#usagi squeaks

[sha-biest]

Has Mikey ever chirped or peeped in front of Gen? Leo in front of Usagi and (most likely) has Raph ever done it in front of Cassandra?

Oh definitely! They are all pretty vocal in my opinion, Mikey often chirps just to get Gen's attention (while simultaneously turning him into a puddle) BUT the first time he peeped at him he was sick and Gen just went NUTS Leo clicked at Yuichi when he was distressed and he always knew that he was getting Leo out of his own head (and shell) when he started to chirp and literally sound more chipper. Raph just.. squeaks. He's still a mess around Cassandra and Cass knows this. She is absorbing the squeaks.

[tvb0y]

The Third Wheel

( Enjoy This Cute little Leosagi ( Ft Donnie ) Oneshot! )

Donnie Reached for a slice of pizza, stretching their hand just far enough across the table to grab a slice, bringing it back to themself and taking a small bite, their focus directed to their phone.

" Donnie!" Leo Hissed, scooting ever so slightly closer to Donnie, to which Donnie completely ignored. Keeping their eyes locked down on their phone.

" Donnie Pleaseee!!" Leo Whined, Now Shoulder To shoulder with his twin, looking up at him with puppy dog eyes.

Donnie, Being Feed up with their twin, groaned and placed their phone down on the table, now directing their gaze down at their 'twin' brother. Their eyes narrowing as they rubbed their head. "What... What Could You Possibly Need Nardo-?"

Leo, Who for some reason looked very nervous, inhaled a shaky breath, his cheeks flushing a soft red. "Uhh... So You know that waiter that brought us to our table... And brought us our pizza... the Rabbit Guy-?"

Donnie Raised A eyebrow, now curious. "...Yeah-?"

"Do You...Uh... Do You think you could help me ask him out-?"

"... You've Got To Be Shitting Me, Leo.."

" I'm Serious!" Leo Mumbled, Clearly embarrassed, Shrinking in on himself. " H-He's really cute-! And Well.. Uh... I'm bad at romance, Dee.." Leo's gaze directed to somewhere ( Or Someone ) in front of him, seeing this, Donnie Followed his gaze. And There stood the Rabbit Waiter Dude, Standing over near the kitchen. Chatting with some of his friends, Donnie Assumed.

" Leo, I deeply appreciate you." Donnie Sighed, placing a hand on Their Brothers Shoulder. " But I think I can confirm, That neither you or me have love advice or skills to pick up Boys.. Okay-?" Donnie patted him on the shoulder, before going back to his phone. " Good Talk.." Donnie Mumbled Under his breath.

"Donnie!!" Leo Whined Again, snatching Donnie's phone from their hands, to which Donnie Hissed, trying to grab it back. " You are going to help me! Because.. Uh... Because This The Favor I get for covering up that Atomic Lass fanfic incident!"

Donnie's mouth hanged up, prepared to make a snarky response back, But ended up just shutting their mouth, pouting and crossing their arms. "Fine...." Donnie Groaned.

" Ok Good, So the Plan Is-"

" Can I Get You Guys The check?"

Both Twins Squeaked, shocked by the sudden voice of none other, The Waiter, Who raised a eyebrow at the response he was given, a small smirk growing on his lips.

While Leo Started Making ( Awkward ) Small Talk with the waiter, Donnie was quickly scanning over the guy. Donnie Could see what Leo saw in him. He was, In Leo terms, 'Cute.' With Red Eyeliner ( Just For Under his eyes ) with his ears pinned back in a ponytail, ( Which Donnie found impressive.) Donnie Half-way trusted this guy with their Brother's well-being. And with that analysis, Donnie slipped a pen out of his bag and started to, very quietly, write down Leo's Number on a spare napkin.

Soon Enough, The waiter brought back the check and started collecting the plates, Leo was in the Men's room. Perfect timing. Donnie tapped the waiter's shoulder, to which the waiter perked up and looked over at them. " Yes?"

Donnie pushed the napkin across the table, letting it rest in front of the waiter. " My brother thinks you're attractive, Here's his Number. You better call him." Donnie replied blankly.

The waiter flushed red, snatching the napkin up and gently stuffing it into his pocket, collecting the rest of the plates in the meantime. As the waiter started to leave, he turned back to face Donnie, To which he gave them a small nod and a silent thank you.

Donnie chuckled to themself, not even realizing Leo slipped back into the booth, nudging donnie in the side. " Thanks Dee." Leo Smiled brightly, clearly happy with the situation.

Donnie shrugged, playing it off as if it were nothing. but secretly, they were sorta happy for their brother. "Don't Mention It."

" Oh, And By the Way. I found out the Guy's Name, It's Usagi."

The End (?)

Notes:

Donnie Uses They/Them pronouns in this Oneshot.

I Might continue this or not, Idk. Maybe i'll move it to ao3 if it get's enough valid attention. This was really just to help me get back to writing.

Thanks for reading my ROTTMNT Oneshot! <3

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise season 3 #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #tcest dni #tmnt #save rottmnt #rise leo #rise donnie #rise usagi #rottmnt leonardo #leosagi #donnie tmnt #rottmnt oneshot #oneshot #im mentally unwell #tmnt leosagi #yuichi usagi #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #rottmnt fanfiction

[shittygaypornmagazine]

Full Lair dumbasses in the bleachers of the TMNT au competition (ft. TFLB Donnie) be like:

One of the things Nardo did not plan for was ending up on a basketball court. But in his defence, it’s not like he is against it. On the contrary: the familiar feeling of the wooden floor, the squeaking of shoes, the adrenaline and sweat in the air, together with the iconic plastic-rubber smell of the balls makes him at least twice happier than any other place he had been in for quite a while. Especially since the apocalypse.

“You go, Don!�� he laughs from the bleachers, waving his hands in a cheer for his multiverse-brother from another mother.

“Shut the hell up,” the guy mumbles, climbing to the seats next to him, dragging his nailed bat behind him. “I keep getting jumped, it’s… Eugh…”

“You?” Nardo laughs. “Last time I checked-”

“Do not mention the cult.”

“But-”

“I have a bat, Nardo. And I am not afraid to use it.”

“You should listen to him,” Usagi says, sitting on Nardo’s other side, texting someone on his phone.

“Why?” Nardo blinks.

“Leo says he sneaked to the little you's section,” Sagi replies, smirking. “I’m going to need your pretty face for this tournament.”

“Oh, so you don’t need my pretty face on the regular?”

“Oh Spirits, can someone time-zap me back to when I didn’t have to deal with that?!” Donnie cries out.

“Shut it, Don,” Nardo shushes him. “My boyfriend is talking.”

“What did you just call me?” Usagi frowns.

“Hmm? Oh. OH! Uh. I-”

“And here I thought we had something serious going on.”

“Sagi, I was the one who proposed, you can’t blame me for blacking out for a second.”

“You blacked out? During the proposal? Wow. Way to go, Leon.”

“Take me out of my misery,” Donnie mumbles, banging his head on the seat in front of his.

well, as we all know Donnie WAS taken out of his misery in @tmntaucompetition 's poll (last week I think it was? or begging of this one?) so one of his wishes came true; now it's Nardo's turn to deal with the basketball court shenanigans :)))

#full lair propaganda #full lair #the future left behind #rottmnt future donnie #rottmnt future leonardo #rottmnt usagi

[suiseisyojo]

to belong in a magician's hat.

「sakasaki natsume x akiyama reine // natsurei + platonic wataru」 ↳ commission for @kunehori ! wc: 1,592 a/n: thank you sooo much for commissioning me! kohaku and i thank you dearly♡

They say a single rabbit is a lonely rabbit—that they’re social creatures who thrive in having company. But for Reine, who has always been on her own, she found herself occluding the radiance she didn’t know she had by hiding in the shadows and small, makeshift burrows away from others.

How long has she been doing this?

“Are the lights not fixed yet?” Natsume’s mellifluous words caressed Reine’s ears as he leaned over her petite frame, golden eyes probing the way her fingers moved punctiliously across the control panel.

Shaking her head in disappointment, Reine’s vexation towards herself bypassed the way the tips of her ears brightened up from the propinquity between her and Natsume. “I can’t seem to figure out the timing between the third set and the chorus⋯ No matter how many times I adjust it, it’s always off somehow⋯”

The noise of the booth’s door creaking open resonated within the compact space, galvanizing the pair into leering over at Anzu who had just timorously stepped inside, her voice meek yet filled with benignity as she asked, “Do you two need some help?”

“Ah, Kitten♪” Natsume’s eyes appeared to twinkle as soon as Anzu padded in, those elusive and charming sparkles making Reine’s heart ache. “Little bunny and I are trying to rearrange the lights for Switch’s upcoming Live.”

“I don’t mind taking a look at it,” Anzu proffered her expertise, glancing between Reine and Natsume as they made way for her to examine the panel, “Switch always has elaborate light shows during their performances. It can be pretty tricky.”

The way Natsume and Anzu talked to each other⋯ it was cordial, familiar.

“Thank you; you’re already familiar with how we like them to be. And I want the lights to be perfect, because 「I want my special someone to look at me and fall for me」,” Natsume sent a wink towards Anzu as he beamed.

Reine didn’t like it. She didn’t like it at all; and yet, she still wanted to see that twinkle in Natsume’s eyes forever.

“Um⋯ I-I’ll leave you two to it here,” Reine stammered out before she could even make sense of the entanglement of harrow and pain twisting in the pit of her stomach, “I should go check on Sora-kun⋯!”

And before Natsume or Anzu could even bid her goodbye, Reine rushed from the booth—all while ignoring the pair of eyes that followed her figure.

✧.

In the palm of her hands, Reine gaped at the stars scintillating there—wanting to stop them from slipping through her fingers, yet slowly cleaving her hands apart in order to fulfill their true potential.

Ever since she bound herself to a personal contract, Reine had been making subtle (or at least in her eyes) efforts to garner opportunities for Natsume and Anzu to be alone together; or to have them think of the other.

Unfortunately, each attempt, no matter how little, exacerbated the queasiness coating the seams of Reine’s body.

Why did she have to feel so sick all the time? So tired? So exhausted in a way that only leaves her feeling worse?

Asleep in the sunshine, with her silhouette still standing, Reine was incognizant to the boisterous and spirited presence approaching from behind her.

“Ta-da!☆” Copious doves went flying around Reine as Wataru popped up next to her head, cheek almost pressing against hers. He only ascertained she was startled awake when she relinquished a panicked squeak. “Oya? You were asleep, Usagi-chan?”

“Y-Yeah⋯” Reine heaved an anxious exhale as a yawn soon followed, her glossy lips parting cutely.

“No wonder my birdies were reluctant to pop out! My apologies,” Wataru expressed his contrite with a sigh of his own, his hands promptly gripping her waist as he guided her to the nearby benches, “Still, it’s dangerous to sleep in the middle of the walkways!”

That’s when Reine realized her location outside Yumenosaki, small body being nestled down by the ever-eccentric senpai. Even she knew she never would’ve done that normally—falling asleep in the open? Without hiding?—and she had no choice but to blame it on the pulsating pain searing her core.

Was she allowed to feel jealous when she’s the one trying to pair two people up? When she’s the one stabbing herself over and over again?

“I know, I’m sorry,” Reine apologized to Wataru, albeit she could tell her own tone was disheartened and gloomy when she hadn’t meant to sound so execrable.

“You seem trouble, Usagi-chan,” Wataru observed smoothly as he sat himself down beside her, silvery locks descending over his shoulders as his head tilted towards her, “I’m a pretty good listener; I’ll hear what’s plaguing your heart with sadness♪”

Wataru talked even funnier than Natsume, but Reine supposed that’s because he is the one who taught Natsume a lot of his magical tricks. Could she even trust Wataru with her own feelings like this? They hadn’t really interacted much before⋯

“I-I’m not sad,” Reine corrected, strained voice and half-lidded gaze betraying her want to stay calm-and-collected, “I’m disappointed all my efforts aren’t being seen.”

“Your efforts? You aren’t talking about your work as a producer, are you?” Wataru hummed, his shrewdness once again bursting forth like confetti from a true magic show.

“No⋯ I’m talking about Natsume-kun and Anzu-chan,” Reine elucidated, trembling fingers playing with the hem of her skirt as she gathered her hands in her lap, “I’ve been trying to help them get closer, but it just hasn’t been working.”

Reine wanted them to hurry up and realize their feelings so that she can start to stitch together her broken heart; start to pick up the shattered pieces and heal. Because she was in love with Natsume.

“Oh, Usagi-chan, you’re trying to play cupid?” Wataru suspired with sympathy in his words, reaching his hand forward to tilt her head up with his fingers, “It’s not working because you’re pulling the arrow from your own body.”

Perplexity suffused through the aperture leading to her thoughts, and Reine couldn’t fathom the unorthodox articulation. “What do you mean, Wataru-senpai?”

“You’re trying to make the vestiges reach somewhere they were never supposed to be,” Wataru further said, only magnifying her confusion as his finger pokes over her chest, “the magic you’re looking for is already long gone.”

Wataru was definitely an even weirder wizard than Natsume.

✧.

Reine couldn’t understand what Wataru was talking about, the equivocations behind his remarks feeling more akin to a curse than a spell, and she continued to be left alone with her thoughts as she rested her head upon an abundance of towels whilst curling herself into a ball.

Images of Natsume’s enthralling visage coruscated in her head as her eyes fluttered shut, the way he looked at Anzu—the way they talked and laughed together. It hurt.

Natsume was the one who pulled her from burying herself completely, who’s dazzling smile and spells saved her time and time again. And here she was again, trying to conceal herself after all the protests she’s lived through.

Squeezing her eyes shut with more force, as if her negative thoughts impelled her to do so, Reine bawled as the door to her nesting spot was ripped open.

“Found you~♪ You were in here, little bunny,” it was Natsume’s countenance that enveloped her vision as her blue irises blinked rapidly, lashes flitting, “You sure love this broom closet.”

“H-How⋯?” Reine faltered in her words as his appearance before her obfuscated her mind, nearly causing her to blank out, “No, what are you doing⋯ Were you looking for me?”

Crouching down onto his knees, Natsume bowed himself down to her diminutive height as she remained laying on the closet flooring; cleaning towels and rags cushioning her body. “Why did you run away earlier?” he questioned, squinting his eyes to evince an iota of tetchiness.

“Run away?” Reine swallowed thickly, perceiving that faint annoyance in Natsume and wanting to cringe away from it. She knew what he was alluding to, yet she was too bewildered to properly talk with him.

“As if you have any business with Noeri-senpai. You’re so obvious,” Natsume in spite of the festering defeatism felt his lips curving into a unbridled half-grin, “You always have the same excuse when leaving. Are you trying to be subtle?”

“What.”

This conversation was happening too fast for Reine to unravel and register—and yet, Natsume continued.

“So, tell me⋯ what are you doing here instead of by my side?” Natsume asked softly, the melodic power his voice retains gripping her as another frown overturns his mouth. “I have fun playing with Kitten, but I miss you too much to enjoy myself to the fullest.”

They say rabbits can die of loneliness.

Dewy tears coalesced in Reine’s eyes as she fixated on Natsume, the pain that’s been besetting her spilling over in the form of a choked sob, “I’m trying to help you find happiness.”

The stress of losing a beloved companion or partner can be all too much to bear.

“Haah, I already found my happiness,” Natsume reassured her, bringing his hand forward, “I found it in this closet a long time ago.”

It’s time to stop hiding—the brightness she yearned to belong to her is right in front of her. Sliding her hand into Natsume’s, Reine felt herself being pulled from the darkness once again.

Not able to squander another moment, Natsume pressed Reine’s body up against his and brought his lips to her cheeks; kissing away each and every glistening tear.

It’s been inside her all along.

#yume fics #commissions #natsurei

[daidonzo]

Chapter 18 - Brown eyes, I hold you near [Chishiya x Reader]

"You broke your nose. It happens."

"To who?"

"Boxers?"

"You didn't just say that."

"What?"

"You are telling me "ohhhhh, it happens" as if breaking my nose was the most normal thing in the world and when I ask, my dear, my love, my sweetheart, light of my life, my moon, my stars, who does that happen to… You say people who literally punch each other's faces for a living!?"

Chishiya chuckled, and Kuina burst into laughter. But you were not laughing at all. Your nose was broken, which meant it was crooked, which meant you looked ugly. And one would believe looking ugly should have been the least of your concerns in a place where you were doomed to die if you didn't play stupid, psychotic games. But they would be really, really wrong.

The blonde man was holding your face between his hands, examining your now officially declared broken nose.

"You never called me any of those things."

"What do you mean?"

"Dear, love, sweetheart. Light of your life, your moon, your stars."

You were shooting daggers with your eyes. Kuina was almost on the ground, wheezing and squeaking from laughing so much.

"It's not that bad. You still look very pretty."

"You used to say beautiful before."

"You still look beautiful. But…"

"But!?"

"You are bruised under your eyes. It will go away, but you look slightly bloated. Your lips too."

"Have you ever seen anyone getting a nose surgery?" The woman with dreadlocks intervened, still wearing her blue bikini, but now also wearing jeans on top. You had all changed outfits - Chishiya was wearing grey sweatpants, a darker grey t-shirt and a grey and white cardigan (the man knew his color theory and was sticking to it). You were wearing jeans as well, although not bedazzled like Kuina's and a funny graphic t-shirt in your favorite color.

"Kuina!" You cried out.

"Your lips tho… You look like Angelina Jolie."

Both of your friends (was Chishiya your friend? Was he something more? What was he? Sometimes you thought you were lovers, sometimes merely very good friends) were having fun, and you were glad for it. But, did the punchline need to be your face?

You were on your way to a subway station, Chishiya had said. He had found a drawing, even before you met, in the jacket of a player who had tried to kill them in the game he had shared with Arisu and Usagi, that he just recently realized was a map. To you, it looked like a circle with a million lines.

"Do you keep and carry with you every little piece of paper you find?" You had messed with him.

"No. Just this one. Ah, and your drawing of a tree." He got the piece of paper out of his pocket, unfolded it, and showed you. And there it was.

You honestly hadn't been paying too much attention after that moment, lost in his brown eyes as you were while he was telling the story, but you had gathered that the person in question had been wearing a horse mask and that Chishiya thought he had been the dealer of the game, just like Asahi was of the ten of hearts.

You, of course, wanted to know what the deal with the dealers was, as redundant as that sounded. But, just for a day or two, you needed a break. The three of you had days on your visa, all of the numbered cards and were alive. So you had decided not to think about it.

It wasn't working out well, since your friends kept bringing it up. They were not like you, they didn't like to use ignorance as a coping mechanism.

But… Now at least they were focused on your nose. And whole face, apparently.

"Don't worry." The blonde man said, pressing for a second his lips against your forehead. "You will heal."

"Will it look crooked?" You asked in a tiny voice, wondering if he would feel pity for you and it would earn you another one of those kisses.

"No."

There were no more signs of affections, but at least the news were good.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- You cussed on your mother tongue.

You had finally reached the place in Chishiya's map. It was, indeed, an incredibly tall and futuristic-looking room that one would access through subway tunnels.

It was… Hard to describe. It almost reminded you of a beehive. Or of a betting house. Both, actually. There were plenty of computers and screens, maybe even hundreds of the latter. Headphones, pens, papers, chairs and other office materials were scattered around. And corpses. So many corpses.

People that were killed by the laser in the sky, judging by the hole on their heads and on their chins. And not long ago, as they hadn't begun to rot.

You were about to say something, but Chishiya grabbed you by the arm. "Come, someone else is here."

And he was right, of course, because no less than five minutes later Arisu and Usagi entered the room. Chishiya's posture visibly relaxed, making you realize just now he had been tense since he had heard footsteps. What was going on inside that beautiful head of his, and why couldn't he let you and Kuina know?

"So you finally found this place, as expected from someone I have high hopes for." Chishiya said, letting you go and walking towards Arisu, and you almost had to contain a laugh. You literally, had arrived maybe 10 minutes ago. Maximum. The smile on your face lingered for a few seconds until all the corpses came into your peripheral vision. It faltered, then. "We meet again." The blonde man continued.

"Probably Arisu and Usagi are not excited as you since you betrayed them." You thought to yourself, but said nothing, not wanting to bring it up. You had avoided talking about it, as well, trying to tell yourself that if you were to love Chishiya, you had to love all of him. Including his Machiavellian manoeuvres.

"Thanks to you guys, I have all the numbered playing cards with me. So, thank you." The blonde man showed them the cards, curving his lips upwards.

"How did you find this place?" Arisu asked.

Instead of answering, Chishiya showed him the drawing he had found in the body of the horse-faced dealer. "Took me some time to realize this is actually a map, of a subway station." He put in back into his jacket, walking aimlessly around the room, hands in his pockets. "What happens when we collect all the playing cards? I thought I would know the answer after I came here. But there's only one thing I discovered."

"That makes one of us." You whispered, low enough none of them could hear you, looking at Kuina from the corner of your eye, who seemed as clueless as you. You had your own theories, of course. One of them and your particular favorite was that you were actually in something like The Truman Show, a reality television program, and there were hidden cameras everywhere, broadcasting your every movement to the whole world. Hi mum, hi dad! But it was not plausible.

Other had to do with George Orwell's 1984… Wait, that one actually made sense.

"Judging by the fact that they were all killed after our victory…"

"There's someone above them." You said, out loud, everyone in the room looking at you. You felt cohibited all of a sudden, but after seeing the proud look on Chishiya's face, you decided you were going to share your conjectures in public more often, crazy as they seemed.

Big Brother was still watching, then.

"But who could they be?" Usagi wondered.

"Who knows? They could be aliens. Or God himself." Chishiya was still looking at you, and you tried to hide a smile by pressing your lips together. You knew he was messing with you. You had told him about those two theories.

The screens around you started to flicker, and power turned on in the building.

SPECIAL URGENT BROADCAST.

"Congratulations to all players!" A woman's voice exclaimed, excitedly. You got closer to Kuina, who had the best vision out of the five of you, but also placed yourself as near as possible to Chishiya, suddenly feeling scared and wanting the comfort of his presence.

The woman was nothing but a blurry figure at the beginning. When the image focused, you all saw Mira. One of The Beach's Executive Members.

Big Brother was not only watching, he had been infiltrated between you. All this time.

"With the exception of the face card games all of you have cleared all of the numbered games so far, and emerged victors. A sweet victory achieved by sacrificing numerous lives. I wonder… how many of your comrades have died?" Her face was so innocent, so pure. She looked like a person who wouldn't even hurt a fly.

"Try remembering… Those that were shot dead with a gun." You didn't need to think too hard, as images of players getting shot started to play on the screens. "That girl you burned alive." One of Arisu's games, in which him and four others were screaming in panic, the body of a girl burning in front of them. "Those struck with the lasers, and those who drowned." This time, you saw yourself, chained by your legs to the bottom of a glass container, screaming guesses to stupid riddles in agony. "Those whose heads were blown off. Those comrades of yours." Images of the massacre at The Beach. Of other games.

"The despair you've felt so far and those dying moments that you can never forget. I'm extremely touched!" No, what she was, is a psychopath. "We would like to give you a present."

"Are you returning us to the original world?" Kuina deadpanned.

You knew the answer before Mira said anything.

"There will be new games!" Please, no. "Let's play together! You'll fight for face cards!"

"I don't dislike the idea." Chishiya whispered, but he was looking at you. His hand finding yours once more.

You were surprised at how calm and collected you were. The realization that you had absolutely no power or control over your life hadn't affected you at all. And you knew why.

You had been expecting it.

You had been hopeful, yes, but no matter how much you liked to play dumb, you were not stupid. You sighed, and to Chishiya's interrogating look, you simply nodded.

You were fine.

You would play the games.

You would survive.

"The next stage will commence tomorrow at noon." Mira announced.

"At least one thing is different…" Arisu hadn't taken his eyes off of the screen. "Now we are seeing our target."

You left the building to appear at the centre of Shibuya, where all of the screens were showing "NEXT STAGE" in all caps, as if it was the more exciting thing to ever happen. Giant zeppelins were flying through the city, each of them displaying one of the remaining cards.

"We are going to get through this." Chishiya's voice. You realized you hadn't spoken a word yet.

"I know."

"I am not going anywhere."

"I know."

He smiled.

"I love you."

You were this close to saying "I know" for a third time, just like Han Solo did in Star Wars. But that was not like you. You looked at him in the eyes, feeling butterflies, wasps, bees, fireflies, beetles and every fluttery-insect in the animal kingdom inside of you. He loved you.

Everything was going to be okay.

"I love you, too."

And then, the noise of an anti-tank rifle being shot.

#chishiya x fem!reader #chishiya x reader #chishiya fanfic #chishiya angst #chishiya #chishiya fluff #chishiya fic #shuntaro chishiya x reader #chishiya x you #chishiya x y/n #aib chishiya #chishiya alice in borderland #chishiya shuntaro #shuntaro chishiya #Spotify #as much as you want

[pizzaback]

i love the artistic choice to fill the wilderness of usagi yojimbo’s feudal japan with little squeaking lizard-dinos, what’s up with that

#op

[seasaltcosmos]

Scenario, Leo sneezes but it's the same way red eared slider turtles sneeze, which is basically small high pitched squeak that's kinda like a rubber toy

and unbeknownst to him Usagi (and the rest of the boys) was behind him and heard it and is just ".... Oh my god, that was fucking adorable???!!!!" and is just tearing up with joy while holding his hands over his mouth, meanwhile Raph n Mikey are on the floor holding their chests, crying like Usagi while Donnie recorded the whole thing but still silently happy crying

and Leo is just standing there horrified n flustered, poor guy thinks he ruined his reputation at being handsome n cool RIP xD

BTW, this is the turtle sneeze https://youtu.be/6tRbxu3JdLw 🥰

usagi: awwww you sneeze like a kitten!

leo: 😡

[averagedog-writer]

I SEE your "Yuichi Usagi is an adult with a son" and I RAISE YOU "Yuichi Usagi fills the role of Bobby, and his SON is the Sagi in Leosagi"

Tbh this scene is really just a potential concept, I'm playing around with backstory ideas for the fic (but I might be so incredibly off base with it </3), I wanted to include the Usagis somehow

I'm thinking that, maybe (if the fic miraculously goes that far into the story), Miyamoto could be a member of the Men of Letters, Yuichi is his son (or grandson), raising his son, Jotaro, as a single father

So, um, anyway, here's a lil thingy I wrote (@beanstalk-nicholas this is my apology for chapter five constantly Being Late </3)

“You guys are gonna love him! And he’s gonna love you too!” Mikey beamed and jumped to the porch, “Uncle Usagi pretty much raised Raph and I when Dad wasn’t able to, he taught us most of what we know about hunting.”

“Does he live up to his name?” Donnie raised an eyebrow.

“Uncle wise?”

“Oh, no, Usagi. It’s Japanese for rabbit.”

“Oh!” Mikey turned and knocked a pattern onto the door, “you’ll see.”

Leo yawned and stretched his arms over his head, casually letting his eyes wander the junkyard. He thought this was Donnie’s kind of place, rows and rows of scrap metal and machinery, all untapped. Donnie couldn’t bring himself to think the same, his eyes were locked on Mikey. Leo flinched as Raph tensed his muscles, his eyes shot to him as he rolled his neck.

Mikey perked up as the door pulled in. A white rabbit stood over him with a smile, leaning on a cane with a cigarette in his hand. “Thought I told you to call me before you visited.”

“Ojisan!” Mikey held his arms out, laughing as Yuichi wrapped around him. “Sorry we didn’t call, we’ve been super busy.”

“I can see,” Yuichi pulled away and clapped his shoulder, looking past him. “Raphael?”

“Hai, Ojisan?” Raph took a step forward.

“Your turn,”

Leo leaned to Donnie and whispered, “Wish they’d talk to us like that,”

“The difference here is they respect him.” Donnie muttered back. Leo huffed and crossed his arms.

Yuichi pulled away from Raph and tapped his arm, stepping around him and down the stairs. Leo’s shoulders tensed as he got closer, Donnie grabbed his hand. Yuichi took in a breath and held his hands in front of him, nodding a little. The twins each sat their free hands on a paw.

“Yoshi came to me the day you were taken from him,” Yuichi gripped their hands, “I had only met you once. I never thought I would have the chance to meet you again.”

Yuichi led the boys into the house, waving to his right as Raph kicked the door shut. “Please, make yourselves at home, I promise the couch is clean. I was just about to make dinner, I can make it for six.”

Mikey gasped, “So, he’s home?”

“Of course he’s home,” Yuichi passed through the living room, limping into the kitchen, “he should be down soon.”

“Thank you, Ojisan.”

“So, are we related to him, or..?” Leo whispered.

“No,” Raph laughed and fell into the couch, “Pops and Oji were friends growin’ up, they might as well be brothers.”

Leo hummed and crossed the room, standing over the couch as Donnie took an empty spot. Mikey waited anxiously in the doorway, bouncing on the balls of his feet. His arms were crossed over his chest as he stared at the floor.

Mikey beamed and turned as footsteps thundered quickly down the stairs. “Mikey!” Another rabbit jumped off the bottom step, landing perfectly around Mikey.

“Jojo!” Mikey laughed and stomped his feet as he held him back. They were both beaming, squeezing each other as hard as they could.

They finally pulled apart, the rabbit resting his hands on the back of Mikey’s neck, Mikey holding his wrists. They were squeaking and chirping at each other, having a conversation completely unintelligible to the other boys.

#rottmnt #rottmnt spn au #rottmnt au #rottmnt fic #rottmnt fanfiction #rise of the tmnt #this shit is taking over my fucking liiiife #tmnt fanfiction #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2k18 #fic snippet #fanfic

[cure-stars]

🐁"A HOPEFUL HEART, WITH A SQUEAK COMES TO LIFE !! ENTERTAIN THE WORLD, CURE MOUSE !!" 🖌️

so basically i was hyperfixating on epic mickey back in november i think it was?? after binge reading ronpa and friends and you know what?? i decided to make cures based off of mickey and oswald just for the heck of it !! so this is mariko nezumi, a friendly and curious girl who seems to have trouble deciding on what she wants to do in life. she's naturally optimistic, and really tries her best to trust everyone she meets, in an attempt to befriend them. she usually gets really nervous around big events though, and ends up forcing herself into smiling through a bad situation.

using the power of the hopeful toon badge, a mouse fairy named squeaks, and her partner omorichi usagi, mariko can transform into cure mouse !! together she and omorichi's alter ego cure rabbit make up the duo that is entertaining cartoon precure, fighting to restore colour and creativity back to a world consumed by darkness !!

#mellohi draws stuff #epic mickey #mickey mouse #precure #precure oc #fancuries fyc #fancuries #mariko nezumi #cure mouse #entertaining cartoon precure

[whowouldwininafite]

Tournament Tuesday, Week 5 Wrapped

In a week with close calls and clear victories, 8 more competitors have advanced to the next round.

Usagi’s purity meant that Johnny Blaze couldn’t harm a hair on her head, and romped to a comfortable win, while Tom Nook continues with his oath of destruction, taking out Moe Szyslak.

Winry’s technical offensive won over Professor Layton, but Saitama couldn’t one-punch a boneless puppet, giving Kermit a deserved victory.

Tigger finally ran out of bounce as he was overpowered by Sara Bellum, meanwhile Hong Kong Phooey may be quicker than the human eye, but Roronoa Zoro put him to the sword(s) and came out on top.

Finally, Popeye was strong to the finish once again, squeaking to victory over Sokka’s tactical approach, and despite a strong start, Leela couldn’t keep Pochita down, who came from behind to steal a last minute win.

These eight victors will pair off against each other next week;

Usagi Tsukino vs Sara Bellum

Roronoa Zoro vs Pochita

Popeye vs Kermit the Frog

Tom Nook vs Winry

They’ll join with the winners of Week 6, and from there on there’ll be no breaks or rest for the wicked, until a winner is found.

Thanks for reading, and remember to vote in active Fites if you haven’t already. :)

#who would win in a fite #polls #week 5 wrapped #final results

[sha-biest]

I like how in your Golden Future au Mikey has a partner, Leo gets a partner eventually, Donnie doesn't care, and poor Raph is a shy mess.

Oh, Leo has a partner! Pretty much hooked up with Usagi the second he spotted him in Japan (they are both just being stupid about it /aff) Raph will just keep squeaking if you ask him about Cassandra, I guess she will have to take the first step in their case!

[pastery1]

"Don't Tickle me...!" ⚠️Probs Spoiler(?)⚠️

A/N: This movie is the best, hands down. Reccomend it tottally! (Netflix) Now I understand that he has sensitive hearing, so in this fic he's not sensitive to his own laughter or smthing like that.

Trigger(s): Cussing

⚠️Warning⚠️: I DO NOT SHIP KAI AND HIDIKI!!! I DON'T SEE THEM TOGETHER!!! Though if yall do, it's tottaly fine. But don't make it seem like I'm implying that ship in anyway, if u hate the though of Hidiki x Kai. And I'm not sexualling anyone in here. Yes there is a bit of ear play, BUT ONLY TO MAKE IT MORE TICKLISH FOR HIDIKI!!! Ty for ur time😌.

Summary: After Hidiki and Uta got back from whatever the hell they were doing, they stumbled upon Kai tickling Usagi. Kai then realized that Hidiki keeps jumping somewhere everytime without a warning, so Tarzan looking ass decided to get to the bottom of this. Even if it means he's gonna hv to embarrass the bubble jumper infront of his lady friend.🫢

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Hidiki walked in to a room on the boat (don't know any names of the rooms tbh) with Uta tagging a long behind him. They both stopped to a merciously Tarzan, a panting child, the other ppl who was watching, and a freaked out biologist (bc yk, worry wart).

"Hey, come on Kai, Usagi looks like he's gonna die," Makoto started waving her hands in the air to get the long haired ler off of Usagi.

"No way, this is what he gets for stealing my food!" Kai then started to squeeze the youngest sides.

"I SAHHAHAHID IHIHIH WAS SORHRHRHRHY!! STOP!" Usagi finnally managed to pant out.

"Dude, he looks like he had enough," Shin started to become a dad in this situation.

With that, everybody heard a door being shut and in walked a botherless Hidiki and a confused Uta.

"Now, wth hv u two been?!" Kai questioned, not caring but wanted to know the honest answer.

"Dw abt it," Hidiki put back on his headphones to block out the annoying voice.

"No, now I'm curious. U missed out on me wrecking the living shit out of Usagi. I want to know wth is so important!" Kai exclaimed.

"Fuck... u!" The little kid said in between breaths.

"U wanna go for round 3?!" Tarzan turned around with a meanacing grin and wriggling fingers, making the youngest squeak and ran to hide behind Makoto, "That's what I thought."

"U gotta stop these childish games, Kai." Hidiki walked over to a now scary looking teen.

"Come to think of it, ur the only one who hasn't but subdue to a laughing mess, Hidiki," Shin started to slowly get up. "Idet I've seen u laugh b4."

Hidiki started to tense up, stutter, and walk back, "T-That's not true, Ma-Makoto hasn't been tickled ye-yet!"

"That's bc she isn't ticklish," Usagi squeezed her sides to no reaction.

"Say, u don't happen to be ticklish, huh, Hidiki?" Kai threw his hand up squeezing the freightened boi's side, earning a squeak.

"I-I'm not-" Hidiki stammered.

"Alr, so u don't mind us testing it huh?" Shin went behind a now panicking bubble ninja.

Uta didn't know what the hell tickling was, but she was intrigued to hear her 'prince' laugh.

"Please don't tickle me, Kai!" Hidiki yelled.

Now the pink haired men was intrigued on how the chilled boy would sound like when he was tickled. He pounced on Hidiki making them both land on the ground with a thud, "Awwww I thought u said u weren't ticklish." He squeezed the lee's side earning a startled squeak.

"A-Ahhahrlright, I am ticklish. Now u found out, so can u let up?" Hidiki pleaded.

Kai pretended to think abt the answer, "No." With that, he scribbled up and down the younger's sides.

Hidiki clenched his teeth together, trying not to give them the satisfaction they so earn for. "L-Leave me the f-fuck alone!"

"Awww is our sweet little sensitive boy ticklish?" The pinkish haired ler cooed in the younger's ear, making him shriek and hunched his shoulders.

"S-stohohohop!" All that 'managing to hold in his laugh' act, ended when Kai whispered random things in his ear. Quite enough where only him and the lee could hear, but loud enough where it tickled like hell.

'If that made Hidiki break, then that's gotta be his death spot, right?' The youngest out of the group thought. Though Usagi decided to keep that information to himself till they desperately needed it.

Shin held the latter's arms up over his head, so Kai could hv easy access to his whole torso. The one who started this cute ordeal, straddled Hidiki's hips so he was now immobile.

He started to plead and giggle w/o even being tickled. Things like 'Stop', 'Please', 'Have mercy', and 'Don't do it, Kai!'

The long haired teen kept teasing the lee by hovering his hands over his torso, going up and down w/o touching the other. He would go up slowly then down at a fast pace making the one under him giggle and squirm, while protesting. Kai would say teasy comments like, "Awww u can't be this ticklish", or "I'm not even touching u, why r u laughing?", or "Ur face matches my hair color, js a little bit brighter". Anything the ler says will make anyone blush like the lee. Kai js knows how to make one flustered while subdueing them to tickles.

Though, how much fun the older was hving, he decided to get down to business. Thinks to Hidiki's croptop, it exposed half of his upper body. So Kai traced teasy lines and patterns on the now stretched out, toned, bare stomach, making the younger giggle.

"Ka-Kahhahah-Kahahhahahi! St-stahahahp!"

"Ur too cute when ur like this, Idt I'll listen to ur commands, Hidiklee." (Not shipping)

"Dohohn't call me thahahaha-AHT?!" Hidiki squealed when Tarzan looking ass swirled the inside of his navel.

"I'm gonna call u whatever the hell I want, gigglee."

"NAHHAHAHAH!!! St-Stahahahahp!"

"Ohoho, ur in no possition to tell me what to do," Kai then dipped his finger in the exposed belly button.

Hidiki became silent, laughing as tears streamed down his cheeks, but no sound came out of his mouth. His face became bright red, he then began to pant and wheeze.

The pinkish haired teen realized he probably had enough, so he asked one question, "Where did u and juliette go, Romeo?" Kai realized he wasn't gonna js say where they were, so he decided to make a deal, "If u tell me where yall were, then I'll let u go."

"Ahahaharlight.... Ihihihi.... Ihihihi'lll tell... *cough*... you," Hidiki managed to wheeze out catching his breath. "I... We were watering flowers on top of a building...."

Everyone looked at him shocked, "Why didn't u say this before man?" Shin laughed.

"I didn't want yall laughing at me."

"Trust me, we weren't going to laugh at u, Hidiki. It's actually pretty nice to see u letting loose and enjoying nature, instead of being tense and keeping ur emotions to self." Makoto reassured the embarrassed teen.

"Though, ur gonna be punished for not inviting me, Hi-di-ki-" Every pronunciation, Kai poked the latter's ribs.

"NO! No, Please.... Kai u said u would let me go."

"Yh, but now I gotta let out all this rage bc some dumbass didn't think abt inviting his 'bsf'."

The panicked teen looked up to face Shin, "Please.... tell him to let me go. Ur the oldest one here! He'll listen to u, if ur stern!"

The one holding the lee's arms js shrugged, "Sry man, no can do. Kai actually has a point on this one buddy. U can't js exclude ur friends."

There, all his hope has flew out the window, leaving him with a now evil ler who dosen't look like he will stop anytime soon, and three set of eyes all intrigued on what's to come next.

The pinkish haired teen slowly unzipped the younger's croptop to where his chest was still covered up (to keep the child decency) by his croptop shirt that was under his croptop jacket, but it was a muscle shirt so his bare armpits were exposed.

Kai traced up and down Hidiki's arms, starting from his palms all the way to his armpits, then back up again. The lee was giggling with anticipation, wishing this will end soon. Tarzan digged into his exposed under arms, making the latter squeal and kick out.

"STHAHHAP!!! KAIIIII!!"

"Look how flustered he gets~. His leg is rapidly kicking! He acts js like a dog~." Usagi decided to join in on the torment.

Kai heard what the shortest one said and looked back where his head was facing Hidiki's lower half. "Dude, ur js that impatient for me to tickle u down there? Alr I mean if u insist-"

He was cut off by the younger's scream and wildly kicking, "NO!"

The pinkish hair dude laughed at how much this affected the lee, "Ahahahahlright, I'm done."

But before the merciless teen got up off the panting lee, the only one who knows Hidiki's death spot, spoke up, "Wait, Kai! I know his worst spot."

The men on the bottom went wide eyed and started to put all his strength into pulling his arms down, but Shin was holding on to them like his life depended on it. Kai turned around to face a blushing Hidiki, "Oh? Where's that at?" He smirked.

"It's.... his.... ears~" The kid said this in the most teasy, slowest way to keep the latter on edge. Now the lee was fucked.

Shin sat on Hidiki's arms while he held his ears down to where Kai had easy access to the creavus of his ear. He js thought it be the most sensitive. Tarzan scraped one finger, following the outline where his ear met his head, making the younger curse under him.

"F-FUHUHUCK!!! USAHAHAHAGI, I'LL KIHIHIHIL U!"

"Wow~ Hidki, making threats to literal kids now, are we?" Kai teased. "Guess u gotta be punished for that~"

The pinkish haired teen motioned for Shin to let go of his ears, so he can quit the childs play and get down to business.

The ler bent his head so v close to the lee's ear, making anticipatory giggles come out of him. He started to nibble on the other's ear, not to where it hurt ofc.

Hidiki became silent, and he started to cry, like sob. "ST..... ST.... PLE...." He couldn't finish any of his sentences.

Kai realized he had enough, so he began to lick his... ear?

The panicked teen giggled, and panted out, "ehehehhew! Kahahahahi!!! Ur fuhuhuhucking grosss! Sthahahhaap!"

The pink haired teen relented to let the younger one breath actual air. "Dohohon't... ever... dohoho... that again!"

"Sry, brotha, but ur laugh is so hilarious. That was the first time I actually heard u laugh!" Kai said excitedly.

Hidki looked up half way, trying to catch his breath. His now watery eyes, shimmer with revenge, facing a confused pink haired, Tarzan looking, teen. "Yk... I never heard u laugh while being tickled. I never actually seen u get tickled at all honestly."

"What r u playing at?"

"Shin" Hidki called out, making it obvious to the other's on what he was doing, but oblivious to the one who's gonna get the treatment.

The oldest out of all of them ran behind a startled teen, and hooked his arms under Kai's.

"No... Wait! Ur not... ACTUALLY?! Ok, dude I'm serious.... It was a literal joke! Don't tickle me!" Tarzan was kicking and squirming rapidly.

"Funny, I recall saying the same exact thing... but U still fucking tickled me! So I'M gonna stop when I feel like it."

That night ended with Kai getting his own treatment, even though he fucking hated it. He should've never tickled Hidiki in the first place.

#lee #ticklish #anime tickle #anime #ler #tickle #Bubble #Bubble anime #Bubble anime tickle #Hidiki #Hidiki!Lee #Ticklish Hidki #Uta #Usagi #Kai #Shin #Makoto

[goofyrpmaniacs]

Smol!Dot: *makes her best cute face and squeaks*

Kokoro: Oh, Hikari! Can we keep her??

Hikari: *blunt* No.

Kokoro: Ehhhh? Why?! She’s so cute!

Hikari: Yeah, she’s cute. But we can’t “keep” her. You already have Usagi-chan. She’s more than enough.

Kokoro: Mmm…well, at the very least, can we keep her overnight?

Hikari: I don’t know…

Kokoro: *holds up small Dot and pulls out the puppy-dog eyes*

#goofyrpmaniacs

[amoriscustos]

[  𝐀𝐑𝐌  ]  sender  links  arms  with  receiver.

𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦  𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗟𝗘  𝗔𝗡𝗗  𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛  beneath  lightly  scuffed  mary  janes--  the  early  sounds  of  fall  are  here  at  last!  it's  all  giggles  and  bickers  with  the  girls;  voices  overlapping,  limbs  flailing  and  shoving  unassuming  pedestrians,  the  whole  nine  yards.  yes  indeed,  the  buzz  of  after  school  excitement's  in  the  air,  carrying  the  girls  along  their  trek  down  the  streets  of  azabu  juan.  conversation  bounces  between  new crushes  and  homework  and  failed  tests,  with  mina's  not  so  gentle  lilt  booming  above  the  rest  (  𝘱𝘦𝘳  𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭  )  gushing  about  her  latest  idol group  obsession  (  𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳  𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭  )  and  totally  taking  control  of  their  little  scene,  twinkling  eyes  and  all.

it's  the  raven  haired  beauty  who  puts  a  stop  to  the  monologue  she'd  slipped  into,  arm  looping  through  the  crook  of  the  blonde's  elbow  without  missing  a  beat.  a  squeak  of  a  yelp  is  all  she  can  let  out  at  rei's  sharp  tug,  weight  bobbing  from  one  foot  to  the  other  as  she  teeters  towards  falling.  𝙗𝙪𝙩  𝙧𝙚𝙞  𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧  𝙡𝙚𝙩  𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩  𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣  𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙  𝙨𝙝𝙚?  she's  the  sturdy  to  the  love  senshi's  clumsy,  standing  tall  and  proud  as  the  lovefool  steadies  herself,  hand  reached  up  to  clutch  onto  taller  girls  arm.  cheeks  are  burning,  a  rosy  hue  quicky  spreading  over  them,  bright,  ❝  that's  not  nice,  rei-chan.❞  it's  a  whine  that's  followed  by  the  jut  of  her  lower  lip,  pout  on  full  display,  a  stark  contrast  to  rei's  amused  expression.  there's  no  malice,  there  never  is,  in  the  smirk  she's  met  with.  and  like  the  fool  she  is,  𝘩𝘦𝘳  𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘵'𝘴  𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺  𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥,  sheepishness  dancing  at  her  own  lips. 

it's  all  the  conversation  they  need  before  the  sound  of  their  names  breaks  them  out  of  their  bubble.

𝗮𝗹𝗹  𝗮𝘁  𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲  𝗶𝘁'𝘀  𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲  𝘁𝗼  𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁  𝗼𝗳𝗳;  usagi  to  mamo,  mako  and  ami  to  the  crown,  and  rei  and  mina  to..  well,  to  nowhere,  really.  they're  stuck,  stalled  with  blank  blinks  and  sudden  silence  in  the  absence  of  their  friends.  𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦  𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳,  𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥?  hesitation  freezes  the  moment,  uncertainty  delicately  dangling  above  them.  it's  a  moment  minako  will  pounce  on  and  seize,  making  the  call  in  that  all  too  eager  way  of  hers,  impulse  taking  the  lead  as  it  always  does.  her  hands  spring  up  to  rest  on  hips,  hands  balled  into  fists--  a  pint  sized  power  pose,  ❝  the  new  cd  store  calling  us,  rei-chan.  and  i'm  not  taking  no  for  an  answer.  you  owe  me  one  after  being  so  mean!  ❞  there's  no  wait  for  an  answer  before  she  loops  her  arm  through  the  others,  nearly  knocking�� her  off  her  feet  with  the  speed  she's  dragged  off  with,  ❝  keep  up,  okay?  ❞ 

ft. @featherchan // rei hino // prompt ( accepting ! )

#aHHH I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG #hope u like it!!! <3 #stars arc eraaa #˙ * ♡ › venus crystal power make up﹙…﹚act four﹗ #featherchan

[spiritualsimtatyana2000]

Yuichi Usagi: Did Chizu really say that I have a nice, cute butt? Did I just gain a pound like... Am I fat? Or what? Do I look fat in this? Should I be on butt patrol like SpongeBob? No, the people will think I’m crazy if I be on butt patrol, that’ll be worse.

Gen: No, you’re not fat. Don’t call yourself that, that’s self-hatred. What Chizu said about your butt means that she finds you attractive. It’s just that you’re going through changes, like you’re hitting puberty.

Yuichi Usagi: Puberty?

Gen: It’s your testosterones changing you. It happened to me, it happens to everyone, too. Some people hit puberty when they age up. Of course, you’re definitely not fat at all. It’s just that you’re being insecure. But It’s just that Chizu admitted that you got a nice butt, she never called you fat either. You’re strongly thin in a good way, even when you got muscles. Even Spot squeaks in maybe tone, which means you possibly have a nice butt like Chizu said to you. You just gotta be comfortable with your own body, not to be ashamed of yourself and your body and not to be on the butt patrol.

Yuichi Usagi: You’re right, Gen, maybe it is the puberty I’m experiencing. And Chizu’s right, I do have a nice body and a nice, cute butt she said. What she admitted, she does think I’m attractive. Does she like me... more than a friend?

Gen: It depends on, but I do believe she does. People looked at each other’s butts, too. Whether a person finds you attractive, there’s nothing to be ashamed of your own body.

#samurai rabbit #samurai rabbit gen #samurai rabbit the usagi chronicles #usagi x chizu #yuichi usagi #usagi yojimbo #usagi yuichi #fanfic #reference to spongebob

[tempest-toss]

Thoughts, Mission, Report

Malia softly swung herself in her indoor swing. An impressive feat, considering the trailer she was in was moving, but she didn’t earn her spot in the group by being an amateur. She had mastered the trapeze at a young age and mastered her focus alongside it, swinging in a moving trailer was child’s play. Normally she’d be up in one of the few front trucks meant to transport her and her fellow performers, but not today. If asked, she would say that she just doesn’t like being that physically close to someone else, but really she wanted a guaranteed place to be alone in her thoughts. Just a place where she can swing and be alone and think without any interrup-

*knock knock* 

Malia gave a soft sigh as her peace was disturbed by some soft knocking at the roof of her caravan. She waited until after a pretty big bump to answer with a “Come in!”

The roof opened and two long ears poked in before a white ball of fur landed on the floor with a noticeable THUNK sound. Malia couldn;t help but give a giggle. “Perfect landing as ever Usagi.”

The bunny named Usagi gave an angry squeak before shifting into his human form, keeping the long, half-flop ears from his rabbit form. “I thought you’d keep the pillow under there for my landing?” He asked.

“It got sent away by the bumpy road” Malia muttered as she gripped the arms of the swing after a larger bump hit and the trailer stopped moving. “Hm.” Malia mused aloud. “I think one of the wooden wheels broke, we wouldn’t stop otherwise. At least now you can find that pillow.” Usagi did just that, grabbing a pillow then setting it down so he could rest his knees atop of it. “Why did you seek me out?” Malia asked, not wanting to be left in silence now that she knew a trusted confidant was with her.

“Well…” Usagi began. “After you were selected to be one of our openers today, you seemed very out of it. You performed well and then went to your trailer as soon as you could. You didn’t even open up for Molly when she knocked. What’s up?” Malia shifted uncomfortably in her swing.

“I didn’t want to be there when SHE was going to do it.” Malia solemnly spoke. Usagi didn’t need to ask her to elaborate. They both knew what she was talking about. The air in the trailer became tense, with the air of silence that descended on the group. Usagi meekly spoke up after a moment of nothing.

“Do… Do you remember the last ringleader?” Malia, who had been looking at her shoes, smiled softly at the memories that came forth.

“Of course I do. She was kind, just like the original one. She offered me a place after the deaths of my parents. She worked with me one-on-one to help me become the best I was. She was the one who made me feel like our fellow performers were our family. My signature trick, the flaming hoops, was dedicated to her once she was no longer apart of us. But,” Malia stopped to twirl some of her hair out of nervous habit. “But that all changed when She came into power.” Malia looked up in time to see Usagi visibly wince. “When Arthur told us that the polarity of the Ringleaders switch each time, I knew that the bad ones were bad, but She is on a whole different level of cruelty. When she forcibly anomalized Tim-Tam, I knew we were in for a long haul. Every stop we make she slides deeper in her cruelty, and she grows more dangerous. That is why-”

“Please leave us be Micah!” Usagi called out, looking behind Malia. The acrobat turned her head to see a rat looking at the two of them before scurrying out of the trailer. Usagi directed his attention back to Malia. “Why did he send one of his rats to us?” Malia breathed out her nose.

“As part of the sideshow you aren’t privy to certain things, but we main acts have figured out that the Ringleader uses him as a way to spy on us, make sure we don’t perform a coup or something along those lines.” She gave herself a few more kicks before her swing was moving at a slow pace. “Another reason I don’t like her, she keeps us on a tight leash and we’ve all seen that she will not hesitate to follow through with her threats.” Silence once again took the trailer, the only thing to be heard was the trapeze. “Did ‘we’ succeed in obtaining the target?” Malia asked, with emphasizing how she wanted nothing to do with said plan. Usagi thought about it.

“The plan for C to hack the phone to make the target think she was cyberbullied which would lower her self-esteem so that the Ringleader could trick her into being forced into the Troupe with the promise of becoming beautiful?” Malia nodded, which prompted Usagi to shake his head. “No, a last second change was made, we kidnapped her older brother instead, and left a specific trail and instructions so she would follow us by herself. That way the Ringleader could add them with no problems.” 

Malia’s face dropped before the trailer shook. “They must have fixed the wheel. Usagi, it would be wise for you to hurry back now.” Usagi gave a node before he leapt up out of the roof opening and shut it. Malia decided to return to swinging, for it might distract her from her thoughts of not preventing another tragedy.

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Caroline was feeling impatient. To her, all the wagon trailers looked the exact same, and the entire area needed some sort of face-lift. If she was attending on any ordinary day, she’d remark to her husband that this place has a sort of charm, and that she’s really amazed by the sideshow, but today’s visit was anything but an ordinary one. She and her husband Sidney were walking through the sideshow section of the visiting circus, not as tourists, but as Foundation agents. It had been six months since they saw their daughter and son, who had been kidnapped by the very circus they were visiting now. They both made a plea to the leader of the MTF unit Delta-9, “Unfunny Business”, to be put on their team to hunt the circus down, but were initially denied. If it wasn’t for Site Director Enigma stepping in, they wouldn’t be where they were.

“This place has a strange vibe about it. I’m surprised we didn’t notice that this was anomalous sooner,” Sidney pointed out. Caroline had to agree. Ever since she stepped into the sideshow area she felt as though she was constantly being spied on. She wouldn’t put it past a group known as the Troupe of Shadows to be lurking in said shadows in order to find what they were looking for.

The sideshow section was designed in a way that it wrapped around the back area outside of the Big Top, with ends that had food for the main performances. Each sideshow act had their own individual area for them to either perform or to be gawked at. Caroline had to admit that there were some individuals that intrigued her, such as “Rachel the Robotic Wonder”, who had artificial limbs you’d see from a movie and was sitting in her area with her left arm propped open and was performing a manual check-up, all while having a full-conversation with an engineer student. Another “performer” that caught Caroline’s eyes was “Tim-Tam the Changing Dog”, a dog that whenever it barked, its feet would change into that of another animal. It disgusted her that even when the dog would cry out of pain, the onlookers still cheered and laughed as though nothing was wrong. She’d chalk it up to an effect of the travelling circus, where it would make certain sights and atrocities seem like a normal thing. Caroline wanted this GOI shut down forever.

Caroline and Sidney were almost halfway through the sideshow and could not find any clue on the whereabouts of their children. Caroline felt despair creeping in. She was going to ask Sidney for his thoughts on the leader killing their children when she noticed he was looking at what looked like a large aquarium tank on its own stage. The tank was large, taking up most of the space on stage; the tank was tinted green with algae and had a wooden sign on the end that read “It Came From the Green Lagoon!” Upon closer inspection there was something in the tank, specifically what appeared to be a humanoid figure. This figure was light green and had scales along his arms and legs, and his short hair flowed softly in the water and was tinged green like seaweed, although the tank might have been skewing the color. He was wearing a waterlogged and raggedy white shirt along with a pair of brown shorts that had tears along the edges. Caroline had an inkling that she’d seen him before, attending a college she was sent to investigate, but that was a thought for another day, and his vaguely yellow eyes also made her think otherwise.

“Excuse me,” Sidney spoke to the tank. Caroline was about to ask him why he was talking to the tank when the humanoid swam closer to the edge of the glass, revealing a very human face. “Can you hear and understand me?” The thing in the tank nodded twice. “Can you tell us where any…er…newer performers may be?” The lagoon creature swam over to the more algae-dense part of the tank and began to use his finger to write in the algae, spelling out "NER MID DEL  N EW K JUH →". Despite the bad spelling, it was obvious to the two what they were looking for. Caroline hurried down to the middle of the sideshow while Sidney waved goodbye and thanked the creature who waved back with a small smile before swimming into the back of the tank. Sidney caught up to his wife and they beelined it down the path until they found it: a caged area with a purple tarp covering it, with a small crowd standing waiting outside waiting as a worker was checking their watch. As soon as Caroline and Sidney walked up the worker looked up and spoke.

“Thank you everyone for your patience, now that we have our special guests, who wants to see what’s under the TARP!” They presented it like a gameshow host and spoke with the energy of a world-famous ventriloquist ready to introduce his dummies. The crowd cheered, and the pit of despair returned to Caroline as the worker began to speak again. “Now we have found these two and our grand Ringleader rescued them, and they have decided to join us for our grand journey around the world! May I introduce to you,” Caroline felt sick. “The one and only” Sidney gripped Caroline’s hand nervously. The worker pulled the tarp away and time seemed to freeze as the two paled. There was no doubt about what they saw. They saw-

“The Stained Glass Lass and the Human Marionette!”

Their daughter and son, forceably anomalized.

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Incident Report Delta-9-0█

Using the past events as a form of a map, MTF Unit Delta-9, “Unfunny Business” was able to pinpoint the next location that the Group of Interest known as the Troupe of Shadows was going to stop at. Researchers Caroline and Sidney [REDACTED] were allowed to join the unit on this mission, having a personal vendetta against the GOI after they kidnapped their son and daughter. 

After approximately one and a quarter hours, the two researchers found their daughter and son, who were forcibly made anomalous by the Ringleader. Shortly after an altercation occurred with one of the carnies instigating a fight with one of the MTF agents after the carny figured out their intentions. Only the researcher’s daughter was able to be saved, as the son had to be left behind. The son is pressumaly still kept by the Troupe of Shadows. The daughter, now dubbed “SCP 6349” is currently in containment. 

SCP 6349, “The Living Stain Glass” is a humanoid with a height of approximately five feet four inches. The subject’s body is made entirely out of stained glass, and as such is without the ability to speak. 6349 is often seen slowly walking and posing around its containment cell, accompanied by a noticeably painful screeching sound any time it moves what would be a joint in its body. 6349 is presumably unable to think or perform any higher processes of thinking besides what is needed to move around. Subject has had no reactions of any kind to audible testing, and when obstacles were put in its path it showed no signs of any kind to stopping, seen when it kept trying to move forward when a wall was put in place and how when a rock was put in its path it tripped with attempt to protect itself, resulting in its shattering. After the first shattering event, known as Incident 6349-C, the subject began a form of regeneration, with the broken pieces moving back to its original form and reforming as a whole body, with a new pattern, presumably from the pieces not returning to the exact spot they were in beforehand.

Despite this knowledge, no tests involving destroying parts of 6349 have been approved, being rejected by order of O5-█.

– Dr. Travel.

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