#ur so hot btw

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum. #also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭 #but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

[unimaginativebepisenjoyer99]

what being into warrior cats as a kid does to a mfer

#my art #digital art #fanart #the arcana fanart #the arcana #artists on tumblr #cat au #i guess #srry but ur hot fave is a cute kitty cat now <3 #now i understand how someone can dedicate their time to making warrior cat designs this shit is fun #my only regret is not giving more thought into their accesories #oh well. theyre cats so does it matter that much #they are no specific breed btw. muri may look like a maine coon but he's just based on one. same with everyone else

[keekity]

social media influencer and the "roomate" behind the camera

#you just know liberty posts tiktoks around the appt and when her followers see carl in the back they go “omg show us ur fine ass roomate?” #so liberty tries to get her in front of the camera but the most carl gives her is a 3 second clip of her going 😐 #and the crowd goes WILDDD #matching tats on FULL display in this one btw ☝️ first time they have been since the og lookbook can u believe #*liberty #*carlotta #*carl and bert #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 portrait #the sims 4 #sims 4 #all edgar sisters + their lovers are officially looking as hot as can be i am satisfied........for now #you can tell the last 3 posts are supposed to go together bc theyre all using the same cas bg! right? RIGHT GUYS?? #definitely going back to black after this

[sunnibits]

god. something about samfro is so…

#idk. something ab the fact that Sam is a gardener and a cook. or at least enjoys/is good at cooking. #like…. the implications. the fact that out of all the companions you could have chosen to accompany our frail sad protagonist #into a harsh grey land with no joy and no light or warmth #the fact that Sam cooks for him?? for both of them?! #the fact that he kept soices in his pocket and carried it all that way?? just in case they were having a roast chicken one night!!! #(​*spices) #the way he makes sure Frodo always gets enough food and drink. that he always gets enough to eat. even when Frodo is so weak and tired #like!! theyre in the middle of a wasteland so far from home but Samwise Gamgee is cooking him a hot meal and filling his belly with soup!! #it’s SO fucking tender and SO fucking special to me #I love Sam so much and I love those gay little hobbits #do you remember the taste of strawberries…. #samfro #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #oh btw Vee if ur seeing this. this was unfinished in my drafts but I decided to complete my thoughts and post it right now just for u #I wanted to make you feel insane hope u enjoy

[comradekatara]

ba sing se university's hottest and weirdest professor

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #art #mart #oldergaang #postwargaang #sokkademia #i'll answer the rest of ur hot takes later btw #but feel free to send more if u want #and i'll get to them eventually #probably tomorrow #anyway #dont even get me STARTED on professor sokka #(do actually. i have many thoughts) #it makes me so bad that no one but me understands the importance of this older sokka design specifically #i see older sokka and im like ok but where are his glasses!!!!!! his jewelry!!!!!! his pretty outfits!!!!!!!! #(same goes for katara minus the glasses btw. they are HOT FASHIONISTAS give them ACCESSORIES) #but it's also important that older sokka has eyebags and scars and a perpetual five oclock shadow #that is a man who gets no sleep #that is a man with 500 different jobs and 200 different mental illnesses #being the only sokka understander in the entire world is such a heavy burden but someones gotta do it i guess

[shinobufied]

one thing I dislike about the take that Dutch has ~always been that way~ and just kinda acted sane (as far as that works) for +20 years is that it paints Hosea as a complete fool.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Hosea is completely untouchable, out of this world, a god amongst humans but he isn't stupid. As far as we are concerned he is a master at seeing through people, he reads them and tricks them like no other.

He's very smart and observant, often the one to take a step back and think things through thrice before investing into them and somehow you want to tell me he looked at loud, boisterous, energetic (supposedly manipulative) Dutch at the very beginning and thought "my god this guy is full of shit"?

Now, we don't really have any insight on how they really were before Blackwater or even years back when they took in Arthur but I truly and utterly believe that Dutch was making a real effort to do good, from the bottom of his heart, that he really tried to be better and ultimately failed. (and yeah, surely partly bc it stroked his ego but nonetheless)

Like, the first time we see, or rather hear that Dutch may be a little silly is in Colter, right after Blackwater when it was revelaed that he killed an innocent woman. This was also the very first severe stress situation we have "seen" Dutch in. He got lead on, maybe even set up after what sounded like a long period of luck and success and now him and everyone tagging along is in danger and everything has gone to shit.

The one that then seemed increasingly concerned and insisted on knowing what happened was Hosea. My thoughts are that Hosea knew that Dutch tended to act rash in stressful situations and that there was something nagging on his conscious, telling him that something went horribly wrong. Because he knew Dutch.

Dutch on the other hand started to grow desperate. He didn't just lose a ton of money and got the law after them all once again, but he also lost 3 members of the gang. 3 people to who he promised freedom and a good life gone just like that + he also started to feel the others losing hope and maybe he was confronted with the idea that maybe what he was doing wasn't as good and great as he has thought throughout all these years.

So he grows defensiv and even reckless because no, it can't be, him facing the fact that his time was not only over but he probably wasted all these years was a tad too painful, both for his ego but also for his being.

As time goes on he keeps slipping more and more since everything he does just seems to blow up right back into his face. The more he tries to fix the more to shit it goes and the desperation just seems to grow and grow.

So he clings to every little thing that keeps on making him believe that his cause is still good, that he's still doing right so he comes up with nonesense plans like Tahiti.

But most importantly, his probably biggest reminder still was Hosea. As long as Hosea was still there, still by his side it would be alright. Yeah, Hosea nags him all the time and they bicker and fight all the time, but he's still there, so that means he still believes in Dutch. With Hosea he could do it.

And then Hosea dies.

And the failure at the bank is so much worse than all the ones before because this time it wasn't Dutch that set things up, or Micah, or anyone else but it was Hosea. The very person that grounded him, that he clung to desperately to show him that his efforts are not in vain.

The disaster at the bank didn't only cost him Hosea, his life long partner, the person he trusted the most, but also the trust from the rest of the gang. John was already doubting him for some time now and now the others started to, too.

And maybe, maybe him doing all this what he thought of good these past years, saving and taking in people, wasn't the best for them at all. Maybe he doomed them more than anything.

But no, Micah is still at his side. And Bill. And Javier.

Well, if there's some people still believing in him then there has to be some truth to it, no?

Maybe Micah is right, maybe John is the rat. Or Abigail. Or Arthur.

Maybe all the others are just ungrateful. Maybe he gave them all and the moment he slips and fails they just leave?

Hosea woulnd't have. Hosea stayed with him.

Micah stayed with him.

And as he was on that mountain, looking at the boy he raised as his own, barely able to breath and all beaten up, telling him "I gave you all I had", that was the first time the realization of him not being as great, as good, as he hoped to be, as he tried to be, fully hit him and now he couldn't do anything but accept it. No denying it anymore, no deluding it. Just the cold truth.

#character study #kind of? #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #tbh i dont think him hitting his head was the cause of him going silly #he was always just a little insane and just wanted to proof himself #this is not a dutch defend post btw any of u accuse me of that and im taking ur grandmas kneecaps #he was quite hot when he drowned bronte tho ill give him that #also tbh maybe him hitting his head was kind of part of his madness but absolutely not all of it #annies brainjuice #i wrote this in my free period looking like a piece of trash so if u see any mistakes in this or something go die idk

[lionfanged]

@s4crificial / for sam uwu

in every anger-fueled daydream, atticus had thought the process of killing to be something intense, drawn-out, and difficult. like the movies, he saw an intense fight, a battle for survival that ended in the loser clawing at the last shreds of life they could hold onto until inevitably made to let go. the reality somehow was somehow without any of the grandeur.

there was no dramatic, movie-style action sequence. there was no toe-to-toe fighting, matched blow for blow. there were no awful, witty little quips nor world-shattering words of wisdom.

death was cold, sudden, and the human body was the perfect home for it. 

it had happened so quickly, from the moment he had felt an unwelcome hand upon his body, to the moment he felt the unmistakable crack of bones beneath his squeezing fingers. the all-too familiar face of a stalker who had prowled the perimeter of his home, harassed his secretary for his private contact information, and routinely appeared at every press conference open to the public gazed back at him with glassy eyes finally devoid of the unhealthy fixation that had been like a disease.

throwing him down against the concrete should have been enough, but uncontrollable as his anger had been, only now did he see the fault of pursuing it to its end. even with no visible blood upon his hands, the feeling of squeezing the life out of a struggling, panicked body was not forgotten.

realizing he hadn’t let go, cooling skin bulging around the pressure applied his hands, he quickly withdrew them, trying to swallow down budding panic.

‘ it’s fine, ‘ he assured himself in a low, hushed tone, aggressively wiping his hands down his slacks, mind racing to formulate a plan of action.  ‘ no one will be sorry about one less sick fuck. ‘

#s4crificial #▲ ↠ ♛ ❛ may the sun never blind your eyes┊✧ FANDOMLESS ﹕ VERSE #( tfw u kill a man and ur already about to have a crisis about it and now it's only gonna get worse ) #( btw i didnt know how u want sam to appear so i left that wide open for reapin time #u can also pretend atticus ran off for a hot minute to go and figure out a plan b4 returning if sam needs ~privacy~ )

[barb-l]

This whole number is still one of my favorite Lapis/Lapidot moments

The fact that, despite her trauma of the Diamonds, she lingered by Earth on the moon so she could keep her eyes on Peridot

The way she sang "I couldn't understand how you could be so bold" while looking at Peridot Like That

This

Which seems to be a response to this

The roommates ever

#Steven universe #Youtube #i still love them so much lmao #Jennifer Paz's voice is absolutely phenomenal btw #wish she sang more #ms paz maam ur voice is so hot ang ganda po

[darby-rowe]

every time im reminded of that goddamn shower scene i go batshit insane

#🧸; dally speaks #this is abt coryo btw #like…. #getting your pussy pounded from behind while the warm water hits ur bodies #and he has his HAND ON YOUR MOUUTTTHHHH #bc youre way too loud and yall dont wanna disturb tigris or grandma’am #im so 😵‍💫 #shower sex is so so so hot in fiction #but i bet it’s a nightmare irl

[tsams-confessions]

This has quickly become another branch of the whole "shipping drama" thing and I hate that so have my unrelated confession: I WANT SUN TO DIE! lol Sun is my absolute favorite character and I want him dead! Preferably in a dramatic or spooky kind of way, like he gets blown up or just vanishes and no one can find him >:) Yes I am evil.

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#sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams #tsams confession #< block this if you dont want to see these #i expect the shipping issue to blow over pretty soon. its just the Hot Drama right now we'll get something fresh in a week or so im sure #ur real as fuck for this btw #mod 1blood

[triona-tribblescore]

The boys made cookies and wish you a happy Holiday! 🥳🎉🎄✨

SOBS! WAH! STOP THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! TYSM :'( <3333

#Giving them all blankets and hot coco in return #thats adorable omfg #op ur art is beautiful btw #so warm and comforting #I hope you had/ are having a wonderful holiday season <3333 #asks #tribbetalks

[atom-writings]

top 5 worst hetalia men to date

russia

spain

canada

england

north italy

#viktor's hot takes tonight #id love to hear ur takes also #btw im glad these are fan favourites bcs i have a thing for toxic men #and hooooo boy all of these would be toxic so quick #and this list is only men bcs if it included belarus she would be number 1 #talking tag

[oso-nan]

hey heads up !!! if any of u guys post tcm art, pls b wary of this person. they have reposted a very hefty amount of my mutuals (+ other artists tcmg fanart) uncredited, from both here and other platforms. they downright refused to take down the art i had drawn for a commission, along with their other posts, with the only explanation they had being that they had “no time” to credit anyone in their posts 🤦🏻‍♂️

i tried to explain to them how this was disrespectful calmly, they refused to not do it— so i called them out publicly, and then they blocked me 💀💀💀

#the texas chainsaw massacre game #tcm #im not sure if they ever took down the posts bc well… i cant see them..! #telling me that ‘its the internet’ and its ‘not that serious’ #yet you cant seem to handle being told a very simple request; to credit the artists by name #and then blocking me… and then trying to claim ur being harassed.. when ur the one who started this— and simply wont just apologize #tiktok report system is hot ass so. i gotta make this callout post everywhere lmao #btw me and all of the people who are asking them to credit the artists and take down their posts.. have been literally just explaining why #this is wrong and why they need to take it down #its crazy how disrespectful people in this fandom r already holy shit 😭

[lycanthropicture]

it’s ok to have bad opinions about michael bubbly’s santa buddy. just bc you’re hot ill forgive you this time

batting this one right back to you babe. michael buble's santa buddy is one of the greatest song covers ever done (btw the song is still called santa baby he just changes the lyrics inconsistently to santa buddy. it's like he's correcting himself on the spot. the lyrics are inconsistently heterosexual. like his first thought is to be gay and he has to correct himself. it's a performance of heterosexuality with homoerotic undertones. it's a guy singing a song about being horny for santa with the laziest mask ever slapped over top of it. santa buddy. santa baby. santa pally. santa poppy. "i'll wait up for you dude"????? this song is a study in performed heterosexual masculinity, a study in platonic relationships between straight men. straight guys do not leave the verse "Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed, Next year I could be just as good, If you check off my Christmas list' almost completely unchanged. there's something happening to michael buble and it has nothing to do with his wife and children.)

#hi #i love you #i read this to my mom btw #she thinks santa buddy is funny and good. bc she has taste #ur hot tho so i forgive u too

[dontlookforme00]

This is my piece for @piereoglyphics dtiys!

I quite like it, I had a lot of fun with the background, their poses, and the lighting. Hope you like it!!

Pls click for quality. Tumblr pains me

#personally im quite upset that i didnt capture cors slightly feral energy :( #but its ok because its too late now #i think kai is ranting excitedly to her about something #maybe a conspiracy theory who knows #the point is this was GREAT fun #thanks for making a dtiys #also theres small details next to kai #like the crossed out morro and also hot chocolate with marshmellows and also pocky #ur designs are so cool btw >:) #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago kai #kai ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #ninjago oc #ninjago oc: cor #piereoglyphics #dtiys #dtiys entry #ninjago dtiys #my art #digital art #glyphsdtiys2023

[gravestoneangel]

drew @smiledjpg 's urs oc Zomes but after a time skip! hes doing a lot better now, he got therapy

#my art #been a hot minute since ive drawn something so this was fun #btw the pattern is cause he was an exchange student to uva academy <3 #ultra recon squad #urs #pokemon #time skip is like 6 years he was already an adult btw