#unus annus text post

[meowmeowriley]

@forestshadow-wolf Had asked about Duo Fatui, and you know what? Fuck it! Have what will eventually be the opening to the fic ❤

Ghost and Soap are placed on desk duty for a year after an op gone sideways. They decide to make the best of it.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Captain price roared as he stormed into the med bay.

Soap and Ghost were both laid up in separate cots, on either side of the room. Both now stared at him, wide eyed after his outburst.

"Sir," Ghost started but Price was not going to hear him out.

"No! Soap, what the hell were you thinking?!"

"Sir," Soap attempted to speak but Price cut him off as well.

"What the fuck were you thinking, giving a civilian your plate carrier?" Price seethed.

"Sir, he had important intel, we couldn't afford to lose him, and our route to exfil was taking heavy fire." Soap spit out his words quickly, probably to avoid being cut off again.

"Exactly sergeant, heavy fire that you took! You were shot, and you're a hell of a lot more important than some random scientist!" Price could feel his face getting red as he yelled. "And you!" He turned to face Ghost. "Now you're out of commission, because of his bloody fuck up!" He gestured sharply at a pouting Soap.

"We're the same blood type, I wasn't about to lose him over something I could easily help with, Captain." Ghost said flatly. To anyone else it would seem like Ghost was calm, detached even. Price could tell he was holding back his own anger.

Price found himself pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. He wasn't actually angry at them. Soap had saved a man with insanely useful information. Ghost had saved Soap. He was angry that he hadn't been there to protect them himself. He was angry that he almost lost two of the best soldiers there ever were. Two of his men. He was angry that now they were both one kidney lighter. The transplant wouldn't take too long to heal, but the risk of rejection or infection meant he could still lose them. "One year." That garnered confused looks from both men.

"Um, no boss, the surgeon said-" Price cut Ghot off again, further souring the man's mood for sure.

"That the risk of rejection and infection will be significantly reduced after six months. I am placing you both on desk duty for one year, starting the day you get discharged from med bay." A horrified silence filled the room. "I hope you boys can find a way to keep yourselves entertained while Gaz, Roach and I pick up your slack." It may have ben a bit harsh, but he needed them to understand how important their lives were. To the world, to the team. To him. With that, he left the room.

***

"Ah'm sorry, Ghost."

"Shut it, Johnny."

"Ah am though."

"No." Ghost opened his eyes and leaned forward, looking at his hands. After Price had stormed in, ripped them a new one, and stormed out, he had leaned back in his bed and closed his eyes in an attempt to dissuade the rising rage. "If we're sorry, Price wins. That crabbit old man can kiss my arse. We did the right things."

"Hmmm... I have an idea." Ghost finally looked over to Soap again, urging him to continue with his eyes. "We're gonna be stuck on base for a whole year, aye?"

"Aye..." Ghost was unsure where this was going.

"We should do something unhinged, something incredibly stupid and pointless, every day. We'll have some random recruit record it, someone different every day if we can. At the end of the year, we'll play it on a projector in the mess for the whole base to watch." Soap was grinning at him. "Show Price what happens when you bench two of the craziest son's o' bitches in the SAS.'

It felt like a bad idea. Like making a deal with the devil. Like it would at least make the year of bullshit ahead of them go by faster. "I'm listening..."

#cod mw2 #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #fanfic #ao3 #text post #call of duty #unus annus #current wip

[harringroveera]

Steve can’t stop missing his soulmate

#harringrove #i guess it’s a lil sad #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #harringrove textpost #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington meme #billy hargrove meme #source: the davishi on instagram #source: Unus Annus #harringrove meme #harringrove + text posts #harringrove edit #harringrove memes

[shaylogic]

Hey what if William Afton took shots of helium from the balloon tank before luring kids back to kill? A funny, Bonnie character voice that's unrecognizable to the people who know him.

*Helium Voice*: Susie, don't cry, your dog is healing up in the back! *Inhales balloon* Take my hand, I'll show you the way!

#came up with this headcanon watching mark and ethan huff helium on unus annus #text post #fnaf #fnaf theory #headcanon #william afton #purple guy #springtrap #spring bonnie #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #probably more rediculous than anything but i honestly think it would be funny at first but become legit sinister?? #nostalgic haha we all did that back then #oh wait he's kinda crazy and killing his brain cells to get high and kill children with a wonky voice huh

[zabby-owens]

#meme #funny #new memes #dankest memes #text post #textpost #dankmeme #mental health #markiplier #unus annus #video games #youtube #fyp #fypシ #gaming #youtuber

[greetings-inferiors]

I fucking love alpharad gold because one episode is just them shooting the shit having dumb fun then the next is the deepest most philosophical therapy season I’ve ever had. ‘The best revenge is a happy life’ is the perfect way to describe my philosophy and why I don’t hold grudges, and I never would have heard it if I didn’t tune in to yesterday’s internet funny man podcast. Unus annus was great but I honestly enjoy this a lot more - while unus annus was higher risk and bigger and higher quality, sometimes the digestibility of alpharad gold makes it hit a lot harder. Even though the videos aren’t going to be deleted and they’ll still be making videos on the channel after the year is done, I’m still going to really miss it.

#alpharad #alpharad gold #unus annus #jacob alpharad #josniffy #YouTube #YouTube videos #text post #philosophy

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

tmw I remember back in 2017/2018 or so I made a self insert Markiplier oc based off of "us" in the van vlogs

#i still love those videos they're so comforting to me for sum reason #i got genuinely sad when eth accidentally destroyed it in unus annus- #i still have this oc i genuinely love them sm (they're basically me but-) #markiplier #mark fischbach #self insert #text post #txt #txt post #modgirly txt

[the-ghost-bagel]

Today’s (May 19) Dracula Daily:

We live our lives taking each second for granted.

But what would you do if you knew how much time you had left?

#dracula daily #dracula #shitpost #text post #unus annus

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

“the least alone” 

yeah that’s the high I have been chasing through art for years. I mean that as in literally most of my life not just these few. While I might have grown up in hellhole as a child we weirdly had an artistic spark between all of us. It’s a great feeling when you experience it with the right people at the right moments. Like for a short segment of time your hearts are sharing a spider’s thread.

Unus Annus encapsulated what that concept of art is, an experience.

While I look back on UA and still feel like “fuck yeah that happened, that was awesome”, I think everyone has those moments that have happened in their lives that they look back on and miss dearly. There are many ways to find that and everyone experiences things differently. So sometimes the stars align and people find commonality in where they are and what they are doing, and in a sense this is powerful enough to transcend time. It’s generally not a form of love but rather the refined essence of experience and connection. Sure, yes you can find it through love but these are not the same entity.  it’s that for that moment you are here in reality often in connection with another person or people and it feels great to know that this is what the world is shared across you and many.

A visceral understanding of being alive just as much as everything living around you and somethings that have past having once been there too, narrowed down a time and place so specific that to recreate it is to be forced to recreate the exact conditions of the universe itself down to the position of every electron or further. That is to say that while you can’t have that original thing back you can always find something just as good or maybe even better from somewhere different, the catch being that you can never plan for it to happen. It moves at it’s own pace and is beyond total understanding, and what we know is only a small fraction of it’s being.

since this is longer than the usual tumblr post I feel like I should end this with a joke of some sort as compensation for the dry reading in what are otherwise comedy focused tags.

*clears throat*

Government.

Okay, I hope you are having a nice day out there, whoever happens to have been reading this.

:)

#unus annus #crankgameplays #markiplier #long text post

[the-lone-wolffe]

Thorne: I was raised to believe that there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Thorne: I love a challenge.

#Oc #my oc #oc incorrect quotes #Thorne Crow #Death Omens #source: unus annus #original character #text post #incorrect quote #chat

[ifeellikeameowster]

Just a heads up to everyone who follows me:

I'm cleaning up my Google Drive so I'm about to post all my Unus Annus screenshots here for safekeeping.

Just a shit ton of Unus Annus. Oodles and oodles of Unus Annus. More Unus Annus than you could ever hope to dream for.

#shitpost #Text post #Unus Annus #Warning

[mossy-rot]

Kabrin, complaining after Ebee wouldn't help him sort gems: fine, I guess i'll have to use my dainty hands,,,,,

Ebee: you do not have dainty hands. I know this for a fact. you have the boniest, like- death grip hands. fuckin escapist slamming into the ground hands, violinist calluses, grabbing onto branches and shit- god help any woman you finger. it is a death sentence

#cw nsft #nsft text #nsf/w #cw nsf/w #cw suggestive #mossy's rambles #luci's rambles #she's. not wrong #i mean he deals w it but he really do not be having dainty hands #text post #oc #oc posting #kabrin #kabrin blightkin #ebee #ebee sodderhill #quote: unus annus #slightly altered but w/e

[12u3ie]

ive been wanting to put this into a funny text post for a while now. but im just gonna say it with no joke that im an unus annus fan who only got into after the channel was already dead and gone for like a year. im living and dying off of clip compilations. i would give anything to watch the source content. unus annus fans who were around think they’ve got it bad. walk a mile in my shoes bitch

#last part is /lh and /j ofc #twelves rambles #unus anuus

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Welcome back to camp!!

Here is the link for the discord for the singalong (reblogs will work best for getting people involved, yes you’re allowed to be silly and fuck it up a little)

[Image ID: a sixpage comic.

The first page features my campsona sitting on a log in front of a fire. They are a white androgynous person with two tone (blond and brown) hair. They’re wearing a white camp unus annus shirt and grey shorts. They are covered in dirt, grass, and soot stains. They are waving at the camera saying “Hi everybody! Counselor Aero here! Welcome back to camp.”

The second page has them looking at the camera smiling. They say “Since the death (crossed out) heehoo-ification (crossed out) events disposed of some of our counselors,”

The third page has them whispering toward the camera conspiratorially. They look a little concerned. They continue the previous phrase: “except the Bear, who I’m pretty sure still thinks I’m a camper.”

The fourth page has them gesturing to a wooden sign. They say “I’m in charge of reminding you all of the rules.” The sign reads in red text: “Rules (partially cutoff by the edge of the page). 1. Always stick with your buddy. 2. Don’t be a dick. 3. Have fun!!” The sign is covered in red stains that could be paint but also maybe blood.

The fifth page has my campsona pointing upwards. They say “there will be a singalong Saturday August 21, 11 AM PST.” In parenthesis it continues: “OOC: Yknow the revenge Minecraft discord meme? That, with “The Barrel”.” I elaborate on this in the main text of the post above.

The last panel has my campsona waving again. They say “Hope to see you all there! Bye now!” Followed by a heart. /end ID]

#not happy birthday #camp ua 22 #unus annus #markiplier #crankgameplays #camp unus annus

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

Howdy hey, call me Skipp!

I'm relatively new to tumblr despite having an account for years. I was always a little scared of this platform, but now that I know more about how it works I've come to adore it!

I figured I should just clarify what my blog is like. This blog is far from currated! It is simply the dumping ground of my mind. This ranges from ocs, to fandoms, to random inner monologues put to text. The only truly cohesive thing about this blog would be the art. I love to do the art things and will post and repost it constantly! So the best way to navigate my blog for anything specific would be through the tags :)

With all that said, you weary travellers who are interested in my wears (fandoms), below the cut you will find a list of things that intrigue me.

Tales of Arcadia

my obsession with this series will come and go in intense waves but will never truly fade.

Percy Jackson/Rick Riordanverse

show reignited my adoration to intensities they definitely weren't before XD

Mystery Kids

I love this and all of the different possible iterations with other media as well. So much angst and fluff material too!

Secret Trio

I constantly remember and forget how much I love this au. Same as with Mystery Kids, I'm a sucker for all the different interpretations and inclusions of other media in this au.

Indie Horror Games (Sally Face, Slay the Princess, Fran Bow, etc)

This isn't, like, exclusive to horror exactly, but games of a similar vibe and nature to those are what I find myself liking the most!

Undertale/Deltarune

been a fan since it first came out and I don't think I'll ever really stop

TMNT

got into the fandom through Rise and, ever since, I have been making my way through the other shows slowly, one by one. Currently on 2003, which I've heard is collectively believed to be the best, and am very excited.

Also looking for any good Rise!Raph angst fics, so if you've got any suggestions lmk!

Flying Bark Productions (ROTTMNT, LMK, MOON GIRL)

I am an animation nerd and my current nerd obsession is everything this studio has made in the last, like, ten years! Everything they make is just so...ashsreuvbevui!

Detentionaire

I don't care if everyone else has moved on, because I haven't!

Unus Annus

Momento Mori. I'm always down to reminisce and grieve with those who were there. This channel had such a profound impact on me so I'm not sure I'll ever be able to truly forget it, but that's fine with me.

Grojband

I'm totally normal about this show that no one around me seems to even recall and have totally not made a hella angsty au about it to cope.

Fashion

Like a crow, I like pretty things. Fashion is one of those pretty things. I repost a lot of couture.

Sims

I repost a lot of cc on here not just for me, but for anyone who might find interest in it as well (it's definitely just for me).

PowerPuff Girls

While I oddly enough don't remember much of the show, I have always been pretty deep into the fandom. Been reading fics and fancomics since, like, the early 2010s and just never really left lol

Miraculous Ladybug

I can't escape this show! I love the fandom, it's great. Love all of the artists and aus and fanart, but I've fallen out of love with the show itself. I will watch every single episode, I just won't talk about it because that's not where my interest lies.

These are definitely not all of the fandoms I am or will be a part of but these are probably gonna be the ones you see the most of!

[doyouknowthemossinman]

I HAVE TO KNOW

i'm putting ones that i've done fanart for/had text posts blow up for since there's probably no one here from that time i took screenshots of night in the woods or hollow knight lmao

#treewords #moss's mutuals #poll

[shinshoyu]

hello! i just realized i never really made an intro or anything, so here's some of that if anyone wants it! come get yalls juice

hi! my name is shinshoyu (pronounce shin-show-you) but you can just call me shin or raine! i'm 19, audhd, transmasc (he/they), and an artist/writer! i mostly write and draw for my current interests, but if you beg me enough i'm willing to bend my rules for a bit of fun.

all of my other socials are @shinshoyu! discord & instagram, really, because twitter is mean and i don't post to tiktok LMAO my alt acc on here is also @newsoysauce if you want to follow my brain damage. my ao3 is also @shinshoyu, just... don't look at my fic history LOL

if you ever want to message me to talk about my interests, go ahead! my dm's are always open, and i love having a good conversation!

-my tumblr dms are a bit shitty, though, and most of the time i don't get half the texts until 5 hours later, so if i ignore something you say, i don't mean to! tumblr just hates me!

if you message me on any other platform though lmk what you're messaging about! if you just send me a random friend request on discord i might delete it LMFAO

we also don't even have to talk abt my interests i just like talking to people

my current interests are:

mortal kombat (all of em)

pokemon

doctor who

unus annus (ask me about my tattoo and i'll go bonkers)

evangelion

chainsaw man

my current brainrot is mk1 centered, specifically johnshi! but i also love liushang, railao, and taleena!

please ask me abt my hcs i loooooveeee sharing them hehehehe