#useless bisexual

[tenderfxck]

al haitham is dreaming. he's- he's sure of it.

why else would that secretary he's been harboring some not-so-pure feelings for be bending over right in front of him, her little skirt riding up and over the swell of her ass just enough to see a full show of what cute panties might lay hidden beneath.

except there was nothing under that tight skirt. she. . .

she wasn't wearing anything.

al haitham had the perfect view of two full pussy lips squished so beautifully between the seam of her plush thighs from his desk.

thoughts of planting himself behind her and sliding his cock right into that pretty little cunt almost immediately barged their way into his mind, evicting any other logical thought that may have resided there until this moment. he couldn't possibly look away, liquid heat rushing to his gut at the idea of fucking her doggy-style against the bookshelf she was sorting through right now.

he wasn't sure whether to promote or fire whoever requested those research articles she was now gathering from the large cabinet right in front of his desk. she seems oblivious to al haitham's current ordeal, however. and he was uncertain if she was aware of the revealing position she put herself in. maybe it was just laundry day.

or perhaps, haitham thought, feeling his cock twitch to life even more, she never wears panties. . .

oh, archons.

so now al haitham just has to be patient. he'll sit there, heart hammering away, staring at that tight-looking pussy taunting him from across the room until she's finished her business and takes leave of his office.

he won't breathe a word to her except for a simple request. just for her to close the door on her way out, so as soon as it clicks shut he can pull his cock out and relieve himself of this burning need currently laid weeping against his thigh and straining tight in his pants.

but for now she still sorts through documents, and al haitham will continue burning this sight in his memory to use for many, many lonely nights to come.

#on purpose? that's for you to decide #i was pussy whipped writing this ill admit #i saw an up skirt shot and the rest was history #useless bisexual #tender thoughts #al haitham smut #alhaitham smut #al haitham x reader #alhaitham x reader #al haitham x y/n #alhaitham x y/n #al haitham x you #alhaitham x you #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #afab reader #also can you believe i didnt post something at 3am???

[ashksa]

Had the urge to see what the others would have looked like with the titan's powers and started with Amity

(though Hunter was a close call too.)

#a little idea that was bugging me for a while #like always the colors looked better on the computer #I am sorry for failing you luz #but if Amity gets the titans power it's only fair you get the full face tomato #my art #fanart #the owl house #toh #role swap #titan witch amity #lumity #luz noceda #amity blight #toh ghost #useless bisexual #looking at you luz

[poustannie]

To absolutely nobodies surprise I just watched the wednesday tv show and when i say im feral for larissa weems I truly mean it god damn gwendoline christie u are so ❤ tall women u are so wow i just WOW

#larissa weems #gwendoline christie #useless bisexual #aka me <3 #wednesday #wednesday tv series

[itsthetism]

i am a slut in theory but a misanthrope in practice

#bi #bisexual #chaotic bisexual #disaster bi #girl in red #lgbtq #misanthrope #sapphic #sweater weather #useless bisexual #wlw #misanthropy #why am i like this

[haystarlight]

You know something? you know how everyone is annoyed when aunts and uncles ask them at family reunions “why don’t you have a relationship yet?” ?

most people don’t like it because they don’t want to be in a relationship and they don’t wanna be pressured into one, or they are in a relationship and they just don’t want their annoying aunt or uncle invading their privacy. or they are in the closet and not ready for the come out. and yeah, those people are absolutely valid.

but you wanna know why I resent that question?

because I do want to be in a romantic relationship. I would love to have someone like that. I’ve been looking! I’ve been trying! I’ve wanted a partner for a really long time and I keep trying. and I don’t have one. and it hurts. this constant failure hurts.

so, when people ask me “why don’t you have a partner?”. it’s rubbing salt in the wound. I just want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them, screaming “THAT’S WHAT I KEEP WONDERING!!”. 

why don’t I have a partner?

#personal life #personal shit #personal post #emotional #disaster bisexual #bisexual disaster #useless bisexual #bisexual #amatonormativity #my love life #sorry for the rant #small rant

[jenjen4280]

Those Icy Fingers Up and Down My Spine (That Same Old Witchcraft When Your Eyes Meet Mine) by @dreamsaremywords is available to print on demand! It’s one of my favorite Clexa fanfics.

It’s an epic story of the rise of dark witch known as the Ice Queen who seeks to start another wizard world war and the witches and wizards who stand against her (Clexa and crew).

I got my copies earlier this week and the books are massive and nice editions. I’m a print media gal and I’m looking forward to re-reading it (again) but this time I’ll be holding a book in my hands!

#clexa #those icy fingers up and down my spine #triwizard tournament #super gay #useless lesbian #useless bisexual #acid pops #wlw #fanfic #fanfiction #favorite story #ravenclaw

[blu3-nightshade]

Lacrosse Captain

I am in a boarding school right? First year, decided to try a new sport, so I pick lacrosse. 

First practice and one of the Yr 13s (last year) volunteered. She is the reason I signed up to lacrosse for all three terms. I am a very useless bisexual.

She turned up to some practices with rainbow socks, and some other pride stuff. In our school sixth formers wear suits, so I’d see her daily in a very nice fitting black suit. I’d periodically die inside in my uniform.

You have to understand I *really* like Haikyuu, especially Yū Nishinoya, one of the characters that has a blonde streak in his hair. What has this got to do with anything?

Start of second term, who turns up with a bleached strand of hair? The captain.

Every encounter has been me trying and failing miserably to be as composed as possible in her presence. The year is coming to an end and I’ll probably never see her again but I wanted to share with y’all.

The reason I kept playing lacrosse this school year.

#lacrosse captain #useless bisexual #why am i like this #the daily gay panic #I once held my breath around her #ig I didn't believe I deserved to breathe the same air as her #send help #gaypanic

[dragongoddess13]

I got flirted with by a cute girl at the used book store tonight and I fucking missed it!

#dragon irl #oblivious bisexual #useless bisexual

[krystal-prisms]

God I am so bad at being bisexual

I had the absolutely perfect opportunity to flirt with this cute barista and I didn't take it

Me- *messes up my order and pronounces my Starbucks drink wrong*

Barista (joking)- wow I'm like personally traumatized that you said that wrong

Me- I'm sorry, I'll pay for your therapy for that

What I *should have* said - here's my number, I'll let you bill me for that ;)

#my bs #MISSED OPPORTUNITY #im actually so mad now #useless bisexual #aaa #bisexual

[mgbbsnk]

jean in chapter 11 of the sunshine court

#.txt #spoilers #USELESS BISEXUAL #I LOVE HIM #THIS WAS HIM WHEN HE WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM #AND HAD THE BIGGEST GAY MELTDOWN IN HIS HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER #tsc #aftg

[sweet-shrimp]

Ich: Ich glaub da war vorhin ein Mensch der mit mir geflirtet hat, aber hab’s erst danach gemerkt, voll sad

Freundin: Ach dieser eine Mensch mit dem roten Shirt, der wollte sowasvon was von dir

Ich: wie bitte wer wollte was von mir?

#flirting #clueless #useless bisexual #bi #i’m such a clueless shit i swear

[darknightsky68]

I wanna have someone to make a marriage pact with and both of us will deep down hope that it’ll come true but be too afraid to say it out loud so we just endlessly offer love and support in the hopes that the other will admit their feelings first.

And then we get married 😌

#useless lesbian #useless bisexual #anxious gay #marriage pact

[faery-berry-blast]

Please send help there’s a useless bisexual LOST in the engineering building

#useless bisexual #bisexual #lost #please send help #someone save me #I’m a #cREATIVE WRITING MAJOR #college #campus #campus life

[akalimist]

(9 years pre-canon)

Kaedan: everyone has a gay cousin Mina: i don't have a gay cousin *Lumina waves to her from across the room* Mina: Mina: oh shit i am the gay cousin

#relic of the stronghold #rots #ocs #original novel #queer characters #lgbtq #incorrect quotes #lumimina #lightwarrior #kaedan hernandez #mina rowlock #lumina liu #mina figured out she was the gay cousin within two weeks of meeting lumina #kaedan will never let her live that down #actually no one will let her live that down #useless bisexual #you know what kaedan is allowed to bully her he had to deal with her pining

[itsthetism]

when do i get to go on a cute picnic date with a pretty girl in a sun dress

#bi #bisexual #chaotic bisexual #disaster bi #girl in red #i love women #lgbtq #wlw #picnic date #sun dress #sweater weather #useless bisexual #girls are just so pretty #when is it my turn to be happy #sapphic #i want a girlfriend

[haystarlight]

So there was a girl on the bus who had the same hair color as Amity (Season 2) so, naturally, I freaked the fuck out.

She was sitting at the other side of the bus and my stop was getting close so I didn’t have much time. I ran to sit close to her, I hurt my knee and dropped my cellphone. By the time I did sit down, I blacked out.

And then she left. And then came my stop.

So yeah, another day of being a useless bisexual. 

#shitpost #personal shit #personal post #my life #textpost #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #Bisexual #sapphic #useless bisexual #disaster bisexual #dumbass #amity #amity blight #the owl house amity