play fiddle & some classical & I even make punk fiddle covers. I like to dance at fiddle dances, I like to polka, I like swing dancing, & salsa. I can knit & sew, I make embroidery sometimes, I can do some woodworking bc my dad was a carpenter, & I am a kung fu student. I am a devout Christian & I mix witchcraft into my religion. I am reconnecting with my indigenous ancestry because I lost it generations ago. I love to bake & it is a great hobby of mine. I enjoy cooking & I want to turn it into my career. I want to be part of kids' lives as a titi or teacher, but I don't want kids of my own. I am an anarcho-socialist. i like rock climbing. I have a family who I support & love. I am a normal person like the rest of you. these are a lot ignored pieces of me, but not all of them of course. One of the pieces I did not include here was my disordered eating. It's a problem, a bad coping mechanism, but it is smth that i need to live with.
You know Roman catholic confession? That has gone down in recent years, but therapy & counselling has increased. Speaking your heart into the void & being listened to by strangers has also increased. We need this. i have had probably 9 maybe more ed blogs. Oh no evil ed blog? What happened to me being a cool human being who likes sewing & fandoms?
we are people too. Focus your efforts on reporting pedophiles, there are a lot of those posing in the ed community & those are the actual threat. Or let us deal with them & stay away from the ed community.
Stay away from the ed community for your safety, the safety of your followers, & the safety of the ed community.
Stop reporting us. Please block us.
Please reblog this post too & make sure you tag it with an ed tw. I don't want to write this post from an ed blog bc I don't want the ed community to be exposed, so pls reblog this post & please don't report me bc this is a Sherlock blog.
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ashesofangst · 3 years
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Alone and Out of Time
Trigger Warnings: Major character death
Character(s): Annus (And Unus is mentioned and Amy is there briefly)
Summary: Based of a video I saw where Unus left Annus's side before Unus Annus ended, and Annus was left to die alone (it was on somewhere on here, I don’t know remember who did it though).
I wrote this and published it originally on December 6th, 2020. Just now posting it here like I said I would with my writings.
Annus looked at the clock. Five hours left, and Unus wasn't here. He couldn't help but wonder why he still hoped Unus would show. It was clear by now he was coward, and he was leaving his friend alone as he died.
Annus let out a sigh. "He'll show, he'll show," He muttered a clear lie. He knew very well Unus wouldn't show, so why was he lying to himself?
Annus sat back in his chair, holding his face in his hands as he let out a sob. His best friend wasn't there, he was going to die alone, and he's terrified.
Annus heard footsteps walking towards him and immediately smiled as his mood brightened. He unhid his face. "Unus!" He suddenly sounded happy.
Sadly, it wasn't him. It was Amy. She looked at the white-suited man as his smile immediately fell and his mood shattered. "I'm sorry, Annus, he isn't here," She said.
Annus frowned even more. He looked at ground as he kicked his feet. "I know, I just hoped he wo-"
Amy cut him off. "Annus, he clearly isn't coming. Just hope he's safe until the clock runs out." She didn't like Annus to have hope in something that wasn't going to happen.
The other half of a dying channel nodded. "I will, I will," He lied. He was going to continue hoping for Unus's return until he died.
Amy nodded and bid the man farewell before she left.
Annus waved bye and looked at the clock again. It was now four hours, and Annus smiled a sad smile. "Unus still has time to come here," He said.
~*~*~*~
Hours can go by so quickly. Before Annus knew it, there was twenty minutes left, and Unus still was a no-show.
Annus let a sob as it became apparent to him; He will die alone and not with Unus much like he thought.
He curled up in a ball as he continued to sob. This wasn't as he planned nor what he expected. He didn't want to die alone. In fact, he didn't want to die at all now.
Slowly, Annus looked at the clock. Ten minutes were now left, and he would officially die alone, not in the embrace of another like he thought.
"Please.... Pl-Please, goddammit, st-stop," The one half of a dying channel begged the clock as he let out choked sobs. He knew it wouldn't stop as time stops for no one, no one at all, not even for him.
Annus was too busy sobbing and begging for time to stop he didn't realize the clock hit zero until he felt his heart stop beating. Time was up.
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Could you do some hcs for being Ethan’s sister and meeting Teamiplier? -&
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- alright
- today was the day
- you did everything in preparation
- you did your makeup
- prayed
- ate a lot of really good fruit
- slept a whole six or so hours
- today was the day you were going to meet ethan's friends
- the same ones he goes to record with
- you begrudgingly agreed to meet his buds
- you were physically dragged by your arm too
- & when you got to the house, ethan had this big smile on his face
- "you're gonna LOVE them," he promised.
- "do they even know i'm here?" you asked.
- ethan nodded, "yes."
- "they've been DYING to meet you, y/n"
- and sure enough when a man and a woman opened the door, they had these huge smile on their faces.
- "why hello! you must be--"
- "ethan what the hell?? these are were the good genes went?"
- "mark!"
- "JOKING"
- you stood, shuffling.
- "uh... guys... this is my sister, y/n."
- "i knew that!" the girl yelled, punching the man next to her in the arm. "if he let me talk."
- "iF hE lEt Me TaLk"
- ethan rolled his eyes, grabbing you by the shoulders.
- "maybe it's time we go," he joked.
- suddenly another woman appeared behind you guys, holding pizzas. "hey, hey, what's going on here?"
- you were perked instantly.
- "pizza?" ethan asked, noticing you flip around to see the pizzas the woman was holding. "really?"
- "what?" the blonde and mark asked at the same time.
- "you know she loves pizza. was this bribery for her to stay?"
- "the famous y/n?" amy asked, running forward and wrapping an arm around you. "we need a reason for her to chill with us."
- "well pizza was the way to go," you confirm.
- "and an outlast vid," mark suggested. "fans will go crazy."
- "what about unus annus?" ethan asked, given that was the reason you were here anyway.
- "unus annus too!" mark boomed, grabbing a box of pizza. "come, come. there are videos to be made!"
- "he's a little wild," ethan laughed awkwardly.
- "he's also my type." you grinned, following after the korean man to leave ethan with his mouth wide open, stuttering "y/n?????? did you just say???? Y/N GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW- HE IS NOT YOUR TYPE."
stream lover :) & vote taylor for the i heart music awards pls
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spiderdiva · 3 years
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Voice Meme
Hey I didn't end up doing these for like ever so I tried to make it quick but it ended up being like 12 minutes long. ANYWAY. Below is the link to the audio! The asks, list of questions, and transcription wOULD have been under a cut but Tumblr's current update makes it (near?) impossible to add a read more and for whatever reason I can no longer just edit it on my laptop after I've finished SO. I'm sorry for the long post 💔 (Also pls be nice to me I just woke up when I recorded this 🥺)
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Heyy okay uh I haven't done this [laughs] cuz um I've been putting it off, uh, just a little. So I'm just gonna do! Both of my little ask things, uhh, in one! And post the... Whatever, you'll see. Um, I'm also eating applesauce out of a squeezie so if um. That is a thing, I'm not exactly sorry [laughs]. Anyway! Um! I'll just go in numerical order :
My favorite outfit? Auuuhhn, that's difficult cuz it kinda changes. Um. The main components are kinda the same but like. Everything else kinda changes, um. Usually it's like, a crop top, and then a skirt, and some really cute thigh highs or maybe tights? But usually thigh highs, annnd boots! Um. I... Love that shit. But um! Also! I'm, hopefully, going to get some more clothing, cuz I don't actually have a lot right now [laugh] um. I moved and like all my stuff is back... In my hometown! So I don't actually have a lot and I haven't really had a lot of money to splurge on stuff, but! With this new j~o~b! I'll probably get some things that are more exciting, like a boa or like more boots (god I love boots) or um. Like, um.... More crop tops! And more skirts! Annnnd maybe some dresses! I dunno! We'll see. Anyway! Uh!
Number 6 : Something I'm obsessed with or currently interested in. [Hums] I don't really have an obsession right now! Uh, which is weird, because I'm always obsessive? Over everything [laughs] Like I can't live my life without being obsessed with something. Um [sighs] Lemme think... I've... I guess I've been watching Unus Annus lately, cuz it's gonna end in a month and I kinda wanna, like, see everything? Um. But, uhh. I'm not really obsessed with it, I'm not really obsessed with Mark right now... I'm not really obsessed with my cats, even though they're my good babies. Um. I'm not even really "obsessed" with Hazbin right now. Or like Helluva Boss or anything like that - I love them, obviously, but I'm not like super obsessed. Um... All of my obsessions are kind of like. Dull right now, I dunno! Maybe I can just say my obsession is that one guy, wink wink. Ehm...
Oh hey! Next number is my pets, which I just sorta brought up! I have two cats now - I made a post about the newest one. Um. Makara and Meulin. And Makara is in my room right now actually causing a bunch of problems [laughs]. Meulin is usually in my room because um, since she hasn't been to the vet, we don't want her to, I dunno, get Makara sick, give him fleas, whatever. Um. So we've been sort of quarantining her in my room, because for a while my room was the only one with a door (😳) Um, that just changed yesterday. But um. Meulin is also an outside cat, so I let her out during the day. And uh, Makara has been in the house alone because my roommate isn't here right now and he is not happy about it so heee is causing problems! And getting into shit that he shouldn't be into. [Laughs]
Do you wanna jingle for em? [Places the phone by the cat. Some scuffy noises can be heard.] Well, he rubbed himself against the phone, so I guess that's good enough. Umm! Makara is an all black cat! He's fat [laughs] and he's a shelter cat! Annd he has a lot of anxiety and pees on our stuff all the time, and it really sucks [laughs] And you guys know about Meulin cuz I made the post, and if you didn't see the post, you're a fake fan. Umm!~
Oh! And what pets I want? I really want a snake! Or like a lizard [gasps] or like something. Weird. Like that. I want that so bad. Um [laughs] I can't.. Express it [gasps] a chinchilla! Or a guinea pig! Oh my gosh I wanted a guinea pig since I was a baaabyyyy [eurrrr noise?] But they're also smelly; ferrets are smelly too, I'm like you guys are cute as fuck but y'all nasty [laughs]. Anyway, umm. I like animals. I like all sorts of animals. Um, I almost got a pet alpaca once? That was crazy... We out here. Ummm.
Something embarrassing that happened to me? Ew! [Laughs] Why [Makara meows 🥺] would you guys snipe me like that? Um!... Hmm... Something embarrassing... I both get embarrassed super easily and like don't. Um. [Sighs] I'm tryna think of something cuz like I don't actually do much, so like anything that was embarrassing that happened to me is probably from a while ago. Um. [Noises] I don't wanna take up too much time cuz like this is already almost 5 minutes long, and y'all don't need that in your lives. Um!! Hm!!! I dunno... Duhm... Um.
Oh! This isn't really embarrassing but it's like something funny that happened : the first day I got my car back um [laughs] I got pulled over - and you guys are probably like "oh my god Angel what the fuck" but um - which is really funny - it was really funny to me too I was like "Jesus Christ I just got this car," and um, I was literally like. 10 feet down from my house. Like I was. Just down the road. Literally you could see my house from where I was parked - er, well, pulled over. The cop apparently was just like right behind me and I was like. I just didn't know, whatever. Um, but I turned my lights off, because I have to manually do it, and I was coming up on my house and I was like "I don't wanna forget, like if I don't do it right now I'm gonna forget." Um. Which [noises] I did forget. And my car screamed at me until I turned them off. Uh. After the fact! But besides the point! Um [laughs] So I turned my lights off and then immediately the cop behind me put his lights on and I was like "oh, okay, awesome" uh, so I pulled over, and I was sitting there - I didn't have any of my information on me, like my insurance. I had my drivers license but... Yanno... All my other stuff was in the house and I was like "well I can make my roommate go get it, I live right there, literally right down the road." Um but he was like "No it's fine I don't need it" and I was like ",,,okeh" Anyway! He was like "Why'd you turn your lights off?" And I'm like "I LIVE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. I was gonna pull into my house!" [laughs] "I didn't wanna forget to turn them off - it's my first day having this car! Please! Have mercy!" Um. And... He did! He didn't give me a ticket or anything he was just like "Oh also your headlight's out." and I was like "What the fuck?! I just got this car!" And he was like "Yeah I don't know how it got past inspection." And I was like "What the FUCK?"
Um. What ended up happening, we did end up taking it to the place, um, the like, auto center or whatever, and we were ✨ two pretty young girls that didn't know ANYTHING about cars! ✨ And we went up and we were like ✨ "Hey can somebody fix our light?" ✨ and they were like "We don't actually do that but umm what kind of car do you have?" And I was like "I have this really cheap car from like '99" and he was like "oh yeah I can absolutely do that for you honey" and I was like "ok cool." Um! And then he came out and he - I got the bulb and everything [SIGHS] - and he came out and he looked at my stuff and he was like "Mmp. So. You're probably gonna want a refund." And I was like "What the fuck do you mean I need a refund?" and he went "No your-" [laughs] "Your headlight's just like unplugged." I was like "What the FUCK" so he plugged I back in, he gave me a refund, and with that money I got food. I don't remember what I got but it was like. The same amount as the bulb, it was kinda funny {FUTURE NOTE : I think it was Steak n Shake}. Anyway. That was a really long storytime [laughs] It isn't really embarrassing, it was kind of? When I first got pulled over? Cuz I was like "I literally just got this car what the fuck did I do wrong?" But! Whatever. Um!
Something that makes me happy! A lot of things make me happy! I'm a depressed bitch but like I'm an optimist, too, n so like things happen and I'm like "this is the best thing in my world. Right now, right this second." Um! [Laughs] So therefore it's hard not to like ramble about everything that makes me happy and try to like pinpoint just one thing because I feel like if I prioritize them? It's like... Mean? I dunno. Um. But I like my friends! They make me really happy, they're always really good to me n really supportive, um. I like my cats! I like them a lot.
I like my little sister! Actually I. Haven't talked about my actual sister here, I don't think. Um, I have a little sister, um, that is blood related to me and like everything like this isn't an alter thing, this isn't like a kin or a fictive thing, this is like, yanno, THE BODY'S little sister. She is the sweetest little thing you will ever see in your LIFE. Um, I basically raised her which is like not really a flex but like also kinda is just because she is so sweet right now? [Laughs] But, um, we both come from a really negligent household, and so um, I didn't want her to have to go without any allies [burps] like I did, and so I took her under my wing, um, when I was like 15, which is kind of a long time {meaning it took me a while to actually do it}, I actually haven't raised her for long, so I can't really say "raised" her? I was more involved in her life - her whole life - than um, anyone else in our family, but I didn't actually like, actively take her under my wing until um. I was. In middle - in mid high school. And um. I finally sort of came around to that - the mental place where I could? [laughs] I mean, I was an actual child otherwise. Um! So! Uh, I took her under my wing and she's so so sweet, she's super, uh, emotionally intelligent, she's super giving and generous and she's. So good, she's so good, I love her so much. I don't wanna babble too much! But. Um. Anyway.
Um. Something uhh I choose? Uh oh! [Laughs] Y'all this is already 10 minutes! This shouldn't be a thing! I didn't want to break this up but yanno, whatever. Uh, something I choose... Um! [Laughs] Okay - Um! Let's just kind of pick a random topic : I have two mini fridges and no full sized fridges. Um. And that has been how it is, uh, since I got here. Annd 🎶 I. Cannot tell you. How frustrating it is. To only have two mini fridges, 🎶 You kinda think like "Oh well two mini fridges kinds makes up the size of one fridge" but like NO not at ALL [laughs] we can't have SHIT in this house [laughs] All of my foods - well not all of my foods - I try to sort of favor dry foods, um. Things like, uhh, these weird applesauce squeezies don't apparently need to be refrigerated? Ok. Um. I get those, I get like. Uh, ramen, and like soups n stuff that don't need to be kept in fridges. [Sigh] and um. It sucks! [Laughs] We have one fridge mostly for drinks, um... So we have. All of Elliot's, uhh. Liquor in there - or, yanno, alcohol. We have like. Milk. I think in there. And I dunno, whatever else might fit. That's kinda it though like that's all that fits, honestly [laughs] We have like a bottle of whiskey, some pink lemonade stuff, and. Um. Milk. In there. And that's like all that fits.
In the other one, we put [laughs] this is SO not interesting but I think it's funny - ANYWAY we put all of our food in the other one and ONE OF HIS DRINKS IS IN OUR OTHER FRIDGE TOO - He has strawberry rum in that fridge? Cuz it won't FIT in the other one! All of his FUCKING alcohol just takes up all the space we have, I don't know what to do about it but anyway we have that in there, we have, um. I don't even know, I think we have green peppers in there for one of, um. My roommate's chicken meals, but like we don't have a lot. And it is so weird?? [Laughs] On one hand it's like "Well I mean. I don't. We don't spend a lot!" but also? If we have like leftovers or anything? Forget about it, it's not even gonna happen [laughs]. Get rid of em! Or eat em while you're there!
Um. Okay! That's it! I don't wanna take up any more of your time cuz this has already been like 12 minutes, and uh, nobody wants to hear me babble on for that long! Uhh [laughs] Uhhh yeah! Okay so! Bye!
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