#ur welcome <3

[corpsemaggot]

#ur welcome <3 #uploads

[keepyourpantsongohan]

You know, despite the way that her fight with Obito ends, I really do admire that Konan made 600,000,000,000 exploding tags to kill him, because that is an insane number that shows no reasonable understanding of math.

If Konan had made 100 million exploding tags every day, it would still take her 6,000 days to make that amount of tags, which is equivalent to almost 16 and a half years. This would imply that Konan has some sort of endless resource of production, like that she just has a subdivision of Ame ninja running that do nothing but make exploding tags to kill her coworker that she hates.

(And even funnier than this, if we go back 16 years, Obito is around 14 or 15, which is exactly when Obito joined Akatsuki and took over. Which implies that the moment Konan met this teenager posing as an old man taking over her and her friends' rebel group, she went, "I'm gonna kill this guy," and stuck by that conviction every day for the span of her life.)

#konan slouched in her beanbag during akatsuki meetings while madara is talking: i can't wait to explode him #ayesha talks anime #konan #obito uchiha #sometimes i look for naruto jokes in the tags and if i can't find one i will make one myself #this is both silly and a word problem #ur welcome <3 #ninja math #moqueueton #naruto series

[edgarallanpoestan]

how i see forever. always.

#bee buzzes #qsmp #forever #ur welcome <3

[alphabetboyluvr]

So thanks to the golden maknae, I now know what champagne confetti is. Any chance you can add that into BD's JK and B's bedroom activities and make it rain, rain, rain like our man said?

it's not unprecedented in bd!! in fact, he's got a track record!!! it's never the ~main event~ tho, more of a cherry on top sitch!!

these should.... quench your thirst, so to speak lmao

Bad Decision #23 – Cherry Picking

tags/warnings: most read chapter! Fun facts! tipsy hook up, oral (f receiving), pantie sniffing?? lmao, panties in oc’s mouth??? Lol, tittie sucking, spitting, jks nose <3, fingering, oc orgasm!! FIRST KISS!!!! Unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, squirting, he finishes on her tits <3 and licks it up <3

Bad Decision #33 – Boundaries (Or Lack Thereof)

tags/warnings: kisses ☹ so many ☹ ‘last time’ energy ☹ ‘chess’ ☹ against their better judgement, and despite their earlier restraint…. Oops! Shagging! Tittie sucking, dry humping (so not dry), 69, ass eating (f receiving), edging, fingering, clit spanks, squirting, unprotected (v quick!) sex, creampie, happy customers all around (until the next bird falls!)

Bad Decision #45 – The Rule of Five

tags/warnings: sofa shagging in lieu of speak about feelings! Kissing but v important kissing!! A little bit of cockwarming, unprotected sex, bed sex, creampie, all the good stuff you usually get with bd <33 squirting, jk is so lovely <3

#bd #ask #champagne confetti #lmao #jungkook smut #ur welcome <3

[graceful-not]

I have been snickering at @the-first-spinjitzu-master 's tags on my post for the past 5 minutes so here

#ninjago #my art #ur welcome <3 #for those who dont get it: Zane states the riddle is abt drowning in something WITHOUT GETTING WET #When kai responds Jay immediately takes that to mean what he says in the final panel!! #zane julien #kai jiang #kai smith #jay walker #suggestive

[violentviolette]

im gonna say something thats gonna make a lot of u real mad but it's the truth and u need to hear it. real recovery starts with ego death.

otherwise u will just continue to stand in ur own way by finding ways to justify and excuse ur own negative and unhealthy behavior

u are wrong. u are the problem. ur behavior and thought process is unhealthy and harmful to u and needs change. u are the only person who can change those things. u are whats standing in ur way. u do not know what is healthy. ur ideas and understanding of others is skewed and incorrect. u are the problem.

in order to get anywhere real and make meaningful progress towards being happier and healthier, u first have to be able to accept those statements without anger, rejection, and shame. because those are not shameful statements. they dont make u irredeamable. they dont mean u deserve to be abused or punished or mistreated. u still have value and worth even when ur wrong. being wrong is not the same as being worthless. everyone will be wrong sometimes, it is an unavoidable part of life

u first have to get to a place where those statements elicit curiousity, not anger or sadness. because u can always change ur behavior. u can always make a different choice. if u control ur behavior and ur behavior is the problem, then u control the problem, u have all the power to fix it. being wrong in the moment never means u cant be right in the future. u can figure out the what and why and how and do something differently next time. u can change and grow if u allow urself

being wrong isnt a value judgment, it's an opportunity for growth

#jack.speaks #aspd #npd #bpd #hpd #cluster b pd #cluster b personality disorder #cluster b #if this made u angry and ur about to leave me anon hate debating me and writing an essay on how wrong i am #ask urself why #then reread paragraph three over and over again until it stops making u angry to hear #ur welcome <3

[onewingedangel3]

no okay you know what fuck it im making another edit with the same sound because im sad over the dark order

#aew #wrestling #kenny omega #matt jackson #nick jackson #hangman page #the elite #dark order #video edit #ur welcome <3

[shinycollarboneapologist]

PLEASE GIVE US WHAT WE WANT (TAYLOR VERSE TALKING ABOUT RUMORS)

sighs. (if i get bullied off of tumblr.com .. ur all coming with me)

when the article first drops, you have to stifle a laugh. matty and taylor are no strangers to dating rumors, but seeing a headline about the two of them makes your skin heat and your stomach flip. so you laugh to ease unhinged green monster that's on your back. you know it's not true, you're literally sat in front of taylor drinking an aperol spritz in italy. there's no way. (she's also grossly uninterested especially after hearing what went down with the two of you in the states, which kind of spurred the whole girls trip but that's besides the point).

it still stings though; looking at the person you had so viciously claimed as yours (even if it was just to yourself) being linked up with your best friend. and it's poorly timed. your life had been blissfully matty free for weeks. it was your own doing seeing as you blocked his number and on all social media platforms possible, but now here you are trying to ward of misplaced jealousy with alcohol and sunshine.

taylor makes light of it over lunch and you two share a laugh about the timing of it all. it helps to ease the fire in you, makes swallowing the pill of acceptance a little bit easier.

he calls later that night. well, you recieve a call from george and when you answer there's heavy breathing on the line until you roll your eyes, "george? what's up?"

"i need to talk to you."

matty.

you inwardly groan, but it must have slipped out because he only sighs.

"i'm hanging up, matty." his name feels foreign on your tongue, syllables that haven't been uttered together in weeks. his voice still makes you tense up, still has your heart racing a bit in your chest.

"no. i mean, please don't," he murmurs feebly.

"what is it then?" you're growing impatient and you're unsure if its in yourself for not just biting the bullet and hanging up or at him for his long winded round about way to get a sentence out. "i don't have all day."

"taylor and i aren't dating," matty breathes, "just wanted you to know that before you see it."

you laugh, embittered, "i've seen it already. and i know. i'm with her right now."

he curses under his breath, "i'm not on speaker, am i?"

"no."

"okay good."

it's silent, aside from the sound of his feet hitting the floor on the other side of the phone. he's pacing, and by the sounds of it, the phone is shuffling under his ear as he ruffles his hair. you hear the click of a lighter and an inhale.

"i'm not that much of a dick, y'know? wouldn't go after your friend after you ended things-"

"matty. i mean this in the nicest conceievable way possible: i really don't care," you interupt, but he keeps going.

"like you know i'm not a dick. i'm just wired differently, and i do some stupid shit a lot of the time. but fucking your friends and stuff would not be one of them- oh."

"we haven't spoken in weeks. and this is what you call me about? a stupid rumor?" you can practically see him wince in your head. you do feel bad, but not bad enough to take back what you said at least. he'd dug his own grave, and now it was his turn to lie in it and face any repercussions he had garnered from it. "listen, i'm sorry people are being rude to you on the internet but i meant it when i said i didn't want to see or hear from you ever again."

"i was just trying to-"

"prove to me that you're not a dick, i get that," you sigh, "but you're about four weeks late on that one."

you hang up after that, not wanting to listen to his endless and ill-fated apologies. if he was actually sorry, he would've reached out sooner, made an effort at least. instead, he's popped your "matty-free bubble" and its taking every last fiber of your being not to call him back and let him spew it all on you. you would consume every lie he ever spun you happily if you could just have your own peace of mind back. because he might not be dating taylor, but that doesn't mean there won't be others.

it's a hard pill to swallow; looking at something that was so uniquely yours as it fades out of view. but you do it anyway for your own solitude.

#taylor!verse talk #i didn't edit this. #i just wrote what i felt. #takes place after hoax. #ur welcome <3 #💭 - matty.

[carlyraejepsans]

i swear you three will drag me back into my undertale phase

#ur welcome <3 #answered asks

[artbyeloquent]

forcing you to get to know my characters via polls where you tag yourselves as things about them because it's more fun (for me) than just info dumping paragraphs

#oc intro polls #yes i will be doing more of these #i have no shame #ur welcome <3 #minoo #kiralliverse

[scorchedhearth]

“Could you, just once in your life, use the door like a normal person?” There’s surprise in his voice, although it is partly masked by annoyance.

“Never learned how. Seems like a waste of time doing that now.” He shrugs and crosses his arms, levels Kyle with a look from head to toe, cataloging the tension in his shoulders, the bags underneath his eyes, the disheveled hair and light bruises peeking from under his clothes, the slight bend in his spine and the muted but pained grin clipped to his lips. “You look like shit,” he points out, the fastest way to gauge his mood.

#cracked my skull opened and pulled that one out so i could focus on finishing the bigger wip #ur welcome <3 #*myfic #jaykyle

[29thdegree]

peacefully  slumbering  has  never  been  one  of  link’s  traits  .  it  seems  sleep  loves  to  reject  him  .  every  time  he  attempts  to  lay  his  head  down  on  a  firm  pillow  ,  nothing  occurs  .  no  drowsiness  ,  no  sudden  wave  of  exhaustion  .  nothing  .  so  when  he  approaches  the  station  in  the  early  dusk  of  yet  another  shift  ,  he  spares  no  moment  to  head  right  towards  the  coffee  machine  .  the  only  thing  keeping  his  heart  alive  and  pumping  ,  link  is  sure  .  before  the  tiny  counter  of  beverages  are  the  holding  cells  .  link  sometimes  glances  inside  as  he  passes  by  ,  see  who  the  unlucky  people  are  today  and  minds  own  business  .  this  morning  ,  he  just  does  that  except.  .  .  that  last  holding  cell.  .  .  they  seem  so  familiar  .  backward  steps  ,  adjusting  sight  .  “  jinwoo  ?  ”  @lowskey .

#w . link . #lowskey #⸻ ⋆ starter / closed . #ur welcome <3

[momolith]

I owe you my life for feeding such delicious Bingliu...... bone apple teeth

#asks #ur welcome <3

[edgy-dragon-trash]

Astor boob jumpscare — this time rendered!

#two of them this time #ur welcome <3 #astor #dragon’s art tag #astor age of calamity #aoc astor

[zhongrin]

using a random name in my delusional daydream as another character's s/o ❎

using my moot's name in my delusional daydream as the name of their fav character's s/o ✅

#rin rambles #i just noticed this when i went to write (yet another one) a self indulgent scenario (that i would 100% never publish lmao-) last night #i used 'holly' and 'hoshi' for childe's s/o and 'jade' for al haitham's s/o across all the separate fics #and like #oh my god #i now have these names and people i can just easily pair up in my self-indulgent trashy fics now #i don't need to create ocs #holy shit this is GREAT??????? #so yeah pls know that if you're my moot i've probably made doll!you and doll!(character) kiss on the mouth at least once #but know that i did #ur welcome <3

[abysslll]

hello did u know the last post was inspired by my newfound love for the bsd characters even though i know jackshit abt them. blorbos in law through you actually

I WAS LOWKEY WONDERING BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND TOO FULL OF MYSELF

#ur welcome <3 #bat <3 #endless asks #if u ever want to hear more about them my askbox is very open /np