#url-rewriting

[barking]

ive said it time and time again but there NEEDS to be some sort of archival rolodex of 2012-2018 kinblr. the drama and the main players and the villains. it feels like a fever dream from so long ago and i refuse to let it disappear because i will write a sociology master's dissertation on it.

#join me. #where is junko izaya computerworm's rewrite of we didn't start the fire but its kinblr urls

[sparklecare-good-au]

real good au fans remember when this blog was called "sparklecare-but-good"

#joking for course. you dont have to had been here 2 years ago to be a real fan #i changed it in 2021 because some people thought the url meant i didnt like canon sc and that this was a rewrite to make it 'good' #text

[ignorancelive]

trajectory of my life has never been the same since this

#heartcrackopen url i miss you... #i like wrote choreo to this shit and will probably rewrite it this spring like its that serious

[christensen]

i am gatekeeping him.

#ania speaks #this did not happen until kenobi came out #beforehand people 1. ignored him or 2. outright hated him #i had an alleged star wars fan send me an ask bc they didnt get my url. #there's so few longtime prequel/anakin/hayden fans pretending otherwise is rewriting history

[bonefall]

actually,your url just reminded me of the boneHILL and my quest to figure out what the fuck it's actually made of. the books say it's prey bones but like: leopardstar,tigerstar and blackstar can all comfortably sit on it,that's a fuck ton of prey bones. as a kid i just fully assumed it was actually a mix of cat bones and the bones of larger animals like deer. and also,how the fuck did tigerstar MANAGE to get enough bones to make a full mountain of them, like logistically.

So you sent me on a goddamn goose chase trying to calculate just exactly how much prey a clan would need, vs how much prey they could actually catch if they were trying to construct a bonehill

Logistically speaking there's no way Tigerstar could have cleaned those bones fast enough to use them for construction purposes. Plus, cats don't naturally pick their meals clean- if they're eating a small animal, they would crunch right through several bones. But let's make some estimates, assuming they're butchering their meat perfectly

First we'll start off with how much prey a clan needs to begin with. Let's use mice as a general metric.

I found this chart breaking down the nutritional value of rodent prey. The first result on DuckDuckGo will tell you a mouse is 30 calories and that's absurdly, hilariously wrong; a mouse is 5.25 calories per gram. A cat needs 110 calories on average a day, so an average 20 gram mouse is enough to feed a single cat. 15 clan cats per clan in TPB on average, times two to make TigerClan, that's 30 cats, 30 mice a day, 900 mice a month.

This is assuming, btw, that warriors hunt a lot less mice than the average feral cat. Irl cats kill just for sport, and can take an average of 8 mice a day (often, these aren't even completely eaten). These numbers would be higher if Tigerstar was telling them to just kill prey for vanity purposes.

So we could actually calculate this based on active hunters instead. In that case, 8 - 10 cats are usually active warriors, we're not counting queens, elders, medcat, so let's assume 8 hunters.

9 x 8 = 72 entire mice a day. This is already insane, but hit that x 30 for the month, you're looking at 2,160 dead mice, and also a pretty devastated ecosystem. This absolutely violates the rule in the code to not waste prey, and only for a construction project, but ok, Tigerstar doesn't care about the code.

Would that actually be enough bones to cover the hill?

A mouse is about 20 grams on average. I do not know how much a mouse skeleton weighs, but a human skeleton is about 20% of your weight so you're just gonna have to bear with me because my NSA agent already thinks I want to eat mice. 2 grams of bones.

Lower estimate: 2g x 900 = about 4 pounds. That's a pile, not a hill.

Higher estimate: 2g x 2,160 = 9 1/2 pounds. That is a bigger pile, but still not a hill.

I think the most realistic way he could build the bonehill would be to use the high stone as a base or construct a new one of mudbricks, and then create a "bone facade" on the outside. That's doable.

Other types of prey?

I didn't even bother with calculating other types of prey because RiverClan is already at an obvious disadvantage. They hunt fish. Fish bones are extremely thin, they would be GARBAGE for building with, not even mentioning the horrific reek they'd be letting out.

ShadowClan would be pulling all the weight, and forcing RiverClan cats to only hunt mice, water voles, etc, reducing their overall yield

But what about big prey? Ok-- what sorts of big prey can they actually hunt? We only know of two possibilities; sheep and deer. RiverClan is already at a disadvantage here, because they don't hunt terrestrial prey. What about ShadowClan? Probably also at a disadvantage here, as hunters in marshland. We have also never seen them take down an animal so large.

Scavenging, perhaps? They could find deer bones... dog bones... sheep bones maybe.

In conclusion

Logistically there's no way for Tigerstar to have produced enough bones to make a solid hill that three cats can perch on, however, it would be possible to cover a mud facade in bones.

In order to do that, Tigerstar had to be pushing his warriors to break the code and abuse the land they were hunting on, while forcing RiverClan to hunt unsuitable prey, and force his warriors to eat very carefully as to not break any prey bones that need to be used for building.

It may have been helpful for Tigerstar to include the bones of large animals such as sheep and deer from scavenging, or to kill large predatory animals such as foxes and badgers.

All of that said, it's ok because the bonehill was very cool and that's actually the only reason WC needs to do anything, imo.

#Funny you mention that because I was just thinking of how I named my rewrite after this URL #but the URL didn't actually initially have any meaning. I just picked one of my favorite prefixes and suffixes. I should make it a referenc #tigerstar #tigerclan #bonehill #warrior cats #warrior cats analysis

[knghtlock]

guess who got a surprise day off!!! :3

#ooc.exe #TEEHEE! #gonna probably start setting up the new blog today #i don't know if i'll make an actual theme or keep it dash only like i've been doing #but i am going to rewrite my rules doc and clarify a few things #between work & moving to a new place the PLAN is to have it up before or on february 14th ; hotaru's birthday #i'm also settling on a url and all that jazz #i'm kinda attached to arclock bc i used it as a placeholder in my promo lol #and changing it would mean remaking the whole thing #my main verse is still going to be primarily destiny - based with a more streamlined “general” verse #which will have about the same energy as encountering mo.thman in the wild DFJKHLDJKL:GH #ne ways! i'm gonna get to work!

[chironschariot]

@techdeckgodhood

#ohhhhh my god#look at all that hair where do you keep it all#and your little no place like home shoes#or no place like hive i suppose do you guys even have the wizard of oz#its probably called something wild like#where a little girl and her barkbeast get sucked up by a hurricane and dropped in an acid trip

Thankfully I knowv vwhat VWizard of Oz is 8uy the human title. VWe have activwe human occupants here in our timeline/univwerse. They tend to have much shorter and aptly named titles for movwie. Also yeah that vwas the title of the muse. Minus the acid trip part. "Girl and her 8east8east Sucked up 8y a tornado and murder a woman"

Also hello zz:::)

#;ic #;techdeckgodhood #;ooc: not me speeding 5 mins rewriting that url.

[starcchild]

((my brain is basically mush so I'm just gonna be lurking for a while before going to bed!

#ground control (ooc) #((I am;;; kinda here so I can always attempt to chat ooc but no promises rn because my brain really is just. jello)) #((mainly lurking on the reboot blog for this guy to get things organized so once the rewrite is done I can just change the url to add links #and then be done with that))

[risingsunresistance]

huh, well that was a weird glitch

#hey tumblr i think ur tracking urls dont work if you use them to redirect to the app 😁😁😁 #maybe get rid of the tracking info 😁😁😁😁😁 #i could have cleared it out myself but i am not patient enough to rewrite a url on a phone lmao #chat

[chmerical]

kate schmidt is 5'1" with 6'5" energy and i just :')

#i just rewatched the movies #& the brainrot is real #justice for kate schmidt #she was meant to take her place among the stars ;-; #brb just gonna rewrite canon so she can <3 #anyway i been writing her on discord and T___T #she's bae #i wanna write her more tbh #fighting the urge to make her a solo blog #even tho i saved a url #ksdfkd #— ❛❛ // OOC ¦ the gremlin speaks ・ 「 general ! 」

[epithmia-moved]

since that’s gonna be a big transition too in deriving the bits of mana I’m keeping and the parts rewriting from their xiv origins ( which is about maybe 60% of it ) and completely crafting a new setting and canon for them im gonna announce rn that anything I’m writing for on this blog in the coming months will be things I’ve had hidden away in drafts for a long time already + things that have been plotted out with others in detail. i don’t know how much of creating mana more of their own lore ( and now world building ) will change them, not too much in core attributes and personality, but uh, things are gonna be different ❤️

#and I may just. transfer towards the end of the entire process to a new blog #under the same url and everything but that one is a heavy maybe #depends how I feel going forward once all the rewrites are done #probs might also reblog that recent meta since that’s #currently the only big example and taste of what kind of rewrite and content #mana is gonna get in this work around #➢ ooc . #➢ tbd .

[timeandspacelord]

I have never seen the miraculous ladybug but because of you I have now read that entire bakery enemies au comic and it is SO CUTE

Isn't it??? I am currently more invested in the comic than I am in the actual show jfjdkskdbfjdks

#highest honour: getting someone to enjoy something incredible when they have no other reason to be invested 💕 #miraculous the show holds a very strange place in my brain bc I like it but I also really dislike some of the choices + its creator #miraculous the fandom/fan creations holds a much dearer place in my heart bc there're some insanely talented creators who make great things #I also recommend the Scarlet Lady AU comic although that's considerably longer and much more show-adjacent #by which I mean Zoe is essentially rewriting most episodes of the show #if you like Adrien and Marinette it changes their dynamic up from the show in a different way than the BEAU does but it's equally cute #also Zoe's art style is adorable and makes me happy just thinking about it #but yeah I'm so glad I was able to get you into the BEAU comic!!! I love it so much #it's such an excellent mix of funny tragic adorable and heaping loads of dramatic irony #asks #answered #snailtiddies420 #btw your url makes me smile every time I see it in my notifs lol

[hotspurpercy]

pomegranatewife >> wifewulf

#judith.txt #exciting things coming!!! #aka i'm almost done with exams #and about to throw myself into rewriting askoh #so i thought a suitably wolfy url approriate

[jasonbrenner]

three threads away from empty drafts and the new blog

#the blog is entirely ready do i give the url out now while im still postin things djkfshd #im just excited ab the carrd and the lore rewrite i want u all to see it

[endbeginning]

wish i kept a list of every multi ive ever had in order w muse lists attached

#me spending 3h going thru the trail of posts that say 'moved to __' vs the One Blog that went 'moved to a new blog. like this and ill follow #and never mentioned the url at all so i dont know what came next #it was recent enough that it was in the last few blogs but not recent enough 2 be the last blog #and. frankly. i do not care enough #except i do bc mr standalls not showing on any of the muse lists i can find and frankly if i dont find him in an old muse list #he will be removed bc i dont wanna rewrite his info lmao #i Know ive had him on a blog before......... im so sure of it......... #u know what. i dont care enough actually consider him removed from this blog sdjkfsdh #he was someone i was just kinda 'idk he could be fun to write' but he is not kinda fun enough for this work

[lesbienneanarchiste]

These are shitty pics but I threw together a little notebook using print outs I had used in an old Magnus Archives themed spread in an old journal so I can keep all my episode reviews for both TMA and TMP in their own space, TMA from the blue side back and TMP from the pink side forward. If I had planned ahead I would have printed new stuff out and been less slapdash but also I knew if I waited to do that, I was never going to actually do it and I wanted to have somewhere to review TMP episodes as they release!

#disgruntled octopus #me rewriting my reviews from my TMA relisten where i was like gerryyyyy my beloved!!! is what has sparked the url change btw