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mattslolita · 3 months

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dangerous woman - m. sturniolo ( 002. )

black!fem reader x matt, alcohol, drug use, smut, enemies to lovers, unprotected piv

do not interact if you're a minor!

"baby, you just need to send for me."

imani is tipsy as she's dancing with her friends and best friend, swaying herself back and forth on them to look back at it by a boogie wit da hoodie.

"she ain't eva do this before, and she good at it!" she and her friends sing, as the girl moves her ass up and down with her hands on her knees.

the crowd around her is cheering her on — she's the center of attention as she's dancing, enticing the attention of those around her without a doubt.

but when imani comes up for a breath, she's met with electric blue eyes which belong to her brother's best friend — his gaze bore into her, and she could feel herself become hotter than she already was at the way he eyed her up and down.

imani was no fool — she knew matt was a player. sure she'd had her fair share of a good time, but it was like almost every other day he had a new girl lined up waiting to be dicked down by him.

she wasn't foolish, and she most definitely didn't want to get involved with her brother's best friend — but with the way matt was staring her down, she couldn't deny the adrenaline that pumped through her veins as she stared back him.

and he looked at her with those eyes. come on, imani. i know you want to.

she bit her lip as she noticed matt now making his way towards the girl — she quickly heads in a more secluded direction, most likely trying to find either an empty room.

matt is hot on her heels, not wasting any time as she's quick to enter a unoccupied room. almost immediately, matt closes the door behind himself and he turns to see imani standing there.

gosh, he wanted to ruin her.

"why did you...follow me in here?' imani breathes out, as matt takes a step closer to her.

he chuckles and shakes his head as he's right in front of her now — he smirks down at her, licking his lips in anticipation. "you and i both know why we're in here, imani."

and truth be told, she did know exactly that reason. so when matt put his hands on her waist gently and pulled her ever so close to him, she took a deep breath, inhaling his intoxicating yet inviting scent of cologne.

"be honest with me," matt whispers in her ear, his breath tickling her neck as his hands graze up and down her sides, "you've wanted this for so long, haven't you?"

imani's breath hitched as matt left a ghost of a kiss near under her ear, softly trailing down towards her neck. she's at a loss for words — but matt's not taking her silence for an answer. his eyes narrow at the girl slightly. "use your words, baby."

"yes but..." imani finally manages to say, looking up at him a slightly determined look on her face, "matt, you're a dick, bro. you're just gonna fuck me like your other girls."

"is that really what you think, imani?" matt asks her, and she looks down at his hands still on her waist — he grabs her chin with his ringer index finger and forces it upward to him. "then i guess i'll have to show you differently."

matt wastes no time as his lips finally come into contact with imani's — the girl kisses him back hungrily, her hands flying to his neck as he pulls her impossibly closer to himself.

"jump," matt mumbles into the kiss, and imani does as he asks.

he lifts her up and her legs clench around his waist as their tongues battled for dominance whilst he walked them both towards the bed, gently laying imani down on her back.

imani's lips never left his, in fact she pulled him down closer to her — matt let his hands roam over her body freely, relishing in her soft, coconut scented skin. his hands found themselves groping one of her breasts through her body suit, which caused imani to let out a whimper at the contact.

"fuck," imani breathes, their lips pulled apart momentarily, as imani looks up at matt, her gaze full of lust.

"let me take this off, yeah?" matt whispers against her skin, leaving kisses on her neck as his hand circles the beginning of where her body suit is.

"yeah," imani whimpers out, as matt sucks a sweet spot on her neck, as he revels in the taste of her neck, leaving his mark on her.

"hands up for me, baby."

imani obliged and held her hands up over head, as matt gently tugged her body suit down all the way until she was left in nothing but her matching lacy bra and panties set — matt almost salivated at the sight before him, this beautiful brownskin girl all on display just for him.

"are you gonna keep staring, or are you gonna show me differently?" imani says boldly, the hint of a smirk on her lips as she says the words.

matt lets out a low chuckle as he reattaches hips lips to imani's neck again, leaving yet another mark as his hand comes up to reach under her bra, pinching and kneading the flesh of her nipple.

"fuck, matt," imani whines out, her back arching slightly.

"that's the goal, sweetheart," he smirks down at her, causing her to give him a slight glare.

she's quickly holding onto matt for support again as he pulls her bra over her head, his eyes widening at her perfect, hard breasts which la before him — his shirts comes off of himself and imani can't help but bite her lip at the sight of the shirtless man on top of her.

without warning, matt attaches his lips onto her left nipple, sucking with a pop while his other goes to knead and pinch the right one, leaving imani a whimpering mess as she's struggling to contain herself.

"that feel good, baby?" matt rasps as he licks a circle on the left nipple, and imani bites her lip with a nod. once again not satisfied with her lack of verbal response, he sends a harsh suck to her right nipple, causing her to gasp and arch her back. "words, beautiful girl."

"y-yes matt, that feels so good," imani stutters out, her mouth slightly agape as he continues to pleasure her with his tongue and hands on her breast.

he feverishly brings his lips back up to imani's, and her hands fly to his neck as she pulls him closer, letting her tongue explore every inch of his mouth.

imani's hips buck upward to gain some sort of friction, causing a low groan to come from matt's lips as he grinds his hips down on the girl, hoping she can feel how hard he is.

"look how hard you made me, mani," matt groans out, grabbing her free hand and placing over his clothed erection, "you gonna let me take care of it?"

"fuck yes bro, just fuck me already," imani whimpers out, biting her lip as she gently palms him through his pants.

matt wastes no time pulling his pants and boxers down, revealing his already leaking pink tip, dripping with precum — imani salivated at the sight as matt quickly pulled her panties down and threw them to the side.

he spat on his hand and stroked his cock a few times, grunting as he aligned himself with imani's already dripping pussy — he teases her entrance by stroking it, causing her whine out as she looks up at him through her lashes.

"need you inside me already," imani whines out.

matt slowly pushes himself inside her, both of them letting out moans as imani grips matt's back, her manicured nails digging into the flesh of his soft skin.

"fuck, you're so tight baby," matt moans out, before pushing himself inside again.

matt begins to speed his pace up, stretching her walls out as he thrusts into her at a steady rhythm — never did she think she would end up in this position, letting her brother's best friend fuck her, but here she was.

"fuck matt, you feel so good inside me," imani moans, her nails clawing at his back as he's thrusting into her faster.

"you're so beautiful, such a fucked out mess under me like this," matt groans, pulling one of imani's hand's away from his back to intertwine it with his own.

he goes back down to leave sloppy kisses along her neck and on the corners of her mouth — the only sound that could be heard was the slapping of skin on skin, and the pleasurable noises that fell from the lips both matt and imani.

"fuck, i'm close, mani," matt moans out, repeatedly hitting her g-spot.

"me too matty, cum inside me," imani moans out, as her back is arched whilst he continues his fast thrusts.

matt's pace speeds up impossibly faster as they're both feeling the tight feelings of their orgasm approaching fast — with a loud, pornographic moan of his name, imani's orgasm hits her as she lets go with matt still inside her, her white juices coating his cock.

and just as imani's orgasm came so did matt's — he shot his loud out inside her, moaning her name as he continued thrusting into her helping them both to ride out their high.

matt pulled out of imani, collapsing down beside her as he breathes heavily — the reality of what they did finally hit him.

"you know, j's gonna pissed," matt chuckles, running a hand over his chin, "and he might kick my ass, too."

"jordan not finna know shit," imani immediately scolds the man beside her, her eyes narrowed at him, "don't go around telling people, either."

"that's not even something i would do," matt replies, his gaze now fixed on imani. "you believe that, right?"

imani doesn't know what to say — matt isn't always so vocal about his hookups, but when he is, he is. imani didn't want to fall victim to being the next girl he hooks up with and brags to his friends about.

she didn't even plan on sleeping with him, yet here she was anyway.

suddenly, matt's hand is reaching over to cup her jaw gently, forcing her to look over at him. "i showed you differently, right?"

"yeah," imani says, suddenly feeling shy with his blue eyes piercing into her. "so this stays between us."

"didn't plan on anybody knowing anything," matt grins, pressing a kiss to imani's lips, "let's get cleaned up and head back out?"

"hell yeah, i need to shake my ass again."

why am i actually giggling & kicking my feet at this like ??? idk bout y'all, but i lowk wanna make a pt. 3 to this, so lmk !💌

#Spotify #matthew sturniolo smut #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets smut #smutty smut smut #sturniolo smut

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morallyinept · 7 months

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Pedro Boys & Drunk Karaoke Songs 🎵🎤

Another (in)sane ramble about the Pedro Boys and their choice of song they'd sing whilst absolutely wasted... 🥴

Enjoy! 🖤

More of Jett's Pedro Boys here

Rated NSFW due to mature themes, and my inane delusion, mentioned below.

Joel Miller - REM - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

The irony here is that Joel Miller is not fine. Far from it. Give that man a sandwich and a blow job already, sheesh. 😬 Then tuck him into bed. But you can bet your sweet, denim-clad ass that he'll belt it out regardless after one too many whiskeys at The Tipsy Bison. One hefty hand draped over the mic stand, whilst the other holds onto the mic for dear life, pressed a little too close to his mouth as he sings; stumbling around the words as they speed up until he's rambling and trying not to cry. Bless him, he's trying, darlin'. Take him home, prop up that big guy on your shoulder, and give him said sandwich and blow job. Everything will soon be alright again in Joel's world. Maybe... I mean, optimism never hurt anyone, right?

Francisco Morales - Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava.

This song is all about pussy. How apt that our muff diving king 👑 would choose this song whilst flipping through the karaoke song list book with the TF boys on a rowdy night out to blow off some steam. Washed down with plentiful foamy beers, Frankie takes to the stage with all the boys in tow as his backing singers. Benny takes the high notes. Will's bringing the air guitar and finger flips. Santi's... well, I'm not sure what Santi is doing exactly. Some kind of break dancing? Or he's having a seizure. Who knows? And all this happens as Frankie edges closer and closer to the end of the stage as he raps along enthusiatically about having the fever for the flava of the coochie, and eventually falls off of it, face first. Don't worry, Hermosa. He's not drunk. The floor just hates him. Miraculously, the Standard Heating Oil cap survived. Unlike Tom.

Ezra - The Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man.

Lord Kevva, Ezra was born a ramblin' man... Give this loquacious prospector any sort of microphone and an audience and he'll talk your ears off until they bleed. The choice of song here is apt, birdie. Although singing whilst drinking, Ezra will more than likely throw out garbled gibberish than actual words you can understand in their entirety. Ezra singing this song when he's had one too many beers on The Pug, sounds exactly like it would when you sit on his face; muffled slurps around something wet and sticky that he's drooling on.

Dieter - Kid Rock - Bawitdaba.

Dieter has an arsenal of karaoke songs to sing when drunk or just plain high off his balls, but Kid Rock seems to be his go to on his bar warbling rotation. And don't forget he'll bust a move to it like Young MC too. That man's crocs were made for dancing in, right? Although truth be told, Dieter doesn't actually know all the words to this song; he just knows the chorus. Which he sings on repeat. Over and over. Even when not at karaoke. Or drunk. Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy, diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie. Sounds exactly like Dieter when he's had too much of the white stuff, and the tempo at which he bangs you to.

Agent Whiskey - Big n' Rich - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy.

Not only is this Jack's karaoke jam, sugar, but the mantra to his cowboy lifestyle he upholds with combustible swagger. Whiskey loves a night out to drink, shoot some darts and croon away to his favourite songs that remind him of simpler times gone by, before the Goddamn butterfly guy shot him in the fucking head... And he has a special rhinestone studded denim jacket he'll whip out for the occasion too. Bling, bling! He's more shiny than a hot tin toof in August. Mount that cowboy and give him the ride of his life after he serendaes you. I guarantee you that Jack'll start singing the moment you saddle up. Yeehaw!

Javier Peña - Kool And The Gang - Ladies Night.

Mm, sophisicated mama, Agent Peña's got a single strobe illuminating him and barely moves, except for that little thrust of his tight ass in his very tight jeans every time he sings to you that the feelin's right, cariño. Oh what a night it is indeed. It takes a copious amount of Loredo Legspreaders to get the mardy Agent Peña up on the stage, but when that sassy cat gets loose? Miaow, mami. Watch out because Javier is going to get his claws into you after serenading you with his sexy ass jam and little butt shakes. I mean, how can you resist?

Pero Tovar - Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch.

You and Pero are nothing but mammals, so do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Except, the Discovery Channel wasn't around in Pero's time. Not that it matters, he'll soon bend you over and rut into you like a drooling chimp regardless. But first, a little karaoke with an even bigger attitude from our surly Spaniard, before you bend over and present the all-you-can-eat-pussy-buffet to him.

Oberyn Martell - Another Level - Freaky.

Oberyn may be the freakiest lover of the Pedro Boys, or at least the sluttiest, and by rights this song is his mantra after one too many fruit wines. He'll certainly lick you up and down until you say stop. Crooning this tune is like an act of love making itself; those hips are rolling, those eyes are beckoning and that serpent tongue is licking all over his lips in a lusty appetite as he almost floats off the stage ethereally towards you in that golden coat of dreams. But remember, all Red Vipers have two faces; the curious one as they sniff you out, and the one they show you right before they play with your body, baby, n' make you feel hot…

Marcus Pike - Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You.

Oh, Marcus singing this ballad on stage in front of you, hitting those high notes with gusto, and looking all boy band delicious in his leather jacket, is just a sight to behold. And like the lyrics suggest, this gorgeous FBI Agent will definitely make love to you, like you want him to. Aptly, this song will play in the background all night too as Marcus ensures the lyrics are branded into your skin like a tattoo where they'll always stay. Until he asks you to go to Washington DC with him... Looks like poor Marcus is singing on his own again. 🥺

Dave York - Talking Heads - Psycho Killer.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away! … Dave's coming for you. As soon as he puts the microphone down, he'll step off the stage with cool composure and will make a beeline right for you, baby. Reaching into his pocket for the cables ties he has stashed in there constantly, because... dark reasons. And you know you should run. You know Dave is a Psycho Killer… and yet, you're feet are not moving, are they? Qu'est-ce que c'est, Daddy?

Din Djarin - David Bowie - Space Oddity.

Here am I floating 'round my tin can. Far above the moon… I mean, this song was written for Din, right? Din doesn't need a microphone, the modulator in his helmet makes sure you can hear him in the back. And his cape adds for that extra swish as he belts out this haunting, spacey tune.

Don't forget his duet buddy though, The Kid. Debut album release pending. It's going to be wizard.

Marcus Moreno - Enrique Iglesias - Hero.

Marcus can be your hero baby… He can kiss away the pain. Well, if one Pedro Boy was going to caterwaul this God awful song, you just know it'd be our resident superhero. Imagine Marcus in his tight black t-shirt, specs and hand over his heart crooning deeply with powerful emotion as he belts this one out with intense passion. He feels every word, means every lyric, sweetheart. Then you let him take you home where you can play the villain role all night long with him and get him to reach those pitchy, high notes that a strong, heroic man probably shouldn't make...

Max Phillips - HIM - My Vampire Heart.

A little on the nose, yes? But who doesn't love a bit of HIM? Goths and vampires everwhere unite. Although it was a toss up between this and Monster Mash. Max'll sing this tune with a venti Starbucks cup full of blood, stopping occasionally to take a sip from the straw. Power winking his way through, the results are highly effective as victims everywhere will fall at his feet in the crowd under his rockstar-in-navy-two-piece thrall. But he can't stay long to indulge, he's got an audit to finish in the office tomorrow morning. Maybe just a quick bite after the song.

Silva - The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men.

Raining dicks more like. And Silva doesn't have an umbrella. I mean, this cowboy is up there giving it his all and ain't that the truth. He's travelled a long way to this saloon to get up and cut a rug whilst he sings in abundance. And aside from the unrequited pining for a certain Sheriff, this is the most intense Silva has felt in a long time. Let him have his moment in the spotlight. This handsome, rugged cowboy deserves all the worship, and men that can fall from the sky.

Comandante Veracruz - Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy.

We're alluding to the fact that Veracruz was ever a nice guy to begin with. He wasn't. Cunning, coniving, sly, ruthless... need I go on? But the Comandante can turn that nice guy charm on as he sings to you; luring you in with that hot smile as slick as his hair in the sweaty jungle, and those melty, dark chocolate eyes... It's enough to have you cuffing yourself up and following him willingly back to his camp, right? And the Comandante has no intentions of being a nice guy with you either, cariño... Nu-uh.

Maxwell Lord - Sir Mix-a-lot - I like Big Butts.

Maxwell is SPRUNG by big butts. Even his own. And he puts it all into busting out this song on the stage, equipped with some choice moves and booty pops to boot. The whole debacle is a show in itself and Maxwell goes out with a bang, a standing ovation and a new found sense of otherworldly superiority. It'll go to his head a bit, so best help him off the stage and calm him down with some, uh… butt action to bring him back to earth. Yeah. Nothing quite like hard anal to bring you a sense of calm, eh?

Javi Gutierrez - Shania Twain - Man, I feel like a woman!

An insanely happy, slightly sozzled Javi thought this was the best idea in the world. Oh, dios mio it's going to be so fucking goooood! He got up on the stage and swung his hips with sass as those familiar beats to the song we all know and sing to at the top of our voices in the shower, came on. And it was divine inspiration because sweet baby Javi G is on fire as he struts around the stage, popping that ass out and sings with all he's got around those wavy curls. It's enough to make you equally cringe and pretend you're not with him, and to absolutely soak your panties through in equal measure. You go, baby girl! Sing with him now! Oh, oh, oh I go totally crazy…

🖤

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neshatriumphs · 2 months

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URL Tag Game

Rules: Spell Your URL with song titles and tag as many people as there are letters.

I was tagged by @six2vii

N - Not My Fault ☆ Renee Rapp & Megan Thee Stallion

E - Erotic City ☆ Prince

S - Scar ☆ 070 Shake & Jessie Reyez

H - Hiss ☆ Megan Thee Stallion

A - Alien Superstar ☆ Beyoncé

T - Time Will Tell ☆ Blood Orange

R - Running ☆ Abi Ocia

I - i am enough. ☆ Coax Marie

U - Up Jumps Da Boogie ☆ Timbaland, Magoo, Missy Elliott, Aaliyah

M - Mortal ☆ Baby Rose

P - Paparazzi ☆ Lady Gaga

H - Heated ☆ Beyoncé

S - So What ☆ Field Mob & Ciara

This is 13 letters 😭

@mediodedios @chenoahchantel @bitchmilsky @daintyurbanprincess @asterofthesapphires @andromidagalaxie @sleepyfangirl18 @meanmisscharles @jacksope-lives @mettaworldpiece @tartrazeen @theisopodyearns @jonayariley

#tag game

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aaliyahunleashed · 10 months

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#OnThisDay July 11, 1997

"Up Jumps da Boogie" is the debut single by hip-hop duo Timbaland & Magoo.

“I was there to shoot @timbaland and Magoo’s cd cover. After we finished, Timbaland got me to come over to a video they were filming, and Aaliyah Missy Elliott came through and posed for me.” - Mike Miller.

#aaliyah #ripaaliyah #upjumpstheboogie #timbaland #magoo #timbalandandmagoo #ginuwine #Missyelliott #MikeMiller #BillieWoodruff

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crissaeatscake · 8 months

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Legendborn X Spider-Verse

Calling by Metro Boomin from the Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack is SO Selwyn Kane and Bree Matthews from Sel's perspective, and here's a bit of a dissection

Just to save you, I'd give all of me (Yeah)

I can hear you screamin' out, callin' me (Callin' me)

It's my fault, made you fall for me (Fall)

So to save you, I'd give my all (All)

Just to save you, I'd give all of me (All of me)

I can hear you screamin' out, callin' me (Callin' me)

It's my fault, made you fall for me (Fall for me)

So to save you, I'd give my all (All)

He always comes when she needs him AND he literally gave her his all by sacrificing his humanity for her😭. He also kinda did intentionally make her fall for him let's be real it's the part sex demon in him

You fell for me, I count on you when times are tough

Instead of holdin' you down, I should lift you up

It hurts me when you start to see my flaws (My flaws)

But just to save you, I'd risk it all (All)

I mean he literally hid his biggest flaw from her with mesmer out of shame and he was also fully aware that she had feelings for him

When I ran into you, I didn't plan on fallin' in love

Always there to wipe your tears, I hate to see you cry

If you tell me to jump, I'll ask you, "How high?"

I mean since he thought she was a demon he obviously didn't plan on falling for her, and now he'd do anything for her

I know sometimes it be hard for me to tell the truth

But I go through any obstacle to get to you

I'm not materialistic, but I got a thing for you

Treat the world like my guitar, I'm pullin' strings for you

We literally see how hard it is for him to tell her his truth. We already know he'd go through any obstacle for her. Also he's a violin player and violin and guitar both have strings

I know you can't stand me

Do I even need to explain I mean she can't half the time

If I don't speak to nobody, I'm sorry

And I'll save you if you can't save yourself

Hold on, let me catch my breath

Need a hero? I'm the last one left

He doesn't really speak to anyone unless it's a necessity. And the last three lines are literally that scene where she's ripped open by a demon and he's stitching her back together🤧 (also he's never out of breath except for in that scene because of her root)

#legendborn #the legendborn cycle #bloodmarked #selwyn kane #bree matthews #brelwyn #breesel #selbree #tracy deonn #nick davis #william sitterson #alice chen #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #ya fantasy #Spotify

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semi-sketchy · 2 months

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PAW Patrol Episode Thoughts - Season 1

I'm copy-pasting this from my DeviantArt, kinda hoping it may give me the strength to pull through season 3 (season 4 has Sweetie BUT THE ROAD THERE IS SO BAD) and eventually the rest of this ongoing show.

In the future, this Tumblr should be updated at the same time as my DA, but for now, here's my season 1 thoughts.

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I decided to watch all the PAW Patrol episodes and summarize some thoughts, as I do. Some of these I've never seen and others it's been a long time, so kinda curious how they've all held up.

Just gonna give a little rating of 1-10 based on my initial reaction.

1/10 - The episode you'd force your worst enemy to watch on repeat

2/10 - Just awful

3/10 - Pretty terrible

4/10 - Didn't hate, but wouldn't wanna watch again

5/10 - Just okay

6/10 - Decent, wouldn't mind watching it again

7/10 - The average good

8/10 - Really liked it!

9/10 - This is a must-watch

10/10 - Probably my favorite episode ever like maybe two are going to get this rating

Obviously this is all subjective, just because an episode shares the same rating as another doesn't mean I think they're equal. I don't want to get into .5s and such, so I'm just rounding.

I'm also going by the episode order listed on the Fandom wiki, which doesn't correlate to the US air date in the slightest.

Also yeah, I'm gonna mention my OCs because I like them.

Episode 1: Pups Make a Splash/Pups Fall Festival

A: Rubble skateboards, Marshall doesn't know what a bay is, Rocky drops Cali in the tub twice, Captain Turbot is very kooky. 7/10

B: Snow in the fall, proof this is Canada. Also really love the pups going out and just being members of the community, not to mention Zuma and Skye are cute. 9/10

Episode 2: Pups save the Sea Turtles/Pups and the Very Big Baby

A: This is the introduction of Alex, which immediately knocks the score down, although it is the first instance of ChaseXSkye being teased and it is kinda informative about turtles. 7/10

B: Saving a beached whale is a cool concept and the interactions are good. 7/10

Episode 3: Pups and the Kitty-tastrophe/Pups Save a Train

A: Zuma...a kitten stole your hovercraft. Rubble is extra adorable, although I have to ask why Ryder thinks it's a good idea to send dogs to rescue cats. 8/10

B: I call BS trains cannot stop that fast and Chase absolutely should not be JUMPING OFF THE ROOF OF A MOVING TRAIN, very accurate on what a cat will do for food though. 9/10

Episode 4: Pup Pup Boogie/Pups in a Fog

A: Skye is a DDR master and Marshall can moonwalk confirmed. It's also weird how the groomer is basically the town vet. 8/10

B: Ryder knows how to break and enter. 7/10

Episode 5: Pup Pup Goose/Pup Pup and Away

A: RUBBLE NO DON'T GIVE GEESE BREAD THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. Marshall and Fuzzy are cute though and the amount of geese is further proof this is Canada. 7/10

B: Immediately knocking the score down for the fact this is the first instance of that annoying bowling-pin sound and the introduction of Mayor Humdinger. Although is this confirmation that Goodway stole Chickaletta from Farmer Yumi? 7/10

Episode 6: Pups on Ice/Pups and the Snow Monster

A: Yeah Alex is a very accurate representation of a little kid, thinking that being in mortal danger is super fun. 7/10

B: I have to immediately scream at them driving across a train bridge when there's a perfectly good road leading to the mountain. I never took Rubble for being cowardly, either, but here we are. 6/10

Episode 7: Pups Save the Circus/Pup a Doodle Do

A: Ryder, riding elephants is NOT something you should do and you don't calm an animal by climbing on their back. Also the air mattress should've popped. 5/10

B: Overall this one had a few good chuckles and the interactions were decent, but it was such a roundabout way to pad the timer. 6/10

Episode 8: Pups Pit Crew/Pups Fight Fire

A: Alex once again causes problems because he refuses to listen, thankfully he gets scolded by everyone when he shows he didn't learn anything, but...Ryder, you should've installed proper breaks to begin with like....come on. You're smarter than that. 5/10

B: Ryder being like "Marshall, you're our emergency" was just mean. I also don't realize how they were so inconsistent with the timer, but it was cute seeing everyone come together for Marshall. 7/10

Episode 9: Pups Save the Treats/Pups Get a Lift

A: Mr. Porter...why didn't you use your parking break on a hill? Also Ryder had all that talk about "using a hovercraft to not put extra weight on the ice" THEN JUST WALKED OUT ON IT ANYWAYS AND GOT INTO TROUBLE. FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE, DUDE. 7/10

B: Cats completely freaking out and hating the cold is so accurate it hurts. Also Rubble is so adorable here. 9/10

Episode 10: Pups and the Ghost Pirate

Rubble dressed as Elvis is so cute, but why does Ryder keep asking Marshall to be flown even though he knows he's scared of flying...like anyone could go in the air here. Still, good laughs. 7/10

Episode 11: Pups Save Christmas

Pretty alright and kinda what I expect of a Christmas episode. Ryder completely got cheated out of a gift, though. 6/10

Episode 12: Pups Get a Rubble/Pups Save a Walrus

A: Kinda set the gold standard for how to introduce OCs and I really wish they did more origin stories for the pups, even though there's more than a few inconsistencies. Rubble really is a writers pet. 7/10

B: Kinda wish they used this fishing net story to bring more attention to how much ocean trash there is, but it fell short in that regard. 6/10

Episode 13: Pups Save the Bunnies/Pup-tacular

A: Not gonna fault on the whole "you shouldn't give rabbits carrots" since these are wild bunnies and carrots are like candy to them, BUT I will fault Ryder and others for PICKING UP WILD ANIMALS AND FEEDING THEM CAKE. Surprised we never heard anything more about the rabbit Skye kept, WHICH AGAIN, YOU CANNOT JUST TAKE A WILD ANIMAL FOR A PET. 7/10

B: Poor Katie, getting disappointed again and again as each pup gets called away, but Rocky pushing aside his wants for her was super sweet and made it a feel-good episode. 9/10

Episode 14: Pups Save the Bay/Pups Save a Goodway

A: This was kinda informative about ocean oil spills, but the methods... I know, kids show, they're not gonna set their bay on fire, but still, towels are not a skimmer replacement. 7/10

B: Accurate to how family treats you over small things. It's kinda weird that the statue is just Humdinger's model, but this was the first season and they were on a budget. 6/10

Episode 15: Pups Save a Hoedown/Pups Save Alex

A: All the pups in their little cowboy hats are so cute, but it was an enjoyable episode, too. 7/10

B: Oh my god cats hissing and slapping carriers....accurate. Don't know why it's titled "save Alex" since he just...tags along and acts like an excited little kid. 8/10

Episode 16: Pups Save a School Day/Pups Turn on the Lights

A: Don't know why Alex was planning on eating a tuna sandwich that had been unrefrigerated over night, I think it's better that Cali got it. Although, Ryder, bro...you need to actually MEASURE the food so that way you're not over/under feeding your dogs. Also Rocky is a purse-snatcher. 8/10

B: The amount of UNIQUE ANIMATION in this episode is great and Adventure Bay runs on renewable energy, but the wind turbines weren't made correctly. Still, the surprise party for Chase is cute and Byte would be great in an episode like this. Surprised Ryder doesn't have a generator, though, or at least a battery backup. 7/10

Episode 17: Pups Save a Pool Day/Circus Pup-Formers

A: Marshall has the most indestructible pool floatie I've ever seen and his elevator joke actually got a chuckle out of me. But, if the water tower pipe is bent that would cut off the water for the whole town and not just the pool? And if everyone was so hot why not swim in the ocean...? 7/10

B: Ryder just reads the cereal box while eating instead of watching YouTube like the rest of us. Ryder volunteering his pups without their consent was kinda scummy though and Marshall's reaction was completely warranted. 6/10

Episode 18: Pups Save the Easter Egg Hunt

Is this Skye's bunny making a return? First Fuzzy comes back in episode 16 and now Skye's bunny, are they beginning to care about continuity? Do love how everyone is just like "oh no! That eagle took all the eggs and candy! ...Oh yeah and Rocky too, I guess." What I wanna know is how Alex got that egg out of the nest when it was so high up and how the egg was still alive without the warmth. Skye also not being afraid of eagles feels weird. 6/10

Episode 19: Pups Save a Super Pup/Pups Save Ryder's Robot

A: Rubble cosplays and it's adorable, also is 10x better than Mighty Pups could ever dream of being. This seems like a good job for Tara, although Zuma struggling to drive Rubble's rig is cute. 6/10

B: Ryder starting the robot apocalypse to replace all his dogs with machines. 6/10

Episode 20: Pups Go All Monkey/Pups Save a Hoot

A: Mr. Porter you should know better than to leave the keys in your car, just lucky Ryder somehow knows how to drive an actual car despite being 10. 7/10

B: Chase is very cute with little Hooty, also kinda funny how Chase is just BSing the entire "yes I can speak owl" thing. Honestly the nostalgia of this one was better than the actual episode. 8/10

Episode 21: Pups Save a Bat/Pups Save a Toof

A: Ryder just like "thank god, finally a day without any trouble-- ah shit". What this episode was so delicately trying to walk around is if a bat is out during the day, they could be rabid. Ryder's smart sending in his dogs since they've gotta be vaccinated. 8/10

B: After getting my wisdom teeth out, I am 100% behind Chase. Fuck the dentist/oral surgeon. It's also just a loose puppy tooth, it would come out on it's own anyway. Ryder and Rocky not liking brussel sprouts and water though don't really count as fears? And we didn't even see Zuma's fear. Also might want to point out that a human dentist isn't going to work on a dog's teeth. Ryder, take your damn dogs to a vet. 9/10

Episode 22: Pups Save the Camping Trip/Pups and the Trouble with Turtles

A: Rocky really was about to light up a turtle, huh. It's cute seeing the pups just out having a life outside of rescuing and this episode teases Chase's crush on Skye even more. 8/10

B: Everyone naming the turtles something that rhymes with "turtle" then Marshall just going "Joey. What? I like the name Joey" was great, although it's so weird seeing Ryder only call one pup for a mission? This one was also really good, solid 8/10

Episode 23: Pups and the Beanstalk/Pups Save the Turbots

A: Chase's crushing on Skye is so obvious even Rubble knows. While I don't really care for the Rubble's dream episodes, this one was good. 7/10

B: I don't know how I feel about Skye swooning over Francois, you know, A HUMAN, and then Rubble being like "I can be French too! Impressed?" Also this actively made me look up if a blue-footed booby bird is real and...yes. It is. I think they just used it to see if they could get away with that name. But god is Francois insufferable in this episode. 7/10

Episode 24: Pups and the Lighthouse Boogie/Pups Save Ryder

A: Rubble is pure lightning at DDR, his speed is incredible, even though Zuma can outlast him. Still, a cute rescue and the water animation/texture actually has some effort put into it! 8/10

B: You know considering he was on a cliff, I'm surprised the pups didn't think he went splat. Also surprised the pup pad didn't completely shatter, I mean... I cracked a phone screen once when it fell 2 inches. A 100 foot drop doesn't break it, but a goat's teeth does. Amazing. Is really cute to see the pups actually take full command here. 8/10

Episode 25: Pups Great Race/Pups Take the Cake

A: Chase completely panicking about his cones is funny, but man Alex did good keeping up with them. 7/10

B: Goodway, you need to give much more advance notice to a baker for a big cake like this, you can't frost a cake while it's hot! This "let's get it done in a few hours" is completely unrealistic, even if it was just a single layer sheet cake. Also it needs HEAVY DUTY SUPPORTS so the layers don't crush each other. Still a cute episode though. 8/10

Episode 26: Pups and the Pirate Treasure

Ah! A pirate's cave! Another episode Tara would be perfect for. Although, all the pups working together to solve a mystery and find pirate treasure is cute and cool and a good way to end off season 1. 8/10

Season 1 overall:

The voice acting in some of the earlier episodes is pretty mediocre, but there's some actual effort put into the animation and lighting. Not to mention, all the characters have personalities. They're actual members of the community, the dogs are dogs and you can really see the bond they have with Ryder. Watching it reminds me of why I fell in love with the series to begin with.

#sassy watches paw patrol #paw patrol

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rightleaninglibertarian · 5 months

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As the famous philosopher Robert James Ritchie once said:

Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy

Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

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todayinhiphophistory · 2 years

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Today in Hip Hop History:

Timbaland and Magoo released their debut single Up Jumps Da Boogie July 11, 1997

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jemgirl86 · 6 months

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Thanks for the tag @jbarneswilson ❤️ Sorry I’ve been so slow about getting to it

Favorite Color: Baby Blue (like that North Carolina blue, only it’s “F!” North Carolina ‘til I die lol)

Last Song: Reelin’ in the Years - Steely Dan

Last Movie: Scream 6

Watching: Alternating between rewatching Stranger Things, and The Simpsons (I think I’ve already made it past the point where I originally stopped watching when I was a kid lol), and hitting the hot spots of Supernatural.

Other Stuff I Watched This Year: The Good Wife; Ted Lasso; The Bear; This is Us. Uhh let’s see, movies I rewatched for the millionth time: Mr. Mom; Philadelphia; Passenger 57; My Cousin Vinny; Tremors; Mommie Dearest; Field of Dreams; Singin’ in the Rain; the MCU etc. etc. lol. Shows I either rewatched in full or hit the hot spots of: Rugrats; The Middle; Family Matters; Sister Sister; Frasier; Parenthood; The Wire; The Sopranos. I’m sure there’s more, but this is off the top of my head lol.

Shows I Dropped this Year/Didn’t Finish: Only Murders season 3 (but that’s really just cause I’m waiting on my mom & sister); The Good Fight (that shit got weird, and not in a fun way… umm I signed up for Y&R level shenanigans, not Passions level shenanigans); Suits (umm I might revisit this, but lol); You the most recent season (idk I just paused it one day & forgot about it ‘til just now); Bridgerton (you know what? I might’ve really just enjoyed the books too much to be able to hang lol); Shelter (I really believe that if they would’ve released the entire series at once, I would’ve watched it all in one day, but it was starting to drag)

Currently Reading: Nothing really, but I have like 3 books I need to read, and at least one fic

Currently Listening To: Ma’am, I’ve been listening to the same music since I was like seven 😂. Umm here I’ll just name the last five songs I played on YouTube: Jealous Guy (live) - Donny Hathaway; Up Jumps Da Boogie - Timberland & Magoo featuring Missy Elliott; Delirious - Vistoso Bosses; The Mighty Quinn - Manfred Mann; Why Can’t We Be Friends - War

Currently Working On: Adapting to my new job after 9 years at my last one; Finishing this Halloween SamBucky fic that’s already 5K words long & clearly didn’t get done in time for Halloween; Finishing this baseball SamBucky fic that’s already over 3K words long & clearly didn’t get done in time for the World Series 😂😂

Current Obsession: SamBucky; I’m also about to get really into Christmas lol… I’m always into Christmas, but it gets heavy around this time 😂

#tag games

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astarkey · 1 year

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A creation for every month of 2022

Post your favorite and/or most popular post from each month this year (it’s okay to skip months!).

Tagged by @bellamuertes Thank you, sweetie!!! 🥰💖

January

Favorite: Seth/Kate in gold

Most popular: Aaliyah recording for MCM Carte Blanche in Paris, France

February

Favorite: From Dusk Till Dawn x Resident Evil, Seth Gecko + 🛎️, The Geckos and the Roxbury

Most popular: Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)

March

Favorite: Delsin Rowe is nervous around pretty girls

Most popular: Aaliyah in Up Jumps Da Boogie

April

Favorite: Richie taking off his shades and putting on his glasses, Delsin watching Reggie’s back, D.J. covered in fake blood

Most popular: Aaliyah in Paris, France for MTV Diary

May

Favorite: D.J. Cotrona in From Dusk Till Dawn On Set - Dusk Returns

Most popular: Same post (It’s the only post I posted that month 🤣)

June

Favorite: Dolores/Teddy (for everything a reason), Richie does a magic trick

Most popular: Grosse Pointe Blank (ten years, I think)

July

Favorite: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth, Carlos, Sean drunk and talking with his hands in Venom (2005)

Most popular: Noir Leon Kennedy casually strolls while building collapses

August

Favorite: Aaliyah with snakes, Ricky Sandoval appreciation post

Most popular: Ginger Fitzgerald finds a dew claw

September

Favorite: Santanico punches Seth across the room, Siblings burying dead bodies in the backyard, Aloy reflecting + Patrick Munnik tribute

Most popular: Santanico punches Seth across the room

October

Favorite: Queen Akasha appreciation post, Sean Mathers leather jacket appreciation post, Chelsea Wolfe - Deranged for Rock & Roll, Crosses - Vivien

Most popular: Queen Akasha appreciation post

November

Favorite: Night at the Roxbury (Doug breaks the window again), Slap Her, She’s French (Starla likes Dick), Night at the Roxbury (maybe we should just go back to work)

Most popular: Night at the Roxbury (Doug breaks the window again)

December

Favorite: Seth/Kate Spotify Wrapped (Arkangel), Seth/Kate Spotify Wrapped (Bermuda Locket)

Most popular: Seth/Kate Spotify Wrapped (Arkangel)

Tagging (no pressure!!!): @alwaysupatnight, @yossariandawn, @lilmissuncreative, @eizagonzalezs, @stuart-townsend, @onyxheartbeat, @justjstuff, @sugarplumsfairy, @veemelancholy, @cliffbooth, @blondiest, @boozerman, @heatherannchristie, @artthurshelby, @billyboyblue, @ondinaaa, @anakin-skywalker, @belorage, @twinsand, @ladyculebras, @lesstat-de-lioncourt, @bensonstablers, @chronic-ghost, @musicrunsthroughmysoul, @georgieharrisons, @windermerepoets13, @bentcoppers, @bloodychamber, @verucaseether1999, @weloveachother, @all-star-avocado, @archeryqueen95, @geraltcirilla, @hazieash, @ambrosiaswhispers, @ritualoflove, @mycleverdetective, and anyone else who wants to do this!!! 😁❤️

#bellamuertes #personal #wanted to do this after I posted latest edit #because for some reason tumblr wants to say it's the new year at 7 PM #but yes I cheated and added more favorites than one because I love those too #I didn't want this limited to just edits #so if anyone has any art or writing posts that they wanna share please do!!!#or whatever it is you posted this year please share them!!#if I missed anyone please feel free to smack me in the face

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daisiesandgiggles · 8 months

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In honor of Magoo passing how about Up Jumps Da Boogie by Timbaland

Hey there my sweet handsome friend @newrider Thanks for sharing your song with us . ❤️😘What a great choice. Wouldn't you agree? @thedangeldorpher

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#Tuesday Tunesday #Daisiesandgiggles

#submission #Youtube

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euthanausea · 11 months

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- via @euthanausea -

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

This is KRS-One

Me knew a crack dealer by the name of peter

Had to buck him down with my 9 millimeter

He said I had his girl, I said "now what are you? stupid?"

But he tried to play me out and KRS-One knew it

He reached for his pistol but it was just a waste

Cos my 9 millimeter was up against his face

He pulled his pistol anyway and I filled him full of lead

But just before he fell to the ground this is what I said

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

This is KRS-One

Seven days later I was chillin' in the herb gate

But seven days too much when the gossip has to circulate

Puffin sensimilla I heard "knock knock knock"

But the way that they knocked it did not sound like any cop

And if it were a customer they'd ask me for a nick

So suddenly I realized it had to be a trick

I dropped down to the floor and they did not waste no time

They shot right through the door so I had to go for mine

They pumped and shot again but the suckas kept on missin'

Cos I was on the floor by now, I crawled into the kitchen

Thirty seconds later, boy, they bust the door down

The money and the sensemi' was lyin all around

But just as they put their pistols down to take a cut

Me jumped out the kitchen, went "buck! buck! buck!"

They fall down to the floor but one was still alive

So I put my 9 millimeter right between his eyes

Looked at his potnah and both of them were dead

So just before he joined his potnah this is what I said

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

This is KRS-One

I gathered all the money and I ran up the block

I said this is a perfect time to meet with Scott Larock

But Scott is either psychic or he has a knack for trouble

Cos Scott Larock showed up in a all-black BMW

I jumped inside the car and we screeched off in a hurry

And Scott said what is wrong? relax, tell me the story

I said you remember peter? well his posse tried to kill me

I'm all right now because the sensemi' fill me

Scott just laughed, he said I know they're all dead

And just before you pulled the trigger this is what you said

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang

Wa da da dang

Wa da da da dang

This is KRS-One

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