#up your game idiot

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Drunk Kevin: That's a nice argument, why don't you back it up with a source

Even drunker Aaron, standing on top of the kitchen table: my source is that I mADE IT THE FUCK UP

#they're idiots your honor #kevin and aaron have drunk academic discussions #where no one else understands anything #kevin sometimes mixes up a bit of french #and Aaron just pretends he understands #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg #kevin day #aaron minyard

[exy-shmexy]

Aaron being completely stuck on a complex math problem and being this close to tearing his hair out, cue Neil coming back from his evening practice with Kevin. He kicked Kevin’s ass so he’s feeling cocky enough to lean above Aaron to analyze it.

The equation is solved in less than 2 minutes.

#neil munching on an apple: you’re wrong there #aaron who is just about to hurl his textbook across the room: I KNOW it’s wrong get your sweaty ass away from here #neil: it’s -4 #aaron: what #neil biting into his apple again and already walking away: x = -4 you’re welcome dumbass #aaron after neil is gone: I hate this man so much #listen i’m an absolute idiot when it comes to math this was the best i could come up with #neil josten #aaron minyard #aftg #all for the game

[grimvestige]

shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people

Thank you for the tag @echo-the-ghost!!!! Time to find...where my On Repeat playlist is... not me just searching for it instead 💀

Don't Forget - Toby Fox, Laura Shigihara

Worst in Me - Unlike Pluto

All That You Are (From "Lost Ember") - Solid Audioworks

Despicable - grandson

UP TO SNUFF! (I'm on Fire) - atsuover

MEGALOVANIA PHONK - Nueki, Tochonov

Toxic - Britney Spears

Tonight Is The Night I Die - Palaye Royale

Shadow Moses - Choir Noir

But Never a Key - Dirt Poor Robins

Oh like, almost all of these are from D&D OC playlists WHOOPS ^^; Most of them are Tiarnan or the toxic Tiarnan & Corrupted Moirin playlist, though there are a few songs from my work playlist, Killian's playlist, and like, one song from my Kasai campaign playlist.

tagging: @theitalianmafia, @emmettkane, @kingxxlink, @trucbiduleschouettes, @jesterdraws99-blog, @solarflame33, @dudebe-nice, @grand-theftautumn, @ninjasylveon, @eldritch-goth !! And anyone else who wants to join, feel free to still tag me if you want <3

#tag game #not art #daisy rambles #btw y'all feel free to tag me in tag games or ask memes or w/e!!! #ALSO DAMN I WAS GONNA TAG SADINCAE LOL #thats ok im getting u mafia because YOU KNOW BUT NEVER A KEY IS YOUR FAULT #I listened to that song ON REPEAT TOO MANY TIMES BECAUSE U GOT ME HOOKED ON IT #also dont judge me toxic is on tiarnan's playlist because he makes stupid lovestruck idiot decisions sometimes #also sorry moots who do not use spotify 😔 #u can just yell songs u frequently listen to lol #or ignore this #whatever floats your boat xD #also legit surprised USSEEWA didn't end up on here #bc like holy shit I listen to that one a lot #its both on mecore AND killian playlist

[knowlesian]

the duel really is such a peak izzy moment

it starts because izzy demands there be a duel, ed’s like ‘nooo, how about we don’t though’ and izzy is like oh but i am GONNA, ed, if you won’t merk that fluffyhaired rich fuck already then I WILL

izzy initiates; izzy sets the parameters and the consequence that if the loser survives, they have to leave the ship

and he does that assuming he won’t be the loser, because uh… have you met stede bonnet, this is a p fair assumption to make

but then izzy loses by winning via a broken sword and a particularly sturdy mast  (spared no expense!)

and he’s like …wait, i have to leave? wtf you’re going to make me stick to and abide by the terms of a duel i insisted had to happen and personally set forth the terms for? FUCKIN I HATE DEALING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS, EDWARD, YOU KNOOOOOW THAT, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME PLAY BY RULES I AGREED TO AND TO DEAL WITH THE PRIZE I DECIDED SOMEONE WOULD WIN, WHEN I MADE UP THAT PRIZE I ASSUMED I WOULD NOT BE IN DANGER OF WINNING IT MYSELF SO YOU CAN SEE HOW NOW THIS SITUATION IS UNFAIR, WHEN IF I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE I WOULD BE SMIRKING AT STEDE AS HE VERY FAIRLY ROWED AWAY BECAUSE THEM’S THE BREAKS, BONNET, AND CELEBRATING A JOB WELL DONE

i get the man’s got a case of butthurt so epic he could write his own little song about it and he is the picture you see when you google ‘what’s the human personification of an own-goal’ and i have also been a big dumb dummy when faced with the consequences of my own actions irl and know that general feeling but it’s like. izzy. babycakes. ol buddy ol pal, when you start a stupid game and set up what will happen to the loser and then you end up said loser, you have nobody to blame but yourself when you have to row off alone with your stupid prize.

#dude is literally the definition of boy who blocked his own shot #like izzy none of this would be happening if not for you babes #i know that burns but like. it’s funny to me sorry izzy deal with your wet idiot cat soul #you play stupid games you win stupid prizes YOU MADE UP #i was laughing at him over messages this morning and had to do it longform

[suffarustuffaru]

spiders it is then

pours a brimming glass of spiders

HOORAY!!! :D time to sip up these spiders….

NOOOOO I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO SLURP UP THIS GUY!!! ITS JUST A LITTLE GUY!!! NOOOO NOT THE EARTH SPIDER I LOVE THE EARTH SPIDER!!!! NOOOOOOOO. O O O O —

#ask #rezero #…….this is technically a rezero post #IF YOURE READING THIS THIS IS YOUR PSA TO READ THREE IDIOTS EARTH SPIDER EPISODE BC THE EARTH SPIDER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE NICHE #REZERO SIDE CHARACTERS OK. ITS A LITTLE SWEETHEART I CANNOT SIMPLY SLURP IT UP!!! :((( #THE ONLY SPIDER I WOUDLNT SCREAM AT IN FEAR AND TERROR…. FEAR AND HUNGER… #ive been playing fh2 lately its been stuck on my brain. local rezero fan plays video game known for being pure hell and taking place within #a limited time slot of a few days. URGGHHH THIS IS HOW REZERO SUBARU FEELS

[curiouschaosstarlight]

Oh boy it sure is nice not being alloromantic/allosexual enough to be "normal" but also not aromantic/asexual enough to be a good aromantic/aspec person (:

Sure is nice to finally have a community I totally fit into, everyone is SO welcoming

#chaotic rants #“there's no platonic explanation for this!” there is actually #“when are you gonna get a date/get married/have kids?” never #“let's get you fixed up so you and your boyfriend/girlfriend can have sex! ^w^” “i dont have one” “oh im sure you'll find one :0” #“i dont want a significant other and i never will” “oh that's just your anxiety talking. it'll go away once your anxiety's cured!” #vs #“ugh all these allosexuals are SO OBSESSED with shipping” #“are allosexuals okay” #“not EVERYTHING has to be a ship” #“if you ship a canonically aro character you're erasing the representation and are evil and should be hurt/killed” #vs... #“who cares about the lore of this game? what if the characters just fuck and nothing else” #“lol that character isnt het/bi that makes no sense!” it has canonical proof/is obviously shipteased all the time but okay #“lol that character isnt bi/pan that makes no sense!” it's not contradicted by canon even the tiniest bit but okay #-finally finds a character that's ACTUALLY similar my experience being aroaspec- #-that character is the butt of every joke and a mockery of me and everyone like me as people- #“yeah the 'aroace character is obsessed with food' thing is an annoying stereotype! but it's all you're getting so be happy about it :)” #“lol this character that is canonically het and is constantly sexually harassed is actually canonically aroace.” #“what? you find that offensive and uncomfortable? fuck you im asexual and i get to decide what is and isnt canonically aroace” okay #“you think this other character is canonically aroace? uhhhh no you're wrong that's an offensive stereotype idiot” #-it's the one character in the entire canon that's literally never shown any attraction to anyone else- #“this character was turned aroace by this other character. even tho this is offensive with any other sexuality it's totally fine here!” #“also yes you're a bad person if you ship this character even though they're only aroace in fanon” #“here's our webcomic where everyone's gay or trans or both! ...what? sorry there's no aro or ace or aroace characters in this.” #“fuck you if you were hopeful there would be” #vs!! #“oh everything in fiction is a person's idealized reality!” #“shipping is everyone's idealized romantic/sexual relationship!” #“if you like this in fiction then you like it and want it to happen in reality!”

[rawliverandgoronspice]

To piggyback off the last post I reblogged; I was so engrossed in talking about everything else that I never mentioned how much the Upheaval is never properly explained and makes very little sense, but there you go.

The Upheaval is never properly explained (nor are there explanations being hinted at) and makes very little sense.

#totk #totk critical #when will my brain return from the imprisoning war... #it's far less important than the rest imo #that's the one case of “gameplay before story” that I can absolutely accept as “we needed an excuse” like sure #but it's still... very puzzling #I feel like they could have tied this up with Zelda's time travel powers in some way? #as giriduck mentioned --dragging the past back into the present #ALSO #wild to me that THIS #aka: the zonai ruins falling off the sky and popping up everywhere and the terrifying empty depths #*this* is the permanent change to hyrule by the end of the game #not zelda being a dragon #not ganondorf being a dragon #not link missing an arm #but the weird ruins that appeared everywhere and seemed connected to the problem at hand #good fucking luck kakariko with both the ruins falling overhead and the bottomless pit in your backyard lol #get zonaied idiots

[myfandomjournal]

You can’t turn off controller vibrations on the mgs collection for the switch and it’s driving me a little bit insane bc I hate those AND they happen every time you get spotted, hit someone else, get hit, or an explosion goes off

#I’m not the type who rages at games bc that’s so cringe to me #but goddamn do I get close to doing so when controller vibrations are on it annoys me to no end #it’s like getting hit and having an idiot screaming in your ear ‘HAH!!! YOU GOT HIM LMFAOOO!!’ #like I’m already panicking shut TF UP #mgs #mgs collection #metal gear solid #metal gear

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

Neil: I like smoking cigarettes bcuz it reminds me of my dead mother’s body burning :3

Andrew: What is wrong with you.

#the poor boi is so fucked up #YOUR body’s gonna be burning if you don’t quit ur stupid smoking idiot #aftg #Neil Josten #all for the game

[petits-rubans-etoiles]

this morning i woke up and felt the urge to draw these three together for no real reason other than they mainly work as healers in their respective games and also thinking they could get along. maybe. somehow.

#havent played deltarune in over a year. havent played mother 3 in over 5 years. didn't even start Conquest. going off vibes only pals. #im so sorry #also the second generation from fates does NOT exist in my mind. shoo. get out. #elise is wearing a made up op dress but its more or less inspired by baby the stars shine bright ops #man. you can barely see ralsei's face. goddamn. #me when i make stupid crossovers #i just think they could be friends in a sort of way. playing with contrasts and possible scenarios. that kinda stuff #elise and lucas being opposites in terms of background. ralsei not knowing how having siblings feel like. #lucas and elise having a heartfelt talk about family and bonds and familial love. #ralsei and elise comparing themselves in terms of “titles” and talking about morality and what's right to do for your own kingdom or smth. #idk #baabaa im an idiot who needs to play something other than gay sex the videogame (more commonly known as ultrakill) #(fr tho if i dont i think im gonna overdose on this game and also stagnate in terms of viddygamy knowledge and i don't want that :(( ) #mother 3 #lucas mother 3 #ralsei #ralsei deltarune #ralsei dr #ralsei au #(←i suppose? does that count if it's a shitty fusion au????) #deltarune #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #elise fire emblem #nintendo #nintendo fanart #crossover #(←a very shitty one lol) #my art <3

[badolmen]

Incredibly frustrated by how condescendingly jaded my uncle can be but I’m being so brave about it <- not blowing him up with my mind even though I want to

#ra speaks #personal #I love him. but my dude. bruh. #made a comment abt how I should try working/volunteering w the homeless #after I commented on his tirade abt homeless ppl ‘gaming the system’ by getting arrested in the winter #to have somewhere warm w food to stay like ‘why are we not talking about how fucked it is that the homeless will fucking die if they don’t? #like sir. buddy. you do remember that I grew up on food stamp right? I have gone to a food bank as a recipient before. #I’ve volunteered at shelters and soup kitchens before. I know addicts and homeless people in town. #this isn’t some naive wide eyed college socialist ‘those poor homeless people are saints’ schitck #this is a tired university food pantry anarchist ‘aren’t you fucking tired of being cruel to people who make the best o thr circumstances?’ #sorry you can no longer see the divine value of every human life and must endure the tragedy #of considering everyone not to your standard a lost cause. #some of us see the work to be done and will be doing it instead of wallowing in hate and pity. #shut up and get to work like the rest of us if you hate it so much. #it’s just like *strangled him* you see me twice a year dude I DO WORK AT A SOUP KITCHEN YOU IDIOT #I just don’t talk abt it because it’s just something I do sorry I thought making acts of charity your whole personality #was vain and frowned upon in christian society??? #this makes my plans to ditch academia and go into fulltime aid work feel all the more. idk vindicated??? #that’s not the right word but you get it. uncle t I love you but you know fuck all and have hardened your heart to the world. #god break that heart of stone you have and bless you with love for your fellow man. or whatever. #for context this convo happened like two years ago but I saw him last week and in light of recent personal revelations I’ve remembered it #core memory locked in ‘are you for fucking real uncle t?’ #vocational woes

[antonblastdeluxe]

Anyways this is your reminder to be critical of content creators and don't speak over harmed parties while making excuses for said content creators or you will die by my blade

#kirm rambles ✨ #I still like the game and the characters don't get me wrong #but seeing the reaction some fans have had... bleh #either shut up and stay in your lane or support people. #this exact same shit happened with fn4f too. feel bad for my mutuals who were lumped in with idiots who defended sc0tt

[you-will-die-with-the-moon]

Hello Faith Fandom

#no I didn't accidentally type trilogy instead of trinity what're you talking about (<- currently feels like an idiot) #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #like on one hand I get wanting to make sure your daughter's okay #on the other hand you had to TIE HER UP SO SHE WOULDN'T HURT YOU and the preists being there isn't immediate guaranteed safety lol #not art

[tony-buddenbrook]

Can someone please tell me why Liandrin executed the “kill moiraine” orders in such a purposefully clumsy manner, while staring wistfully at Moiraine’s portrait, being all “I remember her like that” and “you have her look”? Like are we getting a redemption arc? For a woman? For a very evil woman??? I am very exited for the mess.

#(praying circle that if it’s redemption arc Liandrin won’t end up with Moiraine because that’s some clown shit) #but if it is truly a redemption arc then I hope that she doesn’t die either #I still think that Siuan and Moiraine are going strong (like… it’s bad but it’s not that bad? ) #but anyways #also liked that barthanes didn’t want to kill Moiraine #barthanes you beautiful idiot you’ve watched your mother being humiliated too many times #wheel of time spoilers #wot on prime spoilers #wheel of time #wot #also I do think that they did Siuan dirty but I also think that she did everything right but like #in the worst possible manner #or it’s a game

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

literally what is wrong with them

#aethers gaming #'dont focus on that moron we need to rescue our other comrades' 'hold on dazai you idiot' MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!! #of course you remember a comment dazai made on day 70 when its day 87. its been 17 days and you obviously should remember that duh lol #and then hes immediately like this must mean i have no choice but to save him and i mean. hes right! but it sounds like such a logical leap #in the moment too