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atlcscp · 2 years
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I see an animol I name it
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faggotry-enjoyer · 5 months
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thinking about how so much of the left spent so long making dual loyalty accusations that so many jews had to reiterate that "judaism != israel" as in "just because i'm jewish doesn't mean i support anything and everything the israeli state does wtf" only for the left to turn around and start saying "judaism != israel" as in "israel has nothing at all to to do with judaism" as in "any and all discussion of antisemitism with regard to israel is irrelevant derailing" (at best) and have the gall to act like they're saying the same thing because those are the Right Words, right? forced them to put up a shield only to rip that shield from their hands and beat them with it. vile. fucking vile.
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teaboot · 9 months
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why are you a boot made of tea
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common misconception. tea is made of boot
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taiturner · 11 months
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can't stop thinking about akilah's "we can still get him out of there" because it was so obvious to her. obviously we're going to save this kid, right? her look of confusion and panic when she's told to wait, when everyone else stands there watching, when she feels like she has no option but to do the same -- even after he dies and everyone finally moves and she's still confused because she can't fathom any of this. she couldn't fathom killing nat either, the way everyone stood there and stared while she turned her entire body away so she wouldn't have to watch, the way she doesn't even look relieved when she doesn't draw the queen card because someone still has to die, the way that everyone grabbed a weapon leaving the cabin except for her. but not wanting anyone to die, trying to help, not wielding her own weapon doesn't absolve her of any guilt because she was still a willing participant in all of this, she still stood by, and she has to live (gets to live!) with that. she's been clinging to life all season but she is surrounded by death and it's only getting harder for her to ignore.
if you even care
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gotalottalegs · 2 years
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Life on the Murder Scene is such a good name for a vampire mockumentary Stupid bullshit inspired by this post from @mychemicalraymance​ Bonus btw
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howieblings · 13 days
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I made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.
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sometimes a family is just a pretentious archivist/funeral director, a horny mortician, someone who's great at almost everything, an extremely popular ex-spy, and an accomplished author
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gaytedlasso · 1 year
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Second option includes if you would just give him a little kiss 😚
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lee-hakhyun · 3 months
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i see people thinking that the side story is the bad ending for kim dokja. and don't get me wrong, he doesn't come back after the door opens, but that is because kimcom CHOSE that.
they had the option to open a door where kim dokja woke up, but they chose to go through the door where he doesn't wake up because they know that first door is a trap (like 49/51), and they want all of kim dokja. and when they go through, kim dokja is gone, but he's left a note. he is STILL OUT THERE (and part of him is with lhh right now. it's complicated)
anyway this is just to say KIM DOKJA IS BACK IN THE SIDE STORY. he is just not with kimcom *yet*. i need to make this clear because i keep seeing people saying things that sound like people think he's gone for real in the side story.
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kelvingemstone · 8 months
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submitting horror stories to watcher with anon off
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jinwoosungs · 1 year
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bummerland.
denji x fem.reader
warnings: unedited; body fluid mention (denji changing his baby's diapers);
{ bummerland, sorry dear; but you're only going up from here! }
the moment his daughter was born, denji bawled.
and it wasn't a pretty or calm type of bawling, either, oh no. the tears that swelled from his chocolate brown eyes kept cascading down his pale cheeks like a never-ending waterfall. the sheer amount of snot that fell from his nose was embarrassing, falling into globs down his face as he couldn't seem to calm down- fuck.
seeing him in such a state, you, his beloved wife, ends up holding your daughter closer to your bare chest. you shake your head all while giving denji an exasperated expression "denji, please, blow your nose and wipe at your eyes. i will not let you hold our daughter while you're in such a state."
"o-okay okay, i-i get it!" denji proceeds to take the whole box of tissues, grabbing a handful before letting out a powerful blow in response. he spends the next couple of minutes cleaning and composing himself, and only when he was deemed presentable enough by you was he finally able to hold her.
with him settled so close to your hospital bed, you gently angle your form to face him, holding out your daughter currently bundled in a soft pink blanket as you beckon him to take a hold of her. the tears were ready to return once more upon seeing his precious baby so close to him.
exuding a gentleness that denji himself wasn't even aware that he was even capable of, he takes a hold of his bundle of joy, absolutely and irrevocably in love with the precious daughter within his arms. he couldn't help but allow the tears to stream again, unable to look away from such a beautiful sight.
"you're so fucking pretty, and so unlike your dad, who's got a mug that could make anyone cry." he compliments his baby girl with a rich chuckle, managing to lean in to press a kiss against her soft cheeks. "you take after your mom, that's for sure."
cuddling his sleeping daughter close to his chest, he looks back at you to see your own eyes brimming with tears. letting out a dreamy sigh of your name, denji inches closer to your form to press a lingering kiss against your lips. he felt so overwhelmed with happiness that he swore he could burst-
there were so many things he wanted to say; so many things he wanted to tell you-
but instead, he settles for what he knew he could manage to say in the midst of the onslaught of emotions he felt:
"thank you, i love you."
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denji could feel the drool sliding down his chin when a cry suddenly breaks him out of his slumber.
still in a sleepy haze, he sits up in bed, eyes trailing down to your form to see that you were still asleep. running a hand across his hair, he trails his eyes towards the baby monitor to finally realize that his baby girl was crying.
being careful so as to not awaken you, denji hops out of bed and breaks into a sprint towards his daughter's bedroom. upon seeing her tiny form writhing from within the confines of her cradle, denji felt an ache settle from within the depths of his heart.
he picks up her form, quietly whispering her name in a gentle coo all while patting her on the back. unfortunately, nothing seemed to calm her down as her sobs quickly became more prominent, getting louder and louder by the minute.
not wanting her cries to wake you up, he concludes that his baby needed her diaper changed and proceeds toward the changing table. he had only done this a few times, but hopes that he could get better at it as time went on.
with his baby facing him, denji lets out a sigh of relief when her tears seemed to stop. her eyes were shimmering still, but at least she wasn't screaming like she had been a few minutes ago. it takes him a few tries, but finally, he manages to open up her diaper.
"hah?"
looking down at it, it looked completely dry to him, which further confused the young father. in fact, he was so perplexed that he touches at the inside of the diaper, further confirming that it was indeed dry-
however, such sentiments would only last a few seconds when he feels a stream of urine coming from his baby, causing him to immediately cover her up as he winces at the moisture felt against his skin.
as if teasing her own father, denji listens as his daughter lets out a string of giggles, now all too happy at what she had done. he glares down at her in mock anger, using his clean hand to gently poke at her chubby cheeks, "neh, are you teasing your papa? did you want to pee on him to get a laugh?"
cue another fit of giggles, further melting denji's heart as he sighs in response. "jeez, what am i gonna do with you? i can already tell you're gonna give your papa white hairs that'll last him a lifetime."
he lets out another soft coo of her name, reassuring his daughter that he will always love her-
even if she ends up playing pranks on him for the rest of his life.
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you had just finished your morning shower when your ears perk up at some troubling sounds coming from the kitchen.
the moment you heard something crash, your instincts kicked in, quickly dressing up in your panties and pajamas before your feet pads against the hardwood floors of your home. you call out to denji and your daughter-
only to feel your heart sink at the sight in front of you.
your kitchen was a mess, filled with piles of flour and sugar as your five year old kept throwing the flour at her father's face. and denji, being so completely enamored with his troublemaker daughter, allows her to do as she pleases.
"denji! for the last time, you've got to stop doing this!" your voice tries to come off as being stern, but truly, just seeing your husband and daughter smiling so brightly makes your heart sing with happiness.
upon hearing your scolding, your daughter clutches the flour in her hand and give you a tearful expression. "i-i'm sorry mama. me and papa wanted to make pancakes, but it was funner to throw the powder at papa cuz of the faces he made..."
"yeah, we're sorry honey, we just got carried away. we'll clean this up soon."
you sigh, feeling a slow and steady ache form against the front of your head as you gently rub against it in hopes of relieving the slight pain. remaining silent for a couple of minutes, you relent before joining your beloved family.
"come on, mommy will help with making pancakes. and you, denji, are going to clean every nook and cranny."
"yes ma'am~" denji trills, taking advantage of your distracted state when he creeps closer to you, a pile of flour in hand before tossing it against the back of your head.
"oh my god, denji! i just got out of the shower!"
you held your daughter in your arms as denji kept on laughing in a playful manner, holding you in his embrace as he buried his face against your back. using his strength alone, he manages to pick you up, earning a gasp from you as your daughter let out a series of joyful giggles.
you sigh, but truly, this was absolute bliss. you basked in your beloved husband and daughter's joy, completely grateful at the fact that you could provide such warm memories for the both of them-
and you wouldn't trade this life for all of the treasures in the world ♡
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a.n. - new story, new year ♡
all stories are written by rei; reposts, translations, and plagiarism are not allowed.
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peachjooce · 9 months
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the magma session is done! thank you everyone who stopped by! 💕🐄🍓
tags below:
@brinaanana
@catatart
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@ciel-bell
@defaultyhero
@dustedprince
@lm-tomatito
@snestendo
@tenshi-2
@topibeeru
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evermorre · 5 months
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suburbanslegends->evermorre
swifties, it is a privilege and an honor to get to say these words to you today: the user known as suburbanslegends (or probably more as your-closure) is now evermorre! I can’t believe it!! happy floors of a cabin creaking under my step season :)
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starflungwaddledee · 1 month
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What Starstruck Dee theory have people made that is your favourite?
there have been quite a lot, and i genuinely love them all!
early on i think the most popular theory was that she was possessed or had been possessed at some point, most likely by dark matter. she actually debunked this theory personally, but i think people just assumed she was lying! 😂
my favourite part is not any one theory, but watching a shift in thoughts over time as more things are revealed, and seeing people share theories/work together in comments and reblogs. i like the "OOHHH WWWWHAT...!?!" moments a lot; whether they are a reaction to my storytelling or to other folks' detective work!
early theories revolved around how she was weird for a waddle dee, or at least a native of popstar. despite my never explicitly confirming anything to the contrary, theories have now broadly shifted to assuming she is not from popstar at all, and most people do now generally agree she's not really a waddle dee.
i don't recall exactly who first came up with each theory (though some big players are @the-void-is-a-disappointment who did a huge amount of early deetective work and encouraged me to build it as a story for solving, @shibuya-toasted-with-extra-cream, @graycoin and @jojo-schmo) and i'm not sure which of these theories are still held by anyone
but here a few of my favourites, roughly in order that they started appearing...
♻️ she's a total mimic species like kirby or void, copying things around her either by intent or by accident 🗑️ similar to above, but she's an incorrect copy or a "beta" mock-up type of a waddle dee 🧚 that she was just born different, like a fae changeling, and might have been hidden away when young as a result 🕰️ she is something totally inorganic and/or mechanical, created by or like the clockwork stars or stardream, perhaps wish contingent 🥇 sometimes attached to the above, she was created to serve some sort of Greater Purpose. she might have failed at it or been flawed, and was subsequently discarded on popstar 🌠 a dozen and one wildly different things connected to the "falling star that hit her". alien life form on the meteor transferred into her on impact. infection by intergalactic bacteria/dark matter. simply massive concussive trauma that fucked up her signature (back when we thought that was the only thing wrong with her). the star was magic and fused with her. she hatched from it and is literally a star herself. probably missing some here. 🪐 waddle dee from a different place/planet. this one is quite a sensible theory, given that we do see many quite different dees! 🤍 she is a fragmented piece of void/void termina. this one in particular i know is @shibuya-toasted-with-extra-cream 's ongoing theory and she's put in a lot of really cool work towards it! ⚔️ she's somehow connected to the heroes of yore. this theory i think has only started popping up since galacta knight has become a reoccurring visitor in her storyline and we've started asking questions about her familiar looking magic spears, but you can certainly 1hko @moonverc3x with this one 🧿 she's connected to the matters. sometimes soul, because it's sometimes star themed and lacks a token representative. where as a connection to dream might link her to fecto forgo/fecto elfilis in some way (a creature also well known for a catastrophic meteor attack). i've also seen folks confident that she's connected to heart matter as well, probably again due to everyone's favourite grumpy swan showing up
this is all i can think of or locate right now, but there's been a pretty wide range of things. i feel there has been a rather interesting transition over time from "she's a messed up waddle dee" to "she's probably connected to a universal superpower of some kind" which i am genuinely really really thrilled about?! 😂 what a glow up for a pathetic little wawa!!!
i'm also personally really fond of seeing how people's existing biases influence what they can find and draw connections in. for instance: i know @jojo-schmo loves the forgotten land and elfilis, and digs into those connections and draws out some really cool stuff because her knowledge is already so specialised! i think this is the true highlight of working on this story for me, people theorising and engaging in the lore, and laser pin-pointing things that tie into our personal faves-- the way we tend to do with kirby lore as a whole-- is such uninhibited delight
i sincerely hope people will enjoy where starstruck's story does go, in the end!!
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faircastle · 1 year
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FROM THE ANCIENT DAYS ➻ ELENEI for @ellenei
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numetalpuppygirl · 1 year
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WARIO
I GOTTA WIN
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